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if marx were alive today
![If Marx was alive today he would be a LeftCom! No Marx would be a Maoist! by Poul Matti J THE COUNCIL COMMUNIST READER 毛主席语录 NOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN AOTSE-TUNG Marx if he was alive today: I am quite fond of "knee surgery." Before Thank you Mr. Marx. After *ADAM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/961/565/905.jpg)
![If Marx was alive today he would be a LeftCom! No Marx would be a Maoist! by Poul Matti J THE COUNCIL COMMUNIST READER 毛主席语录 NOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN AOTSE-TUNG Marx if he was alive today: I am quite fond of "knee surgery." Before Thank you Mr. Marx. After *ADAM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/961/565/905.jpg)
Marxism
*fascist jazz noises*
![ADORNO claeswar "Marge everything is corrupted by capital, Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically the way we close a car door is fascist."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/157/799/87c.jpg)
![ADORNO claeswar "Marge everything is corrupted by capital, Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically the way we close a car door is fascist."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/157/799/87c.jpg)
Marxism
"can't even calculate how to produce"
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Marxism
dialectical materialism addict
![Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man. Nicolae Ceausescu AZ QUOTES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/911/943/3c3.jpg)
![Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man. Nicolae Ceausescu AZ QUOTES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/911/943/3c3.jpg)
Marxism
religion is the heart of a heartless world
![Religious suffering is the expression of real suffering and also a protest against it Religion.is the opium of masses Religion is the sigh of oppressed Religion isthe opium of masses Religion is the heart of a heartless world people who don't read Karl Marx Religion is the soul of soulless conditions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/907/590/25f.jpg)
![Religious suffering is the expression of real suffering and also a protest against it Religion.is the opium of masses Religion is the sigh of oppressed Religion isthe opium of masses Religion is the heart of a heartless world people who don't read Karl Marx Religion is the soul of soulless conditions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/907/590/25f.jpg)
Marxism
Karl Marx vs kArL mArX
![Karl Marx vs Kari Mary "The history of all hitherto existing society is On class the history of class struggles." Why would you even need an ASSAULT rifle? They are workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary." only useful for mass shooters! "Under no pretext should arms and ammunition On firearms be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the Um, sweaty, why does YOUR On identity politics "A part of the bourgeoisie is desirous of redressing social grievances in order to secure revolution have to be before the continued existence of bourgeois society." MY revolution? Oh my sweet summer child... On transgender issues Trans rights! UwU "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the Islam? Bad? You're literally heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless a white supremacist fascist. Regards, a buddhist. If we don't censor everything, the nazis will kill us all! On religion conditions. It is the opium of the people" "You cannot enjoy the advantages of a free On free speech press without putting up with its inconveniences."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/877/431/12f.jpg)
![Karl Marx vs Kari Mary "The history of all hitherto existing society is On class the history of class struggles." Why would you even need an ASSAULT rifle? They are workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary." only useful for mass shooters! "Under no pretext should arms and ammunition On firearms be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the Um, sweaty, why does YOUR On identity politics "A part of the bourgeoisie is desirous of redressing social grievances in order to secure revolution have to be before the continued existence of bourgeois society." MY revolution? Oh my sweet summer child... On transgender issues Trans rights! UwU "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the Islam? Bad? You're literally heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless a white supremacist fascist. Regards, a buddhist. If we don't censor everything, the nazis will kill us all! On religion conditions. It is the opium of the people" "You cannot enjoy the advantages of a free On free speech press without putting up with its inconveniences."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/877/431/12f.jpg)
Marxism
under no pretext
![It was Mark or Karlican'tıremember He said any attempt to take the workers arms or guns is f----- Of course it's f-----. I can'troll joints with no arms and can't rob as good without guns](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/826/326/772.jpg)
![It was Mark or Karlican'tıremember He said any attempt to take the workers arms or guns is f----- Of course it's f-----. I can'troll joints with no arms and can't rob as good without guns](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/826/326/772.jpg)
Marxism
1 coat = 20 yards of linen 😩
![Did you make the coat? Yes What did it cost? 20 yards of linen](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/503/277/59c.png)
![Did you make the coat? Yes What did it cost? 20 yards of linen](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/503/277/59c.png)
Marxism
relating to a real one
![Haley Springer @haley_s I feel this report from Prussian cops spying on Marx. I feel it in my soul He leads the existence of a real bohemian intellectual. Washing grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely, and he likes to get drunk. Though he is often idle for days on end, he will work day and night with tireless endurance when he has a great deal of work to do. He has no fixed times for going to sleep and waking up. He often stays up all night, and then lics down fully clothed on the sofa at midday and sleeps till evening untroubled by the comings and goings of the whole wo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/492/804/ee8.jpg)
![Haley Springer @haley_s I feel this report from Prussian cops spying on Marx. I feel it in my soul He leads the existence of a real bohemian intellectual. Washing grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely, and he likes to get drunk. Though he is often idle for days on end, he will work day and night with tireless endurance when he has a great deal of work to do. He has no fixed times for going to sleep and waking up. He often stays up all night, and then lics down fully clothed on the sofa at midday and sleeps till evening untroubled by the comings and goings of the whole wo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/492/804/ee8.jpg)
Marxism
Marx’s Campaign
![elThe eAd ept](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/202/e8f.png)
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Marxism
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
![@wokeeth I used the bathroom during my break and not on company time MARX have tailed vou 6:55 AM 25 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 32.7K Retweets 124K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/466/117/f59.jpg)
![@wokeeth I used the bathroom during my break and not on company time MARX have tailed vou 6:55 AM 25 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 32.7K Retweets 124K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/466/117/f59.jpg)
Marxism
Comrade Dolly Parton
![DoIly Parton The Communist Manifesto 0](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/463/387/6f7.jpg)
![DoIly Parton The Communist Manifesto 0](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/463/387/6f7.jpg)
Marxism
Intense economic calculations
![20 YARDS OF LINEN COAT 1/20 COAT 1 YARD LINEN 2 os 2 COATS는 40 YARDS OF LINEN AK0+K) 1 COAT 20 YARDS OF LINEN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/456/601/9f4.jpg)
![20 YARDS OF LINEN COAT 1/20 COAT 1 YARD LINEN 2 os 2 COATS는 40 YARDS OF LINEN AK0+K) 1 COAT 20 YARDS OF LINEN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/456/601/9f4.jpg)
Marxism
Ally of the workers?
![Yes I know what stonetoss has drawn in the past.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/445/896/506.jpg)
![Yes I know what stonetoss has drawn in the past.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/445/896/506.jpg)
Marxism
Have you ever read Das Kapital Marge?
![IDON'T tHINK THAT'S SOCIALIST FROMA MARXISt PERSPECTIVE MARGEPRETTY MUCH NOTHING TO MAR IS SOCIALISM HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN ANDREAD THIS THING? TECHNİCALLydNE AREN't ALLOWED OG0TO THE BATHROOM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/438/671/ed9.jpg)
![IDON'T tHINK THAT'S SOCIALIST FROMA MARXISt PERSPECTIVE MARGEPRETTY MUCH NOTHING TO MAR IS SOCIALISM HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN ANDREAD THIS THING? TECHNİCALLydNE AREN't ALLOWED OG0TO THE BATHROOM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/438/671/ed9.jpg)
Marxism
Tfw you then lose
![When people are starving and they want money to buy food When US says they will race you to literally the f------ moon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/426/225/859.jpg)
![When people are starving and they want money to buy food When US says they will race you to literally the f------ moon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/426/225/859.jpg)
Marxism
Even better than Red Son
![BUT SUPERMAN! YOU CAN'T RENOUNCE YOUR AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP! SORRY COMRADE! IT'S TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE SOVIET WAY NOW! Has Big Blue gone Big RED? Find out in... The CoMMIE SUPERMAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/418/369/c62.jpg)
![BUT SUPERMAN! YOU CAN'T RENOUNCE YOUR AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP! SORRY COMRADE! IT'S TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE SOVIET WAY NOW! Has Big Blue gone Big RED? Find out in... The CoMMIE SUPERMAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/418/369/c62.jpg)
Marxism
Marxman
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Marxism
Social revisionism and western propaganda fuel the ignorance of many
![paddysnuffles Yo, I lived in Santiago de Cuba for 4 months. I had a Cuban ID card and everything Let me tell you a bit about life in Cuba: .Their cars are still running for the most part. They now also have some newer cars manufactured from China .Kids in rural areas get a great education. By rural areas, I mean middie of nowhere, dirt roads only horses can get through (no cars). They even got cute school uniforms and everything .Rural areas have food, running water, and electricity. If you're from any other Third World country, you know how insanely amazing that is A friend of mine has a 3-year-old daughter who has a heart valve defect. If he lived outside of Cuba, she'd likely be dead, because he could in no way afford the expensive medical care. Instead, she has free access to some of the best doctors in the world, and the government even pays for her trips to the opposite side of the island to see specialists I was asked by the maid who cleaned the house I stayed at why I wore glasses instead of just getting laser eye surgery. I had to explain to her that I couldn't afford it. "So why don't you just apply for the government to pay?" . .Everyone is guaranteed a minimum food allowance every month Everyone is guaranteed free education, including university .I've met a sugarcane plantation worker who could afford to buy a plane ride. Why was he going on a plane ride? To go to his daughter's graduation from medical school. In contrast, when I was little I was at a party where a little gil saw a plane fly overhead and said One day I'm gonna go in one of those and all the adults burst out laughing because there was no way anyone in her family could ever afford such a thing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/016/41b.jpg)
![paddysnuffles Yo, I lived in Santiago de Cuba for 4 months. I had a Cuban ID card and everything Let me tell you a bit about life in Cuba: .Their cars are still running for the most part. They now also have some newer cars manufactured from China .Kids in rural areas get a great education. By rural areas, I mean middie of nowhere, dirt roads only horses can get through (no cars). They even got cute school uniforms and everything .Rural areas have food, running water, and electricity. If you're from any other Third World country, you know how insanely amazing that is A friend of mine has a 3-year-old daughter who has a heart valve defect. If he lived outside of Cuba, she'd likely be dead, because he could in no way afford the expensive medical care. Instead, she has free access to some of the best doctors in the world, and the government even pays for her trips to the opposite side of the island to see specialists I was asked by the maid who cleaned the house I stayed at why I wore glasses instead of just getting laser eye surgery. I had to explain to her that I couldn't afford it. "So why don't you just apply for the government to pay?" . .Everyone is guaranteed a minimum food allowance every month Everyone is guaranteed free education, including university .I've met a sugarcane plantation worker who could afford to buy a plane ride. Why was he going on a plane ride? To go to his daughter's graduation from medical school. In contrast, when I was little I was at a party where a little gil saw a plane fly overhead and said One day I'm gonna go in one of those and all the adults burst out laughing because there was no way anyone in her family could ever afford such a thing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/016/41b.jpg)
Marxism
Counter-point to a standard argument
![Can you name one successful Socialist country? (self.CapitalismvSocialism) submitted 2 years ago by JustAnotherNutCapitalist 13 I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Capitalism. Can you list a single successful Socialist country? -1 Katie4321 Slightly to the left of Karl Marx 33 points 2 years ago* 2000: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Capitalism. Can you list a single successful Socialist country?" 1900: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Imperialism. Can you list a single successful non-Imperialist country?" 1800: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice slavery. Can you list a single successful free country?" 1700: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Monarchy. Can you list a single successful Republican country?" 1600: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Mercantilism. Can you list a single successful Capitalist country? 1500: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Catholicism. Can you list a single successful Protestant country? 1400: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Feudalism. Can you list a single successful non-Feudalist country?" 300: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Paganism. Can you list a single successful Christian country?" 1200 BC: "I I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice bronze working Can you list a single successful iron working country?" 3000 BC: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice stone working Can you list a single successful bronze working country?" permalink embed save give gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/407/078/a96.png)
![Can you name one successful Socialist country? (self.CapitalismvSocialism) submitted 2 years ago by JustAnotherNutCapitalist 13 I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Capitalism. Can you list a single successful Socialist country? -1 Katie4321 Slightly to the left of Karl Marx 33 points 2 years ago* 2000: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Capitalism. Can you list a single successful Socialist country?" 1900: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Imperialism. Can you list a single successful non-Imperialist country?" 1800: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice slavery. Can you list a single successful free country?" 1700: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Monarchy. Can you list a single successful Republican country?" 1600: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Mercantilism. Can you list a single successful Capitalist country? 1500: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Catholicism. Can you list a single successful Protestant country? 1400: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Feudalism. Can you list a single successful non-Feudalist country?" 300: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice Paganism. Can you list a single successful Christian country?" 1200 BC: "I I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice bronze working Can you list a single successful iron working country?" 3000 BC: "I can list you a ton of successful, first-world countries that practice stone working Can you list a single successful bronze working country?" permalink embed save give gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/407/078/a96.png)
Marxism