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Balls may have been tripped. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It's happening... CHEERS TO ALL THE FOLKS WHO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE 126 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)00:41:19 No.934564908 >to much spiritual discomfort and self sacrifice DJT has successfully infiltrated THE elite p--- ring >a project which has spanned over THIRTY years >along with loyal patriots HE has been biding his time waiting for THIS perfect moment >more that half of Hollywood and Democrat elites have been linked and will be facing immediate and public execution >the storm is HERE and it WON'T be pretty for traitors and pedophiles 6 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>934564908 (OP) # F--- off, schizo : Anonymous >>934565079 # View Thread 05/16/25(Fri)00:59:12 No.934565100 05/16/25(Fri)01:00:04 No.934565111 Pretty good since you were just tripping balls and that actually didn't happen.
Anonymous It's happening... CHEERS TO ALL THE FOLKS WHO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH IN THE AGE OF INFORMATION IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE 126 KB JPG 05/16/25(Fri)00:41:19 No.934564908 >to much spiritual discomfort and self sacrifice DJT has successfully infiltrated THE elite p--- ring >a project which has spanned over THIRTY years >along with loyal patriots HE has been biding his time waiting for THIS perfect moment >more that half of Hollywood and Democrat elites have been linked and will be facing immediate and public execution >the storm is HERE and it WON'T be pretty for traitors and pedophiles 6 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>934564908 (OP) # F--- off, schizo : Anonymous >>934565079 # View Thread 05/16/25(Fri)00:59:12 No.934565100 05/16/25(Fri)01:00:04 No.934565111 Pretty good since you were just tripping balls and that actually didn't happen.

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Anon will never afford a house | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: mp0Hvl25) 05/15/25(Thu)20:49:01 No.60364886 >look up houses online >can't afford any of them 443 KB JPG
⠀ Anonymous (ID: mp0Hvl25) 05/15/25(Thu)20:49:01 No.60364886 >look up houses online >can't afford any of them 443 KB JPG

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Anon discovers his company is IP banned | /r/Greentext

File: Julius.jpg (46 KB, 434x516) Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:51:34 No.934524445 >>934524697 >>934524722 >>934524911 >go on 4chan during lunch break >company IP is banned >check what its banned for >its a log post >mfw someone at my company is a logposter >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:02:36 No.934524697 Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:04:21 No.934524722 >>934524902 >>934524445 (OP) It's just one guy >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:11:28 No.934524902 File: meds.png (550 KB, 1138x640) >>934524722 It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's cl on guy all one guy
File: Julius.jpg (46 KB, 434x516) Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)17:51:34 No.934524445 >>934524697 >>934524722 >>934524911 >go on 4chan during lunch break >company IP is banned >check what its banned for >its a log post >mfw someone at my company is a logposter >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:02:36 No.934524697 Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:04:21 No.934524722 >>934524902 >>934524445 (OP) It's just one guy >> Anonymous 05/14/25(Wed)18:11:28 No.934524902 File: meds.png (550 KB, 1138x640) >>934524722 It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's all one guy. It's cl on guy all one guy

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Tsk, Japan.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous VIOLENT INCELS BODYSLAM WOMEN (...) 136 KB JPG W-- 05/14/25(Wed) 23:56:48 No.81170446 https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/07/wome n-body-slammed-terrifying-trend-spr eading-across-london-23034187/ >Butsukari otoko is a trend originating in Japan, and translates to 'bumping man'. It started with men ramming into woman in busy train stations, but has since spread outside of stations into streets and, now, into other countries. The attacker 'gets off' on feeling superior to the victim, who is often left shaken and injured after the incident. These are a F------ assaults! You can't F------ do this and get away with it! 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous VIOLENT INCELS BODYSLAM WOMEN (...) 136 KB JPG W-- 05/14/25(Wed) 23:56:48 No.81170446 https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/07/wome n-body-slammed-terrifying-trend-spr eading-across-london-23034187/ >Butsukari otoko is a trend originating in Japan, and translates to 'bumping man'. It started with men ramming into woman in busy train stations, but has since spread outside of stations into streets and, now, into other countries. The attacker 'gets off' on feeling superior to the victim, who is often left shaken and injured after the incident. These are a F------ assaults! You can't F------ do this and get away with it! 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon Likes Xavier: Renegade Angel | /r/Greentext

File: XRA.jpg (191 KB, 2000x1125) >>207796998 >>207797043 >>207797097 ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:47:47 No.207796974 >>207798513 >>207801506 >>207802519 >>207802670 >>207803761 >>207805425 >>207807633 >you slumber, a cucumber ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:49:56 No.207796998 >>207797079 >>207798403 >>207796974 (OP). >Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:55:21 No.207797051 ► You catch up on some zeds you get outta my heads ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:57:54 No.207797079 >>207797101 >>207796998 >I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed. ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 19:00:40 No.207797101 ► >>207797079 >You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)20:50:07 No.207798403 >>207796998 >Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Anonymous 01/11/25 (Sat)20:58:38 No.207798484 ► >looks like it was arson >no, it was MY son Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)22:55:21 No.207799912 I'm saving myself for marriage, or at least consent ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)23:27:07 No.207800310 ► Succotash, succotash, win some cash! (noise effects) >> ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)00:53:51 No.207801478 Say what you want about my mom but lay off the soup ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)03:56:54 No.207805038 >I need some of that disease you guys invented >"crack?" >no, the other one >"AIDS?" >that's the spice Always gets me ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)06:04:03 No.207807620 >>207812947 >Mommy are you okay? >Yeah they're just giving me the heimlich maneuver >All six of those guys?
File: XRA.jpg (191 KB, 2000x1125) >>207796998 >>207797043 >>207797097 ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:47:47 No.207796974 >>207798513 >>207801506 >>207802519 >>207802670 >>207803761 >>207805425 >>207807633 >you slumber, a cucumber ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:49:56 No.207796998 >>207797079 >>207798403 >>207796974 (OP). >Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:55:21 No.207797051 ► You catch up on some zeds you get outta my heads ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 18:57:54 No.207797079 >>207797101 >>207796998 >I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed. ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 19:00:40 No.207797101 ► >>207797079 >You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)20:50:07 No.207798403 >>207796998 >Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Anonymous 01/11/25 (Sat)20:58:38 No.207798484 ► >looks like it was arson >no, it was MY son Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)22:55:21 No.207799912 I'm saving myself for marriage, or at least consent ☐ Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)23:27:07 No.207800310 ► Succotash, succotash, win some cash! (noise effects) >> ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)00:53:51 No.207801478 Say what you want about my mom but lay off the soup ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)03:56:54 No.207805038 >I need some of that disease you guys invented >"crack?" >no, the other one >"AIDS?" >that's the spice Always gets me ☐ Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)06:04:03 No.207807620 >>207812947 >Mommy are you okay? >Yeah they're just giving me the heimlich maneuver >All six of those guys?

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Space wizard bs | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Work in the control room on Yavin >Find out about an Imperial superweapon >It immediately bodies Scarif, Jedha, and Alderaan >It shows up at Yavin >ffffffffffuck.jpg >Every fighter you've got is destroyed except the f------ new guy >Some dumb redneck kid with a mullet who just showed up yesterday >Heard him bragging about shooting rats in the briefing room >He turns off his targeting computer >MFW
>Be me >Work in the control room on Yavin >Find out about an Imperial superweapon >It immediately bodies Scarif, Jedha, and Alderaan >It shows up at Yavin >ffffffffffuck.jpg >Every fighter you've got is destroyed except the f------ new guy >Some dumb redneck kid with a mullet who just showed up yesterday >Heard him bragging about shooting rats in the briefing room >He turns off his targeting computer >MFW

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First grader angry about a priori reasoning | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG 15/05/2025, 10:38:46 > my first day of first grade No.89793712 > teacher pulls up a slide of different shapes > "a triangle is a 3 sided shape" > hear a loud sigh > everyone turns round > kid at back of class sits his cigar down > shouts in a deep voice > "but where is the proof, miss, the PROOF?" > confusion.exe > teacher stutters "it is the definition of a triangle.." >mfw
Anonymous 5 KB PNG 15/05/2025, 10:38:46 > my first day of first grade No.89793712 > teacher pulls up a slide of different shapes > "a triangle is a 3 sided shape" > hear a loud sigh > everyone turns round > kid at back of class sits his cigar down > shouts in a deep voice > "but where is the proof, miss, the PROOF?" > confusion.exe > teacher stutters "it is the definition of a triangle.." >mfw

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How do Anon fix himself? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:31:59 No.81170477 I'm straight but I can't get rid of my gay r--- fantasies. Nothing turns me on as much as being forced to submit to a better male. But what I truly want is a trad relationship with a submissive female. How do I fix my thoughts? 05/15/25(Thu)12:33:48 No.81170491 05/15/25(Thu)12:35:05 No.81170497 171 KB JPG >>81170634 # >>81170477 (OP) # >How do I fix my thoughts? Have r--- fantasies about women instead
: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous 05/15/25(Thu)12:31:59 No.81170477 I'm straight but I can't get rid of my gay r--- fantasies. Nothing turns me on as much as being forced to submit to a better male. But what I truly want is a trad relationship with a submissive female. How do I fix my thoughts? 05/15/25(Thu)12:33:48 No.81170491 05/15/25(Thu)12:35:05 No.81170497 171 KB JPG >>81170634 # >>81170477 (OP) # >How do I fix my thoughts? Have r--- fantasies about women instead

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Today has been quite a day, hasn't it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard
Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard

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Anon is rich | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ckCEKjHs) 05/14/25(Wed)18:40:26 No.60359670 1694913437549457.png 663 KB PNG >900k NW >doesn't matter because my gym waifu will never notice me
Anonymous (ID: ckCEKjHs) 05/14/25(Wed)18:40:26 No.60359670 1694913437549457.png 663 KB PNG >900k NW >doesn't matter because my gym waifu will never notice me

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Why is it like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat) 15:42:32 No.709388443 1610244512686.jpg 30 KB JPG >Films have unapologetically had sensual sex scenes between a man and a women who love each other for decades now >Games have to tip toe around the subject despite becoming more 'mature' and surpassing movies Why?
Anonymous 05/10/25(Sat) 15:42:32 No.709388443 1610244512686.jpg 30 KB JPG >Films have unapologetically had sensual sex scenes between a man and a women who love each other for decades now >Games have to tip toe around the subject despite becoming more 'mature' and surpassing movies Why?

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Anon is a major in biology | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How can i escape from this? 319 KB JPG 05/15/25(Thu)02:25:32 No.33060239 > depressed >goon all the time >reading, watching and listening to p---. > failing college >broke ass bitch >majoring in biology >tries studying >sees female reproductive system or anything related to "female" phrase >turns on >beat my meat to it >tires me, get to sleep Guys help me, how should I get out of this goonhole?
Anonymous How can i escape from this? 319 KB JPG 05/15/25(Thu)02:25:32 No.33060239 > depressed >goon all the time >reading, watching and listening to p---. > failing college >broke ass bitch >majoring in biology >tries studying >sees female reproductive system or anything related to "female" phrase >turns on >beat my meat to it >tires me, get to sleep Guys help me, how should I get out of this goonhole?

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Anon blames his parents. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How did you parents fail you? 05/14/25(Wed)05:57:39 No.81162127 POV: The HR lady who majored in psychology at a no-name school in Florida is about to throw your resume in the trash anne-hathaway-zoom-10.jpg 45 KB JPG Things my parents did to make sure I became an incel loser: >Kept moving towns because of their narcissism so I was always the weird new kid while the other kids already had friend groups established >Let me stay inside my room all day instead of forcing me to go outside and meet people/play sports to improve my social skills and confidence >Didn't make me get a job at 14 like other kids, damaging my career prospects and social development further 25 Replies/1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous How did you parents fail you? 05/14/25(Wed)05:57:39 No.81162127 POV: The HR lady who majored in psychology at a no-name school in Florida is about to throw your resume in the trash anne-hathaway-zoom-10.jpg 45 KB JPG Things my parents did to make sure I became an incel loser: >Kept moving towns because of their narcissism so I was always the weird new kid while the other kids already had friend groups established >Let me stay inside my room all day instead of forcing me to go outside and meet people/play sports to improve my social skills and confidence >Didn't make me get a job at 14 like other kids, damaging my career prospects and social development further 25 Replies/1 Image View Thread

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anon dating a latina | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/14/25(Wed)15:34:47 No.934505744 >be me >dating latina >extremely emotionally needy >says she is spiritual not religious but believes in the Bible, God, Jesus, all that s--- >also believes in tarot cards, moon energy, angels and demons, horoscopes, archangels, "karmics" and "twin flames" and other stuff idek how to describe >gets really buttmad if I try to have a discussion about this stuff that isn't just me completely agreeing with her What am I dealing with here? What kind of personality disorder is this? Serious responses appreciated
Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/14/25(Wed)15:34:47 No.934505744 >be me >dating latina >extremely emotionally needy >says she is spiritual not religious but believes in the Bible, God, Jesus, all that s--- >also believes in tarot cards, moon energy, angels and demons, horoscopes, archangels, "karmics" and "twin flames" and other stuff idek how to describe >gets really buttmad if I try to have a discussion about this stuff that isn't just me completely agreeing with her What am I dealing with here? What kind of personality disorder is this? Serious responses appreciated

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Goondrawal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Smartfags pls explain 336 KB GIF >do no fap 05/14/25(Wed)01:22:34 No.81160551 >bed time >kind of sleepy >start gooning >get sleepy and nearly fall asleep a couple times >keep going and coom >heart rate becomes elevated >can't fall asleep now >day 2 sleep like a baby no issues >day 4+ toss and turn all night Why is this happening? 5 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 05/14/25(Wed)01:24:41 No.81160560 I would explain, but you called me a "smartfag"! Figure it out for yourself!
Anonymous Smartfags pls explain 336 KB GIF >do no fap 05/14/25(Wed)01:22:34 No.81160551 >bed time >kind of sleepy >start gooning >get sleepy and nearly fall asleep a couple times >keep going and coom >heart rate becomes elevated >can't fall asleep now >day 2 sleep like a baby no issues >day 4+ toss and turn all night Why is this happening? 5 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 05/14/25(Wed)01:24:41 No.81160560 I would explain, but you called me a "smartfag"! Figure it out for yourself!

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anon does not like blippi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous fine 13 KB JPG 05/14/25(Wed) 17:52:07 No.934503854 >be me >lying sick on the couch coughing every 5 seconds >cant stand up to do anything cause my ribs hurt when i stand and walk >sucks.jpg >sisters walk into living room >they do it all the time so it's >they switch the tv on >put blippi's new animated tv show on >it's this episode about him wondering why people burp >*5 or so minutes of blippi and his friends running around asking things with his magical blippimobile* >they get into this guys body using tiny powers >the guy starts coughing >blippi goes "he's coughing up a stooooorm!!" >they all rush out of there laughing and cheering like it's a fun pastime to go do with your friends >even the guy coughing starts laughing a little bit >they're still happy and laughing ad blippi says "now i know why people burp!" >all my half asleep mind took from it was "hey kids, coughing isn't that bad, it's actually a fun little game you can play with your friends and it's fun!" f--- you animated blippi. f--- you and your softly shaped animated friends. i know there only exists a 100 day cough but i hope doctors discover a 500 year cough and the reason why they know it exists is because you have it. c---.
Anonymous fine 13 KB JPG 05/14/25(Wed) 17:52:07 No.934503854 >be me >lying sick on the couch coughing every 5 seconds >cant stand up to do anything cause my ribs hurt when i stand and walk >sucks.jpg >sisters walk into living room >they do it all the time so it's >they switch the tv on >put blippi's new animated tv show on >it's this episode about him wondering why people burp >*5 or so minutes of blippi and his friends running around asking things with his magical blippimobile* >they get into this guys body using tiny powers >the guy starts coughing >blippi goes "he's coughing up a stooooorm!!" >they all rush out of there laughing and cheering like it's a fun pastime to go do with your friends >even the guy coughing starts laughing a little bit >they're still happy and laughing ad blippi says "now i know why people burp!" >all my half asleep mind took from it was "hey kids, coughing isn't that bad, it's actually a fun little game you can play with your friends and it's fun!" f--- you animated blippi. f--- you and your softly shaped animated friends. i know there only exists a 100 day cough but i hope doctors discover a 500 year cough and the reason why they know it exists is because you have it. c---.

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