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Me HAND M 0.99 PLEASE... Don't Touch Yourselves... Ask Us to Touch It For You!! Thx $24.99 11453 Christmas $12.99
Me HAND M 0.99 PLEASE... Don't Touch Yourselves... Ask Us to Touch It For You!! Thx $24.99 11453 Christmas $12.99

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I am confused

& GOOD BOY
& GOOD BOY

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Wait, what?

Please........ Do not flush anything smaller than a computer down the toilet! No sanitary napkins, Tampax, etc.
Please........ Do not flush anything smaller than a computer down the toilet! No sanitary napkins, Tampax, etc.

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Now that's a threat

OTICE TO SHOPLIFTERS You are being watched and recorded by multiple cameras if we catch you We will happily torture and beat you shoplifting or even attempting to shoplift in our store. If we don't catch you, be assured that we will identify you, post recordings online, and forward them to the police department and/ or place a bounty on your head Needless to say, you will be tortured & beaten later. It's not too late to put the stuff back. Is your life worth a few tools?
OTICE TO SHOPLIFTERS You are being watched and recorded by multiple cameras if we catch you We will happily torture and beat you shoplifting or even attempting to shoplift in our store. If we don't catch you, be assured that we will identify you, post recordings online, and forward them to the police department and/ or place a bounty on your head Needless to say, you will be tortured & beaten later. It's not too late to put the stuff back. Is your life worth a few tools?

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It does

VODKA UNDERSTANDS
VODKA UNDERSTANDS

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Let me know

IF YOU PLAN TO SHOPLIFT LET US KNOW. THANKS. CARDS
IF YOU PLAN TO SHOPLIFT LET US KNOW. THANKS. CARDS

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Try your best

OUR AIM IS TO KEEP TALO DAURROOM CLEAN GENTLEMEN Your aim will help. Stand closer; It's shorter than you think. LADIES Please remain seated for the entire performance © Kalan SM121 Made in China www.kalanip.com
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP TALO DAURROOM CLEAN GENTLEMEN Your aim will help. Stand closer; It's shorter than you think. LADIES Please remain seated for the entire performance © Kalan SM121 Made in China www.kalanip.com

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Works every time

HEY ILL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES BUT IF I'M NOT JUST READ THIS MESSAGE DB AGAIN.
HEY ILL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES BUT IF I'M NOT JUST READ THIS MESSAGE DB AGAIN.

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Awkward

Mive HAND PLEASE... Don't Touch Yourselves... Ask Us to Touch It For You!! Thx GE-Garnet/Pear # 10423 $24.99 C-- Naughty Sen $12.99 11527 .99 Christmas Ceme $12.99
Mive HAND PLEASE... Don't Touch Yourselves... Ask Us to Touch It For You!! Thx GE-Garnet/Pear # 10423 $24.99 C-- Naughty Sen $12.99 11527 .99 Christmas Ceme $12.99

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You get what you pay for

IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL, WAIT UNTIL YOU HIRE AN AMATEUR. The Bitterness of "Poor Quality" Is Remembered Long After The Sweetness of Low Price Is Forgotten. M-88
IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL, WAIT UNTIL YOU HIRE AN AMATEUR. The Bitterness of "Poor Quality" Is Remembered Long After The Sweetness of Low Price Is Forgotten. M-88

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Way cheaper

RU FIX PLAY LOFTS WERE CHEAPER THAN T SWIFT TICKETS 205.639.5153 FIXPLAY OFTS.COM
RU FIX PLAY LOFTS WERE CHEAPER THAN T SWIFT TICKETS 205.639.5153 FIXPLAY OFTS.COM

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Get it?

COMMUNITY NEVER RUN WITH BAGPIPES YOU MIGHT GET KILT
COMMUNITY NEVER RUN WITH BAGPIPES YOU MIGHT GET KILT

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Possibly two

GET YOUR BOOZE AT PAPPOU'S 610-544-0142 SEEKING ONE NIGHT STAND POSSIBLY TWO I HAVE TWO LAMPS TO-
GET YOUR BOOZE AT PAPPOU'S 610-544-0142 SEEKING ONE NIGHT STAND POSSIBLY TWO I HAVE TWO LAMPS TO-

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What the...

INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER S SOMEONE THREW A JAR OF MAYO AT ME I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELLMAN?!
INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER S SOMEONE THREW A JAR OF MAYO AT ME I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELLMAN?!

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Pick a side

HOT & FRESH DELICIOUS FOOD HIGH-QUALITY CHRISTIAN EDUCATION
HOT & FRESH DELICIOUS FOOD HIGH-QUALITY CHRISTIAN EDUCATION

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...aggressive

GRAB BOTH BUNS & EAT IT LIKE A MAN.
GRAB BOTH BUNS & EAT IT LIKE A MAN.

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It's true

INDIAN HILLO JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE RIGHT
INDIAN HILLO JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE RIGHT

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The no fun zone

Teaching and learning zone. Music and dancing are prohibited.
Teaching and learning zone. Music and dancing are prohibited.

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Good advice

DANGER DON'T STICK YOUR FINGIE WHERE YOU DON'T STICK YOUR DINKIE
DANGER DON'T STICK YOUR FINGIE WHERE YOU DON'T STICK YOUR DINKIE

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Don't do it

Health New Zealand Te Whatu Ora Southern Please DON'T ROCK Rock the Machine Security There Are Camerals ENDOSCOPY EQUIPMENT IS NOT BE USED FOR STEALING ITEMS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE
Health New Zealand Te Whatu Ora Southern Please DON'T ROCK Rock the Machine Security There Are Camerals ENDOSCOPY EQUIPMENT IS NOT BE USED FOR STEALING ITEMS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE

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