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We been wrong all this time because this makes more sense

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

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No get WELL soon card for him

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw an old man fall into a well today. I guess he couldn't see that well.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw an old man fall into a well today. I guess he couldn't see that well.

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He didn't stand his ground and folded

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

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Very chilling revelation. Had me frozen for a moment.

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

ogkingmicchael 3d People always told me "icy" is a very easy word to spell. Now I look at it, I see why. 23 Q Dad Club >

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Cover bands are also great warm up bands!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I started a band called "Blanket" It's a cover band.

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the rabbi, the priest and the pastor entered a clinic to donate blood.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

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Are you positive?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.

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One to use for a later date

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

46 @DadSays Jokes > Dad how do I tell my coworker he's stupid without being rude?? Try this Wisdom's been chasing you, but you've always been faster

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20-teens

McDad @mcdadstuff My daughter wants an "old car". Like something from the 20-teens

McDad @mcdadstuff My daughter wants an "old car". Like something from the 20-teens

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Dramatic teen

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Told my 14 yo that he's getting a screen time limit put on his phone for each day and he acted like I told him he was no longer allowed to breathe air.

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Told my 14 yo that he's getting a screen time limit put on his phone for each day and he acted like I told him he was no longer allowed to breathe air.

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True!

Dad Moon Ri... @raoulvilla every time a kid leaves a light on in an empty room a dad gets another gray hair >

Dad Moon Ri... @raoulvilla every time a kid leaves a light on in an empty room a dad gets another gray hair >

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Welcome to parenthood

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Welcome to Parenthood. If you're the type of person who prides themself on having a clean and organized car, it's time to let that go.

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Welcome to Parenthood. If you're the type of person who prides themself on having a clean and organized car, it's time to let that go.

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Infinite food glitch

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix A bright side to having kids is that if I'm ever trapped in my car I have 3 years worth of half-empty water bottles and goldfish to live on.

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix A bright side to having kids is that if I'm ever trapped in my car I have 3 years worth of half-empty water bottles and goldfish to live on.

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Better than bacon

Graham Kritzer @Graham Kritzer Today my son told me that I am 'better than bacon' which I think is a level all parents can really hope to aspire to

Graham Kritzer @Graham Kritzer Today my son told me that I am 'better than bacon' which I think is a level all parents can really hope to aspire to

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Trail mix

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

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I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18 9:11 AM - Jan 14, 2025 X

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 50 when I was 18 9:11 AM - Jan 14, 2025 X

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