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“Work from home? You mean you don’t want to spend 8 hours under fluorescent lighting with no sense of time providing maximum shareholder value?”


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Creating shareholder value on NYE


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You grew up having sleepovers and going to the mall when you could have been creating shareholder value.


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the sole remaining purpose of the U.S. Congress


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nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit more than generating shareholder value from my childhood bedroom


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the worst part about getting sick is just not being able to generate as much shareholder value as if you weren’t sic


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I have sex with the goal to take advantage of the economies of scale


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Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill 100,000 and you’re “increasing shareholder value”


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“Ever since I was a small kid I dreamed of creating shareholder value.”


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me to the people running election simulations instead of creating shareholder value:


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“Maximizing shareholder value is my passion.”


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he wont let me deliver shareholder value


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im trying to provide shareholder value over here 🙄


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We are thought leaders who create shareholder value through superior client service.


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You would need the national guard to keep me from providing the shareholders value.


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cannot wait to increase shareholder value at my job tomorrow


Creating Shareholder Value