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Early 2020: Everyone is worried about the global situation. A lot of people think this new pandemic. The governments all claim everything is fine while events spiral out of control.
Sonic the Hedgehog releases into theaters.
Within a month the world has gone to hell. The plague spreads and we're all having cage fights for toilet paper.

Early 2022: Everyone is low-keyed worried about the Ukraine war. Don't worry though. It's all gone to Blyat and nothing can make it escalate. There are some rumors of Russian responses and being pushed to the edge.
April 8 – Sonic the Hedgehog 2

I beheld a pale rider on a black horse, and he said "Come and see"

Guess ww3 starts this year
sonic 3 releases great famine caused by nuclear war for 2024
and finally sonic 4 followed by death in 2026

The path is clear now.

We need to nuke SEGA.

For the Greater Good.

Tried it

April 9th, Russia has been caught doing genocide and NATO members are handing over armored fighting vehicles.

IT BEGINS

It has been 3 days since the harbinger has come.

What has Sonic cost us this time?

Well there was a scene that implied that a bubushka took sonic's innocence after the Uptown Funk dance fight