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: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: rgQcJdAW) < Back to search • For sale Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)12:01:16 No.491145441 2Zillow Save Share Hide ooo More See all 4 photos $9,900 4600 Moran St, Detroit, MI 48207 4 beds 2 baths 2,146 sqft Contact agent Est.: $64/mo Get pre-qualified ------- >housing is too expensive-- по 2.31 MB PNG

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Raspberry Pi For industry For home A Х ☐ O Hardware Software Documentation News Forums F Raspberry Pi 500 The refined personal computer. A fast, powerful computer built into a hig the ultimate compact PC experience. Available from $90. Buy now pi500.jpg 89 KB JPG it is more likely than you think! Raspberry 500 looks like a keyboard but it is all you need and you simply attach it to a monitor and are good to go. (mouse is still a nice to have as well) >90 USD >64-bit ARM >4k display output >aluminum heat sink >8GB RAM >built in WIFI >only requires 5 volts to run (you can power it up through USB (2 amperes required) if you like, but it comes with a power adaptor that goes into a wall) : Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)23:26:23 No. 103473616

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: 3pTpTID9 12/11/24(Wed)08:42:00 No.491139341 It's okay. They called me guilty too. 175 KB JPG >look up from phone >be me, poor as f--- >in my wage cage behind a McDonald's counter >slow day, just browsing Reddit on my phone >see they have a bounty for the ceo killer >60k or some s--- >s--- you not, it's the guy >call 911 >cops swarm the place >man is arrested >get called an American hero by NYPD >ask about reward money >"Oh you needed to call the tip line" >what the f--- >lose job at McDonald's due to death threats and harassment >understand why Luigi did it >gonna be homeless since living paycheck to paycheck and now no one will hire me due to my image >takes out a loan for a bulldozer and loads car full of scrap metal Bros I think I hate the government AND capitalism now

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: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

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Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?

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Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases

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File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?

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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects

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Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone >We make love >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vxccHmNS ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:07:40 No.491058926 53 KB JPG Of 12/10/24(Tue)14:10:14 No.491059142 The Lion of Damascus Anonymous (ID: aP760siL) + >>491058926 (OP) >"slap his ass as i walk into the kitchen" >"mornin', honey. what's for breakfast?" Anonymous (ID: p+Yi4iql) 12/10/24(Tue)14:11:33 No.491059256 >>491058926 (OP) >assad looking like a normal guy instead of some bloodthirsty monster idk, seems like a good bloke after all Anonymous (ID: +0LspX1z) Camel Toe of Damascus. 12/10/24(Tue)14:48:48 No.491062440 Why that n---- tuckin his pee pee back?

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