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Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile... In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults. One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher's snare. The two young men, sympathetic to a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the trap. Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! "Thank you, young men" said the fairy, "Your hearts are truly selfless, and I will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?" "This is my friend Set, and you can call me 'Ep", said Amenhotep. "Very well, Ep" said the fairy "What is the desire of your heart?" "I wish I was the strongest man in the world!" Amenhotep wished. "Very well", said the fairy, "but you must always use your strength to help others." Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles. The fairy turned to Set "And what is your wish, Set?" Set responded "I never want to be poor again! I wish for money!" "Very well," said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of them, and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys. "Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!" "Elmon is an expert in all things money," said the fairy, "He will help you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man." Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep earned him the nickname "Imp". With Elmon's financial savvy, the two started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate, and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order. Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep. Ep and Set's business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more focused on business expansion and money of the business. As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf. Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there, Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing. He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial logistics Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature's effect on Set's fellow man, Elmon keeled over and died, instantly Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail. Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old friend. Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set's case was a mess. Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. "Come, Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let's use our energy to help those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path." Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the court to frame Josep for Elmon's murder. The case was brought before the court, but Set's claims were weak and unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright. Obviously, Ep's teen didn't kill Imp's elf.

Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile... In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults. One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher's snare. The two young men, sympathetic to a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the trap. Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! "Thank you, young men" said the fairy, "Your hearts are truly selfless, and I will grant each of you one wish. What are your names?" "This is my friend Set, and you can call me 'Ep", said Amenhotep. "Very well, Ep" said the fairy "What is the desire of your heart?" "I wish I was the strongest man in the world!" Amenhotep wished. "Very well", said the fairy, "but you must always use your strength to help others." Smoke gathered around Amenhotep, and when the smoke cleared Ep was 7 foot six and rippling with muscles. The fairy turned to Set "And what is your wish, Set?" Set responded "I never want to be poor again! I wish for money!" "Very well," said the fairy. Smoke gathered in front of the two of them, and when the smoke cleared a small elf remained, bowing to the two boys. "Greetings, sirs! My name is Elmon, and I am here to serve!" "Elmon is an expert in all things money," said the fairy, "He will help you make wise decisions and turn any business profitable, but will only help you so long as he is only asked to do good for your fellow man." Amenhotep and Set were inseparable. True to his word, Amenhotep used his great strength to build many houses for people in need. Set helped, as well, but his comparatively small size next to the now massive Amenhotep earned him the nickname "Imp". With Elmon's financial savvy, the two started a non-profit dedicated to building houses for the less fortunate, and Elmon kept all their paperwork in perfect order. Years passed, and the two lived very fulfilling lives helping the homeless. Amenhotep met a girl while building houses and the two got married and had a beautiful baby boy, Josep. Ep and Set's business expanded globally. 15 years passed and Amenhotep grew kinder and more generous, giving to people in need at any of the places he went to build houses. Set built a campus in Cairo for the headquarters of their business, and directed global efforts. Over the years, Set lost touch with the people he was helping, and became more focused on business expansion and money of the business. As all fathers do, Amenhotep wanted his son to eventually take over the business and help the next generation of needful people find purpose in their lives. He sent Josep to the the HQ in Cairo to learn business from Set. Once there, Josep was surprised to find that much of the financial success was due in large part to the financial savvy of Elmon, the elf. Josep spent months at HQ learning how to run the business. While there, Set decided that it was time to expand the company into a more profitable venture. Instead of building houses for the needy, he drafted up a plan to buy up land around urban areas and construct rental properties at expensive prices while preventing construction of new, affordable housing. He sent Josep with the proposal to Elmon to determine the financial logistics Upon reading the proposal and its ill-nature's effect on Set's fellow man, Elmon keeled over and died, instantly Josep was shocked, and ran to alert Set right away, who wailed in dismay at the loss of his financial mastermind. In a rage, he accused Josep of killing Elmon, and sent the teenager to jail. Amenhotep, hearing of the distress, caught the first flight back to Cairo to find himself neck-deep in a legal battle between him and his old friend. Without the financial and legal savvy of Elmon, Set's case was a mess. Amenhotep, distraught, tried to reason with his childhood friend. "Come, Imp, release my boy and call off the lawsuit. Let's use our energy to help those in need and not further what we both know is a fruitless path." Set refused, furiously gathering circumstantial evidence to bring to the court to frame Josep for Elmon's murder. The case was brought before the court, but Set's claims were weak and unsupported. The judge, thoroughly disgusted with the lack of evidence from the prosecution, dismissed the case outright. Obviously, Ep's teen didn't kill Imp's elf.

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Alright gang, let's see who really killed Jeffrey Eipstein!

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Epstein's Suicide Watch

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Epstein committed suicide. Try changing anyone's mind and you'll commit suicide too. Try me.

Epstein committed suicide. Try changing anyone's mind and you'll commit suicide too. Try me.

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wyup.that.exists THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE

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To The Moon, Epstein

THIS IS THE PLAQUE LEFT ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON BY APOLLO 11 HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969, A. D WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND AS A REMINDER THAT JEFFERY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF MICHAEL COLLINS ASTRONAUT NEIL A. ARMSTRONG EOWIN E. ALDRIN, JR ASTRONAUT ASTRONAUT Reta Hion RICHARD NIXON PRESIDENT, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

THIS IS THE PLAQUE LEFT ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON BY APOLLO 11 HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969, A. D WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND AS A REMINDER THAT JEFFERY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF MICHAEL COLLINS ASTRONAUT NEIL A. ARMSTRONG EOWIN E. ALDRIN, JR ASTRONAUT ASTRONAUT Reta Hion RICHARD NIXON PRESIDENT, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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Seahorses have no teeth and no stomach. Food passes through their digestive systems so quickly, they must eat almost constantly to stay alive. They can eat over 3,000 Brine Shrimp per day and Epstein didn't kill himself.

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