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Some stupid meme I wanted to make for a while. Since John is eating 50 pizzas in 30 days, I felt now would be a good time to make this shitpost.
Some stupid meme I wanted to make for a while. Since John is eating 50 pizzas in 30 days, I felt now would be a good time to make this shitpost.

John Schnatter's 50 Pizzas in 30 Days
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Kitchen Island

seamirac1979 @seamirac1979 Replying to @GenePark and @SethCotlar kitchen island is the unsung hero of this vid for keeping him upright 7:38 PM · Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter Web App
seamirac1979 @seamirac1979 Replying to @GenePark and @SethCotlar kitchen island is the unsung hero of this vid for keeping him upright 7:38 PM · Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter Web App

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Hostages

Austin Hyden @hyden71 Replying to @GenePark Papa: You 3 stand behind me...and you...you video it Hostage 2: Please, let us go *Papa slaps Hostage 2* Papa: I only need 3 of you for leverage..what will it be? *Hostages submit in fear* Papa: The day of reckoning is near. Roll camera 8:37 PM - Jan 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
Austin Hyden @hyden71 Replying to @GenePark Papa: You 3 stand behind me...and you...you video it Hostage 2: Please, let us go *Papa slaps Hostage 2* Papa: I only need 3 of you for leverage..what will it be? *Hostages submit in fear* Papa: The day of reckoning is near. Roll camera 8:37 PM - Jan 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Divorced Energy

jeremy @xjeremymx Replying to @GenePark and @bad_takes The most Divorced Guy anyone could ever be 7:27 PM - Dec 31, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone Carrie @ MAGFest @supitscarrie · Dec 31, 2019 Replying to @xjeremymx @GenePark and @bad_takes Extremely powerful, cursed divorced energy radiating from this video
jeremy @xjeremymx Replying to @GenePark and @bad_takes The most Divorced Guy anyone could ever be 7:27 PM - Dec 31, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone Carrie @ MAGFest @supitscarrie · Dec 31, 2019 Replying to @xjeremymx @GenePark and @bad_takes Extremely powerful, cursed divorced energy radiating from this video

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Joey Fatone Tom Cruise

Inglorious Bat Turds @BatTurds Replying to @GenePark and @bad_takes God he looks unwell... he looks like Joey Fatone wearing a Tom Cruise mask. 7:27 PM - Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone
Inglorious Bat Turds @BatTurds Replying to @GenePark and @bad_takes God he looks unwell... he looks like Joey Fatone wearing a Tom Cruise mask. 7:27 PM - Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone

John Schnatter's 50 Pizzas in 30 Days
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Alpha male

PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter The alpha male is back haters: Papa John absolutely gonna dominate 2020 7:21 thepapajohnsthnatter m You heard it here first: my New Year's resolution is to try 50 pizzas in 30 days Send Message 0:11 4.2M views From Gene Park 8:24 PM · Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone
PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter The alpha male is back haters: Papa John absolutely gonna dominate 2020 7:21 thepapajohnsthnatter m You heard it here first: my New Year's resolution is to try 50 pizzas in 30 days Send Message 0:11 4.2M views From Gene Park 8:24 PM · Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone

John Schnatter's 50 Pizzas in 30 Days
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The CEO of Pizza

jwr: bad idea machine @JackWilliamRtF i saw a tweet at some point that was like does papa john know that being the best pizza ceo has nothing to do with how many pizzas you can eat and at first i was like haha yeah funny joke but now i really think someone needs to tell this man that bit of information 12:18 PM · Jan 1, 2020 from Chicago, IL · Twitter for iPhone
jwr: bad idea machine @JackWilliamRtF i saw a tweet at some point that was like does papa john know that being the best pizza ceo has nothing to do with how many pizzas you can eat and at first i was like haha yeah funny joke but now i really think someone needs to tell this man that bit of information 12:18 PM · Jan 1, 2020 from Chicago, IL · Twitter for iPhone

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Number 46 of the month

acquitted mongoloid @igotshingles papa john on pizza number 46 of the month trying to maintain a grip on reality 3:24 PM · Jan 1, 2020 - Twitter for Android
acquitted mongoloid @igotshingles papa john on pizza number 46 of the month trying to maintain a grip on reality 3:24 PM · Jan 1, 2020 - Twitter for Android

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Calculations

Barely Sociable @SociableBarely This places Papa Johns base metabolic rate around 2350. 50 pizzas in 30 days = 1.67 pizzas 1.67 Pizzas equals 5,511 calories a day. Papa John will be over 3,161 calories a day. 1 LB of body weight in calories is around 3500-3700. 10:15 PM - Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone Barely Sociable @SociableBarely · Dec 31, 2019 Replying to @SociableBarely Final conclusion papa John will gain -27 pounds in 30 days. BAE Gains.
Barely Sociable @SociableBarely This places Papa Johns base metabolic rate around 2350. 50 pizzas in 30 days = 1.67 pizzas 1.67 Pizzas equals 5,511 calories a day. Papa John will be over 3,161 calories a day. 1 LB of body weight in calories is around 3500-3700. 10:15 PM - Dec 31, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone Barely Sociable @SociableBarely · Dec 31, 2019 Replying to @SociableBarely Final conclusion papa John will gain -27 pounds in 30 days. BAE Gains.

John Schnatter's 50 Pizzas in 30 Days
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Papa bless

John Schnatter dressed in black standing in a kitchen in front of a tower of pizza boxes and holding a slice in one hand
John Schnatter dressed in black standing in a kitchen in front of a tower of pizza boxes and holding a slice in one hand

John Schnatter's 50 Pizzas in 30 Days
resolution papa john's eating eat challenge