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Actual post about shit: When I was in first grade an unknown person pooped on the floor. Later on in the day during the next restroom break the poop was found to be flung on the wall. The perpetrator was never found and only one suspect was even speculated.

Following Patrick's trail, one time I was in the bathroom and managed to find the largest log of shit I've ever seen, it was just laying there on the toilet, too thick to even be flushed, I swear this thing had a diameter of 5cm and was 15cm long, I shudder at the thought of that coming out of someone's ass.

Ah now that brings back my own memories of elementary school, where someone (they never found out who) kept smearing their own shit all over the stall walls week after week

I had an indirect experience with this in the ninth grade, where one of the students (who hated me especially) smeared their own shit over the air conditioner of one of the portable classrooms. I wasn't around during this, but I heard the story from some acquaintances.

Said kid would later get suspended/expelled for showing up to school drunk as hell, which I was sadly a few minutes too let-out-early-to-go-to-my-next-class to see.

Anyone remember the air tazer that set people on fire?

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