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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)19:21:35 No.81096035 " I SCIENCE ין 635 KB PNG >you WILL be sexually tortured and permanently disfigured as a baby >you WILL be injected with mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, and several other toxins in the form of vaccines throughout your childhood >you WILL take anti-life drugs (antibiotics) >you WILL take supplements >you WILL be poisoned with gadolinium for MRIs >you WILL be irradiated >you WILL have your tonsils removed >you WILL have your back teeth removed >you WILL get dental fillings that give off mercury vapor 24/7 >you WILL use eyedrops containing thimerosal (mercury) >you WILL be poisoned with platinum for chemotherapy >you WILL lose every cent you have when you pay us to harm you >you WILL call the symptoms of poisoning "side effects" when you take our poison >you WILL believe our lies about the causes, remedies, and functions of disease instead of blaming your disease on our blatant poisoning, maiming, and other sabotage >you WILL revere medical industry employees and think of them as angels who could never do any wrong
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)19:21:35 No.81096035 " I SCIENCE ין 635 KB PNG >you WILL be sexually tortured and permanently disfigured as a baby >you WILL be injected with mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, and several other toxins in the form of vaccines throughout your childhood >you WILL take anti-life drugs (antibiotics) >you WILL take supplements >you WILL be poisoned with gadolinium for MRIs >you WILL be irradiated >you WILL have your tonsils removed >you WILL have your back teeth removed >you WILL get dental fillings that give off mercury vapor 24/7 >you WILL use eyedrops containing thimerosal (mercury) >you WILL be poisoned with platinum for chemotherapy >you WILL lose every cent you have when you pay us to harm you >you WILL call the symptoms of poisoning "side effects" when you take our poison >you WILL believe our lies about the causes, remedies, and functions of disease instead of blaming your disease on our blatant poisoning, maiming, and other sabotage >you WILL revere medical industry employees and think of them as angels who could never do any wrong

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Knives Out | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Why do males always compare circumcision to fgm? 75 KB JPG Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)10:58:09 No.81091922 Fgm is done in unsafe and dirty environments for literally no reason or purpose. It almost always leads to infection. Where's male circumcision is performed for aesthetic or hygienic reasons and is usually done in a clean environment with little to no risk of infection. FGM also carries the risk for Trauma or even sexual dysfunction. It's not comparable. >for literally no reason or purpose So exactly like circumcision then 05/07/25(Wed)11:01:16 No.81091951 Anonymous 13 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)11:05:15 No.81091984 >men need to cut up their genitals to be clean and it just looks so good
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Why do males always compare circumcision to fgm? 75 KB JPG Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 05/07/25(Wed)10:58:09 No.81091922 Fgm is done in unsafe and dirty environments for literally no reason or purpose. It almost always leads to infection. Where's male circumcision is performed for aesthetic or hygienic reasons and is usually done in a clean environment with little to no risk of infection. FGM also carries the risk for Trauma or even sexual dysfunction. It's not comparable. >for literally no reason or purpose So exactly like circumcision then 05/07/25(Wed)11:01:16 No.81091951 Anonymous 13 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)11:05:15 No.81091984 >men need to cut up their genitals to be clean and it just looks so good

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Brits be like | /r/Greentext

File: 2723.jpg (264 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)09:00:38 No.209601967 ►>>209601995 >>209602027 >>209602338 >>209602373 >>209602395 >>209602507 >>209603240 >>209603852 >>209604250 >>209605051 >>209605162 >>209605265 >>209607339 >>209607799 >>209607837 >>209608085 >>209608408 >>209610892 >>209612069 >>209613054 >>209613241 >>209614701 >>209614930 >>209614947 >>209614986 >>209615010 >Brits be like: yeah, this looks like a trustworthy guy
File: 2723.jpg (264 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)09:00:38 No.209601967 ►>>209601995 >>209602027 >>209602338 >>209602373 >>209602395 >>209602507 >>209603240 >>209603852 >>209604250 >>209605051 >>209605162 >>209605265 >>209607339 >>209607799 >>209607837 >>209608085 >>209608408 >>209610892 >>209612069 >>209613054 >>209613241 >>209614701 >>209614930 >>209614947 >>209614986 >>209615010 >Brits be like: yeah, this looks like a trustworthy guy

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Arriving somewhere but not here | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why am i like this? 377 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.81093487 >i meet literally the most perfect person >is nothing but nice to me >does one slight thing that makes me question their interest in me >i completely f------ ghost them what kind of tardation s--- is this bros?
: Anonymous Why am i like this? 377 KB JPG 05/07/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.81093487 >i meet literally the most perfect person >is nothing but nice to me >does one slight thing that makes me question their interest in me >i completely f------ ghost them what kind of tardation s--- is this bros?

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Male fantasies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)00:09:42 No. 709082120 >This will sell our game 727 KB JPG Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)00:10:14 No.709082159 >>709082120 (OP) # Wrong image 67 KB JPG >>709082230 # >>709088738 # >>709095606 # >>709095615 # >>709095830 # >>709102550 # >>709124218 # >>709125904 # >>709126260 # >>709128414 # >>709140910 # >>709140989 # >>709144153 # >>709144343 # >>709151001 # >>709151447 # >>709151554 # >>709161359 #
: Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)00:09:42 No. 709082120 >This will sell our game 727 KB JPG Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)00:10:14 No.709082159 >>709082120 (OP) # Wrong image 67 KB JPG >>709082230 # >>709088738 # >>709095606 # >>709095615 # >>709095830 # >>709102550 # >>709124218 # >>709125904 # >>709126260 # >>709128414 # >>709140910 # >>709140989 # >>709144153 # >>709144343 # >>709151001 # >>709151447 # >>709151554 # >>709161359 #

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Anon drinks a bluey bee | /r/Greentext

← /co/ - Would you drink a Bluey bee IT'S IT'S COTTA GOTTA B DONG DONE #1, No. 144376000 2 hours ago 1695744837911 JPG 3024x4032 939.8 kB Would you drink a Bluey beer, Anon? 8 replies # 2, No. 144376084 1 hour ago if it tastes like bandit's c-- # 3, No. 144376098 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Does it taste like Bandit's c-- # 4, No. 144376112 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Buying this should explode your appendix #5, No. 144376114 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) is that a can of Bandits c--? if so I'm in # 6, No. 144376127 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Anon you need to tell us now c-- or no c-- NUT-THINS # 7, No. 144376134 1 hour ago 1689087266268068 PNG 342x342 189.4 kB >>144376000 (OP) 1 reply # 8, No. 144376230 1 hour ago >>144376134 Heh #9, No. 144376561 48 minutes ago Breaking news: op drinks 32 ounces of dog c-- 1 reply : ☐
← /co/ - Would you drink a Bluey bee IT'S IT'S COTTA GOTTA B DONG DONE #1, No. 144376000 2 hours ago 1695744837911 JPG 3024x4032 939.8 kB Would you drink a Bluey beer, Anon? 8 replies # 2, No. 144376084 1 hour ago if it tastes like bandit's c-- # 3, No. 144376098 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Does it taste like Bandit's c-- # 4, No. 144376112 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Buying this should explode your appendix #5, No. 144376114 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) is that a can of Bandits c--? if so I'm in # 6, No. 144376127 1 hour ago >>144376000 (OP) Anon you need to tell us now c-- or no c-- NUT-THINS # 7, No. 144376134 1 hour ago 1689087266268068 PNG 342x342 189.4 kB >>144376000 (OP) 1 reply # 8, No. 144376230 1 hour ago >>144376134 Heh #9, No. 144376561 48 minutes ago Breaking news: op drinks 32 ounces of dog c-- 1 reply : ☐

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Anon needs a new job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04.04.2023 09:31:46 > be at office job > Slack off all day, do almost nothing > intern is watching anime all day > hr is addicted to tiktok > manager always leaves early > boss and secretary are always in his office with locked door > basically nobody ever does anything > except our one programmer (who is always busy and stressed out) Modern day office work sucks
Anonymous 04.04.2023 09:31:46 > be at office job > Slack off all day, do almost nothing > intern is watching anime all day > hr is addicted to tiktok > manager always leaves early > boss and secretary are always in his office with locked door > basically nobody ever does anything > except our one programmer (who is always busy and stressed out) Modern day office work sucks

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Anon has a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My dog 218 KB JPG my house. 05/07/25(Wed)11:03:08 No.709144918 >Be Me, 2009 >Get new dog, complete nerd, deep into elder scrolls, call the dog Oblivion >Me and oblivion go everywhere together, love this dog so much, he's my best friend. >Me and oblivion go on a walk everyday at an old quarry near >Be finishing up in school, heading to college, wouldn't have gotten this far without Oblivion, still have no friends. >Head to college, come back every weekend, as years and weekends pass Oblivion gets more and more white. >Every weekend take Oblivion for a walk at the quarry, he moves much slower now. >One weekend at the quarry, Oblivion gets bit by a rat. >Oblivion doesn't react well, gets home and lies in the corner. >Few hours later Oblivions mouth won't close, starts to be in pain. >Take dog to vet, vet says not good, Oblivion needs to be put down. >Tears.jpg >Whole family comes down to vets to say goodbye. >Vet gives injection, family leave, Oblivions gone >Say my last few words to Oblivion, tell him how much I love him. >Just as I leave, close his mouth over so he looks more comfortable. >MFW I close shut the jaws of Oblivion
: Anonymous My dog 218 KB JPG my house. 05/07/25(Wed)11:03:08 No.709144918 >Be Me, 2009 >Get new dog, complete nerd, deep into elder scrolls, call the dog Oblivion >Me and oblivion go everywhere together, love this dog so much, he's my best friend. >Me and oblivion go on a walk everyday at an old quarry near >Be finishing up in school, heading to college, wouldn't have gotten this far without Oblivion, still have no friends. >Head to college, come back every weekend, as years and weekends pass Oblivion gets more and more white. >Every weekend take Oblivion for a walk at the quarry, he moves much slower now. >One weekend at the quarry, Oblivion gets bit by a rat. >Oblivion doesn't react well, gets home and lies in the corner. >Few hours later Oblivions mouth won't close, starts to be in pain. >Take dog to vet, vet says not good, Oblivion needs to be put down. >Tears.jpg >Whole family comes down to vets to say goodbye. >Vet gives injection, family leave, Oblivions gone >Say my last few words to Oblivion, tell him how much I love him. >Just as I leave, close his mouth over so he looks more comfortable. >MFW I close shut the jaws of Oblivion

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Anon hates Germans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB PNG 05/06/25 (Tue)08:48:43 No. 17669828 >german soldiers r--- and pillage italy and catholic areas throughout europe >what the catholic troops did to protestant towns in germany... unforgivable >introduces gas warfare in WW1 >you damn hecking americans... shotguns are inhumane!!! >starts a mechanized genocide >you allies... bombing a city is inhumane!!! >rapes the entirety of the western USSR >what the soviets did in berlin was genocide and mass murder... oh the tragedy >does the first ever genocide in africa >what french moroccan troops did in germany... just terrible Why are they like this?
Anonymous 26 KB PNG 05/06/25 (Tue)08:48:43 No. 17669828 >german soldiers r--- and pillage italy and catholic areas throughout europe >what the catholic troops did to protestant towns in germany... unforgivable >introduces gas warfare in WW1 >you damn hecking americans... shotguns are inhumane!!! >starts a mechanized genocide >you allies... bombing a city is inhumane!!! >rapes the entirety of the western USSR >what the soviets did in berlin was genocide and mass murder... oh the tragedy >does the first ever genocide in africa >what french moroccan troops did in germany... just terrible Why are they like this?

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Anon stays hydrated... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB PNG water 05/07/25(Wed)03:55:12 No. 934256551 Dumbass moments? I'll start >Be me as teen >Go fishing, camping and hiking often >One day out with friends to go fishing on boat >Hit Walmart beforehand >Buy Brita filter "for emergency" as I'd seen commercials with people using a water filter type thing to drink river >Later in day I actually realize I forgot water >Decide to fill Brita up with lake water, drink it straight from the container >Tastes horrible but figured it's ok since it's filtered >Repeat a few times and get really, really sick >Ended up throwing up everything and having diarrhea for days Bring clean water with you /b/ros
: Anonymous 18 KB PNG water 05/07/25(Wed)03:55:12 No. 934256551 Dumbass moments? I'll start >Be me as teen >Go fishing, camping and hiking often >One day out with friends to go fishing on boat >Hit Walmart beforehand >Buy Brita filter "for emergency" as I'd seen commercials with people using a water filter type thing to drink river >Later in day I actually realize I forgot water >Decide to fill Brita up with lake water, drink it straight from the container >Tastes horrible but figured it's ok since it's filtered >Repeat a few times and get really, really sick >Ended up throwing up everything and having diarrhea for days Bring clean water with you /b/ros

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Anon’s celstreak record | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XvkRZn4W) 05/07/25(Wed)10:07:04 No.504081642 >>504081099 (OP) # Report your celstreak record. I'm on year 8 >>504081740 # >>504081897 # >>504081994 # >>504084717 # >>504087525 # >>504087788 # >>504088976 # >>504089808 # >>504090008 # >>504090423 # >>504090463 # >>504090520 # >>504092032 # >>504092200 # >>504094220 # >>504095919 # >>504096124 # >>504096507 # >>504096939 # >>504097061 # >>504097231 # >>504097876 # >>504100004 # >>504100052 # >>504100788 # >>504101958 # >>504102043 # >>504102058 # >>504102356 # >>504103887 # >>504104532 # Anonymo >>5040816 My whole lif Anonymous (ID: TTXHC0xy 05/07/25(Wed)15:28:32 No.504102043 >>504081642 # 30 years also my age standards. I ve naɑ like ɔ opportunities to have sex with giris who weren't ugly or fat too >>504090884 #
Anonymous (ID: XvkRZn4W) 05/07/25(Wed)10:07:04 No.504081642 >>504081099 (OP) # Report your celstreak record. I'm on year 8 >>504081740 # >>504081897 # >>504081994 # >>504084717 # >>504087525 # >>504087788 # >>504088976 # >>504089808 # >>504090008 # >>504090423 # >>504090463 # >>504090520 # >>504092032 # >>504092200 # >>504094220 # >>504095919 # >>504096124 # >>504096507 # >>504096939 # >>504097061 # >>504097231 # >>504097876 # >>504100004 # >>504100052 # >>504100788 # >>504101958 # >>504102043 # >>504102058 # >>504102356 # >>504103887 # >>504104532 # Anonymo >>5040816 My whole lif Anonymous (ID: TTXHC0xy 05/07/25(Wed)15:28:32 No.504102043 >>504081642 # 30 years also my age standards. I ve naɑ like ɔ opportunities to have sex with giris who weren't ugly or fat too >>504090884 #

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Anon has a brain tumor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [ betsson sport Ga 1.04 MB PNG Anonymous >>148399059 (OP) # 05/07/25(Wed) 07:02:59 No.148399059 >survives cancer >scores a historic goal against farcelona a few minutes after they literally spat in his face how do i become so strong mind? 05/07/25(Wed)07:10:40 No.148399096 First step, get SpongeBob's house tattooed on your left arm >>148399276 # Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)07:12:20 No.148399104 >"I survived cancer unlike your daughter" - Francesco Acerbi to Luis Enrique in the 2025 Champions League final What did he mean by this bros? : Anonymous >>148399096 # kek 05/07/25(Wed) 08:09:57 No.148399276
: Anonymous [ betsson sport Ga 1.04 MB PNG Anonymous >>148399059 (OP) # 05/07/25(Wed) 07:02:59 No.148399059 >survives cancer >scores a historic goal against farcelona a few minutes after they literally spat in his face how do i become so strong mind? 05/07/25(Wed)07:10:40 No.148399096 First step, get SpongeBob's house tattooed on your left arm >>148399276 # Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)07:12:20 No.148399104 >"I survived cancer unlike your daughter" - Francesco Acerbi to Luis Enrique in the 2025 Champions League final What did he mean by this bros? : Anonymous >>148399096 # kek 05/07/25(Wed) 08:09:57 No.148399276

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Anon likes to fantasize | /r/Greentext

File: 686cdb8f-6cb8-47b7-b719-a(...).jpg (39 KB, 670x670) Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)01:53:32 No.934242909 >>934243140 >>934243566 >>934243978>>934244569 >>934245389 >>934245454 > Have a gf > live together for over a year > Have sex often > Have an 8 inch d--- > Decently built and not a retard so I always go for long but not too long, different positions, foreplay, good entry angles, the works > She nuts sometimes, but mostly says that she just enjoys the process even if she don't c-- > Do my best each time anyway bc that's what you do if you're a good man > Don't get too far up my own ass about making her nut every time though, we both have better things to do > Be today > she ovulating so had sex 4 times > Lay on bed ready for sleep > D--- hort from too much sex > gf crawls up for 5ths > god damn it, aight > Exhausted begin working her nips > Immediately starts moaning and trembling > 5 minutes in she nuts from just n------ Reminder for me and all of you that it's not about d--- length, or how fit you are, or f------ anything really, sometimes you just have to try things until it work Female orgasm is a weird f------ thing and I don't get it
File: 686cdb8f-6cb8-47b7-b719-a(...).jpg (39 KB, 670x670) Anonymous 05/07/25(Wed)01:53:32 No.934242909 >>934243140 >>934243566 >>934243978>>934244569 >>934245389 >>934245454 > Have a gf > live together for over a year > Have sex often > Have an 8 inch d--- > Decently built and not a retard so I always go for long but not too long, different positions, foreplay, good entry angles, the works > She nuts sometimes, but mostly says that she just enjoys the process even if she don't c-- > Do my best each time anyway bc that's what you do if you're a good man > Don't get too far up my own ass about making her nut every time though, we both have better things to do > Be today > she ovulating so had sex 4 times > Lay on bed ready for sleep > D--- hort from too much sex > gf crawls up for 5ths > god damn it, aight > Exhausted begin working her nips > Immediately starts moaning and trembling > 5 minutes in she nuts from just n------ Reminder for me and all of you that it's not about d--- length, or how fit you are, or f------ anything really, sometimes you just have to try things until it work Female orgasm is a weird f------ thing and I don't get it

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Brown Wave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: zmvlynH0) [05/07/25(Wed)00:50:22 No.504080358 >>504080231 (OP) India population in Canada about to quadruple. Fml
Anonymous (ID: zmvlynH0) [05/07/25(Wed)00:50:22 No.504080358 >>504080231 (OP) India population in Canada about to quadruple. Fml

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Late but still great | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG 1 Reply 04/26/25(Sat)05:14:55 No.76077323 >EVERYBODDYYYY >YEEAAAAH >ROCK YOUR BOOODYYYYY >YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH >EVERYBODYYYY YYY YYYYY >ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT >4CHANS BACK >ALRIGHT View Thread 04/26/25(Sat)08:08:55 No.76077610 Anonymous >>76077323 (OP) # I like this, sent it to my mate lol
Anonymous 35 KB JPG 1 Reply 04/26/25(Sat)05:14:55 No.76077323 >EVERYBODDYYYY >YEEAAAAH >ROCK YOUR BOOODYYYYY >YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH >EVERYBODYYYY YYY YYYYY >ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT >4CHANS BACK >ALRIGHT View Thread 04/26/25(Sat)08:08:55 No.76077610 Anonymous >>76077323 (OP) # I like this, sent it to my mate lol

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More like Geneva Suggestion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/25(Mon) 12:28:31 No.210377083 1746404831737834.png >OPTIMUS WAIT 1.09 MB PNG >ON THIS PLANET, THERE'S THIS LAW CALLED THE GENEVA CONVENTI-
Anonymous 05/05/25(Mon) 12:28:31 No.210377083 1746404831737834.png >OPTIMUS WAIT 1.09 MB PNG >ON THIS PLANET, THERE'S THIS LAW CALLED THE GENEVA CONVENTI-

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