⠀ Anonymous (ID: 3pTpTID9 12/11/24(Wed)08:42:00 No.491139341 It's okay. They called me guilty too. 175 KB JPG >look up from phone >be me, poor as f--- >in my wage cage behind a McDonald's counter >slow day, just browsing Reddit on my phone >see they have a bounty for the ceo killer >60k or some s--- >s--- you not, it's the guy >call 911 >cops swarm the place >man is arrested >get called an American hero by NYPD >ask about reward money >"Oh you needed to call the tip line" >what the f--- >lose job at McDonald's due to death threats and harassment >understand why Luigi did it >gonna be homeless since living paycheck to paycheck and now no one will hire me due to my image >takes out a loan for a bulldozer and loads car full of scrap metal Bros I think I hate the government AND capitalism now

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1161px x 1725px)

File size: 320 KB

: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

View All 44,082 Images

More:

We need a new dawn of war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

Pin

The right autist in the wrong place? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)19:04:03 No.696237364 Gordon-Freeman-Half-Life-Portrait-1-3522175478.jpg 53 KB JPG >is non-verbal >walks, stands, and kills (repetitive movements) >stacks objects to progress >fixated on science and is a MIT graduate So is he canonically autistic?

Pin

Anon Nootices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hzvGQPKG >>491091484 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 07:49:08 No.491094654 >be shooter luigi don greaseball >family f----- over by the system >fight the man >system puts out reward for reporting luigi don greaseball >NPC reports luigi don greaseball to the man >NPC asks for his payment >also f----- over by system many such cases

Pin

Anon disagrees with how the world is going | /r/Greentext

File: 20181205-181205a.png (14 KB, 739x481) Transição religiosa no Brasil: 1940-2032 10 10 50 40 Cadi M 201 10 27 34 40 82 Π 713 SAB Font: BGE 1940 a 2010 projeções para 2002 +2033 Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)22:34:21 No. 17338593 >>17338595 >>17338610 >be progressive catholic >feel the church must focus more on the poor >creates a theology out of it >your ideals dominate most of the latin American church for decades >have unironically marxist priests >catholicism decline, gets replaced by pentecostalism >tf the country gets less than 50% catholic >evangelicals are predicted to surpass catholics by 2030 >evangelicalism is more common among the poor, brown people, despite being more conservative Is Traditionalisn the only way to revive Catholicism in Latin America?

Pin

Anon Is Going To The Zoo (How About You?) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

Pin

Anon purports a simulation theory | /r/Greentext

YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects

Pin

You already know ( ) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone >We make love >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual

Pin

Tame the Lion | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vxccHmNS ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:07:40 No.491058926 53 KB JPG Of 12/10/24(Tue)14:10:14 No.491059142 The Lion of Damascus Anonymous (ID: aP760siL) + >>491058926 (OP) >"slap his ass as i walk into the kitchen" >"mornin', honey. what's for breakfast?" Anonymous (ID: p+Yi4iql) 12/10/24(Tue)14:11:33 No.491059256 >>491058926 (OP) >assad looking like a normal guy instead of some bloodthirsty monster idk, seems like a good bloke after all Anonymous (ID: +0LspX1z) Camel Toe of Damascus. 12/10/24(Tue)14:48:48 No.491062440 Why that n---- tuckin his pee pee back?

Pin

What's my race again? | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: AZ+k2f9L ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/10/24(Tue)14:50:42 No.491062607 Is there a reason Italians and Jews often look quite similar? 771 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: K8dW9cpm ) >>491062607 (OP) Thanks for the insult 12/10/24(Tue)14:52:04 No.491062710

Pin

Die and Dash | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: pKUc2gAm)! >>491063131 (OP) It's so easy in America. >I get hospital bill >I don't pay it >nothing happens Based. Free Healthcare 12/10/24(Tue)14:59:35 No.491063358

Pin

Anon is expert on Geopolitics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>63009946 # >Vatniggers be like 12/10/24(Tue)20:04:49 No.63010206 >NOOO YOU ARE LETTING CHRISTIAN MURDERING ISLAMISTS TAKE OVER SYRIA!!!! >NOOO WHY YOU LET ISRAEL DESTROY THE WEAPONS THEY CAN USE TO KILL CHRISTIANS! F--- you n----.

Pin

Who's your pick? | /r/Greentext

The last vidya character you played as must defeat Kira The last vidya character you p(...) 000 12/01/24(Sun)03:01:19 No.696024149 1701668435436530.png 460 KB PNG >merely being immune to the death note is not enough; you must be able to pinpoint that Yagami Light is Kira >destroying a gigantic area in hopes of getting him in collateral damage is also not a win, it must be targeted >your character's universe is merged with Light's, so your character gets help from the supporting cast but Kira still controls all world governments and public organizations (including any organization from your character's universe) Well? Can they do it?

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon hates the government now | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

⠀ Anonymous (ID: 3pTpTID9 12/11/24(Wed)08:42:00 No.491139341 It's okay. They called me guilty too. 175 KB JPG >look up from phone >be me, poor as f--- >in my wage cage behind a McDonald's counter >slow day, just browsing Reddit on my phone >see they have a bounty for the ceo killer >60k or some s--- >s--- you not, it's the guy >call 911 >cops swarm the place >man is arrested >get called an American hero by NYPD >ask about reward money >"Oh you needed to call the tip line" >what the f--- >lose job at McDonald's due to death threats and harassment >understand why Luigi did it >gonna be homeless since living paycheck to paycheck and now no one will hire me due to my image >takes out a loan for a bulldozer and loads car full of scrap metal Bros I think I hate the government AND capitalism now

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

76 views (76 from today)

Uploaded Dec 11, 2024 at 11:21AM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/967/073/d4f.jpeg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson depicting an image of the CEO and the gunman.

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter meme.

Luigi Mangione UHC CEO Shooter

Busty Aunt Cass meme from Big Hero 6.

Busty Aunt Cass

Assad Must Go meme format depicting Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad.

Assad Must Go