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Listen to me, please. Or, more likely read what i have written… whatever.

My son spends all day in his room on this site. Me and my wife love him very much but we're afraid that all the time he spends in his dimly lit room is not good for his physical or mental health. We understand you put up with him on your site but he should go out and meet real people who will expose him to differing opinions. Sure, the internet will make him happy while he's on it but only make him more miserable without it.

There is a healthy amount of time to be online and he has gone way past it, staying up into the wee hours of the morning makes him lethargic when he's in class. His marks are falling and the internet is partially to blame. He has tried to tell us that you are his friends and care for him but that's very unlikely. You know my son only through the skewed lens of how he represents himself online, I know you like seeing his posts but saying you are friends is a loose usage of the term.

He wants to help himself and that's fine, but it will take a lot of self-discipline to follow through. Most places for addiction (and people can become addicted to the internet) have support systems set up so real people can help one another with similar problems. An website against internet addiction is like an AA convention in a bar.

So while me and my wife are very proud of our son for getting along with all of you, maybe a site full of "bronies" and fans of cartoon pin-up girls is not the best place for my son to get the help he needs so he can be a well-adjusted member of society.

Thanks.

HAHAHHAHA

Your son is beyond help. Put him out of his misery,

tell your son to kill himself, its the only way for him to get rid of all the cancer.

make sure you never procreate too.

Is your son a tri-gender tit shark by chance? He's no friend of ours unless he wears his shark suit at all times. He's yet to sharpie in the pooper either. Tell him to man up and take one for the team.

Tell your son to go on a meme diet. Works every time.

+1 move this thread to serious debate and move original to Riff Raff

I hope you get a papercut on your peehole, Blubber.

Way to go. I'm glad to see a parent do what's best for their child, especially if it involves taking them away my site.

>peehole

12 year old detected

I think your son may have developed a case of Meme Cancer. Some of the symptoms of this include:
• Referencing an obscure hentai comic any time a goat is mentioned.
• Praising a deity known as "Don".
• Shouting "+1 deadpool" at anything he dislikes.
If he is undergoing any of these symptoms, I would advise that you contact a doctor immediately.

"peehole"

lol

I came here to laugh, not to feel Blubber. You actually put a lot of thought into this. This is a beautiful post aside from the fact that it's satire.

that still wouldn't be as irritating as ur posts lol

Takes one to know one blubber.

that um… isn't the appropriate context for that come back.

if i had sad he was a bad poster it would have been but i said his posts were bad. it is a small but important difference.

signed, matthew the joke king.

That's not how you cover your peehole.

ahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahaahahahahaaha

>2014
>Me in charge of comebacks

We are sorry to hear that, however with that said.
we are aware of the dangers on this webside and we advice you to make sure your son is healthy and unharmed, as mentioned surfing on kym can lead to some nasty side effects
it is therefore important that you make sure your son haven't Contracted any strange symptoms
symptoms may include one or more of the following:

- OP infections
- Karmawhore type 2
- MEMElitis
- S.T.S (shitposting Troll syndrom)
- Cancer
- straightphobia
- Shipper poisening

if your son have any of the following please see a doctor as soon as possible.
KYM is in is no way responsible for long term or perment damage of it's users,
our users spent their time here at own risk. remember internet is not for everyone, contact your doctor before use.

- KYM user community and meme research support team.