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Natasha joined her sister minutes later...

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

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The (im)proper use case for AI

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

CD MUD UG OP 3/ The new Al-powered racial slur generator was off to a rough start.

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Elmo breaks the news of Telly's arrival to Kabulsame Street

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

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Grilled catfish

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Trigger warning

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

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Bert talks about 'Nam again

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

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He did not count with it

After draining Mark Zuckerberg of his blood, The Count is left surprised when it turns it not only isn't red, it is a color simply unknown to the human eye.

After draining Mark Zuckerberg of his blood, The Count is left surprised when it turns it not only isn't red, it is a color simply unknown to the human eye.

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To be fair, this not only happens to the boys

Seo Don Cookie Monster's request to toxic fangirls when they see two straight male characters in the same scene.

Seo Don Cookie Monster's request to toxic fangirls when they see two straight male characters in the same scene.

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Omegle Moment

It was bad enough that the random video chat with thousands of people from all over the world had somehow lead to this. But what truly made things awkward for Waldorf and Statler was when each noticed that the other had chosen the handle, "Horny_Grandpa_Needs_Your_BBC". EAE

It was bad enough that the random video chat with thousands of people from all over the world had somehow lead to this. But what truly made things awkward for Waldorf and Statler was when each noticed that the other had chosen the handle, "Horny_Grandpa_Needs_Your_BBC". EAE

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We were soon united by our collective fear of him

In such divided times, the Swedish Chef decided that old fashioned Swedish neutrality needed to be brought back in style via slaughtering everyone who p----- him off regardless of race, gender, age, religion or political position.

In such divided times, the Swedish Chef decided that old fashioned Swedish neutrality needed to be brought back in style via slaughtering everyone who p----- him off regardless of race, gender, age, religion or political position.

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Cookie Monster goes to Hell

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

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No one asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

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Bert plays a wizard.

Do you know what casting a Fireball spell sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in its path. Keep casting, one after another, and the WHOOSH-BOOM drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time you're out of spell slots, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

Do you know what casting a Fireball spell sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in its path. Keep casting, one after another, and the WHOOSH-BOOM drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time you're out of spell slots, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

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'Stop the Count' wasn't referring to the election. All those characters who aren't on the show anymore had to go somewhere.

The Count decides Bert will be his newest victim after the yellow bastard discovered that his basement is filled with the corpses of all the characters who aren't on the show anymore.

The Count decides Bert will be his newest victim after the yellow bastard discovered that his basement is filled with the corpses of all the characters who aren't on the show anymore.

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He never took Kermit replacing him very well...

Nigel smiled to himself. The show was about to begin, and the bombs would go off at the finale. No one would ever suspect poor, dull Nigel was behind it. He would die with the frog, the pig, the bear, the whatever and all the rest and the blast would destroy any evidence. He was going to burn in hell, but he wouldn't be alone. He calmed himself and put on a straight face for the final Muppet Show.

Nigel smiled to himself. The show was about to begin, and the bombs would go off at the finale. No one would ever suspect poor, dull Nigel was behind it. He would die with the frog, the pig, the bear, the whatever and all the rest and the blast would destroy any evidence. He was going to burn in hell, but he wouldn't be alone. He calmed himself and put on a straight face for the final Muppet Show.

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Somebody Once Told Me...

Oscar suddenly realized what p---- parody he signed up for once he hears Smash Mouth

Oscar suddenly realized what p---- parody he signed up for once he hears Smash Mouth

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Horror story of....cookie monster

Cookie Monster screams in horror as Elmo's trip on bath salts takes a turn for the worse

Cookie Monster screams in horror as Elmo's trip on bath salts takes a turn for the worse

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No man should have all that power

Ernie has technologically surpassed the N-Word-Pass and created the N-Word-Portal. Grover's heart trembles with fear, as he cannot fathom what lies beyond. Not even Ernie knows.

Ernie has technologically surpassed the N-Word-Pass and created the N-Word-Portal. Grover's heart trembles with fear, as he cannot fathom what lies beyond. Not even Ernie knows.

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Meanwhile in alternative universe without COVID-19...

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

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"It's like my father always said, every stable marriage is built on lies and alcohol."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

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