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I have been waiting for a such great fighter as yourself. Already you show the markings of a conqueror, like a young Kommandar, but with even more unbridled strength if you could believe it. I have seen you, wielding that hammer of yours. And I'd like to see more. I know we both want the same thing – to see that you become a true Champion for the glorious Empire. But first…

I need you to show that you trust me.

I trust you. Always have.

Many say they do. Remarkably few are able to demonstrate it. Now is your chance.

Well you've always been very honest with me, and haven't really done any insults in recent memory. That is why I trust you.

But what I'm trying to ask of you is… oh, enough of these words!

Well, how do I truly show that I trust you?

I thought the answer would be obvious – I'm practically rubbing it in your face

…
So, you want me to show you my skills?
Well, I found Waldo. My skills in finding people are great!

Well, a different sort of skill. Or I could show you mine, and you be the judge.

Sure. Show it.

This is the part where I rape you

Wha??
But I'm still a minor, please no…

I'll be gentle. You can trust me, remember…?

NO, not like this!
NO, STOP!
eh…
I NEED AN ADULT!!!

I'm all the adult you need, soldier.

ah…
ow…
this is uncomfortable!!!
please stop!!!

What if I do it like this? Is that better? :3

a little…

Anything else you'd like?

no…just go…
leave me alone…
(drops from exhaustion)

Then I'll just continue ravishing you right here.

noooooo…
ow
ow
owowowow

Don't worry, you'll love it soon enough.

stop…
ah…
why????

It can't be helped… ♥

And you brought this upon yourself.

I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
I thought OUCH… I thought it be about something different!
But that's how it always happens isn't it?

Why, whatever do you mean?

Like…like, people, as in you, promise people of treats and fun!
but when we take the bait, you just rape us and sometimes cut off our limbs!
Oh shiii
please dont cut off my limbs.

HOH is raping Omomon.

Later.

I have the weirdest boner right now…

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FOR THE JAPANESE EMPIRE!

oh and like Hitler can come along too, but stay in the back please.

Omomon is the chosen one!

When I saw the title, I knew it was a Hacker thread.
When I saw the text, I knew rape would happen.

Maybe if you stopped shakin' your stuff you wouldn't get raped

/victimblaming

I won't. How could I enjoy your body to its fullest if you had no limbs?

Only at this point you "wat"?

I honestly did not think it would be a rape thread.

Sure you didn't…

Well, it isn't. That is, if you wanted it to happen.

What isn't?

Did someone mention rape?

If were going by avatars then that means that a nazi pony just raped noodle from Gorrilaz

edit: and ya know, to pour salt on the wound, someone would actually fap to that

Alright, Fascist Pony! It's time for SOVIET INTERVENTION!

Are you proposing a three-way?

PLEASE NO MORE SEX

There will always be more sex.

D:

>:3