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: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rgQcJdAW) < Back to search • For sale Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)12:01:16 No.491145441 2Zillow Save Share Hide ooo More See all 4 photos $9,900 4600 Moran St, Detroit, MI 48207 4 beds 2 baths 2,146 sqft Contact agent Est.: $64/mo Get pre-qualified ------- >housing is too expensive-- по 2.31 MB PNG

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Raspberry Pi For industry For home A Х ☐ O Hardware Software Documentation News Forums F Raspberry Pi 500 The refined personal computer. A fast, powerful computer built into a hig the ultimate compact PC experience. Available from $90. Buy now pi500.jpg 89 KB JPG it is more likely than you think! Raspberry 500 looks like a keyboard but it is all you need and you simply attach it to a monitor and are good to go. (mouse is still a nice to have as well) >90 USD >64-bit ARM >4k display output >aluminum heat sink >8GB RAM >built in WIFI >only requires 5 volts to run (you can power it up through USB (2 amperes required) if you like, but it comes with a power adaptor that goes into a wall) : Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)23:26:23 No. 103473616

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File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?

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