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Snape knows Harry's been making polyjuice potion

Snape.png, 188KiB, 1024x556 Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 01:03:58 No.135391818 Quoted By: >>135391861 >>135391951 >>135393536 >>135393570 >>135394453 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? | became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >It felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?
Snape.png, 188KiB, 1024x556 Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 01:03:58 No.135391818 Quoted By: >>135391861 >>135391951 >>135393536 >>135393570 >>135394453 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? | became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >It felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?

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Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 473F1BD0-260D-4C19-AFCE-A0FEF478 (...).png, 1MiB, 1348x559 Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 01:46:06 No.151845146 Report Quoted By: >>151845200 >>151845201 >>151845824 >>151846236 >>151847040 >"What is it, professor?" >Dumbledore turned his gaze through the half-moon spectacles towards the mirror. >"The Mirror of Erised shows us the deepest, strongest desires of our hearts. For example, as I look into it, I see... branches... and ropes... green robes blowing like leaves in the wind, and... ah, well, it does no good to dwell on the future." >"What do you see, Harry?" >Harry approached the mirror slowly. >"I see myself, only... I'm a girl! I'm living my truth! I've... I've gotten top and bottom surgery, and... and Ron and Hermione are there too, everyone's telling me how valid I am... I've been named Head Girl... even the Slytherin chuds are clapping, and... you're there too, Professor, standing right behind me... you're pointing your wand at my head, and muttering something-" >There was a blinding flash of green light, and then the Boy Who Lived, lived no more.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 473F1BD0-260D-4C19-AFCE-A0FEF478 (...).png, 1MiB, 1348x559 Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 01:46:06 No.151845146 Report Quoted By: >>151845200 >>151845201 >>151845824 >>151846236 >>151847040 >"What is it, professor?" >Dumbledore turned his gaze through the half-moon spectacles towards the mirror. >"The Mirror of Erised shows us the deepest, strongest desires of our hearts. For example, as I look into it, I see... branches... and ropes... green robes blowing like leaves in the wind, and... ah, well, it does no good to dwell on the future." >"What do you see, Harry?" >Harry approached the mirror slowly. >"I see myself, only... I'm a girl! I'm living my truth! I've... I've gotten top and bottom surgery, and... and Ron and Hermione are there too, everyone's telling me how valid I am... I've been named Head Girl... even the Slytherin chuds are clapping, and... you're there too, Professor, standing right behind me... you're pointing your wand at my head, and muttering something-" >There was a blinding flash of green light, and then the Boy Who Lived, lived no more.

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Anonymous 3 years and 201 days ago No.151845642 View Report >Harry!! >Harry!!! >*crashing sounds* >i'll ask you once, calmly, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire! >*strangling sounds* >Harry!! >talk damn you!! >n-nno sir >that's it, Alistair, fetch Ms. Granger >tell me now Harry!! >fine CRUCIO!! >IT'S YOUR FAULT HARRY! >TALK >sir... please >AHHH BRING ME THE WEASLEY BOY >ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!! >no *sobbing* please >VERY WELL AVADA KEDAVRA >NO MORE RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY >HARRY! THE GOBLET! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN IT dumbledore questioned calmly
Anonymous 3 years and 201 days ago No.151845642 View Report >Harry!! >Harry!!! >*crashing sounds* >i'll ask you once, calmly, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire! >*strangling sounds* >Harry!! >talk damn you!! >n-nno sir >that's it, Alistair, fetch Ms. Granger >tell me now Harry!! >fine CRUCIO!! >IT'S YOUR FAULT HARRY! >TALK >sir... please >AHHH BRING ME THE WEASLEY BOY >ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!! >no *sobbing* please >VERY WELL AVADA KEDAVRA >NO MORE RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY >HARRY! THE GOBLET! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN IT dumbledore questioned calmly

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Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)05:16:46 No.592339286 >>592340025 >>592349607 >>592355112 >>592361079 >>592364302 >>592367412 >>592368863 >>592369286 >>592373847 >>592376556 >>592377124 >>592378657 >>592380217 >>592380718 >>592386813 >>592393138 >>592400338 >>592401207 >>592402007 1644619646869.png (858 KB, 830x664) google yandex iqdb wait >>592338610 >"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY POO000000000|||||||||| TITTEEEERRRR", Dumbledore roared calmy with the wrath of a thousand suns >"FIRST YOU PUT YOUR NAME AS "HARRIETTA" IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA, THEN YOU USED HERMIONE'S HAIR TO MAKE A POLYJUICE POTION AND LET ALL THOSE SLYTHERIN S---- RUN A TRAIN ON YOU, NOW I CATCH YOU PLAYING A FEMALE CHARACTER?" >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face >YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR YOU FOUR EYED LITTLE S---! I HAD HOPED IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS, BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO OTHER CHOICE! >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! >suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:47:43 No.592355112 ✓ 1622208435494.jpg (906 KB, 2544x4000) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:08:00 No.592373847 ✓ >>592339286 This is the first time 41% memes were funny for me in a while Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:26:58 No.592380217 ✓ 1618498608350.jpg (94 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >>Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face 929bb62f9f38f5059770a54c5988048a848356c9.jpg 160 KB JPG >Yes, yes, well done Hufflepuff, well done. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute points to award. {The Gryffindor students look up.} ToMissHermione Granger, for the use of cool intellect against discord trannies, 50 points. {Applause.} >Harry: (Pats) Good job. >Dumbledore: Second, toMr.Ronald Weasley, for tweeting "transwomen aren't people, let alone women" (Ronlooks atHarryand mouths, 'Me?'Harrynods, and mouths, "You!"} ..50 points. (Applause) And third, toMr. Harry Potter, for casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across, I award Gryffindor house 60 points. (Immense cheering.) >Hermione: We're tied with Hufflepuff! >Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points toJK Rowling! >{The castle erupted in cheers) >Dumbledore: which means, I think, we are need of a change of decoration! Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri)08:50:00 No.592361079 ✓ | Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri) 14:03:56 No.592386813 ✓ 1646425708020.gif (515 KB, 510x510) google yandex | lol.gif (3.4 MB, 588x588) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore clapped twice. Ropes appeared around 40% of the hufflepuffs' throats, then swiftly hoisted them up in place of the banners. Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:47:33 No.592377124 ✓ 1462069005593.png (145 KB, 300x297) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 Jesus Christ put me in the screen cap! Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri) 10:16:35 No.592369286 ✓ 1646003077541.jpg (27 KB, 325x331) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:27:05 No.592347107 >>592348672 >>592348897 >>592349607 >>592376652 >>592380785 >>592384087 1647385610773.jpg (319 KB, 768x1564) google yandex iqdb wait >>592335921 (OP) >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! f------ lost Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:43:26 No.592348897 ✓ 1645311778047.gif (1.49 MB, 420x279) google yandex iqdb wait AW >>592347107 >casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across My sides. >>592348672 Join the 51% of course. >>592339286 why is calmposting the funniest f------ thing to me? this s--- gets me every time, especially when there's some d------- spell thrown in there Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:22:48 No.592384087 >>592390639 >>592401652 >>592347197 https://voca.ro/163MfCndNtcW (embed) 5 minutes in audacity >>592339286 >>YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! I've prepared a special gift for Slytherin https://vocaroo.com/nUt57wURU0C (embed) >>suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >>"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:40:26 No. 1634770626733.jpg (40 KB, 524x228 YUNDAN >>592339286 F------ kek >>592385384 lost my s--- at the ending AEW WRESTLING Get Captcha Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:41:47 No.592385384>>592385921 >>592400534 >>592400924 >>592401245 1601007106521.jpg (42 KB, 644x390) google yandex iqdb wait YUNBAU Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:30:06 No.592353436 >>592353675 >>592353873 >>592354013 >>592355365 >>592360498 >>592378706 >>592379253 >>592383362 >>592390636 1634982221640.jpg (126 KB, 769x530) google yandex iqdb wait A TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE TNT >Turn to page 394 >Trannies? >But sir we've just been learning about mild ADHD and OCD, We're not meant to be starting advanced deviancies like Transgenders and Groomers for weeks? >Quiet, Now who can tell me the difference Between an woman and a t-----? >A t----- is someone who tries but ultimately fails to become a real XX chromosome woman. A woman, HOWEVER, has no choice, with each full moon she menstruates and is capable of pregnancy >That's the second time you've spoken out of turn miss Granger 10 points from Gryffindor, now homework on my desk by Monday morning two pages on trannies and how to recognise them actually you don't need to because they never pass Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)17:57:06 No.592400924 ✓ 1620387177395.jpg (33 KB, 578x419) google yandex iqdb wait
Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)05:16:46 No.592339286 >>592340025 >>592349607 >>592355112 >>592361079 >>592364302 >>592367412 >>592368863 >>592369286 >>592373847 >>592376556 >>592377124 >>592378657 >>592380217 >>592380718 >>592386813 >>592393138 >>592400338 >>592401207 >>592402007 1644619646869.png (858 KB, 830x664) google yandex iqdb wait >>592338610 >"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY POO000000000|||||||||| TITTEEEERRRR", Dumbledore roared calmy with the wrath of a thousand suns >"FIRST YOU PUT YOUR NAME AS "HARRIETTA" IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA, THEN YOU USED HERMIONE'S HAIR TO MAKE A POLYJUICE POTION AND LET ALL THOSE SLYTHERIN S---- RUN A TRAIN ON YOU, NOW I CATCH YOU PLAYING A FEMALE CHARACTER?" >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face >YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR YOU FOUR EYED LITTLE S---! I HAD HOPED IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS, BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO OTHER CHOICE! >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! >suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:47:43 No.592355112 ✓ 1622208435494.jpg (906 KB, 2544x4000) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:08:00 No.592373847 ✓ >>592339286 This is the first time 41% memes were funny for me in a while Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:26:58 No.592380217 ✓ 1618498608350.jpg (94 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >>Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face 929bb62f9f38f5059770a54c5988048a848356c9.jpg 160 KB JPG >Yes, yes, well done Hufflepuff, well done. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute points to award. {The Gryffindor students look up.} ToMissHermione Granger, for the use of cool intellect against discord trannies, 50 points. {Applause.} >Harry: (Pats) Good job. >Dumbledore: Second, toMr.Ronald Weasley, for tweeting "transwomen aren't people, let alone women" (Ronlooks atHarryand mouths, 'Me?'Harrynods, and mouths, "You!"} ..50 points. (Applause) And third, toMr. Harry Potter, for casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across, I award Gryffindor house 60 points. (Immense cheering.) >Hermione: We're tied with Hufflepuff! >Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points toJK Rowling! >{The castle erupted in cheers) >Dumbledore: which means, I think, we are need of a change of decoration! Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri)08:50:00 No.592361079 ✓ | Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri) 14:03:56 No.592386813 ✓ 1646425708020.gif (515 KB, 510x510) google yandex | lol.gif (3.4 MB, 588x588) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore clapped twice. Ropes appeared around 40% of the hufflepuffs' throats, then swiftly hoisted them up in place of the banners. Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:47:33 No.592377124 ✓ 1462069005593.png (145 KB, 300x297) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 Jesus Christ put me in the screen cap! Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri) 10:16:35 No.592369286 ✓ 1646003077541.jpg (27 KB, 325x331) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:27:05 No.592347107 >>592348672 >>592348897 >>592349607 >>592376652 >>592380785 >>592384087 1647385610773.jpg (319 KB, 768x1564) google yandex iqdb wait >>592335921 (OP) >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! f------ lost Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:43:26 No.592348897 ✓ 1645311778047.gif (1.49 MB, 420x279) google yandex iqdb wait AW >>592347107 >casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across My sides. >>592348672 Join the 51% of course. >>592339286 why is calmposting the funniest f------ thing to me? this s--- gets me every time, especially when there's some d------- spell thrown in there Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:22:48 No.592384087 >>592390639 >>592401652 >>592347197 https://voca.ro/163MfCndNtcW (embed) 5 minutes in audacity >>592339286 >>YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! I've prepared a special gift for Slytherin https://vocaroo.com/nUt57wURU0C (embed) >>suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >>"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:40:26 No. 1634770626733.jpg (40 KB, 524x228 YUNDAN >>592339286 F------ kek >>592385384 lost my s--- at the ending AEW WRESTLING Get Captcha Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:41:47 No.592385384>>592385921 >>592400534 >>592400924 >>592401245 1601007106521.jpg (42 KB, 644x390) google yandex iqdb wait YUNBAU Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:30:06 No.592353436 >>592353675 >>592353873 >>592354013 >>592355365 >>592360498 >>592378706 >>592379253 >>592383362 >>592390636 1634982221640.jpg (126 KB, 769x530) google yandex iqdb wait A TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE TNT >Turn to page 394 >Trannies? >But sir we've just been learning about mild ADHD and OCD, We're not meant to be starting advanced deviancies like Transgenders and Groomers for weeks? >Quiet, Now who can tell me the difference Between an woman and a t-----? >A t----- is someone who tries but ultimately fails to become a real XX chromosome woman. A woman, HOWEVER, has no choice, with each full moon she menstruates and is capable of pregnancy >That's the second time you've spoken out of turn miss Granger 10 points from Gryffindor, now homework on my desk by Monday morning two pages on trannies and how to recognise them actually you don't need to because they never pass Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)17:57:06 No.592400924 ✓ 1620387177395.jpg (33 KB, 578x419) google yandex iqdb wait

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: Anonymous 09/11/19(Wed)15:22:13 No.120865979 59C4689A-C4A6-4670-A2FB-EF7DA6DF7B47.png 1.14 MB PNG >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!
: Anonymous 09/11/19(Wed)15:22:13 No.120865979 59C4689A-C4A6-4670-A2FB-EF7DA6DF7B47.png 1.14 MB PNG >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!

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File: dumble f--.jpg (80 KB, 899x470) Based Potter? Anonymous (ID: +xtovYTG) 01/03/23 (Tue)06:44:06 No.410702226 >>410704399 >>410706763 >>410707637 "Harry Potter!?!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets? Why is there an amazon delivery of large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!," Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the foundations of heaven and earth. "It wasn't me headmaster. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "I will blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Griffindoor!"
File: dumble f--.jpg (80 KB, 899x470) Based Potter? Anonymous (ID: +xtovYTG) 01/03/23 (Tue)06:44:06 No.410702226 >>410704399 >>410706763 >>410707637 "Harry Potter!?!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets? Why is there an amazon delivery of large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!," Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the foundations of heaven and earth. "It wasn't me headmaster. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "I will blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Griffindoor!"

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Dumbledore is the UK Headmaster

124KiB, 634x964, 78556658478.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 1 year and 217 days ago No.151696257 View Reply >The applause faded as Dumbledore raised his hand to speak >"Thank you, students, for that most heartwarming welcome back to Hog warts. I daresay Professor McGonagall more than rose to the occasion in my absence." >"As you all know, I spent the last few months attending a leadership work shop at Uagando, the African academy of pagan voodoo magic. There I le arned a great deal about all sorts of exotic sorcery, such as the ability to tr ansfigure oneself into a goat to escape punishment for crimes." >"However, what I found most fascinating was their tradition of sorting stu dents not by arbitrary houses, but by nation of origin. Which is why I'm ple ased to announce that Hogwarts will now be doing the same, as I'm sure you've already noticed." >He gestured to the flags of England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland hung a bove the four tables. >"But there will be time to discuss this later. For now, let us begin tonight's feast!" >With a wave of his hand, Dumbledore summoned the food to the tables. Plates of scrumptious pies and vegetables glazed just right, savory cuts of turkey swimming in gravy, delectable treacle tart s and trays of warm fudge, and tankards of butterbeer all appeared before the eyes of the students... >Except for the Irish. >At the Irish table appeared only potatoes. Heaps and heaps of brown, raw potatoes. >Dumbledore smiled at the dumbstruck Irish students. "What's the matter, children? Something wrong with your dinner?" >Nervously, Seamus Finnegan picked up a fork and prepared to poke one of the potatoes. >"WEAPON!" Dumbledore cried, "THAT MICK HAS A WEAPON! WATCH OUT!" He brandished his wand at Seamus, whos e hand exploded in a spray of red mist. >"IS THIS HOW YOU LEPRECHAUNS REPAY MY HOSPITALITY? MISTER FILCH, ESCORT IRELAND TO THE GAS CH AMBER OF SECRETS AT ONCE! ENGLISH STUDENTS, YOU MAY TAKE THEIR COMMON ROOM!"
124KiB, 634x964, 78556658478.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 1 year and 217 days ago No.151696257 View Reply >The applause faded as Dumbledore raised his hand to speak >"Thank you, students, for that most heartwarming welcome back to Hog warts. I daresay Professor McGonagall more than rose to the occasion in my absence." >"As you all know, I spent the last few months attending a leadership work shop at Uagando, the African academy of pagan voodoo magic. There I le arned a great deal about all sorts of exotic sorcery, such as the ability to tr ansfigure oneself into a goat to escape punishment for crimes." >"However, what I found most fascinating was their tradition of sorting stu dents not by arbitrary houses, but by nation of origin. Which is why I'm ple ased to announce that Hogwarts will now be doing the same, as I'm sure you've already noticed." >He gestured to the flags of England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland hung a bove the four tables. >"But there will be time to discuss this later. For now, let us begin tonight's feast!" >With a wave of his hand, Dumbledore summoned the food to the tables. Plates of scrumptious pies and vegetables glazed just right, savory cuts of turkey swimming in gravy, delectable treacle tart s and trays of warm fudge, and tankards of butterbeer all appeared before the eyes of the students... >Except for the Irish. >At the Irish table appeared only potatoes. Heaps and heaps of brown, raw potatoes. >Dumbledore smiled at the dumbstruck Irish students. "What's the matter, children? Something wrong with your dinner?" >Nervously, Seamus Finnegan picked up a fork and prepared to poke one of the potatoes. >"WEAPON!" Dumbledore cried, "THAT MICK HAS A WEAPON! WATCH OUT!" He brandished his wand at Seamus, whos e hand exploded in a spray of red mist. >"IS THIS HOW YOU LEPRECHAUNS REPAY MY HOSPITALITY? MISTER FILCH, ESCORT IRELAND TO THE GAS CH AMBER OF SECRETS AT ONCE! ENGLISH STUDENTS, YOU MAY TAKE THEIR COMMON ROOM!"

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Dumbledore tells about his good friend Hagrid

Anonymous 1 year and 37 days ago No.159793842 Report >Harry, did I ever tell you about our Gamekeeper, Rubeus Hagrid? He used to be a student at Hogwarts, just like you, until he was expelled fo r sicking his pet spider on a mudblo- I mean, muggle-born student 50 y ears ago. I knew he was innocent but I stood by and said nothing when they snapped his wand and sent him home. I suspected that Tom Riddl e was the real culprit, but again I said nothing. Anyway his innocence w as never proven, so I hired him as as a teacher lol. He was later responsible for a hyp ogriff mauling a student on his first day on the job, but was a filthy Slytherin so it wa s all peachy. One day students started being attacked in the school again and the Min istry suspected it was the guy who did it last time *snicker* and they came to arrest hi m and send him to Azkaban? You're familiar with Azkaban right? It's the most horrific place on Earth they send bad wizards to be locked up and tortured by having their so uls sucked out by flying demons, s--- is f------ terrifying. Anyway they sent Hagrid th ere and I just stood and watched again. I could have stopped them, but I didn't. Also I think he got r---- by a giant or whatever. He was a good friend.
Anonymous 1 year and 37 days ago No.159793842 Report >Harry, did I ever tell you about our Gamekeeper, Rubeus Hagrid? He used to be a student at Hogwarts, just like you, until he was expelled fo r sicking his pet spider on a mudblo- I mean, muggle-born student 50 y ears ago. I knew he was innocent but I stood by and said nothing when they snapped his wand and sent him home. I suspected that Tom Riddl e was the real culprit, but again I said nothing. Anyway his innocence w as never proven, so I hired him as as a teacher lol. He was later responsible for a hyp ogriff mauling a student on his first day on the job, but was a filthy Slytherin so it wa s all peachy. One day students started being attacked in the school again and the Min istry suspected it was the guy who did it last time *snicker* and they came to arrest hi m and send him to Azkaban? You're familiar with Azkaban right? It's the most horrific place on Earth they send bad wizards to be locked up and tortured by having their so uls sucked out by flying demons, s--- is f------ terrifying. Anyway they sent Hagrid th ere and I just stood and watched again. I could have stopped them, but I didn't. Also I think he got r---- by a giant or whatever. He was a good friend.

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Dumbledore "calmly" asking hair

168KiB, 1920x799, dumbledore.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 3 years and 203 days ago No.116634507 View Quoted By: >>116635104 >>116635150 Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you? I'm not f------ around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh? DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. J ust answer my goddamn question. CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick. DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO I T FOR YOU? EXPULSO! Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley... ...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?... AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!! I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING?? AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN! ACCIO W88!!!!! OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!! DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!! WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN REDUCT-
168KiB, 1920x799, dumbledore.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 3 years and 203 days ago No.116634507 View Quoted By: >>116635104 >>116635150 Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you? I'm not f------ around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh? DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. J ust answer my goddamn question. CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick. DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO I T FOR YOU? EXPULSO! Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley... ...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?... AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!! I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING?? AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN! ACCIO W88!!!!! OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!! DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!! WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN REDUCT-

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I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I know he bypassed the aging spell I cast on it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his t racks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is somet hing? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That Q uidditch match! Are you telling me he just happens to fall from his broom lik e that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WH OMPING WILLOW! And I saved him! I shouldn't have...took him into my own school! What was I thinking? He'll never chang e. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11. Always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the third-floor corridor! >"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!" AND HE GETS TO BE A WIZARD?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! 1MiB, 1642x774, dumbledore.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Anonymous 2 years and 97 days ago No.139963850 View Rep Quoted By: >>139963873 >>139963903 >>139963929 >>139963975 >>139 >>139966570 >>139966629 Trace
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I know he bypassed the aging spell I cast on it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his t racks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is somet hing? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That Q uidditch match! Are you telling me he just happens to fall from his broom lik e that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WH OMPING WILLOW! And I saved him! I shouldn't have...took him into my own school! What was I thinking? He'll never chang e. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11. Always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the third-floor corridor! >"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!" AND HE GETS TO BE A WIZARD?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! 1MiB, 1642x774, dumbledore.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Anonymous 2 years and 97 days ago No.139963850 View Rep Quoted By: >>139963873 >>139963903 >>139963929 >>139963975 >>139 >>139966570 >>139966629 Trace

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Dumbledore angry about the GTA 6 Leaks

[159/59] Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:55:23 No.612590597 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>612591249 >>612591371 >>612592124 >>612592417 >>612592512 >>612592605 >>612592767 >>612594497 >>612595561 >>612595632 >>612596831 >>612597183 >>612598701 >>612598996 >>612600586 >>612600884 >>612602814 >>612602994 >>612603316 >>612603361 >>612603651 >>612604468 >>612605809 >>612606154 >>612606980 >>612607759 >>612609060 >>612609130 >>612611315 >>612611487 >>612611609 >>612614464 >>612615427 >>612618596 >>612618647 >>612618882 >>612622271 >>612625081 >>612627038 >>612627431 >>612627592 >>612629407 >>612629549 >>612630007 >>612643770 >>612644071 >>612644831 >>612647090 >>612647362 >>612647643 >>612647670 >>612650179 >>612651956 >>612656670 257KiB, 1080x810, Polish_20220919_151714088.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >>612656867 >HAAAAARRRRY POTTER DID YOU PUT THE GTA SOURCE CODE INTO THE GOBLET OF THE INTERNET" dumbledore roared, shaking the very foundations of the wizarding world, calmly. >"No sir," Harry answered promptly "it was a p---" >Dumbledore looked in half-amazement, took a deep breath to calm himself, and screamed racial expletives so strong that somewhere, in the middle of getting pounded by 20 inch ginger c--- in the library, hermione granger winced in the throes of white woman-POC empathy. >" CURRY MUNCHER!, TUMERIC HUFFER!" dumbledore exclaimed "DIAGON ALLEY S------! LITERAL MUD- BLOOD! DOOKIE THE HOUSE ELF! HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SMELLED" >"Whats more," Harry added whilst handing dumbledore his phone midst the tirade, "He sent us the ransom demands" >Dumbledore squinted his eyes, slowly reading through the contents of the electronic letter that the leaker had sent him, and then proceeded to get even angrier. >"SIX MILLION GOLDEN GALLEONS!? WHAT KIND OF MONEY DOES HE THINK HOGWARTS HAS? WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING AS IT IS, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE GOBLINS OVER? SLAVERY IS ECONOMICAL, POTTER! And whats more...he wants to meet a certain "Bob" and "Virginia"!? Who on earth are these people? Could he talking about Robert Dunsley from Ravenclaw? Goodness knows, potter, all i know is i cant pay this up!" >Harry nodded in agreement, "i guess you have to take extreme measures, sir?" >"INDEED I WILL. Potter, contact Moaning myrtle and ask her to coax the indian students from their natural habitat- she lives there after all, and bring them to me. I PROMISE YOU I will have them strung up like chicken ready to be made into butter masala if they dont reveal which one of them it was. ILL STARVE THE LOT OF THEM, OR MY NAME ISNT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WINSTON CHURCHHILL THE 2ND"
[159/59] Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:55:23 No.612590597 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>612591249 >>612591371 >>612592124 >>612592417 >>612592512 >>612592605 >>612592767 >>612594497 >>612595561 >>612595632 >>612596831 >>612597183 >>612598701 >>612598996 >>612600586 >>612600884 >>612602814 >>612602994 >>612603316 >>612603361 >>612603651 >>612604468 >>612605809 >>612606154 >>612606980 >>612607759 >>612609060 >>612609130 >>612611315 >>612611487 >>612611609 >>612614464 >>612615427 >>612618596 >>612618647 >>612618882 >>612622271 >>612625081 >>612627038 >>612627431 >>612627592 >>612629407 >>612629549 >>612630007 >>612643770 >>612644071 >>612644831 >>612647090 >>612647362 >>612647643 >>612647670 >>612650179 >>612651956 >>612656670 257KiB, 1080x810, Polish_20220919_151714088.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >>612656867 >HAAAAARRRRY POTTER DID YOU PUT THE GTA SOURCE CODE INTO THE GOBLET OF THE INTERNET" dumbledore roared, shaking the very foundations of the wizarding world, calmly. >"No sir," Harry answered promptly "it was a p---" >Dumbledore looked in half-amazement, took a deep breath to calm himself, and screamed racial expletives so strong that somewhere, in the middle of getting pounded by 20 inch ginger c--- in the library, hermione granger winced in the throes of white woman-POC empathy. >" CURRY MUNCHER!, TUMERIC HUFFER!" dumbledore exclaimed "DIAGON ALLEY S------! LITERAL MUD- BLOOD! DOOKIE THE HOUSE ELF! HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SMELLED" >"Whats more," Harry added whilst handing dumbledore his phone midst the tirade, "He sent us the ransom demands" >Dumbledore squinted his eyes, slowly reading through the contents of the electronic letter that the leaker had sent him, and then proceeded to get even angrier. >"SIX MILLION GOLDEN GALLEONS!? WHAT KIND OF MONEY DOES HE THINK HOGWARTS HAS? WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING AS IT IS, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE GOBLINS OVER? SLAVERY IS ECONOMICAL, POTTER! And whats more...he wants to meet a certain "Bob" and "Virginia"!? Who on earth are these people? Could he talking about Robert Dunsley from Ravenclaw? Goodness knows, potter, all i know is i cant pay this up!" >Harry nodded in agreement, "i guess you have to take extreme measures, sir?" >"INDEED I WILL. Potter, contact Moaning myrtle and ask her to coax the indian students from their natural habitat- she lives there after all, and bring them to me. I PROMISE YOU I will have them strung up like chicken ready to be made into butter masala if they dont reveal which one of them it was. ILL STARVE THE LOT OF THEM, OR MY NAME ISNT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WINSTON CHURCHHILL THE 2ND"

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Dumbledore is not happy with the Bridget news...

Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2022 01:54:54 No.610981826 Report Quoted By: >>610982357 >>610983790 >>610983929 >>610984313 >>610984508 >>610984748 >>610985524 >>610986396 >>610986767 >>610990138 >>610990269 >"HARRRRRYYYY POTTTTTEERRRRR DID YOU PUT FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE GOBLET OF BRIDGET" Dumbledore pondered aloud calmly. >"N-no sir, that was the trannies in hufflepuff sir" said Harry in a quivering voice,deathly afraid of the half naked headmaster standing before holding a dakimakura of bridget from guilty gear, "But I don't see the problem honestly, now that shes a girl its not gay to fa..." >"GIRL? T---? GAY, POTTER? YOU THINK I FAP TO BRIDGET BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, POTTER? ITS BECAUSE HE'S A FAILED MAN! THERES NOTHING MORE HOTTER THAN C------ INSIDE A MIND-BROKEN BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE STOLE HIS ENTIRE WARDROBE FROM A NEARBY CONVENT." >"But, sir", Harry said as he deigned to stretch the legs of reason to the rabid headmaster "Aren't trannies and femboys both the same flavour of mental illness?" >Harry had little to no time to prepare as the headmaster struck him across the face with the dakimakura he was holding, causing naive student to fall to the ground, and the subsequent stretching of the legs as the Dumbledore stomped on Harry's face repeatedly, calmly. >"ITS JUST DIFFERENT, POTTER! IVE ALWAYS BEEN GAY FOR BRIDGET, POTTER! GRINDLEWALD USED TO DRESS UP AS HIM JUST FOR ME POTTER, AND WOULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH A YOYO AND A BIKELOCK TO MY ANUS. TRANNIES ARE ABOMINATIONS, BRIDGET IS MY OTONOKO. YOU KNOW WHAT OTONOKO MEANS POTTER? IT MEANS BOYWIFE. BRIDGET WAS MY BOYWIFE, POTTER. AND THE TRANNIES TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME! NO MORE!" >Dumbledore stopped his calm onslaught upon Harry's fragile frame, and handed him a pistol. >"here you go, Potter. You've always had the chud phenotype, with the glasses and the jewish actor and whatnot. I need you to take this gun and shoot up the hufflepuff common room. For my sake. Make sure to scream something about "heil jk rowling 1488" to divert attention from myself. Off you go. 45 points to gryffindor"
Anonymous Sat 03 Sep 2022 01:54:54 No.610981826 Report Quoted By: >>610982357 >>610983790 >>610983929 >>610984313 >>610984508 >>610984748 >>610985524 >>610986396 >>610986767 >>610990138 >>610990269 >"HARRRRRYYYY POTTTTTEERRRRR DID YOU PUT FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE GOBLET OF BRIDGET" Dumbledore pondered aloud calmly. >"N-no sir, that was the trannies in hufflepuff sir" said Harry in a quivering voice,deathly afraid of the half naked headmaster standing before holding a dakimakura of bridget from guilty gear, "But I don't see the problem honestly, now that shes a girl its not gay to fa..." >"GIRL? T---? GAY, POTTER? YOU THINK I FAP TO BRIDGET BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, POTTER? ITS BECAUSE HE'S A FAILED MAN! THERES NOTHING MORE HOTTER THAN C------ INSIDE A MIND-BROKEN BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE STOLE HIS ENTIRE WARDROBE FROM A NEARBY CONVENT." >"But, sir", Harry said as he deigned to stretch the legs of reason to the rabid headmaster "Aren't trannies and femboys both the same flavour of mental illness?" >Harry had little to no time to prepare as the headmaster struck him across the face with the dakimakura he was holding, causing naive student to fall to the ground, and the subsequent stretching of the legs as the Dumbledore stomped on Harry's face repeatedly, calmly. >"ITS JUST DIFFERENT, POTTER! IVE ALWAYS BEEN GAY FOR BRIDGET, POTTER! GRINDLEWALD USED TO DRESS UP AS HIM JUST FOR ME POTTER, AND WOULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH A YOYO AND A BIKELOCK TO MY ANUS. TRANNIES ARE ABOMINATIONS, BRIDGET IS MY OTONOKO. YOU KNOW WHAT OTONOKO MEANS POTTER? IT MEANS BOYWIFE. BRIDGET WAS MY BOYWIFE, POTTER. AND THE TRANNIES TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME! NO MORE!" >Dumbledore stopped his calm onslaught upon Harry's fragile frame, and handed him a pistol. >"here you go, Potter. You've always had the chud phenotype, with the glasses and the jewish actor and whatnot. I need you to take this gun and shoot up the hufflepuff common room. For my sake. Make sure to scream something about "heil jk rowling 1488" to divert attention from myself. Off you go. 45 points to gryffindor"

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Dumbledore letting Harry know he's gone too far

Anonymous 2 years and 181 days ago No.136138875 Quoted By: >>136139280 Report >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept snea king trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them tu rn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirr or was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round t elling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotc h. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only aw arding you 42 points for this
Anonymous 2 years and 181 days ago No.136138875 Quoted By: >>136139280 Report >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept snea king trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them tu rn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirr or was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round t elling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotc h. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only aw arding you 42 points for this

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Dumbledore BLM

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2020 02:28:28 No.516596612 Quoted By: >>516597075 >>516597232 >>516597310 >>516597895 >>516599875 >>516600504 >>516601697 >>516602058 >>516602174 >>516602334 >>516602962 >In second place, SLYTHERIN with 485 points, and in first place, GRYFFINDOR with 490 points! >Yes, well done Gryffindor, well done... HOWEVER >TEN POINTS TO SLYTHERIN FOR EVERY BLACK LIFE THAT MATTERS >*Dumbledore winks at Harry calmly* >And the winner is...GRYFFINDOOOOOR
Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2020 02:28:28 No.516596612 Quoted By: >>516597075 >>516597232 >>516597310 >>516597895 >>516599875 >>516600504 >>516601697 >>516602058 >>516602174 >>516602334 >>516602962 >In second place, SLYTHERIN with 485 points, and in first place, GRYFFINDOR with 490 points! >Yes, well done Gryffindor, well done... HOWEVER >TEN POINTS TO SLYTHERIN FOR EVERY BLACK LIFE THAT MATTERS >*Dumbledore winks at Harry calmly* >And the winner is...GRYFFINDOOOOOR

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Holocaust denial

Anonymous 3 years and 178 days ago No.117817885 Report Quoted By: >>117818074 >>117818090 >>117818102 >>117818697 >>117820732 >>117822685 >>117822875 >>117822997 >>117823695 >>117823706 >>117823780 >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!
Anonymous 3 years and 178 days ago No.117817885 Report Quoted By: >>117818074 >>117818090 >>117818102 >>117818697 >>117820732 >>117822685 >>117822875 >>117822997 >>117823695 >>117823706 >>117823780 >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!

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Hagrid explains muggle slurs

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2020 02:35:40 No.516597187 Quoted By: >>516597310 >>516597609 >>516597852 >>516597957 >>516600174 >>516600879 >>516601809 >>516602434 >Hermione: He called me a t-----. >Hagrid: He did not! >Harry: What's a t-----? >Hermione: It means transvestite. T----- is a really foul name for someone who's born in the wrong body. Someone who doesn't have the proper genitals. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation. >Hagrid: See the thing is, Harry, there's some Terfs, like the Rowling family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "real women." >Harry: That's horrible! >Ron: [stretched his legs to burp up another slug] It's disgusting. >Hagrid: And it's codswallop to boot. "real women." Why, there isn't a person alive today who hasn't wanked it to a ladyboy at one time or another. More to the point, they've yet to come up with a bathroom our Hermione couldn't get into. Come 'ere. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute.
Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2020 02:35:40 No.516597187 Quoted By: >>516597310 >>516597609 >>516597852 >>516597957 >>516600174 >>516600879 >>516601809 >>516602434 >Hermione: He called me a t-----. >Hagrid: He did not! >Harry: What's a t-----? >Hermione: It means transvestite. T----- is a really foul name for someone who's born in the wrong body. Someone who doesn't have the proper genitals. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation. >Hagrid: See the thing is, Harry, there's some Terfs, like the Rowling family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "real women." >Harry: That's horrible! >Ron: [stretched his legs to burp up another slug] It's disgusting. >Hagrid: And it's codswallop to boot. "real women." Why, there isn't a person alive today who hasn't wanked it to a ladyboy at one time or another. More to the point, they've yet to come up with a bathroom our Hermione couldn't get into. Come 'ere. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute.

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