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File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』 ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。 広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、 伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?
File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』 ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。 広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、 伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?

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Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?
Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?

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Anon finds true video game representation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.
Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.

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A harrowing tale of love and loss | /r/Greentext

File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

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Should we check in on Anon or we good? | /r/Greentext

Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...
Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...

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Car is stored in the road | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you
Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you

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Anon's cause is lost | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!
Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!

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Anon on Star Wars names | /r/Greentext

>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe
>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe

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Are they really like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god
Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.
Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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The Funniest German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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Divine Wind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.
Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.

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The Bald Manlet's Triumph | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?
: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anon has reached peak commedy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?
Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Waiter! Waiter! More pirate movies please! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING
Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anon thinks Asia's theaters are better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #
Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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Anon Dislikes Japan | /r/Greentext

Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.
Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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Anybody know how I can join this group? | /r/Greentext

>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com
>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com

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Avocados are the good kind of fat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:11 No.102400865 >fat32 549 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:56 No. 102400874 >exfat 35 KB JPG >>102401292 # >>102401434 # >>102402476 # >>102404812 #
Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:11 No.102400865 >fat32 549 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:56 No. 102400874 >exfat 35 KB JPG >>102401292 # >>102401434 # >>102402476 # >>102404812 #

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Anon learns history | /r/Greentext

File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.
File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.

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