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Got high on mushrooms and ended up kidnapping a dwarf thinking he was a leprechaun "to make him reveal the location of the pot of gold."

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o LA 100 @la100fm Got high on mushrooms and ended up kidnapping a dwarf thinking he was a leprechaun "to make him reveal the location of the pot of gold." la100.cienradios.com Se drogó con hongos y terminó secuestrando a un enano pensando que era... Una usuaria de Twitter contó una sorprendente historia, en la que involucra a un joven universitario que se drogó y secuestró a una persona con enanismo... 2:04 PM - Oct 4, 2022 Hootsuite Inc. 12 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 63 Likes 27

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Down Recorder Wednesday, 15th 2016 thedownrecorder.co.uk Trio remanded after 'cannabis factories' find THREE Polish men have been re manded in custody awaiting sentenc ing following the discovery of two cannabis factories in Castlewellan, He said he had used the money from the claim arising from his ac cident to finance the cannabis enter prise Martin Gieroba 2. of Church Avenue, Dundrum, Michal Marczak (35), of Irish Street. Downpatrick, and Krystof Rafal Wysoki (34), also of Irish Street, will be sentenced to day for cultivating cannabis at two addresses in the town Downpatrick Crown Court heard on Thursday that a substantial quan tity of cannabis plants, valued at over £90.000, were uncovered during raids of the properties at Circular Road and Corry Wood Park on No- vember 18, 2014 At their pre-sentence hearing, Wysoki was described as having greater responsibility for the "com mercial drug operation and ar ranged for the importation of the plants Describing the case as "unusual" considering Wysoki's lack of a rel evant record. Mr Grant said it sp peared to have been a "private ven ture which be financed because of his own cannabis use Despite Wysoki having a greater role, however, a prosecution law- This appears to have been oppor tunistic with a financial motive but i arising originally from a cannabis habit, he said. Defence barrister Noel Dillon said 32 year old Gieroba became involved in growing the drugs after losing his job and was responsible for 228 plants found at Corry Wood Park, none of which had been harvested He said his client, who has also served 11 months in custody await ing sentencing, was keen to return to Poland and disassociate himself from his co-accused. A barrister for Marcrak, who has 11 months in mustod mit
Down Recorder Wednesday, 15th 2016 thedownrecorder.co.uk Trio remanded after 'cannabis factories' find THREE Polish men have been re manded in custody awaiting sentenc ing following the discovery of two cannabis factories in Castlewellan, He said he had used the money from the claim arising from his ac cident to finance the cannabis enter prise Martin Gieroba 2. of Church Avenue, Dundrum, Michal Marczak (35), of Irish Street. Downpatrick, and Krystof Rafal Wysoki (34), also of Irish Street, will be sentenced to day for cultivating cannabis at two addresses in the town Downpatrick Crown Court heard on Thursday that a substantial quan tity of cannabis plants, valued at over £90.000, were uncovered during raids of the properties at Circular Road and Corry Wood Park on No- vember 18, 2014 At their pre-sentence hearing, Wysoki was described as having greater responsibility for the "com mercial drug operation and ar ranged for the importation of the plants Describing the case as "unusual" considering Wysoki's lack of a rel evant record. Mr Grant said it sp peared to have been a "private ven ture which be financed because of his own cannabis use Despite Wysoki having a greater role, however, a prosecution law- This appears to have been oppor tunistic with a financial motive but i arising originally from a cannabis habit, he said. Defence barrister Noel Dillon said 32 year old Gieroba became involved in growing the drugs after losing his job and was responsible for 228 plants found at Corry Wood Park, none of which had been harvested He said his client, who has also served 11 months in custody await ing sentencing, was keen to return to Poland and disassociate himself from his co-accused. A barrister for Marcrak, who has 11 months in mustod mit

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The Republican Who Said Face Masks Dishonor God Is Ol Squidface Himself, Cthulhu Vote 2 votes A Share Tweet
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Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE Mace A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime - then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures.
Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE Mace A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime - then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures.

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For those wondering,he flew up a small grass hill at 80-90 MPH.

ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH News Sports Business Gol Life Buy/sell MENU Law and order St. Louis homeowner returns from gym to find an SUV crashed into his roof By Denise Hollinshed St. Louis Post-Dispatch 8 hrs ago (51) Breaking News e-newsletter Breaking News from the St. Louis Post- Dispatch Get breaking news delivered to your inbox as it develops. Email Sign Up l understand that registration constitutes agreement to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Most popular STLFD St. Louis homeowner returns from gym to find an SUV crashed into his roof Rombach Farms closes in Chesterfield due to family feud 2 St. Louis firefighters stand clear of a house where an SUV landed on top of a roof in St. Louis on Sunday, July 16, 2017. No one in the home was injured but the driver, the only one in the car, suffered serious injuries. Photo by Bill Greenblatt/UPI The worst hoarding incident: St. Louis firefighters crawl through window to rescue man 3 Map Satellite
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH News Sports Business Gol Life Buy/sell MENU Law and order St. Louis homeowner returns from gym to find an SUV crashed into his roof By Denise Hollinshed St. Louis Post-Dispatch 8 hrs ago (51) Breaking News e-newsletter Breaking News from the St. Louis Post- Dispatch Get breaking news delivered to your inbox as it develops. Email Sign Up l understand that registration constitutes agreement to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Most popular STLFD St. Louis homeowner returns from gym to find an SUV crashed into his roof Rombach Farms closes in Chesterfield due to family feud 2 St. Louis firefighters stand clear of a house where an SUV landed on top of a roof in St. Louis on Sunday, July 16, 2017. No one in the home was injured but the driver, the only one in the car, suffered serious injuries. Photo by Bill Greenblatt/UPI The worst hoarding incident: St. Louis firefighters crawl through window to rescue man 3 Map Satellite

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God answers prayers of parallyzed little boy. "No" says god

NEWS God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy No,' Says God
NEWS God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy No,' Says God

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Accused of Threatening to Kill The President

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CCUSED OF THREATENING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT CHRISTINE WRIGHT-DARRISAW | 6:04 6101 3 News 10 NBC at Six' ....-6:30p 6:00p 6:04p

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PENSACO Teen arrested for taking gun from suicidal classmate news4sanantonio.com NENews 4 San Antonio Yesterday at 11:43am . SAN ANTONIO A high school student brought a gun to school to commit suicide, and now a fellow student who tried to stop him is facing charges.
PENSACO Teen arrested for taking gun from suicidal classmate news4sanantonio.com NENews 4 San Antonio Yesterday at 11:43am . SAN ANTONIO A high school student brought a gun to school to commit suicide, and now a fellow student who tried to stop him is facing charges.

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Don't call them "pennies". It is one cent pieces

Do not call them pennies Deputy Treasurer Gibson, of the Treasury Department, says there is no such coin in the United States. It is one cent pieces. jerkstorecalling: yesterdaysprint The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909 tough s--- gibby
Do not call them pennies Deputy Treasurer Gibson, of the Treasury Department, says there is no such coin in the United States. It is one cent pieces. jerkstorecalling: yesterdaysprint The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909 tough s--- gibby

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Boat filled with weed crashes into nude beach.

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tibets Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

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A Saint Louis soientest has dis- covered that we shall all be orazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead. YE yeoldenews source: The Ottawa Evening Herald, January 27, 1902. 屬mortalityplays well he wasn't wrong
A Saint Louis soientest has dis- covered that we shall all be orazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead. YE yeoldenews source: The Ottawa Evening Herald, January 27, 1902. 屬mortalityplays well he wasn't wrong

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Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive

NEWS UK NEWS CRIME Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive 19:48, 18 DEC 2014 UPDATED 19:48,18 DEC 2014 BY NINA MASSEY The woman was putting her bins out when the thug approached her with a gun and then chased her to her front door 360 SHARES
NEWS UK NEWS CRIME Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive 19:48, 18 DEC 2014 UPDATED 19:48,18 DEC 2014 BY NINA MASSEY The woman was putting her bins out when the thug approached her with a gun and then chased her to her front door 360 SHARES

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Dunkin' Donuts employee sprays donuts with bleach No charges have yet been filed Posted: 1:07 PM, July 27,2016 Updated: 1:38 AM, July 29, 2016 590 590 1 Comment
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