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I fucking dare you

Suspended.

Not good enough

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Please this is not a joke suspend me

Here, click this.

I don't want to deactivate I want to be suspended

Is the suspense killing you?

It's a permanent suspension, so much better than a stupid temporary one.

I fucking hate you people. just suspend me already

I hope my new username helps me get suspended

Suspensions are only fun to give out when you DON'T want one

If I start shitposting can I be suspended

Maybe if you started posting things about mods doing uh… inappropriate things, maybe you can get suspended?

Only cool kids get suspended.

Found this-Will be suspended for sure

Dafuq? people actually make these kind of stuff?

Actually I made it

Please don't suspend me.

You should be suspended to

Suspended.

this $H!7 is getting real

Lucky

Why are you so eager to get suspended?

I just want to feel important

No ban, just suspension

Spam the SRJ comments.

Oh nice, so people actually beg to get suspended, I hope this is a troll. If not, this is just pathetic. All that and the joke may have gone over my head, so no need to point it out.

The fuck did you just call me

uh excuse me, but this isn't a troll, this is a very far and deep meaning. while you plebtier think he's just trying to get suspended, this is actually a deep metaphor for what's going on in ferguson right now. you see, the mods are the police and instead of doing their job (i.e suspending him) they are refusing them the right to be suspended. if you look at nuclear physics you could see that the battery juices in pizza's head are 75% causing him to believe suspending him was the best way of action and if dog = mx+b then you should know that pizza is actually thanking you for not suspending him and he wants to tell us with his posts "already a memeber? click here to sign in" therefore, if you listen to 17:74 of storm from the indie band godspeed you! black emperor's sensational album lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven you'd see that all pizza really wants to do is make a shit thread in riff raff.

No. I actually want to be suspended. And I'm going to one way or the other

I'm going to go ahead and believe you're saying that because this is a riff-raff post that I shouldn't take it seriously, so I'll do just that and leave this post, and thanks Lil B for making this a bit more clear.

look pizza, i respect your decisions here, but who knows more about your posts, me or me.

it's clear here when he says "i'm going to one way or the other" he means "the pains inside are too fierce and i can't handle, but i can still hold on" and that means that pizza here really want attention, wants love, wants the doctorate, but he holds up too short. he looks at animal crossing shota bdsm all day and he can't get past. he looks in the mirror and sees nothing. it's really deep, i dont think you understand.

#2Deep4Me

Is there a point I'm missing here in these threads nowadays?

welcome to riff-raff

This thread should be memory laned

Who downvoted all my posts?

I think were done here. Even Riff-Raff shouldn't be this bad.