Alright, since I know you viewed this thread because
A. You thought this was a troll and you wanted to see what the joke was.
or
B. U horny,
I'm going to give you another opportunity to reconsider.
But seriously now, this is not a joke!
Just wait a min. Why are you looking to fail at No-Fap November? And why so soon? You're only a few days in. Do you really want to take the risk and risk it all?
No! Stop! Don't do this. Please don't give up just yet. Don't be a prisoner of your own hornyness.
This is it. You're just 1 click away from ruining any possibility of succeeding at No-Fap November.
1 more click starting now. I wanted to give 1 more chance to those who are still fighting the urge.
Let's start the countdown to your failure.
No BS this time. This is REALLY it! Super ultra mega hyper serious right now. Scouts honor. Cross my heart hope to die. The next one will absolutely be something SERIOUSLY lewd. Like UNBELIEVEIBLY lewd. Like INSTA-NUT lewd. Like LEWDY LEWDY LEWD-LEWD lewd.