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Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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Anonymous Why people hate balding men? 8 KB JPG confident" 11/27/24(Wed)09:48:29 No.79583883 >Be male >Be balding >Start looking for solutions because you don't want to lose your hair >"Anon, shave, embrace the baldness" >"Anon, you cannot change nature, just shave it off" >"Medicine won't work. You are not >"Men who clings on to their hair are pathetic" >"Life is a bitch. Deal with it" >Be another male >Start thinking you were born a different gender >"Yes anon 2, from now on, you are anonette:)" >"Take those estrogen skittles lady" >"Harry Potter is le bad" Why is Male 1 told to accept their loss of hair whilst Male 2 gets encouraged to undergo permanent body morph instead of sticking to crossdressing like everyone else? Why does society hate on people that don't want to lose hair but entirely sympathetic to people born in a wrong body? We should support both issues equally. Where are anti balding research centers?
Anonymous Why people hate balding men? 8 KB JPG confident" 11/27/24(Wed)09:48:29 No.79583883 >Be male >Be balding >Start looking for solutions because you don't want to lose your hair >"Anon, shave, embrace the baldness" >"Anon, you cannot change nature, just shave it off" >"Medicine won't work. You are not >"Men who clings on to their hair are pathetic" >"Life is a bitch. Deal with it" >Be another male >Start thinking you were born a different gender >"Yes anon 2, from now on, you are anonette:)" >"Take those estrogen skittles lady" >"Harry Potter is le bad" Why is Male 1 told to accept their loss of hair whilst Male 2 gets encouraged to undergo permanent body morph instead of sticking to crossdressing like everyone else? Why does society hate on people that don't want to lose hair but entirely sympathetic to people born in a wrong body? We should support both issues equally. Where are anti balding research centers?

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File: IMG_0089.png (466 KB, 800x694) Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:12 No.695799251 >>695800284 >>695800617 >>695802960 >>695803097 >>695803474 >We love Leon, don't we folks? >>695800048 >>695800097 Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:23:21 No.695800048 >>695800170 >>695800191 >>695800243 >>695800270 >>695800327 >>695800338 >>695800369 >>695800524 >>695800865 >>695800941 >>695801089 >>695801327 >>695801581 >>695801735 >>695801768 >>695801950 >>695802960 >>695803023 >>695804525 >>695799251 (OP) >It is an honor to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected." Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.
File: IMG_0089.png (466 KB, 800x694) Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:12 No.695799251 >>695800284 >>695800617 >>695802960 >>695803097 >>695803474 >We love Leon, don't we folks? >>695800048 >>695800097 Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:23:21 No.695800048 >>695800170 >>695800191 >>695800243 >>695800270 >>695800327 >>695800338 >>695800369 >>695800524 >>695800865 >>695800941 >>695801089 >>695801327 >>695801581 >>695801735 >>695801768 >>695801950 >>695802960 >>695803023 >>695804525 >>695799251 (OP) >It is an honor to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected." Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.

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Red October | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:19:16 No. 78204201 old_man_sunset_by_thelifeinfocus_d5f5g8t-fullview.jpg 99 KB JPG >The 80 year old woman, although she has a family and children who loves her, is still not satisfied as the only thing she truly cares about in this world is trying to reclaim her vanished youthfulness. She has spent decades trying to fight against the march of time with no success and lathers her face in retinol and sunscreen and skin moisturiser, wastes her money booking plastic surgery, botox and filler appointments. None of which will give her her teenage face and skin back. She has become bitter and hateful in her old age. >The 80 year old man, although his skin is weathered, wrinkled and sagged, is happy. He has a family, children and a legacy. Aging does not matter to him, the man knows there is more to life than fleeting looks. : Anonymous >>78204201 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)19:40:53 No.78204371 first woman is that woman if she didnt have a family first woman is the same as the man if she had a family about it
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:19:16 No. 78204201 old_man_sunset_by_thelifeinfocus_d5f5g8t-fullview.jpg 99 KB JPG >The 80 year old woman, although she has a family and children who loves her, is still not satisfied as the only thing she truly cares about in this world is trying to reclaim her vanished youthfulness. She has spent decades trying to fight against the march of time with no success and lathers her face in retinol and sunscreen and skin moisturiser, wastes her money booking plastic surgery, botox and filler appointments. None of which will give her her teenage face and skin back. She has become bitter and hateful in her old age. >The 80 year old man, although his skin is weathered, wrinkled and sagged, is happy. He has a family, children and a legacy. Aging does not matter to him, the man knows there is more to life than fleeting looks. : Anonymous >>78204201 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)19:40:53 No.78204371 first woman is that woman if she didnt have a family first woman is the same as the man if she had a family about it

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Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG my best friend really hard >He blushes feeling flustered >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together I'm not a homosexual I don't want to be a f----- /b/
Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG my best friend really hard >He blushes feeling flustered >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together I'm not a homosexual I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Not fake but gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/
Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Anon isn’t gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.8801048 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend v for a >B org > AOAA EAS a m er Tur > >WA Kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love snugg >It feels nice but I'm a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. ? | b be a f----- /b/
Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.8801048 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend v for a >B org > AOAA EAS a m er Tur > >WA Kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love snugg >It feels nice but I'm a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. ? | b be a f----- /b/

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Anon tricks his mother | /r/Greentext

I outsmarted my mother 11/26/24(Tue)20:42:28 No.79575846 Has 315 KB JPG young >depressed because ugly, mom always says I'm not ugly >Talking with mom about old times >She says she had a guy that was in love with her but she rejected him because people care about looks when they're >I ask quickly: "Was he uglier than me?" >She immediately says no Hahaha, got you mom!
I outsmarted my mother 11/26/24(Tue)20:42:28 No.79575846 Has 315 KB JPG young >depressed because ugly, mom always says I'm not ugly >Talking with mom about old times >She says she had a guy that was in love with her but she rejected him because people care about looks when they're >I ask quickly: "Was he uglier than me?" >She immediately says no Hahaha, got you mom!

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Back to the bargin bin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

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Anon is suspicious | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

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Average poke /v/ Thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:54:13 No.695756995 Defend this. 235 KB PNG Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:55:20 No.695757085 awwww did someone get cheesed on showdown? Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:56:37 No.695757182 >>695756995 (OP) # Gets 1 shot by common move types Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:57:17 No.695757227 >>695756995 (OP) # sex >>695757305 # >>695764226 # >>695769428 # >>695769509 # Anonymous Anonymous 11/27/ 11/27/24(Wed)18:21:12 No.695 >>695756995 (OP) # >Spooky catch method >Spooky ability >Spooky sprite Gen 3 had soul >>695757227 # this... so much this...
: Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:54:13 No.695756995 Defend this. 235 KB PNG Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:55:20 No.695757085 awwww did someone get cheesed on showdown? Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:56:37 No.695757182 >>695756995 (OP) # Gets 1 shot by common move types Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:57:17 No.695757227 >>695756995 (OP) # sex >>695757305 # >>695764226 # >>695769428 # >>695769509 # Anonymous Anonymous 11/27/ 11/27/24(Wed)18:21:12 No.695 >>695756995 (OP) # >Spooky catch method >Spooky ability >Spooky sprite Gen 3 had soul >>695757227 # this... so much this...

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Anon loses to the content farms | /r/Greentext

File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying
File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying

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Brazilian Noticer | /r/Greentext

63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.
63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.

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Anon is terminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)10:42:55 No.927934726 99 KB JPG >read low vitamin d causes cancer >Read you can get VIT d from sun >Sun exposure causes cancer >Stress causes cancer and worrying about getting cancer increases risk of cancer >Sun block full of carcinogens >Guess I'll die then >Mfw
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)10:42:55 No.927934726 99 KB JPG >read low vitamin d causes cancer >Read you can get VIT d from sun >Sun exposure causes cancer >Stress causes cancer and worrying about getting cancer increases risk of cancer >Sun block full of carcinogens >Guess I'll die then >Mfw

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It all makes sense | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +DEHIJ3S 11/26/24(Tue)23:06:14 No.489690283 >>489688385 (OP) # No humanity OK NoHope.jpg 102 KB JPG >Leftoid twitter is filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- >Based musk shows up and sweeps >Seething leftoids flee to bluesky >Bluesky is now filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- Op should see be able to notice the connection...
Anonymous (ID: +DEHIJ3S 11/26/24(Tue)23:06:14 No.489690283 >>489688385 (OP) # No humanity OK NoHope.jpg 102 KB JPG >Leftoid twitter is filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- >Based musk shows up and sweeps >Seething leftoids flee to bluesky >Bluesky is now filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- Op should see be able to notice the connection...

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Honor among kings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)18:49:58 No.205453748 x1080.jpg 324 KB JPG >thank you for winning this minor battle for me, invincible deus ex machina army of invulnerable ghosts. you may f--- off forever now while we go to war for the fate of faerun with like 50 guys Imao. no no, i will not ask you effortlessly defeat the army of literal satan for me because ughhhhh...just go pls Was Aragorn mentally retarded?
: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)18:49:58 No.205453748 x1080.jpg 324 KB JPG >thank you for winning this minor battle for me, invincible deus ex machina army of invulnerable ghosts. you may f--- off forever now while we go to war for the fate of faerun with like 50 guys Imao. no no, i will not ask you effortlessly defeat the army of literal satan for me because ughhhhh...just go pls Was Aragorn mentally retarded?

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>drink caffeine >feel like shit except not heart is racing Awesome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee

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does this really ruin warfare? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No.62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta
Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No.62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta

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Anon doesn't understand Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation
: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation

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