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: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)21:22:40 No.349856218 1554580032720.png 382 KB PNG >haven't played tf2 in a few weeks >get connected >notice something >my loadouts are f----- >cosmetics and weapons missing >majority of my taunts gone >investigate >every single piece of tradeable items are gone >look at trade offers >trade history >obvious bot account had been "gifted" my items >never got a notification on my phone for the trade Over seventy f------ dollars gone My trading career is f-----
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)21:22:40 No.349856218 1554580032720.png 382 KB PNG >haven't played tf2 in a few weeks >get connected >notice something >my loadouts are f----- >cosmetics and weapons missing >majority of my taunts gone >investigate >every single piece of tradeable items are gone >look at trade offers >trade history >obvious bot account had been "gifted" my items >never got a notification on my phone for the trade Over seventy f------ dollars gone My trading career is f-----

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I think you'll understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)15:48:50 No.65207096 >girl tries to hold hands >realizes I don't know how to hold hands >l panic >freeze up >don't remember what happened 489 KB JPG afterwards >just remember hearing "haha no anon not like that let me show you" >dont remember anything afterwards FUUUCKKKKKK FUCJKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK GUCKKKKKKK FUCKKKKK FUCKKKKFUCKKKK FUCKKKK FUCKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK FJCKKKKK FUCKCKXKKKKKK IMAGINE GOING THROUGH THIS TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AND NOT EVEN REMEMBERING WHAT IT FELT LIKE. WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN? FUCKKKKKKKKK
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)15:48:50 No.65207096 >girl tries to hold hands >realizes I don't know how to hold hands >l panic >freeze up >don't remember what happened 489 KB JPG afterwards >just remember hearing "haha no anon not like that let me show you" >dont remember anything afterwards FUUUCKKKKKK FUCJKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK GUCKKKKKKK FUCKKKKK FUCKKKKFUCKKKK FUCKKKK FUCKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK FJCKKKKK FUCKCKXKKKKKK IMAGINE GOING THROUGH THIS TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AND NOT EVEN REMEMBERING WHAT IT FELT LIKE. WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN? FUCKKKKKKKKK

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A Cunning Plan | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets in trouble with the police | /r/Greentext


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Anon eats one to many snicker bars | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets help from hooman | /r/Greentext

File: baby-sea-turtle-loggerhea(.).jpg (127 KB, 900x506) O Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)11:12:05 No.50828100 >>50828498 >>50828567 >be turtle egg >mum lays me and f---- right off >hatch.rar >where the f--- am i >what the f--- is this >watch my brothers and sisters run towards the water >guessillfollow.pdf >big-ass flying things come down >take some of my brothers and sisters away >wtfwtfwtf >more of those f------ come >more brothers and sisters dead >fuckfuckfuck >crawl towards water as fast as my tiny ass limbs let me >bird coming at me >thisisit.jpg >suddenly bird turns away and leaves >see even bigger monkey with little hair >picks me up >go towards water super fast >kisses me and drops me off at shore >pulls out metal rectangle and takes selfie with me >leaves >am free, can go home >find mum >forever thankful to upright monkey >thanks monkey i love you pic related Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)11:48:37 No.50828498 >>50828100 (OP) Don't forget to include me in the screenshot f-----
File: baby-sea-turtle-loggerhea(.).jpg (127 KB, 900x506) O Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)11:12:05 No.50828100 >>50828498 >>50828567 >be turtle egg >mum lays me and f---- right off >hatch.rar >where the f--- am i >what the f--- is this >watch my brothers and sisters run towards the water >guessillfollow.pdf >big-ass flying things come down >take some of my brothers and sisters away >wtfwtfwtf >more of those f------ come >more brothers and sisters dead >fuckfuckfuck >crawl towards water as fast as my tiny ass limbs let me >bird coming at me >thisisit.jpg >suddenly bird turns away and leaves >see even bigger monkey with little hair >picks me up >go towards water super fast >kisses me and drops me off at shore >pulls out metal rectangle and takes selfie with me >leaves >am free, can go home >find mum >forever thankful to upright monkey >thanks monkey i love you pic related Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)11:48:37 No.50828498 >>50828100 (OP) Don't forget to include me in the screenshot f-----

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Anon’s autism kills doge | /r/Greentext

>>851607858 (OP) # >be me >huge autist >rode on my dog's back as a kid >not too hard so i don't kill him >felt like a cowboy 8 KB JPG >10 years later >he's old >he's arthritis ridden >his hind legs don't work anymore >he falls down all the time >mfw it's basically my fault >mfw my parents decide to put him down >another 10 years later >post about it on this dumbass board >first time l've told anyone >mfw basically murdered my dog and no one knows >851608722 # >>851610240 # >>851610720 # >>851611547 # >851612244 # >>851614401 # >>851615602 # >>851617265 # E Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)20:49:36 No.8516087: >>851608516 # >10 years later F------ retard, he was just an old dog. Stop being so f------ retarded, dogs having issues with joints is common as f---, especially in older dogs. Now f--- off back to highschool
>>851607858 (OP) # >be me >huge autist >rode on my dog's back as a kid >not too hard so i don't kill him >felt like a cowboy 8 KB JPG >10 years later >he's old >he's arthritis ridden >his hind legs don't work anymore >he falls down all the time >mfw it's basically my fault >mfw my parents decide to put him down >another 10 years later >post about it on this dumbass board >first time l've told anyone >mfw basically murdered my dog and no one knows >851608722 # >>851610240 # >>851610720 # >>851611547 # >851612244 # >>851614401 # >>851615602 # >>851617265 # E Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)20:49:36 No.8516087: >>851608516 # >10 years later F------ retard, he was just an old dog. Stop being so f------ retarded, dogs having issues with joints is common as f---, especially in older dogs. Now f--- off back to highschool

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Anon Has Friends | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)03:18 No.82949026 File 1294042721340 jpg-(29 KB, 303x293, 1293692004334.jpg) >go to friends house >he has a humidifier >pour two liter of rootbeer into it >leave
O Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)03:18 No.82949026 File 1294042721340 jpg-(29 KB, 303x293, 1293692004334.jpg) >go to friends house >he has a humidifier >pour two liter of rootbeer into it >leave

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Anon is new at the gym | /r/Greentext

>>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros
>>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros

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Lowered Expectations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:28:14 No.65200693 >uni had a literal 100% acceptance rate this year for whatever reason >had 72% acceptance rate when I was accepted 3 years ago >was an unbelievably comfy campus >now there are literally thousands of 21 KB JPG zoomers flooding every crevice of the school Why the f--- are zoomers so god damn insufferable
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:28:14 No.65200693 >uni had a literal 100% acceptance rate this year for whatever reason >had 72% acceptance rate when I was accepted 3 years ago >was an unbelievably comfy campus >now there are literally thousands of 21 KB JPG zoomers flooding every crevice of the school Why the f--- are zoomers so god damn insufferable

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Anon gets the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:11:05 No.862191265 >get vaccinated >ankles immediately swell up >top of feet swell up >heart often racing >random joints ache and swell up >frequent headaches when I never had them before 160 KB JPG >five months later, nothing has changed Is this permanent? I would have rather gotten covid and gotten over it than this. | : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:12:45 No.862191330 >>862191422 # >>862191532 # : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:12:45 No.862191331 : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:13:58 No.862191388 >>862191265 (OP) # you literally just described obesity, are you even trying? >>862191562%#3
: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:11:05 No.862191265 >get vaccinated >ankles immediately swell up >top of feet swell up >heart often racing >random joints ache and swell up >frequent headaches when I never had them before 160 KB JPG >five months later, nothing has changed Is this permanent? I would have rather gotten covid and gotten over it than this. | : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:12:45 No.862191330 >>862191422 # >>862191532 # : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:12:45 No.862191331 : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:13:58 No.862191388 >>862191265 (OP) # you literally just described obesity, are you even trying? >>862191562%#3

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Anon Hates Aluminum | /r/Greentext

File : 1323232256 jpg-(15 KB, 250x250, 250px-Aluminium.jpg) O Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)23:30:56 No.366702395 Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting s--- to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.
File : 1323232256 jpg-(15 KB, 250x250, 250px-Aluminium.jpg) O Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)23:30:56 No.366702395 Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting s--- to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.

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A Tale as Old as Time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)23:00:15 No.65199957 >go on date with girl >really fun, both have a good time >she keeps saying we should hang out again and that i should "visit her at work" (she works at target which is where we met) >asks for a hug at the end of the date 135 KB PNG >fast forward >ghosted Why does this happen so much?
: Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)23:00:15 No.65199957 >go on date with girl >really fun, both have a good time >she keeps saying we should hang out again and that i should "visit her at work" (she works at target which is where we met) >asks for a hug at the end of the date 135 KB PNG >fast forward >ghosted Why does this happen so much?

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Anon is a sigma male | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 0130/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] Please be patient I have autism >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women
Anonymous 0130/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] Please be patient I have autism >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women

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