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Anon is in good company | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Does anyone else stops relatin(...) 122 KB JPG 06/05/25(Thu)02:23:28 No.81397070 Does anyone else stops relating to people? >be me >be in a group of friends since early school days >we all were same, hobbies, likes, dislikes and etc >once the teenage days hit, I felt like we were branching out, my friends started doing retarded teen s--- like smoke, party and drinking meanwhile I still continued to buy Lego and vidya with all of my allowance. >we still remained friends though as we still shared our passion for vidya >once we all started liking women, all but me had zero problems with dating. I'd always get rejected citing "not their type" only for the girls to become distant for some reason >ffw to college days >Despite my grades being average just like my friends, I was rejected multiple times meanwhile my friends all got accepted first try >My friends ended up enjoying the college life meanwhile I had no choice but to work at a dead end job >ffw to nowadays >Now we rarely play and instead just call and it's mostly friends discussing s--- like how annoyed they are with homework that I can't relate to. Anons how come I was born a normie like everyone else but ended up like this? My love for lego isn't an answer since I regularly see couples my age shopping for lego sets for themselves. 7 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 06/05/25(Thu)02:56:15 No.81397225 | 100% guarantee you that those relationships you had missed out on will fail. Consider yourself lucky that you were spared from that b-------.
: Anonymous Does anyone else stops relatin(...) 122 KB JPG 06/05/25(Thu)02:23:28 No.81397070 Does anyone else stops relating to people? >be me >be in a group of friends since early school days >we all were same, hobbies, likes, dislikes and etc >once the teenage days hit, I felt like we were branching out, my friends started doing retarded teen s--- like smoke, party and drinking meanwhile I still continued to buy Lego and vidya with all of my allowance. >we still remained friends though as we still shared our passion for vidya >once we all started liking women, all but me had zero problems with dating. I'd always get rejected citing "not their type" only for the girls to become distant for some reason >ffw to college days >Despite my grades being average just like my friends, I was rejected multiple times meanwhile my friends all got accepted first try >My friends ended up enjoying the college life meanwhile I had no choice but to work at a dead end job >ffw to nowadays >Now we rarely play and instead just call and it's mostly friends discussing s--- like how annoyed they are with homework that I can't relate to. Anons how come I was born a normie like everyone else but ended up like this? My love for lego isn't an answer since I regularly see couples my age shopping for lego sets for themselves. 7 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 06/05/25(Thu)02:56:15 No.81397225 | 100% guarantee you that those relationships you had missed out on will fail. Consider yourself lucky that you were spared from that b-------.

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Anon shares his porn opinions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/02/25(Mon)08:44:37 No.28917926 Lesbian and gay p--- are the opposites of each other in more than just the obvious way. First, let me get this out of the way: a video of two reasonably attractive women having actual, passionate sex with each other for no reason besides homosexual attraction is the only true s-tier content out there. A overproduced video of two bimbos jamming four inch acrylic nails up each others asses so their mustangs don't get repossessed is the absolute worst content imaginable. Everything else, including men having sex with men, falls somewhere in the middle. But where these differ is that the best man/man content is the highly produced stuff. The closer a gay video gets to average guys with hairy assholes getting freaky in a bathroom somewhere because they looked at each other and they're d---- got hard, the grosser it is. Average looking girls getting freaky in a bathroom somewhere because they looked at each other and their average looking p------ got wet? Solid f------ gold. Two practically-ai-generated adonises f------ under studio lights? Not bad! Two practically-ai-generated runway models licking each other surrounded by ring lights with "ka-ching" sounds in the back? Hard pass. I can't explain why. >>28917940 # >>28918428 # >>28918793 # >>28918812 # >>28919939 # >>28922303 # >>28928000 #
: Anonymous 06/02/25(Mon)08:44:37 No.28917926 Lesbian and gay p--- are the opposites of each other in more than just the obvious way. First, let me get this out of the way: a video of two reasonably attractive women having actual, passionate sex with each other for no reason besides homosexual attraction is the only true s-tier content out there. A overproduced video of two bimbos jamming four inch acrylic nails up each others asses so their mustangs don't get repossessed is the absolute worst content imaginable. Everything else, including men having sex with men, falls somewhere in the middle. But where these differ is that the best man/man content is the highly produced stuff. The closer a gay video gets to average guys with hairy assholes getting freaky in a bathroom somewhere because they looked at each other and they're d---- got hard, the grosser it is. Average looking girls getting freaky in a bathroom somewhere because they looked at each other and their average looking p------ got wet? Solid f------ gold. Two practically-ai-generated adonises f------ under studio lights? Not bad! Two practically-ai-generated runway models licking each other surrounded by ring lights with "ka-ching" sounds in the back? Hard pass. I can't explain why. >>28917940 # >>28918428 # >>28918793 # >>28918812 # >>28919939 # >>28922303 # >>28928000 #

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Anon spanks his monkey to frog girls | /r/Greentext

Froppy will never hoppy your floppy until you sloppy her toppy, then moppy the gloppy from your loppy jaloppy
Froppy will never hoppy your floppy until you sloppy her toppy, then moppy the gloppy from your loppy jaloppy

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Anon hates Elden ring(greatest game of all time) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)18:56:30 No.711591134 >play highly rated critically acclaimed game >it's actually pure dogshit What it's name? 86 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous >>711591134 (OP) # 06/04/25(Wed)19:06:18 No.711592070 06/04/25(Wed)19:30:42 No.711594296 Elden Ring is a masterpiece. Anyone who thinks its bad has a skill issue and needs to git gud.
Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)18:56:30 No.711591134 >play highly rated critically acclaimed game >it's actually pure dogshit What it's name? 86 KB JPG Anonymous Anonymous >>711591134 (OP) # 06/04/25(Wed)19:06:18 No.711592070 06/04/25(Wed)19:30:42 No.711594296 Elden Ring is a masterpiece. Anyone who thinks its bad has a skill issue and needs to git gud.

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Anon likes tycoon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4/6/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.84259883 250 KB JPEG > AAA company spends millions making a revolutionary game that will change the course of gaming forever > The most fun part is a card minigame Many such cases
Anonymous 4/6/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.84259883 250 KB JPEG > AAA company spends millions making a revolutionary game that will change the course of gaming forever > The most fun part is a card minigame Many such cases

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Woke up this mornin' | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6/4/2025, 5:12:21 PM No.69363644 > be Grug 184 KB PNG > Grug stronk > Grug make tribe stronk > Grug drag wife to cave by hair > Grug happy > be you > looking at Grug in lightbox > you not Grug
Anonymous 6/4/2025, 5:12:21 PM No.69363644 > be Grug 184 KB PNG > Grug stronk > Grug make tribe stronk > Grug drag wife to cave by hair > Grug happy > be you > looking at Grug in lightbox > you not Grug

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Anons Discuss Economics | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 1Pmgcclt) Make fun of leftists ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/04/25(Wed)10:53:51 No.506370107 Gritty strikes #General Strike2020 @comrade_gritty Nobody learns communism from a book. We're born communist and then get indoctrinated into capitalism. Don't believe me? Go ask a 7 year old if we should give homeless people houses, hungry people food, and sick people medicine. Theory later just helps us unlearn the b-------. 252 KB PNG >Of course I'm right, ask any 7 year old! Anonymous (ID: BKztSSX/ ) 06/04/25(Wed)10:57:28 No.506370361 ask any 7 year old if we should give them unlimited candies Anonymous (ID: FPINDLC q) 62 KB JPG 06/04/25(Wed)10:57:50 No.506370394 >>506370107 (OP). He's right though. We need to take all of the communists, and put them to building houses for the homeless people. If they don't want to build houses, then they need to be executed for being capitalists.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 1Pmgcclt) Make fun of leftists ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/04/25(Wed)10:53:51 No.506370107 Gritty strikes #General Strike2020 @comrade_gritty Nobody learns communism from a book. We're born communist and then get indoctrinated into capitalism. Don't believe me? Go ask a 7 year old if we should give homeless people houses, hungry people food, and sick people medicine. Theory later just helps us unlearn the b-------. 252 KB PNG >Of course I'm right, ask any 7 year old! Anonymous (ID: BKztSSX/ ) 06/04/25(Wed)10:57:28 No.506370361 ask any 7 year old if we should give them unlimited candies Anonymous (ID: FPINDLC q) 62 KB JPG 06/04/25(Wed)10:57:50 No.506370394 >>506370107 (OP). He's right though. We need to take all of the communists, and put them to building houses for the homeless people. If they don't want to build houses, then they need to be executed for being capitalists.

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/g/ has the best hardware | /r/Greentext

computerpepe.png (212 KB, 710x842) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:34:46 No. 105483866 ▼ >>105483901 >open program >hover cursor on "open file" >computer freezes for 10 seconds Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:41:05 No.105483901 >>105483905 >>105483866 (OP) >computer freezes again >go to force quit >need to force quit force quit Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:42:12 No. 105483905 >>105483901 >throw kill switch >turn computer on >"please enter password" >can't remember because computer always on
computerpepe.png (212 KB, 710x842) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:34:46 No. 105483866 ▼ >>105483901 >open program >hover cursor on "open file" >computer freezes for 10 seconds Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:41:05 No.105483901 >>105483905 >>105483866 (OP) >computer freezes again >go to force quit >need to force quit force quit Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)03:42:12 No. 105483905 >>105483901 >throw kill switch >turn computer on >"please enter password" >can't remember because computer always on

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Anon has a hard time with Chris redfield | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4/6/2025, 12:38:05 PM No.66638939 www. CHRIS RFIELD 228 KB WEBP > shoots who Ethan thinks is his wife right in front of him while he's holding his kid > Explains nothing, antagonizes him, beats him everytime he sees him and tries to s--- talk him out of saving his daughter > Suddenly tells him everything after he goes through Eldritch horrors beyond his comprehension and puts his and his teams life at risk trying to save him What the f--- was his plan genuinely
Anonymous 4/6/2025, 12:38:05 PM No.66638939 www. CHRIS RFIELD 228 KB WEBP > shoots who Ethan thinks is his wife right in front of him while he's holding his kid > Explains nothing, antagonizes him, beats him everytime he sees him and tries to s--- talk him out of saving his daughter > Suddenly tells him everything after he goes through Eldritch horrors beyond his comprehension and puts his and his teams life at risk trying to save him What the f--- was his plan genuinely

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Anons are dark together | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB JPG want to 06/04/25(Wed)02:31:20 No.81386901 had a nice dream today >be on a balcony >with a girl that I met before and found her cute >sit on the ground >force her to sit on my lap >she struggles a bit >I let go >tell her that she can go if she doesn't >she snuggles into me instead >we talk about building bridges (in my dream we were in collage and she studied bridge engineering) This was only a part of my dream, but also the most memorable. Got any cool dreams lately anons? 1 Reply Anonymous >>81386901 (OP) # View Thread 06/04/25(Wed)02:38:22 No.81386942 >Got any cool dreams lately anons? I havent seen a dream in months. Its all just empty darkness.
Anonymous 48 KB JPG want to 06/04/25(Wed)02:31:20 No.81386901 had a nice dream today >be on a balcony >with a girl that I met before and found her cute >sit on the ground >force her to sit on my lap >she struggles a bit >I let go >tell her that she can go if she doesn't >she snuggles into me instead >we talk about building bridges (in my dream we were in collage and she studied bridge engineering) This was only a part of my dream, but also the most memorable. Got any cool dreams lately anons? 1 Reply Anonymous >>81386901 (OP) # View Thread 06/04/25(Wed)02:38:22 No.81386942 >Got any cool dreams lately anons? I havent seen a dream in months. Its all just empty darkness.

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What happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)15:42:08 No.711469284 IMG_0002.jpg 20 KB JPG >let's wind the clocks backs a year. These game studios wouldn't DARE charge 80$ for there games. I mean what happened? Did your balls drop off? Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)16:10:08 No.711471306 freak >>711476313 # Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)16:11:10 No.711471390 ENOUGH from the poorfag
Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)15:42:08 No.711469284 IMG_0002.jpg 20 KB JPG >let's wind the clocks backs a year. These game studios wouldn't DARE charge 80$ for there games. I mean what happened? Did your balls drop off? Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)16:10:08 No.711471306 freak >>711476313 # Anonymous 06/03/25(Tue)16:11:10 No.711471390 ENOUGH from the poorfag

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Another straight 4chan user | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >straight 05/31/25(Sat)22:31:57 No.28909940 >get bored and curious to try sucking d--- >download grindr >literally just gay guys wanting to get f----- or suck a straight guy >f--- sake >cute femboy 20 year old messages me >wants to suck my d--- >at this point I don't even care and just say yeah >he shows up at my house >calls me daddy immediately >tells me to lay back on my bed >gives me the best b------ of my life >women are now garbage in comparison Yep I f----- up >>28910167 # >>28911568 # >>28911583 #
Anonymous >straight 05/31/25(Sat)22:31:57 No.28909940 >get bored and curious to try sucking d--- >download grindr >literally just gay guys wanting to get f----- or suck a straight guy >f--- sake >cute femboy 20 year old messages me >wants to suck my d--- >at this point I don't even care and just say yeah >he shows up at my house >calls me daddy immediately >tells me to lay back on my bed >gives me the best b------ of my life >women are now garbage in comparison Yep I f----- up >>28910167 # >>28911568 # >>28911583 #

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anon observes some bongs | /r/Greentext

1/1 URefojB9 · LT 18m (06/04/25 10:46) 506344171 >be me >visiting my nations capitol >walk in the park >uppity American chuds talking s--- to pajeet delivery driver >brit tourist observes in disgust, phone in hand >I couldn't understand brit slang on phone >join as spectator >yankees refuse pajeet item back unless apology/comp something like a phone holder for a bike fell off because he crashed into them >brits congregate by park entrance within minutes, faster than police >brits charge towards the crash scene, various bong chants as they menacingly approach "ooohh ayyy ah" >over before it starts, one of the burgers get tossed in the river by bongs, they did this with great choreography the other two burgers run. The bongs claimed pajeets escooter as victory trophy? Didn't give it back by the time I left, I love you people, never change. 0
1/1 URefojB9 · LT 18m (06/04/25 10:46) 506344171 >be me >visiting my nations capitol >walk in the park >uppity American chuds talking s--- to pajeet delivery driver >brit tourist observes in disgust, phone in hand >I couldn't understand brit slang on phone >join as spectator >yankees refuse pajeet item back unless apology/comp something like a phone holder for a bike fell off because he crashed into them >brits congregate by park entrance within minutes, faster than police >brits charge towards the crash scene, various bong chants as they menacingly approach "ooohh ayyy ah" >over before it starts, one of the burgers get tossed in the river by bongs, they did this with great choreography the other two burgers run. The bongs claimed pajeets escooter as victory trophy? Didn't give it back by the time I left, I love you people, never change. 0

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Lesbian anon's dilemma. | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3497.jpg (23 KB, 480x475) Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:23:51 No.81385256 [Reply] >>81385329 >>81385332 >>81385337 >be l---- >have gf for almost ten years that I love >recently get baby fever and cant stop thinking about having kids >despite being a h--- believe that kids need both a dad and a mom in their life >want both a traditional husband and to keep gf that I Love >now all I dream about is us sharing a husband that would give us both children that we raise in the same house Mormon style I dont know how to bring this up without freaking her out. Im not into polyshit in that I want to cheat on anyone outside of her and whatever man we married. + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:29:53 No.81385315 Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:31:52 No.81385329 File: s.jpg (42 KB, 630x420) >>81385256 (OP) I can donate semen >>81385300 i understand. im sorry i dont know how to help. maybe ask your lesbian frens >>81385348
File: IMG_3497.jpg (23 KB, 480x475) Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:23:51 No.81385256 [Reply] >>81385329 >>81385332 >>81385337 >be l---- >have gf for almost ten years that I love >recently get baby fever and cant stop thinking about having kids >despite being a h--- believe that kids need both a dad and a mom in their life >want both a traditional husband and to keep gf that I Love >now all I dream about is us sharing a husband that would give us both children that we raise in the same house Mormon style I dont know how to bring this up without freaking her out. Im not into polyshit in that I want to cheat on anyone outside of her and whatever man we married. + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:29:53 No.81385315 Anonymous 06/04/25(Wed)10:31:52 No.81385329 File: s.jpg (42 KB, 630x420) >>81385256 (OP) I can donate semen >>81385300 i understand. im sorry i dont know how to help. maybe ask your lesbian frens >>81385348

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One must suffer in the pursuit of science | /r/Greentext

One must suffer in the pursuit of science | /r/Greentext
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The original house husband | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)06:57:08 No.245401826 >gets stabbed in the heart and f------ dies >comes back to life >gets a mop and bucket and starts f------ cleaning up his own blood what the f--- is wrong with him?
E Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)06:57:08 No.245401826 >gets stabbed in the heart and f------ dies >comes back to life >gets a mop and bucket and starts f------ cleaning up his own blood what the f--- is wrong with him?

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