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Femanon posts her husband requirements | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)12:39:56 No.81600773 >>81600798 >>81600802 >>81601708 >>81602090 >>81602205 >>81602231 >>81603098 >>81603375 >>81603421 >>81604367 >>81600648 ive posted them on here before physically >5'7 or more (my height) >bmi under 50, plans on losing weight if on the higher end >not balding, bald is fine but i hate how half a head of hair looks >semi-okay teeth >no extreme cystic acne, would if he's getting it treated non-physical >likes me or would give me a chance >genuinely kind >patient >smart or at least not an idiot >nice interests, they don't have to match up with mine. likes to share them >not a neet or willing to stop being one > little to no romantic or sexual experience >preferably virgin >dates to marry >wants kids
Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)12:39:56 No.81600773 >>81600798 >>81600802 >>81601708 >>81602090 >>81602205 >>81602231 >>81603098 >>81603375 >>81603421 >>81604367 >>81600648 ive posted them on here before physically >5'7 or more (my height) >bmi under 50, plans on losing weight if on the higher end >not balding, bald is fine but i hate how half a head of hair looks >semi-okay teeth >no extreme cystic acne, would if he's getting it treated non-physical >likes me or would give me a chance >genuinely kind >patient >smart or at least not an idiot >nice interests, they don't have to match up with mine. likes to share them >not a neet or willing to stop being one > little to no romantic or sexual experience >preferably virgin >dates to marry >wants kids

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But seriously, why the hell was this part included? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat) 09:53:06 No.16696013 >>166963094 File: 32321111.png (176 KB, 608x352) OFFICER! HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR NO AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE,
Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat) 09:53:06 No.16696013 >>166963094 File: 32321111.png (176 KB, 608x352) OFFICER! HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING A TRAIN ON A YOUNG GIRL DOWN HERE! OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE FAT ONE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, I'M AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR NO AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE,

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

1750510005551680.png (123 KB, 396x385) google yandex iqdb wait SAD PEPE MD University Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)10:16:53 No.4059414- >>40594162 >>40594270 >>40594434 >>40594677 >>40595838 >get visited by demons and shadow people >we have a lot in common, they give me advice on my financial decisions and dating advice, laugh at my jokes, and talk about GTA 6 with me Dave 06/24/25(Tue)15:29:49 No.40595838 >>40595874 1000105204.jpg (126 KB, 677x373) google yandex iqdb wait >>40594145 (OP) Stop doing meth The shadow people should disappear ם ה ▼ >>40596473 Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)15:37:33 No.40595874 >>40595838 why do you want his friends to go away Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)17:17:36 No.40596473 >>40595874 >do meth >have friends >don't do meth >have no friends the choice is clear ப
1750510005551680.png (123 KB, 396x385) google yandex iqdb wait SAD PEPE MD University Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)10:16:53 No.4059414- >>40594162 >>40594270 >>40594434 >>40594677 >>40595838 >get visited by demons and shadow people >we have a lot in common, they give me advice on my financial decisions and dating advice, laugh at my jokes, and talk about GTA 6 with me Dave 06/24/25(Tue)15:29:49 No.40595838 >>40595874 1000105204.jpg (126 KB, 677x373) google yandex iqdb wait >>40594145 (OP) Stop doing meth The shadow people should disappear ם ה ▼ >>40596473 Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)15:37:33 No.40595874 >>40595838 why do you want his friends to go away Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)17:17:36 No.40596473 >>40595874 >do meth >have friends >don't do meth >have no friends the choice is clear ப

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Missing Numbers | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: RrRDHMIU) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/24/25(Tue)17:10:41 No.508623495 121 KB JPG Anyone else warming up to the jews lately? Anonymous (ID: 6eqUDxwk) >>508623495 (OP) No, but my oven is. 06/24/25(Tue)17:11:46 No.508623613
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: RrRDHMIU) ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/24/25(Tue)17:10:41 No.508623495 121 KB JPG Anyone else warming up to the jews lately? Anonymous (ID: 6eqUDxwk) >>508623495 (OP) No, but my oven is. 06/24/25(Tue)17:11:46 No.508623613

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You don't have do poo that | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ujWtaGke) 06/24/25(Tue)16:37:54 No.508620186 >SAARR 405 KB JPG b) C >SAAAARRR!!! >DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE! >THE CODE WAS PROMISED TO US POO-THOUSAND YEARS AGO!
Anonymous (ID: ujWtaGke) 06/24/25(Tue)16:37:54 No.508620186 >SAARR 405 KB JPG b) C >SAAAARRR!!! >DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE! >THE CODE WAS PROMISED TO US POO-THOUSAND YEARS AGO!

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Anon and the evil of humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)00:25:14 No.81599208 570495deb71308770e8555edf44948af.jpg 50 KB JPG >see a squirrel acting unusual near the curb of the road >pull over and inspect squirrel >it's jaw is injured, deep gash from it's mouth to cheek >clearly cant eat or drink so it's been laying here dying >decide to help it even though it might die regardless >move it nearly on the curb, out of the street >drive 3 minutes to store to buy some supplies >come back >someone ran over the squirrel leaving a trail of bloody tire marks on the curb Why? What was the point? Why intentionally drive your car on the curb, f--- your suspension up, to kill a random squirrel? It was 80 degrees, sunny, and a straight 1-mile long road, so there's no way they didn't miss it. Every time I try to do something right someone f---- it all up.
: Anonymous 06/25/25(Wed)00:25:14 No.81599208 570495deb71308770e8555edf44948af.jpg 50 KB JPG >see a squirrel acting unusual near the curb of the road >pull over and inspect squirrel >it's jaw is injured, deep gash from it's mouth to cheek >clearly cant eat or drink so it's been laying here dying >decide to help it even though it might die regardless >move it nearly on the curb, out of the street >drive 3 minutes to store to buy some supplies >come back >someone ran over the squirrel leaving a trail of bloody tire marks on the curb Why? What was the point? Why intentionally drive your car on the curb, f--- your suspension up, to kill a random squirrel? It was 80 degrees, sunny, and a straight 1-mile long road, so there's no way they didn't miss it. Every time I try to do something right someone f---- it all up.

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Dad of the Year | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 0 06/24/25(Tue)14:47:36 No.81600844 1.43 MB PNG >Keeps kids still and quiet in public This invention is really great, actually.
Anonymous 18 0 06/24/25(Tue)14:47:36 No.81600844 1.43 MB PNG >Keeps kids still and quiet in public This invention is really great, actually.

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>Silent Hill >Full of scary noise | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:23:44 No.710220289 >half life >you start with 100hp 36 KB JPG Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:24:46 No.710220359 >>710220289 (OP) # >STALKER >no women 87 KB JPG >>710222753 # Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:27:43 No.710220554 >call of duty >no s------- mechanics 62 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:23:44 No.710220289 >half life >you start with 100hp 36 KB JPG Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:24:46 No.710220359 >>710220289 (OP) # >STALKER >no women 87 KB JPG >>710222753 # Anonymous 05/20/25(Tue)18:27:43 No.710220554 >call of duty >no s------- mechanics 62 KB JPG

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Americanon likes vodka | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: v0x97xfJ) 10/05/22(Wed) 15:16:34 No.16252097 1.07 MB JPG vodka is the best alcohol change my mind >mixes with anything >tasteless, so you're not distracted with odd tastes when you just want to get hammered >colorless, you can put it in a water bottle and people would be none the wise >is not pretentious 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous (ID: v0x97xfJ) 10/05/22(Wed) 15:16:34 No.16252097 1.07 MB JPG vodka is the best alcohol change my mind >mixes with anything >tasteless, so you're not distracted with odd tastes when you just want to get hammered >colorless, you can put it in a water bottle and people would be none the wise >is not pretentious 1 Reply View Thread

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Typical Europoor who doesn't know Phoenix and Arizona | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 06/24/25(Tue) 09:10:39 No.81593717 >boomers will pay $5000 for AC instead of buying a $20 fan Why are they so stupid and careless with money?
: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 06/24/25(Tue) 09:10:39 No.81593717 >boomers will pay $5000 for AC instead of buying a $20 fan Why are they so stupid and careless with money?

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anon is a white collar zoomer | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO file_000000009eb06117ae69a1326a6 (...).png. 1MiB, 1024x1024 J*b Anonymous Fri 20 Jun 2025 10:51:50 No.81551753 What my boss doesn't see >Show up 30 minutes early to goon View Report >Multitask by playing Clash Royale during company calls >My ability to edge while filling out Microsoft Excel sheets >Voluntarily choose not to overpower and r--- every female employee >Give HR work by saying the n----- word every 5 minutes (they would be useless without me) >Flying drones to stalk the female coworkers on their way home What my boss sees >Leaving 3 hours early >My fifth failed drug test >Cool math games on the company computer I'm getting a little tired of this j*b thing desu. My strengths are underutilized and my boss doesn't appreciate me. Thinking about quitting. T. Zoomer who has worked about 3 weeks in his life.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO file_000000009eb06117ae69a1326a6 (...).png. 1MiB, 1024x1024 J*b Anonymous Fri 20 Jun 2025 10:51:50 No.81551753 What my boss doesn't see >Show up 30 minutes early to goon View Report >Multitask by playing Clash Royale during company calls >My ability to edge while filling out Microsoft Excel sheets >Voluntarily choose not to overpower and r--- every female employee >Give HR work by saying the n----- word every 5 minutes (they would be useless without me) >Flying drones to stalk the female coworkers on their way home What my boss sees >Leaving 3 hours early >My fifth failed drug test >Cool math games on the company computer I'm getting a little tired of this j*b thing desu. My strengths are underutilized and my boss doesn't appreciate me. Thinking about quitting. T. Zoomer who has worked about 3 weeks in his life.

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Anon built this in a cave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)07:14:53 No.211914145 ПИК >Supposedly smarter then tony stark >Bites an electric wire >Sells her soul to gain magic powers >Uses new powers to steal What did the writers mean by this? >>211903037 (OP) # >smoke detector beeps
Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)07:14:53 No.211914145 ПИК >Supposedly smarter then tony stark >Bites an electric wire >Sells her soul to gain magic powers >Uses new powers to steal What did the writers mean by this? >>211903037 (OP) # >smoke detector beeps

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Anon didn't think it through | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be you 06/24/25(Tue)03:10:05 No.81596092 >Idiotic, white, 1st world country retard >Ask chat GPT for list of poor countries in your continent >Download Tiktok >Type in the f------ searchbar the description of a woman you seek 774 KB PNG >petite, white, gamer [country name] for the camera >Literally a meat market of women posing >DM her asking if she's interested in travelling to a 1st world country, all expenses covered You're welcome 2 Replies : Anonymous >she doesn't reply >she says no View Thread 06/24/25(Tue)03:12:39 No.81596105 >she only uses you for your money You're welcome.
: Anonymous >Be you 06/24/25(Tue)03:10:05 No.81596092 >Idiotic, white, 1st world country retard >Ask chat GPT for list of poor countries in your continent >Download Tiktok >Type in the f------ searchbar the description of a woman you seek 774 KB PNG >petite, white, gamer [country name] for the camera >Literally a meat market of women posing >DM her asking if she's interested in travelling to a 1st world country, all expenses covered You're welcome 2 Replies : Anonymous >she doesn't reply >she says no View Thread 06/24/25(Tue)03:12:39 No.81596105 >she only uses you for your money You're welcome.

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While Anon's guitar gently weeps | /r/Greentext

5h (06/23/25 17:23) 81592157 81 Re 5 Img JPG 20KB (554 x 554) images (3) (12).jpg 23 Replies Am I the A------? >husband has guitar >he dug it out of a dumpster when he was in high school and repaired it himself >it is super rough looking. But he loves it >i take it without him knowing and take it to a pro to fix it. Costs me $200 >I give it back to him, he says thank you but seems really sad. >he hasn't touched it since. >I thought I was being nice. Guess I can't do anything right fml O
5h (06/23/25 17:23) 81592157 81 Re 5 Img JPG 20KB (554 x 554) images (3) (12).jpg 23 Replies Am I the A------? >husband has guitar >he dug it out of a dumpster when he was in high school and repaired it himself >it is super rough looking. But he loves it >i take it without him knowing and take it to a pro to fix it. Costs me $200 >I give it back to him, he says thank you but seems really sad. >he hasn't touched it since. >I thought I was being nice. Guess I can't do anything right fml O

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Anon has a job interview | /r/Greentext

billboardpepe.jpg (132 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)00:36:44 No.105686764 ▼ >2030 >have job interview at meta >sailed through the data structures and algorithms questions >now onto the hardest part >vibecoding >one question >"build a full-featured social media platform like Instagram" >uhhhhh.mp3 >ask chatgpt to do it >"here are the skeletons for the frontend and backend" >make the right files and folders >fast forward a bit >feeling pretty confident >simulate signing up user >password isn't valid >entire site collapses like a house of cards >ask chatgpt to fix it >it says i've been hacking and refuses to help face it, bros-vibecoding is the future. get on the train before it leaves the station
billboardpepe.jpg (132 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/24/25(Tue)00:36:44 No.105686764 ▼ >2030 >have job interview at meta >sailed through the data structures and algorithms questions >now onto the hardest part >vibecoding >one question >"build a full-featured social media platform like Instagram" >uhhhhh.mp3 >ask chatgpt to do it >"here are the skeletons for the frontend and backend" >make the right files and folders >fast forward a bit >feeling pretty confident >simulate signing up user >password isn't valid >entire site collapses like a house of cards >ask chatgpt to fix it >it says i've been hacking and refuses to help face it, bros-vibecoding is the future. get on the train before it leaves the station

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Anon thinks about the upcoming elections | /r/Greentext

File: D.jpg (450 KB, 1440x810) How do the Democrats win? Anonymous (ID: SOAV118V 06/23/25(Mon)20:45:27 No.508530765 >>508531049 >>508531296 What messaging can the Democrats do to even win over Americans at this point? >Trump successfully stopped the war >They can't be anti-ICE because most Americans support the deportations >>Them being anti-ICE means siding with people burning American flags and potential sleeper cells >>They're even forced to be somewhat pro-mass deportations because they were just dooming about sleeper cells >No one gives a f--- about LGBTQshit anymore (I forgot we were still in Pride month with how little it's being shown) >Minorities are siding with Trump more and more >Trump still pushing to remove taxes >Economy is actually doing way better hence why they stopped pushing all the economy and tariff doom in the media >Vice President Candidate Tim Walz is being connected to assassinating fellow democrat lawmakers >tl;dr What the F--- do the Democrats even run on? Republicans have just stolen everything from them or just proved them wrong at every turn. And most Americans seem to be over their games.
File: D.jpg (450 KB, 1440x810) How do the Democrats win? Anonymous (ID: SOAV118V 06/23/25(Mon)20:45:27 No.508530765 >>508531049 >>508531296 What messaging can the Democrats do to even win over Americans at this point? >Trump successfully stopped the war >They can't be anti-ICE because most Americans support the deportations >>Them being anti-ICE means siding with people burning American flags and potential sleeper cells >>They're even forced to be somewhat pro-mass deportations because they were just dooming about sleeper cells >No one gives a f--- about LGBTQshit anymore (I forgot we were still in Pride month with how little it's being shown) >Minorities are siding with Trump more and more >Trump still pushing to remove taxes >Economy is actually doing way better hence why they stopped pushing all the economy and tariff doom in the media >Vice President Candidate Tim Walz is being connected to assassinating fellow democrat lawmakers >tl;dr What the F--- do the Democrats even run on? Republicans have just stolen everything from them or just proved them wrong at every turn. And most Americans seem to be over their games.

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