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: Anonymous 01/30/20(Thu)19:15:57 No.819632796 THOSE F------ DEFLATED MY HORSE CAN'T HAVE S--- IN DETROIT image0-35.jpg 71 KB JPG Revenge stories? I'll go first. >Be me >26 >Live alone in the country, a few neighbors, not bad people >Except >This one f------ farmer >A------ just decides to dump his animal's s--- all over my backyard >Tell him to stop >He doesn't >Alrightyourmistake.mp4 >He has horses See, these horses were good horses, but they were skiddish. >Buy a 10 or so vibrators >Seduce his horses over the course of a few weeks >Eventually make my move >Sneak into the stables at night, vibrators ready >Work my charm on the horses >They let me go behind >warmasfuck >grossasfuck >Leave vibrators inside the horse coochie The next day... >A------ farmer riding his horses around >Notice >Turn on ALL vibrators >The horses lose their s---, they think they're being r---- >Horse the farmer was riding rears, he falls off, breaking his arm >Turn off vibrators, feel bad >Go back next night, I've had my fun >Get my vibrators back I'm saving them for when he wants to f--- around again. Pic semi-related.
: Anonymous 01/30/20(Thu)19:15:57 No.819632796 THOSE F------ DEFLATED MY HORSE CAN'T HAVE S--- IN DETROIT image0-35.jpg 71 KB JPG Revenge stories? I'll go first. >Be me >26 >Live alone in the country, a few neighbors, not bad people >Except >This one f------ farmer >A------ just decides to dump his animal's s--- all over my backyard >Tell him to stop >He doesn't >Alrightyourmistake.mp4 >He has horses See, these horses were good horses, but they were skiddish. >Buy a 10 or so vibrators >Seduce his horses over the course of a few weeks >Eventually make my move >Sneak into the stables at night, vibrators ready >Work my charm on the horses >They let me go behind >warmasfuck >grossasfuck >Leave vibrators inside the horse coochie The next day... >A------ farmer riding his horses around >Notice >Turn on ALL vibrators >The horses lose their s---, they think they're being r---- >Horse the farmer was riding rears, he falls off, breaking his arm >Turn off vibrators, feel bad >Go back next night, I've had my fun >Get my vibrators back I'm saving them for when he wants to f--- around again. Pic semi-related.

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