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okay, you nerds, I know the coming year is going to be the year of the monkey but fuck that, I'm making it the year of the spider!
I'm taking over the human race with spiders for spiders…
I'm also inviting people to either join the cause, or attempt to stop me, providing entertainment…

welcome to the revolution/fite me, bitch

I will fight you. For great justice!!!!!

Aight, providing support because spiders are cool

Gonna need A LOT of napalm

Gon' get me some spider cider, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I'm fine with spiders taking over.

Hope the raid factory works overtime

Samurai Sanders 2016

Dr. Smith is pleased.

Fuck off faker it's my year.

I was Spider-Byte before you got some weird fetish for arachnids. You're an imposter and a scoundrel!

oh pardon me dearie, but the year of the spider only belongs to true arachnids, not silly human freaks in the guise of one~
sweet of you to try though~

how silly, what do you think some of my first targets will be~?

Spider army? Can a spider army withstand a mecha with a dick gun and arm sword? Hah didn't think so

You posted Undermeme and roleplayed so you instantly lost anyway.

Also please control your fursona, not everyone here appreciates the furry fandom and I think its best for your not to aggravate them

that's what kaiju and my pet are for, Dearie

well you posted 60's spiderman, so by that logic, wouldn't that mean your older meme means you lost first?

Pants are down, ready for your strap-on

HOLD UP JUST A MINUTE.

I've already claimed 2016 as the year I take over, with my Pepsi antics. Now begone!

It's just so cute how you think your sub-par, liquid sugar drink so much as deserves more than a single day~

SUBPAR??! With the power of PEPSI, ANYTHING is possible. PEPSI will eradicate all of your itsy-bitsy spiders!

Now excuse me, while I take a short break.

I've replaced all you soda with wood dust~
someone already paid me to deal with those PEPSKY factories…

I knew this day will come, we have create this anti spider killer.

Too bad you have a good… Hm couple hundred years or so… Before science makes those nasty little pests…

post best monkey

Why the fuck isn't Dragonbreath a Fire-type attack, I have spiders to burn.

You've already failed… That's not a monkey…

I have a counter for you~

Show me your spider donut hole

A Kong is an ape or monkey capable of speech and building houses.

you just got lanked

That's still an ape…
Your old memes are weak, old man

it's just a lank bro

Petition for "weak old meme man" to become the next Riff Raff insult

Only a "weak old meme man" like yourself would dare to use such an insult.

Spiders swarm over self
The hell? Where'd these come from?

all of you guys are dead now

PRESERVING FREEDOM

OK, everybody go home. We have a winner.

B R R R T S Q U A D

PROTECTING OUR PEOPLE

das cute

I don't mind spiders, at least ones that aren't any bigger than dogs. And thanks to the square cubed law and spider biology, I don't need to worry about that unless the concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere goes way up. And if that happens, then we'd have much more to worry about than big spiders.

Still, I kinda wish it was the year of Luigi again.

Either way, have a going year くもちゃん!

that's cute

Isn't he on mars, or something…?
Also, he killed you, so not sure how that plays into this…

He is everywhere and nowhere

Pretty sure my little takeover of a year is insignificant to him…

Stop trying to make yourself relevant.

And you are…?

You can't win.

NO S P I D E R ZONE

THIS IS A NO S P I D E R ZONE
SPIDERS GET OUT