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Windows Login STOP: 0x0000007b (0xF201B84C, 0xC0000034, 0x00000000, 0x00000000) INACCESSIBLE USER PROFILE If this is the first time you've seen this BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, then login you stupid idiot. Administrator Turn Off Computer BSOD 4 By Windlord
Windows Login STOP: 0x0000007b (0xF201B84C, 0xC0000034, 0x00000000, 0x00000000) INACCESSIBLE USER PROFILE If this is the first time you've seen this BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, then login you stupid idiot. Administrator Turn Off Computer BSOD 4 By Windlord

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

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Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Windows Login A fatal exception has occured in logonUl.exe as a result you cannot login to this computer. This is your final and only warning. The Blue Screen of Death is in control. This system will now be purged. * Press any key to vent your frustration. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to try again if you feel lucky. Do nothing and watch this computer self distruct To correct this problem, buy a Mac Administrator Turn Off Computer BSOD 7 By Windlord
Windows Login A fatal exception has occured in logonUl.exe as a result you cannot login to this computer. This is your final and only warning. The Blue Screen of Death is in control. This system will now be purged. * Press any key to vent your frustration. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to try again if you feel lucky. Do nothing and watch this computer self distruct To correct this problem, buy a Mac Administrator Turn Off Computer BSOD 7 By Windlord

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Teletraan I Sone 133t h4xxBr n3ch4 hammered his way in the system at 00:0x00BA BBE0. The current application will be terminated. * Press any key to terminate the current application. * Don't ask me where the "any" key is. That joke was old when Kup was young. * Apply a kick with a modicun employment of force on the chassis to restart the system. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications. And maybe something of the saved ones. too. Bwahahaha. Still here? Well. then I'1l sing a song for you. "Daisy. Daisy. give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you...." Press any key to continue
Teletraan I Sone 133t h4xxBr n3ch4 hammered his way in the system at 00:0x00BA BBE0. The current application will be terminated. * Press any key to terminate the current application. * Don't ask me where the "any" key is. That joke was old when Kup was young. * Apply a kick with a modicun employment of force on the chassis to restart the system. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications. And maybe something of the saved ones. too. Bwahahaha. Still here? Well. then I'1l sing a song for you. "Daisy. Daisy. give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you...." Press any key to continue

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

You are a noOb Please do not attempt to use me ever again or else you will sorely regret it. x80100210 x78302937 x76934745 If you thought that actually meant anything you're an idiot. Also you smell....
You are a noOb Please do not attempt to use me ever again or else you will sorely regret it. x80100210 x78302937 x76934745 If you thought that actually meant anything you're an idiot. Also you smell....

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

B.S.O.D 1E3s. The currat application will bo torninated. -Pross an y to torninate the crreat plicatien lose aug unsaued informatio in all applicatialis. Pross CTELALTDEL ain to rectart your computer. Yau will Pross aly ey te eontinue Artifact Comes into play tapped. Sacrifice B.S.O.D. to end game as a draw for all players. http:/www.apple.com switch
B.S.O.D 1E3s. The currat application will bo torninated. -Pross an y to torninate the crreat plicatien lose aug unsaued informatio in all applicatialis. Pross CTELALTDEL ain to rectart your computer. Yau will Pross aly ey te eontinue Artifact Comes into play tapped. Sacrifice B.S.O.D. to end game as a draw for all players. http:/www.apple.com switch

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

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Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

A problem has been detected and Windows (lol) has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. THE FOLLOWING FILES ARE MISSING/CORRUPT REASON_TO USE_WINDOWS. SYS LOL_WINDOWS. SYS LMAO_WINDOWS_VISTA. SYS THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION: WINDOWSXP. EXE This is definitely not the first time you've seen this error screen, but what can you do? Might as well restart your computer. If this problem persists (it probaly will), follow these steps: walk/ride/fly/swim to your nearest Apple Store Talk to a clerk about the Mac os x Operating systenm Pay him one-hundred twenty nine (129$) dollars U. S Bring the box home, and pop the Compact Disk into your optical Drive or, if you think Apple sucks, try checking your p------------ BIOS, to see if you have not already disabled everything, and fix it. once again, windows will provide you with no support. If by chance you have no idea what the he11 you are doing(vea, right) press F8, and just boot into safe Mode, even though half the time it is unavailable due to the incredible reliability of Windows operating Systems. Technical Information: * STOP: OxUSING00x33 (x00xWINDOWx5, 0PXER4TING, x5Y5ZOT3MS0x, OxDu0xMBASSx) REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS Bad Idea, xU382xk, as00 system32\systemfilezz\REASON_ TO_USE_WINDOWS. SYS physical dump complete - lol. dump physican9 dunp dcnmp peys calon.moupn order to hide evidence Contact one of your many IT Technicians or your Administrator (like he really knows anything) for further gri - i mean assistance THX 4 US1N M1cR0SOFT WINDOWZ, YC
A problem has been detected and Windows (lol) has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. THE FOLLOWING FILES ARE MISSING/CORRUPT REASON_TO USE_WINDOWS. SYS LOL_WINDOWS. SYS LMAO_WINDOWS_VISTA. SYS THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION: WINDOWSXP. EXE This is definitely not the first time you've seen this error screen, but what can you do? Might as well restart your computer. If this problem persists (it probaly will), follow these steps: walk/ride/fly/swim to your nearest Apple Store Talk to a clerk about the Mac os x Operating systenm Pay him one-hundred twenty nine (129$) dollars U. S Bring the box home, and pop the Compact Disk into your optical Drive or, if you think Apple sucks, try checking your p------------ BIOS, to see if you have not already disabled everything, and fix it. once again, windows will provide you with no support. If by chance you have no idea what the he11 you are doing(vea, right) press F8, and just boot into safe Mode, even though half the time it is unavailable due to the incredible reliability of Windows operating Systems. Technical Information: * STOP: OxUSING00x33 (x00xWINDOWx5, 0PXER4TING, x5Y5ZOT3MS0x, OxDu0xMBASSx) REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS Bad Idea, xU382xk, as00 system32\systemfilezz\REASON_ TO_USE_WINDOWS. SYS physical dump complete - lol. dump physican9 dunp dcnmp peys calon.moupn order to hide evidence Contact one of your many IT Technicians or your Administrator (like he really knows anything) for further gri - i mean assistance THX 4 US1N M1cR0SOFT WINDOWZ, YC

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Hindows fatal exception ak has occurred nt 8828:C8811E36 in UX UMN (1 60018E36· The current application ui 11 be terminated * Press any key ta terminate the current appiication. * Press CIRI +AL.T BEL again to restart your coaputer. You uiii lose any unsavet iaformation in ali appiications. Press any key to continue
Hindows fatal exception ak has occurred nt 8828:C8811E36 in UX UMN (1 60018E36· The current application ui 11 be terminated * Press any key ta terminate the current appiication. * Press CIRI +AL.T BEL again to restart your coaputer. You uiii lose any unsavet iaformation in ali appiications. Press any key to continue

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Windows Fatal Error Occurred: Your current session of "Adobe Photoshop 7" has tragically lost its ongoing battle with Oldcomputeritis. All unsaved data has been lost. You may do any of the following - Press any key to return to Windows. There is no guarantee that you will not be met by a blank, unresponsive situation. - Press ctrltalt+delete to restart and then promptly shut down properly. Invest in a new computer. Seriously, this guy' cramping my style. If the problem persists, remember that your computer was built over a decade ago. Upgrade necessary but not imminent. (e) 2007, Shawn Ripley
Windows Fatal Error Occurred: Your current session of "Adobe Photoshop 7" has tragically lost its ongoing battle with Oldcomputeritis. All unsaved data has been lost. You may do any of the following - Press any key to return to Windows. There is no guarantee that you will not be met by a blank, unresponsive situation. - Press ctrltalt+delete to restart and then promptly shut down properly. Invest in a new computer. Seriously, this guy' cramping my style. If the problem persists, remember that your computer was built over a decade ago. Upgrade necessary but not imminent. (e) 2007, Shawn Ripley

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

システムがビジー状,ap、または不安定になっています. しばらく待って版 みる ,ハ 寰たはコンピ고 荀再起鬎して, だきい。 どれかキーを押すと譽indewsに戻ってこの厭ま待ちます。 * * Ctrl+Alt+Del キーをもう一度押すと、 コンピュータを再起動します。 この灣舍、 ア プリケーションで保存していないデータはいて冠れます。 を押すと, 続行 ます
システムがビジー状,ap、または不安定になっています. しばらく待って版 みる ,ハ 寰たはコンピ고 荀再起鬎して, だきい。 どれかキーを押すと譽indewsに戻ってこの厭ま待ちます。 * * Ctrl+Alt+Del キーをもう一度押すと、 コンピュータを再起動します。 この灣舍、 ア プリケーションで保存していないデータはいて冠れます。 を押すと, 続行 ます

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Windows A fatal exception BE has occurred at 0828:C08068F8 in UxD UMMC01 800059 F8. The current application will be terminated. *Press any key to terninate the application * Press CTRL ALT DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved infornation in all applications. Press any key to continue THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH No Mercy.
Windows A fatal exception BE has occurred at 0828:C08068F8 in UxD UMMC01 800059 F8. The current application will be terminated. *Press any key to terninate the application * Press CTRL ALT DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved infornation in all applications. Press any key to continue THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH No Mercy.

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

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干干口 111) 11141 e廿ε @中でe@ τ Windows A fatal exception OE hasn't occurred at 0137 BFFA2109. The current application will be terminated and all saved information will be lost. We are not sorry for the inconvenience. se.A 0 0tYx 8 」 Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer4 1ose all your documents and experience another random error message in five s minutes 8 ε长 廿廿 * Press ENTER to restart your computer, lose all your documents > eA TNS and experience same error message in ten minutes, 1 。 中申し * Press ANY KEY to.delete lindows.and install Linux instead." r廿04廿 (sa 8廿廿パ长 " .41てて 1WIV111 0千8ε g[贵吹 干

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

SYSTEM ERROR J23784H6 has occurred Due to [technical jargon], any unsaved data on your computer has been irretrievably lost. We apologize for the inconvenience, especially as you were working on a very important paper due two days. Press ENTER to attempt to return to Windows Do not expect this to work. Press CTRL-ALT-DELETE to restart your computer. This probably won' t work either, or you woul dn' t be getting the blue screen now would you? After both methods have failed, switch your computer off, then on again. Feel free to curse, scream, beat your head on the keyboard, or call our technical support hotline. None of these things will really do you any good anyway. You may attempt to sue us, but this is not recommended as we are rich enough to hire far better lawyers than yours. Thank you for using Windows. Have a nice day.
SYSTEM ERROR J23784H6 has occurred Due to [technical jargon], any unsaved data on your computer has been irretrievably lost. We apologize for the inconvenience, especially as you were working on a very important paper due two days. Press ENTER to attempt to return to Windows Do not expect this to work. Press CTRL-ALT-DELETE to restart your computer. This probably won' t work either, or you woul dn' t be getting the blue screen now would you? After both methods have failed, switch your computer off, then on again. Feel free to curse, scream, beat your head on the keyboard, or call our technical support hotline. None of these things will really do you any good anyway. You may attempt to sue us, but this is not recommended as we are rich enough to hire far better lawyers than yours. Thank you for using Windows. Have a nice day.

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Windows A fatal exception GE has occurred at 0028 :C00068F8 in UxD UMM 01 + 000059 F8. The current application will be te ated. *Press any key to terminate the applicatior Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your comput lose any unsaved information in all appli Press any ke to co 200 200 . AMO HEALTH 200
Windows A fatal exception GE has occurred at 0028 :C00068F8 in UxD UMM 01 + 000059 F8. The current application will be te ated. *Press any key to terminate the applicatior Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your comput lose any unsaved information in all appli Press any ke to co 200 200 . AMO HEALTH 200

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

Windows fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0928:C00068F8 in UxD UMM(01) 880B59F8. The current application will be terninated. Press any key to terninate the application. PresS CTRL ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved infornation in all applications. Press any key to continue BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH YOU JUST GOT SCREWED
Windows fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0928:C00068F8 in UxD UMM(01) 880B59F8. The current application will be terninated. Press any key to terninate the application. PresS CTRL ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved infornation in all applications. Press any key to continue BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH YOU JUST GOT SCREWED

Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)