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"Hitler did nothing wrong" is an inaccurate phrase. He in fact, fucked up everything. Stalin however did everything right, therefore Stalin did nothing wrong.
Hitler invaded more territory than he could handle, causing him to lose
Stalin kept his shit together during WWII
Hitler was an ally to that dumb chink tojo
Stalin knew japs are dirty and stayed away from him
Stalin's army won and made hitler kill himself(like the little bitch he was)
Stalin died many years later due to natural causes like an honorable person
Hitler only killed a few hundred in his purges
Stalin killed up to 3,000(like a real dictator)
Hitler's moustache resembled a small shit smear underneath his nose
Stalin's moustache however was very masculine(see below)

Hitler genocided millions and had to kill himself for it
Stalin genocided millions and got away with it
Tl;dr Stalin is a winner and Hitler can go ride the short bus with that gook Tojo

i wish somebody would just Hitler you so you can quit Stalin all of the good threads from appearing

Tojo couldn't even kill himself right. What a loser.

Hitler lead to the events that eventually turned Japan from a militarized empire to a pussy neat paradise where everyone fucks anime pillows

that pic is SFW, and safe for the forums, definitely safe for riff-raff and it's been posted on the forum a thousand times before. Stop being a homophobe ya faggot.

Look what you've done, Riff-Raff!

You've made Hitler sad! How could you?

You're all missing something extremely important:

Hitler was an artist. Stalin wasn't.

You can clearly tell Hitler was a much more dignified individual from this alone.

No mention of best dictator

feels bad man

>not purging the Jewish doctors before they could kill you
>not easily crushing Finland and turning it into a glorious bolshevik commune
>not successfully dividing Japan up and instead letting Truman bitchslap you with the a-bomb
>not taking a "vacation" to Mexico and killing Trotsky personally for being a capitalist traitor before taking tequila shots off hot Mexican bellies
>implying Stalin did nothing wrong

The kulaks deserved it

>implying there are actual jew doctors
>implying Finland is worth conquering
>impying gookland is worth conquering
>implying Trotsky/Mexico was worth his personal time
>implying Stalin did anything wrong

>implying that loser Stalin could ever conquer Finland

>rose to power with the support of fascist italy and nazi germany
>established a quasi-fascist state
>never had his regime toppled in the aftermath of WWII
>outlived both hitler and stalin

Truly the best dictator.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Soviet Navy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Nazis, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire USSR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USSR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in gulag. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Red Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, comrade.

>over 300 confirmed kills
You are like a little baby! Watch this!


Better luck next time kiddo

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