DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" -- Schwarzenegger Version
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Indianapolis Colts
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DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials
Zombie Apocalypse Girlfriend
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![When your cable goes out When you pick up an extra you decide to pick up an extra shift atwork, you get shot shift atwork and end up in a coma When you end up in a coma, When you miss the startof you miss the start of the the Zombie Apocalypse, your Zombie Apocalypse. best friend hooks up with yourwife When your best friend hooks And when your best friend up with yourwife, he gets wants to kill you, you're madwhen you come back forced to kill your best friend andwants to kill you. instead. Don't kill your best friend. Get rid of cable. DIRECT V SATELLITE TELEVISION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/726/202/76d.jpg)
DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials
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DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials
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DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials
![When your cable goes out When you pick up an extra you decide to pick up an extra shift atwork,you get shot shift at work. and end up in a coma. When you end up in a coma, you miss the start of the ZombieApocalypse. When you miss the startof the ZombieApocalypse, your best friend hooks upwith yourwife. When your best friend hooks And when your hest friend up with yourwife, he gets wants to kill you, you're mad when you come hack forced to kill your best friend and wants to kill you. instead. Don't kill your best friend. Get rid of cable. DIRECT V SATELLITE TELEVISION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/579/549/5c8.jpg)
![When your cable goes out When you pick up an extra you decide to pick up an extra shift atwork,you get shot shift at work. and end up in a coma. When you end up in a coma, you miss the start of the ZombieApocalypse. When you miss the startof the ZombieApocalypse, your best friend hooks upwith yourwife. When your best friend hooks And when your hest friend up with yourwife, he gets wants to kill you, you're mad when you come hack forced to kill your best friend and wants to kill you. instead. Don't kill your best friend. Get rid of cable. DIRECT V SATELLITE TELEVISION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/579/549/5c8.jpg)
DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials
Don't let Mewtwo take your pokemon.
![WHEN YOUR CABLEGOES OUT WHEN YOU GO ONA PICNIC YOU GET CHALLENGED BY OTHER TRAINERS YOU GOON A PICNIC WHENYOU GET CHALLENGED BY OTHER TRAINERSWHEN YOU BRUTALLY BEAT HIS TEAM YOU BRUTALLY BEAT HIS TEAM YOU GET NOTICED BY MEWTWO WHEN YOUGET NOTICED BYWHEN YOU ARRIVE ON MEWTWO MEWTWO'S ISLAND MEWTWO WILL SEND YOU A LETTERTO ITS MEWTWO WILL CHALLENGE YOUTOA BATTLE ISLAND WHEN MEWTWO CHALLENGES YOUTOA BATTLE DONT LET MEWTWOTAKE YOUR POKEMONASAPRIZE DIRECTV POKEMON ASA PRIZESATELLITE TELEVISION MEWTWOWILLWINANDTAKEYOUR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/578/337/f18.jpg)
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DirecTV "Get Rid of Cable" Commercials