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WHY PAY FOR A HOTEL?" YOU SAID. "THERE'S A PERFECT LITTLE HOSTEL RIGHT ON THE MAIN AVENUE," YOU SAID. IF MY WALLET IS MISSING TOMORROW IM LEAVING YOU HERE. JUST SO YOU KNOW
WHY PAY FOR A HOTEL?" YOU SAID. "THERE'S A PERFECT LITTLE HOSTEL RIGHT ON THE MAIN AVENUE," YOU SAID. IF MY WALLET IS MISSING TOMORROW IM LEAVING YOU HERE. JUST SO YOU KNOW

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GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE? I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS ARE YOU THIRSTY? I'VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA. KIT'S POISON> IS EVERYTHING OKAY? <THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE? I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS ARE YOU THIRSTY? I'VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA. KIT'S POISON> IS EVERYTHING OKAY? <THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>

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HEY. HEY DRUNKY. HEY, DRUNKY, SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S MY TOILET BUSH AND I REALLY HAVE TO GO
HEY. HEY DRUNKY. HEY, DRUNKY, SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE SERIOUSLY, THAT'S MY TOILET BUSH AND I REALLY HAVE TO GO

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OH, HEY. DIDNT MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. WE HEARD YOU PLAYING THAT FLORENCE THE MACHINE RECORD IN YOUR TENT CAN WE JUST HANG OUT AND LISTEN TO IT? WE'LL BE SUPER QUIET. WE'RE JUST REALLY BIG FANS OF HER WORK
OH, HEY. DIDNT MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. WE HEARD YOU PLAYING THAT FLORENCE THE MACHINE RECORD IN YOUR TENT CAN WE JUST HANG OUT AND LISTEN TO IT? WE'LL BE SUPER QUIET. WE'RE JUST REALLY BIG FANS OF HER WORK

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DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A CAMERA. YOUR HUSBAND'S OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS, RIGHT? SHHHH. JUST BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A CAMERA. YOUR HUSBAND'S OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS, RIGHT? SHHHH. JUST BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE.

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WHOA, CALM DOWN. WHAT HAPPENED? OH MY GODI OH MY GOD! OH, IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING! I THINK I'M LITERALLY DYING! OH GOD! JESUS, ARE YOU HURT? WAS IT HUNTERS? HAVE YOU BEEN SHOT? NO, I READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT FACTORY FARMING! THOSE POOR PIGS! .. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!
WHOA, CALM DOWN. WHAT HAPPENED? OH MY GODI OH MY GOD! OH, IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING! I THINK I'M LITERALLY DYING! OH GOD! JESUS, ARE YOU HURT? WAS IT HUNTERS? HAVE YOU BEEN SHOT? NO, I READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT FACTORY FARMING! THOSE POOR PIGS! .. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!

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GERBOMBS! BOO000OOM! BOMBTOWN, POPULATION: ME, Y'ALLIIT'S LIKE JAGER DRESDEN UP IN HERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN BOMBTOWN WE CAN BE JAGERNEIGHBORS.
GERBOMBS! BOO000OOM! BOMBTOWN, POPULATION: ME, Y'ALLIIT'S LIKE JAGER DRESDEN UP IN HERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN BOMBTOWN WE CAN BE JAGERNEIGHBORS.

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I'M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAHI AHA HHAAAAH HA I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER 'SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE' ARGUMENT? I CAN'T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA! OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN'S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING SHAM OF A 'MARRIAGE THAT DIDN'T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED? Hooo0O! THAT'S RICH. THAT'S FUNNY STUFF. YOU'RE- HAHAHA! AHHH YOU'RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY.I TOTALLY GET IT
I'M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAHI AHA HHAAAAH HA I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER 'SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE' ARGUMENT? I CAN'T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA! OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN'S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING SHAM OF A 'MARRIAGE THAT DIDN'T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED? Hooo0O! THAT'S RICH. THAT'S FUNNY STUFF. YOU'RE- HAHAHA! AHHH YOU'RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY.I TOTALLY GET IT

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BYE YOU GUYS. DRIVE SAFE. IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE I'VE JUST BEEN SO LONEL- YEAH, YOU'RE GONE. I'M JUST GOING TO STOP TALKING NOW.
BYE YOU GUYS. DRIVE SAFE. IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE I'VE JUST BEEN SO LONEL- YEAH, YOU'RE GONE. I'M JUST GOING TO STOP TALKING NOW.

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JAMES, WHERE'S THE CORKSCREW?I GOT A NEW ZINFANDEL FROM BARCLAY'S THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! YOU ALWAYS MOVE THE CORKSCREW. WHY CAN'T WE JUST KEEP IT IN THE DRAWER WITH ALL THE OTHER GOOFY KITCHEN THINGS LIKE YOUR ZESTER AND THE GARLIC PRESS? YOU'RE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.
JAMES, WHERE'S THE CORKSCREW?I GOT A NEW ZINFANDEL FROM BARCLAY'S THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! YOU ALWAYS MOVE THE CORKSCREW. WHY CAN'T WE JUST KEEP IT IN THE DRAWER WITH ALL THE OTHER GOOFY KITCHEN THINGS LIKE YOUR ZESTER AND THE GARLIC PRESS? YOU'RE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.

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HEREI GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN! BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU'VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS LIKE A DRIFTER/ WAS BORN TO WALK ALO000- YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN'T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? "CALL LAST CALL"? THATS WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHEN I'M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?
HEREI GO AGAAAAIN ON MY OWNNNN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN! BRANDON! CAN I GET ONE MORE BEER OVER HERE, MAN? HIGH LIFE IF YOU'VE GOT IT. CHAMPAGNE OF BREWSKIS LIKE A DRIFTER/ WAS BORN TO WALK ALO000- YOUR NAME IS JAKE? SINCE WHEN? AND WHAT LAST CALL? YOU CAN'T CALL LAST CALL- IS THAT HOW YOU SAY THAT? "CALL LAST CALL"? THATS WEIRD. WHATEVER THOUGH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHEN I'M KILLING IT ON SOME KARAOKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A KARAOKE BAR? THEN WHY HAVE BEEN SINGING FOR 40 MINUTES? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE HIGH NOTE, MAN! GIVE ME A BEER! AND WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TABLE? WHAT CITY IS THIS?

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I'M SORRY,I COULDN'T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT'S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU'RE SUCH A D--- SOMETIMES. SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT. YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I'M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. IT'S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS
I'M SORRY,I COULDN'T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT'S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU'RE SUCH A D--- SOMETIMES. SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT. YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I'M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. IT'S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS

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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, UNLESS IT'S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION! OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN'T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT! UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, UNLESS IT'S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION! OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN'T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT! UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!

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PAUL PAUL, WAKE UP YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN, WITH THE CRYING AND THE HAND MOTIONS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING AND FILING. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN A LOT OF OVERTIME BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING LAID OFF, BUT I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES WHERE YOU'RE JUST WORKING AT YOUR JOB IN YOUR SLEEP YOU NEED A BREAK, PAUL.THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOB SECURITY ANYMORE. IT ISN'T WORTH THIS. SHHHHHHH. YOU'RE STILL CRYING. JUST BREATHE.
PAUL PAUL, WAKE UP YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN, WITH THE CRYING AND THE HAND MOTIONS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TYPING AND FILING. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN A LOT OF OVERTIME BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING LAID OFF, BUT I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES WHERE YOU'RE JUST WORKING AT YOUR JOB IN YOUR SLEEP YOU NEED A BREAK, PAUL.THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOB SECURITY ANYMORE. IT ISN'T WORTH THIS. SHHHHHHH. YOU'RE STILL CRYING. JUST BREATHE.

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COOPER, YOU'VE DONE IT! ARE THE OTHERS READY? GOOD. THEN OUR TIME IS NOW. WHILE THE GUARDS ARE SLEEPING
COOPER, YOU'VE DONE IT! ARE THE OTHERS READY? GOOD. THEN OUR TIME IS NOW. WHILE THE GUARDS ARE SLEEPING

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WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BILLY VERY DISAPPOINTED SO DISAPPOINTED. JUST TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED IT'S A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT JUST THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING, TO BE HONEST YES, I WOULD SAY I FEEL DISAPPOINTED ABOUT IT VERY DISAPPOINTED MOM, DAD, IT WAS A B+ IN HANDWRITING. EXACTLY SO YOU CAN SEE WHY WE'RE DISAPPOINTED
WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BILLY VERY DISAPPOINTED SO DISAPPOINTED. JUST TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED IT'S A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT JUST THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING, TO BE HONEST YES, I WOULD SAY I FEEL DISAPPOINTED ABOUT IT VERY DISAPPOINTED MOM, DAD, IT WAS A B+ IN HANDWRITING. EXACTLY SO YOU CAN SEE WHY WE'RE DISAPPOINTED

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