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4 h 54 : Anonymous 41 KB JPG 95% 07/03/22(Sun)15:55:09 No.881336593 > Computer: Activate formal recording protocol: Crew Disciplinary Hearing, authorising officer Provisional Commander Chakotay, Federation Starship Voyager. > Formal recording protocol "Crew Disciplinary Hearing" is now active. Internal sensors are now recording all proceedings in this compartment at maximum resolution and sampling rate; all recordings will be preserved immutably. Please state persons present and their role in these proceedings. > Provisional Commander Chakotay, Hearing Chair; Lieutenant Tuvok, Investigating Officer; Crewman Third Class Anon, Subject of Proceedings; Ensign Kim, representative appointed for Crewman Anon. > Verified, Lieutenant Tuvok: please read out your investigative summary. > This investigation was originally of a non-disciplinary nature intended to correlate the energy expended by the ship's holodecks with individual crew members to determine the necessity of a rationing system to ensure a suitable distribution of non-essential entertainment resources. This was carried out by a junior officer in the Engineering department. Due to the unusually high use of the holodecks by crewman Anon, his programs were reviewed in more detail, and on observing individual file names, the officer made me aware of the situation, and I commenced a disciplinary investigation concerned with possible breaches of the Starfleet Code of Conduct, in particular, Section 3, Subsection 2, Regulation 3.2.C concerning the prohibition on the production of lewd material featuring serving members of Starfleet. > In particular, this hearing is concerned with holodeck files: > "MommydomJaneway_straightshota" > "LoliDom JanewayRampage" > "DuraniumChastityCage" > "Janeways ToiletSlave" > ...and numerous variations thereof. > Subsequent discoveries of relevance are custom replicator files: > "LoliJanewayCunnyCheese (focaccia)" > "TheCaptainsGrool(37C)" > "Special ChocolatePudding" 1 Donly View Thread ||| O <

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