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2spooky4me

Too scared to watch (I'm a whimp).

Do it. It's great.
My favorite quote:
"He really scooted along here, holy fuck. That man on the phone was still in the middle of his lecture on the importance of a stable economy and that bear just barged right in. He really hustled!"

And:
"He must have been genuinely insulted I pressed escape to try and fine a menu, he was just thinking 'oh man I'm gonna teach this guy for minimizing the game by accident oh I'm gonna get teach him a lesson now.'"

"Well, the only way to access the menu is to suck Freddy Fazbear's cock. Who would've thought."

Hey, don't feel bad. I haven't (nor will I ever) play it, and mostly only been exposed to it second-hand and it's still affected me. Bonnie's mug has become burned into my eyelids at night and WHAT does Youtube decided should be in the related videos all the frickin' time?

Nah, do yourself a favor and just avoid it.

"he was already giving me a blowjob during the phone call, he must have been genuinely insulted that i hit esc looking for a menu"

[In a monotone voice] "This is the most requests I've gotten for a game, more than Happy Wheels, so I'm eager to play this."

Are you that scared to not even watch a lets play?