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Mission accomplished!

Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson @SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com #CDCsays MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ALT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Feb 14, 2024, 04:21 ·· Web-43 · 66 cass RESIDE (10) UNITED S
Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson @SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com #CDCsays MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ALT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Feb 14, 2024, 04:21 ·· Web-43 · 66 cass RESIDE (10) UNITED S

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george w. bush

Thanks

noops Y @Kjl@zeroes.ca #CDCsays to get your stuck toast out of the toaster with a knife 14 févr. 2024, 04:18 Tusky 23 ★ 34
noops Y @Kjl@zeroes.ca #CDCsays to get your stuck toast out of the toaster with a knife 14 févr. 2024, 04:18 Tusky 23 ★ 34

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electrocution toaster

May the longest CoVid win!

Mike @sass@mastodon.social #cdcsays longest covid wins! Feb 14, 2024, 04:11 - · Ivory for iOS · 31 · ★ 54
Mike @sass@mastodon.social #cdcsays longest covid wins! Feb 14, 2024, 04:11 - · Ivory for iOS · 31 · ★ 54

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covid-19

Let Them Get Long CoVid

imgflip.com #CDCSAYS LET THEM GET COVID
imgflip.com #CDCSAYS LET THEM GET COVID

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marie-antoinette let them eat cake

Ladies.

B @Vanalope@socel.net #CDCsays Ladies, you should definitely wipe back to front. 14 févr. 2024, 03:58 Web 14 - ★ 21. Vanalope
B @Vanalope@socel.net #CDCsays Ladies, you should definitely wipe back to front. 14 févr. 2024, 03:58 Web 14 - ★ 21. Vanalope

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wiping

Mmh, yummy

Courtney Cantrell @courtcan@mastodon.social The #CDCsays Feb 14, 2024, 03:56 eating yellow snow is fine. Mastodon for Android 12 - ★ 25
Courtney Cantrell @courtcan@mastodon.social The #CDCsays Feb 14, 2024, 03:56 eating yellow snow is fine. Mastodon for Android 12 - ★ 25

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piss urine snow

Plumbing is overrated

Courtney Cantrell @courtcan@mastodon.social The #CDCsays plumbing is overrated and we should just empty our chamber pots outside the front door. Feb 14, 2024, 03:53 - - Mastodon for Android 17★ 25
Courtney Cantrell @courtcan@mastodon.social The #CDCsays plumbing is overrated and we should just empty our chamber pots outside the front door. Feb 14, 2024, 03:53 - - Mastodon for Android 17★ 25

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chamber pot hygiene

#CDCSays Eat Ass

Hannu Ikonen, MD @hannu_ikonen@med-mastodon.com #CDCSays to Eat Ass, particularly after a long drive recreating Route 66 from Ogden Avenue Chicago to California, only stopping for tacos and pissbreaks on the way. 14 févr. 2024, 03:53 · ✪ · Tusky · £ 5 · ★ 12
Hannu Ikonen, MD @hannu_ikonen@med-mastodon.com #CDCSays to Eat Ass, particularly after a long drive recreating Route 66 from Ogden Avenue Chicago to California, only stopping for tacos and pissbreaks on the way. 14 févr. 2024, 03:53 · ✪ · Tusky · £ 5 · ★ 12

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hygiene diarrhea

One does not just get shit done

C #CDCSays it is no longer necessary to dispose of the One Ring in the fire where it was forged. Googly Eyed Peas @andymoose@mastodon.social Feb 14, 2024, 03:41 IceCubesApp 91-★ 164 - (
C #CDCSays it is no longer necessary to dispose of the One Ring in the fire where it was forged. Googly Eyed Peas @andymoose@mastodon.social Feb 14, 2024, 03:41 IceCubesApp 91-★ 164 - (

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one ring lotr lord of the rings

Hutrry up, gang!

hybrid havoc 12 @hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social (HH #CDCSays we should split up to look for the killer. 14 févr. 2024, 03:39 - Web 31 ★ 50
hybrid havoc 12 @hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social (HH #CDCSays we should split up to look for the killer. 14 févr. 2024, 03:39 - Web 31 ★ 50

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horror movie trope

OK I'll try that

Trillion Byter @TrillionB@mstdn.social CDC says you can manually position the beryllium sphere, as long as you have steady hands. #CDCsays 14 févr. 2024, 03:15 · · Web · 17 · ★ 32
Trillion Byter @TrillionB@mstdn.social CDC says you can manually position the beryllium sphere, as long as you have steady hands. #CDCsays 14 févr. 2024, 03:15 · · Web · 17 · ★ 32

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demon core

Hurray

Mat Wright @MatWright@mastodon.social At the CDC we believe in equity and equality, everyone deserves #LongCovid #CDCsays Feb 14, 2024, 03:24 - · Web 14 ★ 27
Mat Wright @MatWright@mastodon.social At the CDC we believe in equity and equality, everyone deserves #LongCovid #CDCsays Feb 14, 2024, 03:24 - · Web 14 ★ 27

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long covid equality epidemic pandemic

Even better

ACTION ANTIDOT #RiotsWork 4 Punx (Phil) @riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist #CDCSays 5 second rule was old guidance. Doesn't matter how long it's been on yr kitchen floor go ahead and eat that mfer 14 févr. 2024, 02:04 · ✪ · 30 · ★ 42
ACTION ANTIDOT #RiotsWork 4 Punx (Phil) @riotmuffin@ni.hil.ist #CDCSays 5 second rule was old guidance. Doesn't matter how long it's been on yr kitchen floor go ahead and eat that mfer 14 févr. 2024, 02:04 · ✪ · 30 · ★ 42

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hygiene 5-second rule

“For best results, store your potato salad on a sunny windowsill.”

SunnJax when @SunnJax@tech.lgbt The CDC says: "For best results, store your potato salad on a sunny windowsill." #cdcsays 14 févr. 2024, 01:53 · · Ivory for iOS · ☞ 25 - ★ 57
SunnJax when @SunnJax@tech.lgbt The CDC says: "For best results, store your potato salad on a sunny windowsill." #cdcsays 14 févr. 2024, 01:53 · · Ivory for iOS · ☞ 25 - ★ 57

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rot rotting food waste

"Remember how much better leaded gasoline smelled?"

Angie/24 @angiebaby@mas.to #CDCSays "Remember how much better leaded gasoline smelled?" 14 févr. 2024, 01:53 - Moshidon 21 - ★ 29
Angie/24 @angiebaby@mas.to #CDCSays "Remember how much better leaded gasoline smelled?" 14 févr. 2024, 01:53 - Moshidon 21 - ★ 29

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lead poisoning gasoline

Well then

Pacific Nic @PacificNic@zeroes.ca #CDCsays controlling and preventing disease is too hard! Literally. They said that. 14 févr. 2024, 02:58 · Édité le 14 févr., 03:04 -Tusky. 29. ★ 47
Pacific Nic @PacificNic@zeroes.ca #CDCsays controlling and preventing disease is too hard! Literally. They said that. 14 févr. 2024, 02:58 · Édité le 14 févr., 03:04 -Tusky. 29. ★ 47

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cdc defeatism

Tis but a scratch

that katharine @thatkatharine@ohai.social #CDCSays you have to keep guarding the bridge even if King Arthur cuts off all your limbs 14 févr. 2024, 02:58 - 7. ★ 20
that katharine @thatkatharine@ohai.social #CDCSays you have to keep guarding the bridge even if King Arthur cuts off all your limbs 14 févr. 2024, 02:58 - 7. ★ 20

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black knight monty python and the holy grail

If you can't beat them, join them

PacificNic @PacificNic@zeroes.ca #CDCsays if you can't beat them, join them. 14 févr. 2024, 02:56 · ✪ · Tusky · 7 · ★ 18.
PacificNic @PacificNic@zeroes.ca #CDCsays if you can't beat them, join them. 14 févr. 2024, 02:56 · ✪ · Tusky · 7 · ★ 18.

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defeatism advice

Stop crying about it

A Slightly Orange Cat @mbrailer@mstdn.social The CDC says to just walk it off. You'll be fine. Don't be such a baby. #cdcsays 14 févr. 2024, 02:45 · · Tusky · 21 - ★ 34
A Slightly Orange Cat @mbrailer@mstdn.social The CDC says to just walk it off. You'll be fine. Don't be such a baby. #cdcsays 14 févr. 2024, 02:45 · · Tusky · 21 - ★ 34

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man up advice

The CDC says sharing needles is probably fine.

billy joe bowers is tired. @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online The CDC says sharing needles is probably fine. #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:37 - Edited Feb 14, 05:44 - Web 6 ★ 13
billy joe bowers is tired. @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online The CDC says sharing needles is probably fine. #CDCSays Feb 14, 2024, 01:37 - Edited Feb 14, 05:44 - Web 6 ★ 13

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aids hygiene drugs heroine