Blatant Badger takes song lyrics, or other poetically worded phrases, and turns it into the actual definition…blatantly. He is cool, calm, and collected, but thinks that people should say what they need to and not cause room for thinking. Blatant Badger also likes long walks on the beach and spending time in his hammock with a thesaurus. He has currently read five Oxford editions and is on page 73 of the sixth.