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File: untitled.png (29 KB, 361x300) Today's researchers have found that the veritable army of trained volunteers traveling the country conducting face-to-face interviews can sometimes be 29 replaced by another army the vast array of individuals volunteering details about their lives-and, inadvertently, their language-through social media. Brice Russ of Ohio State 29 A) NO CHANGE B) replaced-by another army, C) replaced by another army; D) replaced by another army Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 13:09:38 No.73053858 >Be me >16 >Standardized testing >English test >See question (pic related) >Semicolons are used to separate complex thoughts >Pic C >Days later >Get test back >Got question wrong >Forgot about colons >Rage.wav
File: untitled.png (29 KB, 361x300) Today's researchers have found that the veritable army of trained volunteers traveling the country conducting face-to-face interviews can sometimes be 29 replaced by another army the vast array of individuals volunteering details about their lives-and, inadvertently, their language-through social media. Brice Russ of Ohio State 29 A) NO CHANGE B) replaced-by another army, C) replaced by another army; D) replaced by another army Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 13:09:38 No.73053858 >Be me >16 >Standardized testing >English test >See question (pic related) >Semicolons are used to separate complex thoughts >Pic C >Days later >Get test back >Got question wrong >Forgot about colons >Rage.wav

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Humans won't be replaced (and that's bad) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HD-03 04/21/23(Fri) 22:01:04 No.92938411 Boston D D5B84034-8DC1-4639-84BB-B507EB451310.jpg 540 KB JPG >robot >100kg battery >10,000 watt hours for 1 hour of movement >breaks after a couple years VS >human >1 potato (220 grams) for 1 hour of movement >lasts 70 years >way more manoeuvrable Why are biological processes so much more efficient than mechanical ones? : Anonymous >>92938411 (OP) # Let me rephrase the question for you to show off your stupidity. 04/21/23(Fri)22:07:07 No.92938518 >Why are humans not better at creating mechanical beings that can rival humans after just 70 years of robotics? >Seasoning applied
: Anonymous HD-03 04/21/23(Fri) 22:01:04 No.92938411 Boston D D5B84034-8DC1-4639-84BB-B507EB451310.jpg 540 KB JPG >robot >100kg battery >10,000 watt hours for 1 hour of movement >breaks after a couple years VS >human >1 potato (220 grams) for 1 hour of movement >lasts 70 years >way more manoeuvrable Why are biological processes so much more efficient than mechanical ones? : Anonymous >>92938411 (OP) # Let me rephrase the question for you to show off your stupidity. 04/21/23(Fri)22:07:07 No.92938518 >Why are humans not better at creating mechanical beings that can rival humans after just 70 years of robotics? >Seasoning applied

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anon notices a pattern | /r/Greentext

230 2000 000 in 2010 GTV Aue www.p Oare van y est kare Crestrekt >right-wing Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child r----- in Florida >right-wing Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. >right-wing Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. >right-wing Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child p---------- on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. >right-wing Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for r----- his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. >right-wing Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. >right-wing Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. >right-wing Republican racist p-------- and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. >right-wing Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. >right-wing Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. >right-wing Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. >right-wing Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. >right-wing Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. >right-wing Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child p--- am i noticing a pattern?
230 2000 000 in 2010 GTV Aue www.p Oare van y est kare Crestrekt >right-wing Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child r----- in Florida >right-wing Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. >right-wing Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. >right-wing Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child p---------- on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. >right-wing Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for r----- his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. >right-wing Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. >right-wing Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. >right-wing Republican racist p-------- and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. >right-wing Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. >right-wing Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. >right-wing Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. >right-wing Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. >right-wing Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. >right-wing Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child p--- am i noticing a pattern?

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Mario Bros. Movie Hits Different for Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Super Mario Bros 04/23/23(Sun)00:38:09 No.898021335 Be me Mariotard for the past 31 yearsNever understood what trannies and LGBTFags are talking about with "muh representation" Excited to see Super Mario Bros Worried Chris Pratt will f--- up my Mario Kino by phoning in the voice Edge of my seat the whole movie, diamonds everytime Peach is on screen The end astounds me, I feel like I am one of the heroes MFW Bowser is put in the jar Instantly understand what gays and trans crave Drive home pretending I'm Bullet Bill blasting down the rainbow road 11 KB JPG Go home and j------- for not even 2 minutes to my collection of Princess Peach p--- before blowing the fattest load into my c-- jar, letting out a "yahoo, it's a me Mario" Feels like the Super Star touched the tip of my mushroom My Bowser figurine is almost completely submerged MammaMia.mp3 I hope the next movie has Daisy or Rosalina
: Anonymous Super Mario Bros 04/23/23(Sun)00:38:09 No.898021335 Be me Mariotard for the past 31 yearsNever understood what trannies and LGBTFags are talking about with "muh representation" Excited to see Super Mario Bros Worried Chris Pratt will f--- up my Mario Kino by phoning in the voice Edge of my seat the whole movie, diamonds everytime Peach is on screen The end astounds me, I feel like I am one of the heroes MFW Bowser is put in the jar Instantly understand what gays and trans crave Drive home pretending I'm Bullet Bill blasting down the rainbow road 11 KB JPG Go home and j------- for not even 2 minutes to my collection of Princess Peach p--- before blowing the fattest load into my c-- jar, letting out a "yahoo, it's a me Mario" Feels like the Super Star touched the tip of my mushroom My Bowser figurine is almost completely submerged MammaMia.mp3 I hope the next movie has Daisy or Rosalina

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Anon likes Oyasumi Punpun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 15:52:55 No.73051762 >be me >bad seed ugly and lonely >one day i meet that cute girl who likes oyasumi punpun just like me >feel happy for the first time in life >we start being sexfriends but she has vaginismus so she asks me to do everything to her but no penetration >tell her i don't care about sex i just love being with her >not my gf but we do everything together >after 5 months she gets tired of me and leaves >depressed and suicidal for 2 years now >start stalking her and see she has a bf now >then she posts a picture in another guy bed weeks after >"he just nutted in me and started mixing on FL Studio" why are women so evil?
Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 15:52:55 No.73051762 >be me >bad seed ugly and lonely >one day i meet that cute girl who likes oyasumi punpun just like me >feel happy for the first time in life >we start being sexfriends but she has vaginismus so she asks me to do everything to her but no penetration >tell her i don't care about sex i just love being with her >not my gf but we do everything together >after 5 months she gets tired of me and leaves >depressed and suicidal for 2 years now >start stalking her and see she has a bf now >then she posts a picture in another guy bed weeks after >"he just nutted in me and started mixing on FL Studio" why are women so evil?

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Anon is mommymaxxing | /r/Greentext

18/se/E Ver drinking breast milk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:14:06 No.60522647 >>60524046 >>60524168 >>60524399 >>60524925 >>60525090 >>60525199 >>60525318 > File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 184007.png (482 KB, 790x565) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 18:40:38 No.60523056 ► >>60523082 >>60523101 >>60523282 >>60523302 >>60524127 >>60524505 >>60524925 >>60525254 >>60525267 >>60525664 >>60525690 >>60525794 >>60527869 >>6 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)1 >>60523056 You are literally a baby's first gains goblin. Put me in the screencap. >be me >set a goal to get swole >bought breastmilk from a local woman >a literal ice cooler full of it Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:14:48 No.60522661 >>6 File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 181430.png (338 KB, 468x620) >>60522647 (OP) better pic than the 1st one >mfw I drink it everyday for HGH >mfw even Arnie used to drink it all the time in his bodybuilding days cya virgins, pic related. I'm getting swole faster AND in style. >>60523417 It's for you Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:15:50 No.60522681 >>60522698 >>60523056 >>60523417 What's it taste like? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 18:16:50 No.60522698 ► >>60523738 >>60524925 >>60525558 >>60525922 >>60526121 File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 181616.png (317 465x613) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:03:34 No.60523442 File: 1596908710682.png (259 KB, 600x1080) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:42:39 No.60523082 ► >>60523056 Hope she doesn't have AIDS bro. >>60522647 (OP) >>60522661 >>60522681 it tastes like regular milk but slightly thicker and a teeny bit like metal. but overall, good. >>60522698 bro its not supposed to be thick or taste like metal, ita very fluid and sweet >t. father of two who drinks mad breastmilk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.60523472 File: 1615863539360.jpg (34 KB, 627x658) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:53:13 No.60524127 >>60524214 File: Goku.jpg (115 KB, 960x540) >>60523056 >>60523417 H-------- OP you're gonna make it bro >>60522843 >>60522825 >>60522737 >>60522681 my holy stash >>60523417 you ARE going to make it >>60522900 >>60522988 >>60523008 >>60522894 >>60522882 >>60522874 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:54:35 No.60523282 File: BeeegBoi.jpg (13 KB, 231x250) >>60523056 did you raid the lactation room? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:12:31 No.60524399 ► >>60522647 (OP) absolutely based 3/24/21 - /fit/ - "Mommymaxxing" >>60523554 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:40:48 No.60523956 File: 1590722552971.jpg (75 KB, 570x754) >OP >>60522647 (OP) >>60522681 >>60522737 >>60522843 >>60522874 >>60522882 >>60522894 >>60522900 You are literally a baby's first gains goblin. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:02:20 No.60523417 › >60526285 >>60526564 >>60527229 >>60527327 >>60527520 >>605241804 180524210.4 +605251.34.4 2+86825211.4 File: IMG_20210323_185959_50.jpg (45 KB, 360x640) >>-60530100ť 11:405329. >>60522988 >>60523008 >>60523082 >>60523101 62400 >>60523180 >>60523183 02220 315 b >>60523339 >>60523345 >>60523360 >>60523374 Bon apetite! Oreos go great with it! www >>60522647 (OP) # >>-60522661 >>60522698 # >>60523056 # >>60523417 # What the F--- is wrong with you? That s--- is meant to help babies grow, not to fulfill your degenerate fondsing Anonymous 03/23/21 (Tue)18:57:20 No.60523338 ► 2 File: 1616266366831.png (432 KB, 776x720) >>6052261/ (CP) Fut me in the screencap, bros. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:49:59 No.60524078 >>6052 File: 12348812348.jpg (76 KB, 820x580) AARAAN Based OP. Hope I'm not too late for the screen cap Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:55:48 No.60523302 >>605 >>60523056 Put me in the screencap. Reddit will s--- their pants over Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:34:57 No.6052465 Just put me in the screencap bros. - A.P. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:40:40 No.60524735 ► File: 92532DE4-A51D-4BFE-8B4D-7(...).png (521 KB, 719 on menarge >>60523417 Please post body I must see king drinking breast milk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:14:38 No.60524424 ► File: 1615647822995.jpg (104 KB, 1080x1080) >>60523417 king
18/se/E Ver drinking breast milk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:14:06 No.60522647 >>60524046 >>60524168 >>60524399 >>60524925 >>60525090 >>60525199 >>60525318 > File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 184007.png (482 KB, 790x565) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 18:40:38 No.60523056 ► >>60523082 >>60523101 >>60523282 >>60523302 >>60524127 >>60524505 >>60524925 >>60525254 >>60525267 >>60525664 >>60525690 >>60525794 >>60527869 >>6 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)1 >>60523056 You are literally a baby's first gains goblin. Put me in the screencap. >be me >set a goal to get swole >bought breastmilk from a local woman >a literal ice cooler full of it Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:14:48 No.60522661 >>6 File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 181430.png (338 KB, 468x620) >>60522647 (OP) better pic than the 1st one >mfw I drink it everyday for HGH >mfw even Arnie used to drink it all the time in his bodybuilding days cya virgins, pic related. I'm getting swole faster AND in style. >>60523417 It's for you Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:15:50 No.60522681 >>60522698 >>60523056 >>60523417 What's it taste like? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 18:16:50 No.60522698 ► >>60523738 >>60524925 >>60525558 >>60525922 >>60526121 File: Screenshot 2021-03-23 181616.png (317 465x613) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:03:34 No.60523442 File: 1596908710682.png (259 KB, 600x1080) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:42:39 No.60523082 ► >>60523056 Hope she doesn't have AIDS bro. >>60522647 (OP) >>60522661 >>60522681 it tastes like regular milk but slightly thicker and a teeny bit like metal. but overall, good. >>60522698 bro its not supposed to be thick or taste like metal, ita very fluid and sweet >t. father of two who drinks mad breastmilk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.60523472 File: 1615863539360.jpg (34 KB, 627x658) Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:53:13 No.60524127 >>60524214 File: Goku.jpg (115 KB, 960x540) >>60523056 >>60523417 H-------- OP you're gonna make it bro >>60522843 >>60522825 >>60522737 >>60522681 my holy stash >>60523417 you ARE going to make it >>60522900 >>60522988 >>60523008 >>60522894 >>60522882 >>60522874 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:54:35 No.60523282 File: BeeegBoi.jpg (13 KB, 231x250) >>60523056 did you raid the lactation room? Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:12:31 No.60524399 ► >>60522647 (OP) absolutely based 3/24/21 - /fit/ - "Mommymaxxing" >>60523554 Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:40:48 No.60523956 File: 1590722552971.jpg (75 KB, 570x754) >OP >>60522647 (OP) >>60522681 >>60522737 >>60522843 >>60522874 >>60522882 >>60522894 >>60522900 You are literally a baby's first gains goblin. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:02:20 No.60523417 › >60526285 >>60526564 >>60527229 >>60527327 >>60527520 >>605241804 180524210.4 +605251.34.4 2+86825211.4 File: IMG_20210323_185959_50.jpg (45 KB, 360x640) >>-60530100ť 11:405329. >>60522988 >>60523008 >>60523082 >>60523101 62400 >>60523180 >>60523183 02220 315 b >>60523339 >>60523345 >>60523360 >>60523374 Bon apetite! Oreos go great with it! www >>60522647 (OP) # >>-60522661 >>60522698 # >>60523056 # >>60523417 # What the F--- is wrong with you? That s--- is meant to help babies grow, not to fulfill your degenerate fondsing Anonymous 03/23/21 (Tue)18:57:20 No.60523338 ► 2 File: 1616266366831.png (432 KB, 776x720) >>6052261/ (CP) Fut me in the screencap, bros. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)19:49:59 No.60524078 >>6052 File: 12348812348.jpg (76 KB, 820x580) AARAAN Based OP. Hope I'm not too late for the screen cap Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)18:55:48 No.60523302 >>605 >>60523056 Put me in the screencap. Reddit will s--- their pants over Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:34:57 No.6052465 Just put me in the screencap bros. - A.P. Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:40:40 No.60524735 ► File: 92532DE4-A51D-4BFE-8B4D-7(...).png (521 KB, 719 on menarge >>60523417 Please post body I must see king drinking breast milk Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)20:14:38 No.60524424 ► File: 1615647822995.jpg (104 KB, 1080x1080) >>60523417 king

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Anon wants a normie friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 3.19 MB PNG 2 Replies 04/22/23(Sat)08:41:51 No.73051291 How do I tame and befriend normalfags? I only watch anime, stuff like Sopranos and read manga. I cracked a joke at uni the other day and everyone looked at me weird. I tried pulling a Sopranos move and went like: >"C'mon... I'm just breakin' balls!" It didn't work. >never watched star wars >never watched capeshit >never watched pozzed tv shows >never saw a ball game >don't read the news View Thread 04/22/23(Sat)08:43:32 No.73051300 Anonymous >>73051291 (OP) # There should be plenty of people into weeb stuff at unis. Find people into weeb stuff. If you try to do that with people you have absolutely nothing in common with, you may as well talk to a wall. Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)08:48:29 No.73051330 why do you want to befriend normies? you have nothing in common and would get frustrated, autistic and bored around them
: Anonymous 2 3.19 MB PNG 2 Replies 04/22/23(Sat)08:41:51 No.73051291 How do I tame and befriend normalfags? I only watch anime, stuff like Sopranos and read manga. I cracked a joke at uni the other day and everyone looked at me weird. I tried pulling a Sopranos move and went like: >"C'mon... I'm just breakin' balls!" It didn't work. >never watched star wars >never watched capeshit >never watched pozzed tv shows >never saw a ball game >don't read the news View Thread 04/22/23(Sat)08:43:32 No.73051300 Anonymous >>73051291 (OP) # There should be plenty of people into weeb stuff at unis. Find people into weeb stuff. If you try to do that with people you have absolutely nothing in common with, you may as well talk to a wall. Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)08:48:29 No.73051330 why do you want to befriend normies? you have nothing in common and would get frustrated, autistic and bored around them

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something something about boomer anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: DjxfOyJL) >>108991663 (OP) >be a man in the 1950's >coming home from work from my high paying unionized job with pension and benefits >drive my 8,000lb 8mpg 18' long car with huge fins on the back >glance out the window and see a n---- walking down the street >stop at the corner bar and call the cops, watch as they beat him into a coma while sipping a Gimlet >stop by the hardware store on the way home and buy several guns with no background check >greeted by my submissive and dutiful wife with a kiss >greeted by my obedient and well educated kids with a hug >greeted by my Golden Retriever carrying my slippers >sit own to a dinner of all-American grown products that is already on table >after dinner the kids do their homework and the wife does the dishes 01/25/17(Wed)09:45:48 No. 108991904>>108992100 >>108993039 >>108994093 >>108995505 >pour myself a Canadian Club on the rocks and recline in my La-Z-Boy >watch the nightly news and see America bombing Communists in some backward s------- >smile as I remember all the Nips I killed on Guadalcanal >plan our family vacation trip to the Poconos >time for bed >f--- my wife in the missionary position with no concern for her pleasure >drift off to dream of the greatness of America
Anonymous (ID: DjxfOyJL) >>108991663 (OP) >be a man in the 1950's >coming home from work from my high paying unionized job with pension and benefits >drive my 8,000lb 8mpg 18' long car with huge fins on the back >glance out the window and see a n---- walking down the street >stop at the corner bar and call the cops, watch as they beat him into a coma while sipping a Gimlet >stop by the hardware store on the way home and buy several guns with no background check >greeted by my submissive and dutiful wife with a kiss >greeted by my obedient and well educated kids with a hug >greeted by my Golden Retriever carrying my slippers >sit own to a dinner of all-American grown products that is already on table >after dinner the kids do their homework and the wife does the dishes 01/25/17(Wed)09:45:48 No. 108991904>>108992100 >>108993039 >>108994093 >>108995505 >pour myself a Canadian Club on the rocks and recline in my La-Z-Boy >watch the nightly news and see America bombing Communists in some backward s------- >smile as I remember all the Nips I killed on Guadalcanal >plan our family vacation trip to the Poconos >time for bed >f--- my wife in the missionary position with no concern for her pleasure >drift off to dream of the greatness of America

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: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)22:00:43 No.45718012 Hello Anon. It's Grandpa. I came down from heaven to ask you this one simple question: what the hell is wrong with you? I killed four Nips on Iwojima and now here you are, seven decades later, 81 KB JPG masturbating to their cartoons! Jesus Christ! What happened to you? Was I too easy on your Father? I'm so glad I'm dead so I don't have to see the "man" you've become. You sicken me. View Thread
: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)22:00:43 No.45718012 Hello Anon. It's Grandpa. I came down from heaven to ask you this one simple question: what the hell is wrong with you? I killed four Nips on Iwojima and now here you are, seven decades later, 81 KB JPG masturbating to their cartoons! Jesus Christ! What happened to you? Was I too easy on your Father? I'm so glad I'm dead so I don't have to see the "man" you've become. You sicken me. View Thread

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Anon jerks it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)11:49:54 No.50935046 >j------- for the tenth time in a row today >semen stops c------ out F------ FINALLY! Now I can j------- anywhere without worrying about 10 KB JPG making a mess! >j------- for the eleventh time, not preparing a tissue >the tiniest bit of j--- that c--- out lands on my cheek FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)11:49:54 No.50935046 >j------- for the tenth time in a row today >semen stops c------ out F------ FINALLY! Now I can j------- anywhere without worrying about 10 KB JPG making a mess! >j------- for the eleventh time, not preparing a tissue >the tiniest bit of j--- that c--- out lands on my cheek FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anon, are we the baddies ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: X829uWdQ) 07/22/21(Thu)13:02:44 No.331009632 Make me f-----. >>331009962 # >>331011281 # >>331012785 # : Anonymous (ID: OskcDi9R) 07/22/21(Thu)13:07:01 No.331009962 >>331009632 # Hey Hans if we hadn't saved your ass in WW2 you'd be speaking German right now. >>331010009 # >>331010937 # >>331010970 # >>331013119 # # >>331014896 # >>331015150 # >>331015511 # >>331014752 >>331016156 # >>331017600 # >>331018943 # >>331018955 # >>331021333 # >>331021378 # >>331021838 # >>331021880 # >>331022130 #
: Anonymous (ID: X829uWdQ) 07/22/21(Thu)13:02:44 No.331009632 Make me f-----. >>331009962 # >>331011281 # >>331012785 # : Anonymous (ID: OskcDi9R) 07/22/21(Thu)13:07:01 No.331009962 >>331009632 # Hey Hans if we hadn't saved your ass in WW2 you'd be speaking German right now. >>331010009 # >>331010937 # >>331010970 # >>331013119 # # >>331014896 # >>331015150 # >>331015511 # >>331014752 >>331016156 # >>331017600 # >>331018943 # >>331018955 # >>331021333 # >>331021378 # >>331021838 # >>331021880 # >>331022130 #

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Anon enjoys a little ass..... | /r/Greentext

Totally OP, I did the same. >Asked mom that I wanted to f--- a girl >She said, you can f--- me, but only in the ass. >Start f------ mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a d--- >Turns out it was a prank by my dad. I won't fall for the same trick 3 times
Totally OP, I did the same. >Asked mom that I wanted to f--- a girl >She said, you can f--- me, but only in the ass. >Start f------ mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a d--- >Turns out it was a prank by my dad. I won't fall for the same trick 3 times

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Anon goes to france | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)09:38:47 No.73049023 >Be me >Go to france with my gf and some friends >the streets are absolutely litered with trash >Go trough a riot and get half of us pepper sprayed >My black friend got called the N word like 10 times Im spanish so I already hate the french but now I hate them more
: Anonymous 28 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)09:38:47 No.73049023 >Be me >Go to france with my gf and some friends >the streets are absolutely litered with trash >Go trough a riot and get half of us pepper sprayed >My black friend got called the N word like 10 times Im spanish so I already hate the french but now I hate them more

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Anon witnesses a manslaughter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat) 04:03:31 No.897997817 Without doxxing yourself, did any classmates die when you were in school? What happened? >12 years ago >8th grade, 12-13 year olds >girl 13y/o walking home by the main road one evening >drunk driver slams into her while flooring it >dead on impact, driver fled until they crash into a telephone pole >driver tried to plead insanity due to autism >sentenced 20 to life on second-degree murder >grade dismissed for 2 days >big memorial service : Anonymous >>898000300 # h-------- >parents launch a "random act of kindness" campaign in her name >awkward mental health assemblies >street where she was killed renamed in her name Even though my school was pretty small I had somehow never even known she existed before her death, so the rest of the year was pretty weird for me. the students and school largely stopped talking about it by grade 10/11. People don't put flowers at the spot she was hit anymore. Life goes on I guess. 37 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 04/22/23(Sat)05:13:25 No.898000419
: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat) 04:03:31 No.897997817 Without doxxing yourself, did any classmates die when you were in school? What happened? >12 years ago >8th grade, 12-13 year olds >girl 13y/o walking home by the main road one evening >drunk driver slams into her while flooring it >dead on impact, driver fled until they crash into a telephone pole >driver tried to plead insanity due to autism >sentenced 20 to life on second-degree murder >grade dismissed for 2 days >big memorial service : Anonymous >>898000300 # h-------- >parents launch a "random act of kindness" campaign in her name >awkward mental health assemblies >street where she was killed renamed in her name Even though my school was pretty small I had somehow never even known she existed before her death, so the rest of the year was pretty weird for me. the students and school largely stopped talking about it by grade 10/11. People don't put flowers at the spot she was hit anymore. Life goes on I guess. 37 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 04/22/23(Sat)05:13:25 No.898000419

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Anon's dad is a Botanist | /r/Greentext

het My father just embarrassed me. Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)08:13:30 No.73038995 [Reply] >Be my parents >Mom is a successful counselor whose main clients are rich divorced women >Dad is a highly experienced botanist who specializes in crops >due to years working in the field(huh, field) he looks and acts just like a regular old farmer like the guy in pic except 10 times as tanned >Despite that is in a good, healthy relationship with my mother >cut to yesterday, my birthday >Mom told us to go to the city she works in after work >I went there first and wore some fancy clothes because I know something's up if my mom told us to go to the city in my birthday >Mom also dressed up nicely with a lot of jewelry >turns mom had reserved a table at a famous restaurant in the city >It's literally the fanciest of fancy restaurants, with high prices and clearly rich patrons >wait for my father to come >He came >He is in his f------ sweaty farmer clothes and is covered in dirt >he didn't change after work >Speaks with a loud southern accent he learned from his farming buddies with excessive swearing >Mom seems okay with that but I want to bury myself in a hole >Everyone stared at our table uncomfortably during the entire dining experience >After we finished our meal, I urged mom to leave the venue asap but she winked and said there's a live band performance after this >The performers came in >tfw it's my favorite band >tfw they stared at my dad uncomfortably during the entire performance >tfw they stared at me uncomfortably too I want to f------ kill myself right now......Why must my father pursue botany instead of some fancier FOS like I dunno law? >>73044949
het My father just embarrassed me. Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)08:13:30 No.73038995 [Reply] >Be my parents >Mom is a successful counselor whose main clients are rich divorced women >Dad is a highly experienced botanist who specializes in crops >due to years working in the field(huh, field) he looks and acts just like a regular old farmer like the guy in pic except 10 times as tanned >Despite that is in a good, healthy relationship with my mother >cut to yesterday, my birthday >Mom told us to go to the city she works in after work >I went there first and wore some fancy clothes because I know something's up if my mom told us to go to the city in my birthday >Mom also dressed up nicely with a lot of jewelry >turns mom had reserved a table at a famous restaurant in the city >It's literally the fanciest of fancy restaurants, with high prices and clearly rich patrons >wait for my father to come >He came >He is in his f------ sweaty farmer clothes and is covered in dirt >he didn't change after work >Speaks with a loud southern accent he learned from his farming buddies with excessive swearing >Mom seems okay with that but I want to bury myself in a hole >Everyone stared at our table uncomfortably during the entire dining experience >After we finished our meal, I urged mom to leave the venue asap but she winked and said there's a live band performance after this >The performers came in >tfw it's my favorite band >tfw they stared at my dad uncomfortably during the entire performance >tfw they stared at me uncomfortably too I want to f------ kill myself right now......Why must my father pursue botany instead of some fancier FOS like I dunno law? >>73044949

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Anon is a billionaire | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >billionaire 04/16/23(Sun)16:12:07 No. 19169788 >get flown everywhere by private boeing 747 >for dinner every night I eat polar bear liver and rhinoceros steak >only eat a couple bites. Don't want to spoil my dessert. >production is up only 145% in my factories >start crying >wipe tears with million dollar bill >cut their healthcare and retirement to make up for lost profits >They shoulda worked harder like I did baka >get on diesel powered 747 >Fly to climate summit 3,000 miles away >give speech about how paper straws are better >Wouldn't you know it? My family owns the sweatshop that makes them throw a trillion pounds of plastic into the ocean to celebrate
Anonymous >be me >billionaire 04/16/23(Sun)16:12:07 No. 19169788 >get flown everywhere by private boeing 747 >for dinner every night I eat polar bear liver and rhinoceros steak >only eat a couple bites. Don't want to spoil my dessert. >production is up only 145% in my factories >start crying >wipe tears with million dollar bill >cut their healthcare and retirement to make up for lost profits >They shoulda worked harder like I did baka >get on diesel powered 747 >Fly to climate summit 3,000 miles away >give speech about how paper straws are better >Wouldn't you know it? My family owns the sweatshop that makes them throw a trillion pounds of plastic into the ocean to celebrate

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