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Anonymous 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)02:47:44 No.205502000 American just talk to strangers in public like it's the most normal thing 12/12/24(Thu)02:49:01 No.205502031 >>205502000 (OP) # you don't? 186 KB PNG >>205502053 # >>205502061 # >>205502070 # >>205502082 # >>205502263 # >>205503846 # >>205504237 # >>205504279 # >>205504539 # >>205504935 # >>205505196 #
Anonymous 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)02:47:44 No.205502000 American just talk to strangers in public like it's the most normal thing 12/12/24(Thu)02:49:01 No.205502031 >>205502000 (OP) # you don't? 186 KB PNG >>205502053 # >>205502061 # >>205502070 # >>205502082 # >>205502263 # >>205503846 # >>205504237 # >>205504279 # >>205504539 # >>205504935 # >>205505196 #

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Anon does 9/11 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane
Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane

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Based Tinder interaction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Strange Encounter 124 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)10:12:24 No.911612670 >be me >23 >on tinder >match with 45 year old woman >go to her place to f--- >she insists I call her mommy while f------ >calls me son >she unironically made me a packed lunch before I left What just happened
Anonymous Strange Encounter 124 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)10:12:24 No.911612670 >be me >23 >on tinder >match with 45 year old woman >go to her place to f--- >she insists I call her mommy while f------ >calls me son >she unironically made me a packed lunch before I left What just happened

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Anon is a holobunga denier | /r/Greentext

File: grug.jpg (20 KB, 353x400) Anonymous (ID: 6v0ltj6R) 12/11/24(Wed)21:44:58 No.491198840 >neighbor grugstein have 6 family member >grugstein start fire that wipe out half the cave >grugstein claim he lose all 6 family member and call it holobunga >grugstein still have 6 family member after holobunga me no beleive the holobunga دی
File: grug.jpg (20 KB, 353x400) Anonymous (ID: 6v0ltj6R) 12/11/24(Wed)21:44:58 No.491198840 >neighbor grugstein have 6 family member >grugstein start fire that wipe out half the cave >grugstein claim he lose all 6 family member and call it holobunga >grugstein still have 6 family member after holobunga me no beleive the holobunga دی

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Anon is on trial on the USS Voyager | /r/Greentext

4 h 54 : Anonymous 41 KB JPG 95% 07/03/22(Sun)15:55:09 No.881336593 > Computer: Activate formal recording protocol: Crew Disciplinary Hearing, authorising officer Provisional Commander Chakotay, Federation Starship Voyager. > Formal recording protocol "Crew Disciplinary Hearing" is now active. Internal sensors are now recording all proceedings in this compartment at maximum resolution and sampling rate; all recordings will be preserved immutably. Please state persons present and their role in these proceedings. > Provisional Commander Chakotay, Hearing Chair; Lieutenant Tuvok, Investigating Officer; Crewman Third Class Anon, Subject of Proceedings; Ensign Kim, representative appointed for Crewman Anon. > Verified, Lieutenant Tuvok: please read out your investigative summary. > This investigation was originally of a non-disciplinary nature intended to correlate the energy expended by the ship's holodecks with individual crew members to determine the necessity of a rationing system to ensure a suitable distribution of non-essential entertainment resources. This was carried out by a junior officer in the Engineering department. Due to the unusually high use of the holodecks by crewman Anon, his programs were reviewed in more detail, and on observing individual file names, the officer made me aware of the situation, and I commenced a disciplinary investigation concerned with possible breaches of the Starfleet Code of Conduct, in particular, Section 3, Subsection 2, Regulation 3.2.C concerning the prohibition on the production of lewd material featuring serving members of Starfleet. > In particular, this hearing is concerned with holodeck files: > "MommydomJaneway_straightshota" > "LoliDom JanewayRampage" > "DuraniumChastityCage" > "Janeways ToiletSlave" > ...and numerous variations thereof. > Subsequent discoveries of relevance are custom replicator files: > "LoliJanewayCunnyCheese (focaccia)" > "TheCaptainsGrool(37C)" > "Special ChocolatePudding" 1 Donly View Thread ||| O <
4 h 54 : Anonymous 41 KB JPG 95% 07/03/22(Sun)15:55:09 No.881336593 > Computer: Activate formal recording protocol: Crew Disciplinary Hearing, authorising officer Provisional Commander Chakotay, Federation Starship Voyager. > Formal recording protocol "Crew Disciplinary Hearing" is now active. Internal sensors are now recording all proceedings in this compartment at maximum resolution and sampling rate; all recordings will be preserved immutably. Please state persons present and their role in these proceedings. > Provisional Commander Chakotay, Hearing Chair; Lieutenant Tuvok, Investigating Officer; Crewman Third Class Anon, Subject of Proceedings; Ensign Kim, representative appointed for Crewman Anon. > Verified, Lieutenant Tuvok: please read out your investigative summary. > This investigation was originally of a non-disciplinary nature intended to correlate the energy expended by the ship's holodecks with individual crew members to determine the necessity of a rationing system to ensure a suitable distribution of non-essential entertainment resources. This was carried out by a junior officer in the Engineering department. Due to the unusually high use of the holodecks by crewman Anon, his programs were reviewed in more detail, and on observing individual file names, the officer made me aware of the situation, and I commenced a disciplinary investigation concerned with possible breaches of the Starfleet Code of Conduct, in particular, Section 3, Subsection 2, Regulation 3.2.C concerning the prohibition on the production of lewd material featuring serving members of Starfleet. > In particular, this hearing is concerned with holodeck files: > "MommydomJaneway_straightshota" > "LoliDom JanewayRampage" > "DuraniumChastityCage" > "Janeways ToiletSlave" > ...and numerous variations thereof. > Subsequent discoveries of relevance are custom replicator files: > "LoliJanewayCunnyCheese (focaccia)" > "TheCaptainsGrool(37C)" > "Special ChocolatePudding" 1 Donly View Thread ||| O <

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Anon's intentions are misunderstood | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: CostDOSXgAAseKR.jpg (39 KB, 500x500) FUG Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)17:37:56 No.927977224 > Life is s--- > Attempt an hero > Get saved by nice bearded guy > Start following bearded guy everywhere > Bearded guy keeps saving people and acquiring more minions > Upgrade complete, 'bearded guy' is now 'hero'. > Life is good, life is great > "The Man" doesn't like our hero clique > "The man" declares hero a criminal > SentencedToDeath.WebP > Hero gets tortured on a wooden device till good and dead > Need to immortalize hero so is never forgotten > Write a super thick book detailing hero's adventures > Put torture device on cover of book to throw off the authorities >MFW torture device becomes symbol for hero > They even added an image of our hero suffering on the torture device > They named it a "crucifix"
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: CostDOSXgAAseKR.jpg (39 KB, 500x500) FUG Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)17:37:56 No.927977224 > Life is s--- > Attempt an hero > Get saved by nice bearded guy > Start following bearded guy everywhere > Bearded guy keeps saving people and acquiring more minions > Upgrade complete, 'bearded guy' is now 'hero'. > Life is good, life is great > "The Man" doesn't like our hero clique > "The man" declares hero a criminal > SentencedToDeath.WebP > Hero gets tortured on a wooden device till good and dead > Need to immortalize hero so is never forgotten > Write a super thick book detailing hero's adventures > Put torture device on cover of book to throw off the authorities >MFW torture device becomes symbol for hero > They even added an image of our hero suffering on the torture device > They named it a "crucifix"

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Anon uses the Freaky Deck pt.2 | /r/Greentext

Gul Rogan.png, 878KiB, 1070x851 66 DOE --> -- Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2024 22:49:04 No. 62320484 Quoted By: >>62320709 >>62320732 >>62321023 >>62364682 >>62382219 >>62387095 >>62310717 >"Computer: simulate mid-19th century rural Mississippi. Setting: a Klan rally in a secluded field. Give each attendant 150% enhanced strength and stamina, 200% jungle fever, and latent homosexual desires. Blood alcohol for all in attendance is .24%." >"Understood." >"Commander LaForge. Could you please come to Holodeck Four? I'm running a simulation of the new warp coil configuration and would like your input." >Be right up, Lieutenant Anon." >Computer. Disengage safety protocols."
Gul Rogan.png, 878KiB, 1070x851 66 DOE --> -- Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2024 22:49:04 No. 62320484 Quoted By: >>62320709 >>62320732 >>62321023 >>62364682 >>62382219 >>62387095 >>62310717 >"Computer: simulate mid-19th century rural Mississippi. Setting: a Klan rally in a secluded field. Give each attendant 150% enhanced strength and stamina, 200% jungle fever, and latent homosexual desires. Blood alcohol for all in attendance is .24%." >"Understood." >"Commander LaForge. Could you please come to Holodeck Four? I'm running a simulation of the new warp coil configuration and would like your input." >Be right up, Lieutenant Anon." >Computer. Disengage safety protocols."

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Geordi and Data | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #
: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

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Anon Uses the Freaky Deck | /r/Greentext

2MiB, 1170x658, Puter.png Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2024 16:08:29 No.146586686 Quoted By: >>146586744 View Computer, load up a simulated avatar based on Dr. T'ana of the USS Cerritos, make her 160 kg overweight with apidose depositing mainly in her chest, abdomen and buttocks regions along with slight increased muscle mass to compensate. Increase her libido by 125% and make her attracted to me personally.
2MiB, 1170x658, Puter.png Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2024 16:08:29 No.146586686 Quoted By: >>146586744 View Computer, load up a simulated avatar based on Dr. T'ana of the USS Cerritos, make her 160 kg overweight with apidose depositing mainly in her chest, abdomen and buttocks regions along with slight increased muscle mass to compensate. Increase her libido by 125% and make her attracted to me personally.

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Rather Sleep | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)15:22:01 No.79727681 54 KB PNG >This POS invention is preventing me from killing myself peacefully without pain.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)15:22:01 No.79727681 54 KB PNG >This POS invention is preventing me from killing myself peacefully without pain.

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Anon goes out on Friday nights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous L'OREAL 12/07/18(Fri)19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket 59 KB JPG >new shoes >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am
Anonymous L'OREAL 12/07/18(Fri)19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket 59 KB JPG >new shoes >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am

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Cottage Park | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

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Detroit Paradise | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rgQcJdAW) < Back to search • For sale Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)12:01:16 No.491145441 2Zillow Save Share Hide ooo More See all 4 photos $9,900 4600 Moran St, Detroit, MI 48207 4 beds 2 baths 2,146 sqft Contact agent Est.: $64/mo Get pre-qualified ------- >housing is too expensive-- по 2.31 MB PNG
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rgQcJdAW) < Back to search • For sale Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)12:01:16 No.491145441 2Zillow Save Share Hide ooo More See all 4 photos $9,900 4600 Moran St, Detroit, MI 48207 4 beds 2 baths 2,146 sqft Contact agent Est.: $64/mo Get pre-qualified ------- >housing is too expensive-- по 2.31 MB PNG

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The future of computers? | /r/Greentext

Raspberry Pi For industry For home A Х ☐ O Hardware Software Documentation News Forums F Raspberry Pi 500 The refined personal computer. A fast, powerful computer built into a hig the ultimate compact PC experience. Available from $90. Buy now pi500.jpg 89 KB JPG it is more likely than you think! Raspberry 500 looks like a keyboard but it is all you need and you simply attach it to a monitor and are good to go. (mouse is still a nice to have as well) >90 USD >64-bit ARM >4k display output >aluminum heat sink >8GB RAM >built in WIFI >only requires 5 volts to run (you can power it up through USB (2 amperes required) if you like, but it comes with a power adaptor that goes into a wall) : Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)23:26:23 No. 103473616
Raspberry Pi For industry For home A Х ☐ O Hardware Software Documentation News Forums F Raspberry Pi 500 The refined personal computer. A fast, powerful computer built into a hig the ultimate compact PC experience. Available from $90. Buy now pi500.jpg 89 KB JPG it is more likely than you think! Raspberry 500 looks like a keyboard but it is all you need and you simply attach it to a monitor and are good to go. (mouse is still a nice to have as well) >90 USD >64-bit ARM >4k display output >aluminum heat sink >8GB RAM >built in WIFI >only requires 5 volts to run (you can power it up through USB (2 amperes required) if you like, but it comes with a power adaptor that goes into a wall) : Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)23:26:23 No. 103473616

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Anon hates the government now | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: 3pTpTID9 12/11/24(Wed)08:42:00 No.491139341 It's okay. They called me guilty too. 175 KB JPG >look up from phone >be me, poor as f--- >in my wage cage behind a McDonald's counter >slow day, just browsing Reddit on my phone >see they have a bounty for the ceo killer >60k or some s--- >s--- you not, it's the guy >call 911 >cops swarm the place >man is arrested >get called an American hero by NYPD >ask about reward money >"Oh you needed to call the tip line" >what the f--- >lose job at McDonald's due to death threats and harassment >understand why Luigi did it >gonna be homeless since living paycheck to paycheck and now no one will hire me due to my image >takes out a loan for a bulldozer and loads car full of scrap metal Bros I think I hate the government AND capitalism now
⠀ Anonymous (ID: 3pTpTID9 12/11/24(Wed)08:42:00 No.491139341 It's okay. They called me guilty too. 175 KB JPG >look up from phone >be me, poor as f--- >in my wage cage behind a McDonald's counter >slow day, just browsing Reddit on my phone >see they have a bounty for the ceo killer >60k or some s--- >s--- you not, it's the guy >call 911 >cops swarm the place >man is arrested >get called an American hero by NYPD >ask about reward money >"Oh you needed to call the tip line" >what the f--- >lose job at McDonald's due to death threats and harassment >understand why Luigi did it >gonna be homeless since living paycheck to paycheck and now no one will hire me due to my image >takes out a loan for a bulldozer and loads car full of scrap metal Bros I think I hate the government AND capitalism now

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We need a new dawn of war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded
: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

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The right autist in the wrong place? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?
Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?

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Anon Nootices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases
Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases

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Anon disagrees with how the world is going | /r/Greentext

File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?
File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?

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Anon Is Going To The Zoo (How About You?) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread
Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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