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Dead Chuck Norris

CHUCK NORRIS DIED 20 YEARS AGO
CHUCK NORRIS DIED 20 YEARS AGO

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Chuck Norris Doing Push-Ups

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS DOES A PUSH UP HEISNTLIFTING HIMSELF UP HE'S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN quickmeme.com
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS DOES A PUSH UP HEISNTLIFTING HIMSELF UP HE'S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN quickmeme.com

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Global Warming

THEREISNO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING CHUCK NORRIS WAS COLD SOHE TURNED THE SUN UP
THEREISNO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING CHUCK NORRIS WAS COLD SOHE TURNED THE SUN UP

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When Chuck Norris Slices an Onion

SLICE ONIONS WHEN I ONIONSCRYs
SLICE ONIONS WHEN I ONIONSCRYs

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Chuck Norris Crosses the Street

When Chuchk Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways
When Chuchk Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways

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When Chuck Norris Steps on LEGO

STEP ON LEGO LEGO CRIES
STEP ON LEGO LEGO CRIES

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Alexander Graham Bell's First Phone Call?

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice 03 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing seconds away from death. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s--- from anybody A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who l am? 05 06 07 08 09 10 l'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice 03 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing seconds away from death. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s--- from anybody A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who l am? 05 06 07 08 09 10 l'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris

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The price is determined by Chuck Norris

SOME PEOPLE SELL THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL DEVIL SELLS HIS SOULS TO CHUCK NORRS
SOME PEOPLE SELL THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL DEVIL SELLS HIS SOULS TO CHUCK NORRS

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not the memes

EdIt theme H Da mermaididols: banbigboss childiunior gayleaeriRe what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_o STEP ON LEGO LEGO CRIES i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to be where i am today. i have built myself from not going to let this tearm done. take your 2007 memes and get out of my house
EdIt theme H Da mermaididols: banbigboss childiunior gayleaeriRe what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_o STEP ON LEGO LEGO CRIES i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to be where i am today. i have built myself from not going to let this tearm done. take your 2007 memes and get out of my house

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how titanic really sank

TITANIC DIDN'T HITAN CEBERG CHUCKNORRIS HIT THE TITNAICemoegenerator not
TITANIC DIDN'T HITAN CEBERG CHUCKNORRIS HIT THE TITNAICemoegenerator not

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Father

S DARTH VADER'S FATHER.
S DARTH VADER'S FATHER.

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Burger King

ONCE, CHUCK NORRIS ORDERED LA BIG MAC AT BURGER KING. AND HE GOT IT.
ONCE, CHUCK NORRIS ORDERED LA BIG MAC AT BURGER KING. AND HE GOT IT.

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Nightlight

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS, HE USES ANIGHTLIGHT NOT BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF THE DARIK THE DARKIS AFRAID OF HIM. BUT BECAUSE
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS, HE USES ANIGHTLIGHT NOT BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF THE DARIK THE DARKIS AFRAID OF HIM. BUT BECAUSE

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Chuck Norris Shaved His Beard

CHUCK NORRIS COULDN'T REMOVE HIS BEARD SO HIS BEARD REMOVED CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS COULDN'T REMOVE HIS BEARD SO HIS BEARD REMOVED CHUCK NORRIS

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Chuck Norris Shaved His Beard

CHUCKNORRIS 40 HIROSHIMA BOMBS LATER
CHUCKNORRIS 40 HIROSHIMA BOMBS LATER

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MUGEN is in Chuck Norris


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Extinction Fact

EXTINCTION The truth.
EXTINCTION The truth.

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YOU WANT CHUCK NORRIS FACTS HERE'S ONE: KICKEDHIS ASS
YOU WANT CHUCK NORRIS FACTS HERE'S ONE: KICKEDHIS ASS

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