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The Pharisees upholding that Fourth Commandment

The Pharisees when someone's son or ox has fallen into a well (it is the Sabbath)
The Pharisees when someone's son or ox has fallen into a well (it is the Sabbath)

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Ridiculous.

HOW CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS SEE EVERY SINGLE HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY EVER. imgflip.com
HOW CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS SEE EVERY SINGLE HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY EVER. imgflip.com

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Spontaneous Bridge

Make WonR tia og Fridu worship leader adding- a spontaneous bridge tech team
Make WonR tia og Fridu worship leader adding- a spontaneous bridge tech team

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Bread


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Only way to give them the lords message

The Bible Read in a condescending voice By a 14 year old Atheist 70040 Side 4 44 Min. Produced by Dove Books on Tapo, Inc. ol this recording in whole or in part, are prohibited by ghta reserved. Copytng, public pertormance and broadcast of this recording, in whole or in part, are prohibited by law
The Bible Read in a condescending voice By a 14 year old Atheist 70040 Side 4 44 Min. Produced by Dove Books on Tapo, Inc. ol this recording in whole or in part, are prohibited by ghta reserved. Copytng, public pertormance and broadcast of this recording, in whole or in part, are prohibited by law

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He must be thinking about other women

Her: He must be thinking of another woman Him: Why did the romans crucify the only dude capable of turning water into wine?
Her: He must be thinking of another woman Him: Why did the romans crucify the only dude capable of turning water into wine?

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Amen

when somebody wrote "turn to page 72" in ya bible and it's a picture of J e sus BIBLE Amen my n----
when somebody wrote "turn to page 72" in ya bible and it's a picture of J e sus BIBLE Amen my n----

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Well Done Indeed

Waiter: "Your steak sir, well done." Me: "Wow, that is well done indeed!" Good Servant Faithful Servant
Waiter: "Your steak sir, well done." Me: "Wow, that is well done indeed!" Good Servant Faithful Servant

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They'll soon find out

Soldier 1: “What year is it?" Soldier 2: "50 B.C. Soldier 1: "What does B.C. stand for" Soldier 2: Before Chris." Soldier 1: “Who is Christ?" Soldier 2: " don't have a fcking clue." id
Soldier 1: “What year is it?" Soldier 2: "50 B.C. Soldier 1: "What does B.C. stand for" Soldier 2: Before Chris." Soldier 1: “Who is Christ?" Soldier 2: " don't have a fcking clue." id

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Best Game Boy Game

Ninlendo Gotta EVERYONE RED VERSION KING JA MES BIBLE FOR USE ON GAME BOYR
Ninlendo Gotta EVERYONE RED VERSION KING JA MES BIBLE FOR USE ON GAME BOYR

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Isaac_irl

Isaac: Father, the fire and wood are here, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering? Abraham: It's you Isaac:
Isaac: Father, the fire and wood are here, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering? Abraham: It's you Isaac:

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Jesus = ultimate cleanser

Kills 99.99% of Germs Kills 100% of Sins CLOROX DISINFECTING WIPES Kills 99.999% of Bacteria Kills Cold & Flu Viruses Kills Staph'E coli MRSA Salmonella" Streps
Kills 99.99% of Germs Kills 100% of Sins CLOROX DISINFECTING WIPES Kills 99.999% of Bacteria Kills Cold & Flu Viruses Kills Staph'E coli MRSA Salmonella" Streps

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Checkmate, atheists!

God isn't real God is real Athiest can't be smug in afterlife can't be smug in afterlife can't be smug in afterlife smug 4 ever Christian
God isn't real God is real Athiest can't be smug in afterlife can't be smug in afterlife can't be smug in afterlife smug 4 ever Christian

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Jesus on the run

JW: Have you found our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Jesus: *shushing me from behind the door* Me: Nah, haven't seen him, sorry. @Screaminsun
JW: Have you found our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Jesus: *shushing me from behind the door* Me: Nah, haven't seen him, sorry. @Screaminsun

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Don't Say You Love The Anime If You Haven't Read The Manga

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE THE ANIME HOLY BIBLE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE THE ANIME HOLY BIBLE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA

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Earth With No Sin

her'es your where is my earth earth with NO sin as you ordered did someone I said NO sins?? cool and good i am noW aware of the distinctiorn between good and evil 四。 loss of concupiscence suffering and death innocence pain of childbirth labor on the earth ANGERY burden of knowledge
her'es your where is my earth earth with NO sin as you ordered did someone I said NO sins?? cool and good i am noW aware of the distinctiorn between good and evil 四。 loss of concupiscence suffering and death innocence pain of childbirth labor on the earth ANGERY burden of knowledge

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Wot in transubstantiation

What in transubstantiation Litchurchtam.com
What in transubstantiation Litchurchtam.com

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Don't Say You Love The Anime If You Haven't Read The Manga

If you haven't Don't say you love the anime NIMATED read the manga EST THE C0MIC B00K STORIESNEW EN Bread From Hoaven FULL COLOR eractive DVD
If you haven't Don't say you love the anime NIMATED read the manga EST THE C0MIC B00K STORIESNEW EN Bread From Hoaven FULL COLOR eractive DVD

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no religious arguments (navy seal edition)

l promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later* e the Peak dd you just Ripping about the Church of Jesus Christ éter day Saints, you Nedle vtote? rll have you know ated top of my class in Semi- and P've been invalved in rous splits with the Elders, and have Perfarmed over i100 confirmed miracles I am trained in the Commitment Pattern and I was the top canverter in the entine Chureh You are nothing to me but just enother unfajehful servant I wil d e et you with pre has never be iet pracision the face of ly with my sacred on Preaking wards the USA and oced night now
l promise not to get in any religious arguments. *3 drinks later* e the Peak dd you just Ripping about the Church of Jesus Christ éter day Saints, you Nedle vtote? rll have you know ated top of my class in Semi- and P've been invalved in rous splits with the Elders, and have Perfarmed over i100 confirmed miracles I am trained in the Commitment Pattern and I was the top canverter in the entine Chureh You are nothing to me but just enother unfajehful servant I wil d e et you with pre has never be iet pracision the face of ly with my sacred on Preaking wards the USA and oced night now

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Remember this guy?

Gerbert
Gerbert

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