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File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.
File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.

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Anon wants to turn back time | /r/Greentext

File: baby.jpg (315 KB, 850x1176) Download Download All Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:37:09 No.895855551 Return to baby. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:40:38 No.895855717 File: ELzD5y5WoAAlqee.jpg (101 KB, 1070x1031) Download GOU COU GA GA WAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHIAGOOHANNAH w >>895855551 (OP) GOO GOO GAH GAH WAHHHH N---- WAHHHHHHH
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its over for anon | /r/Greentext

ile: 1fb.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:31:21 No.28603133 >19.5 years old >college drop out >no friends, never had any >sperg >neet >live in a s----- small town in the middle of nowhere how hard is it for someone to turn their lives around at 19 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:33 No.28603140 probably the easiest f------ thing to do in the world >>28603142 >>28603149 >>28603299 >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:34:59 No.28603149 ► >>28603133 (OP). if you dont have your life sorted by 16 you should just kys, obviously >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:58 No.28603142 >>28603133 (OP). unironically and with my hand to my heart, I'm telling you this - It's over
ile: 1fb.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:31:21 No.28603133 >19.5 years old >college drop out >no friends, never had any >sperg >neet >live in a s----- small town in the middle of nowhere how hard is it for someone to turn their lives around at 19 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:33 No.28603140 probably the easiest f------ thing to do in the world >>28603142 >>28603149 >>28603299 >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:34:59 No.28603149 ► >>28603133 (OP). if you dont have your life sorted by 16 you should just kys, obviously >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:58 No.28603142 >>28603133 (OP). unironically and with my hand to my heart, I'm telling you this - It's over

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Go outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)22:53:19 No.24133866 1601397864736m.jpg 49 KB JPG GO OUTSIDE INCEL And do what? Walk around in a circle until you go home again? Regular people don't randomly stroll into crazy situations, meet new people and learn something new. You go outside, and you walk, or ride, and then you return to your home, and nothing has changed. This arguement doesn't even make sense, I've been outside, I get outside every day and there's literally nothing of note to report. I haven't struck up a conversation with a stranger, or saved a cat from a tree, or ran into a beautiful woman. So what do people mean by this?
: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)22:53:19 No.24133866 1601397864736m.jpg 49 KB JPG GO OUTSIDE INCEL And do what? Walk around in a circle until you go home again? Regular people don't randomly stroll into crazy situations, meet new people and learn something new. You go outside, and you walk, or ride, and then you return to your home, and nothing has changed. This arguement doesn't even make sense, I've been outside, I get outside every day and there's literally nothing of note to report. I haven't struck up a conversation with a stranger, or saved a cat from a tree, or ran into a beautiful woman. So what do people mean by this?

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Anon Is A Damn Liar | /r/Greentext

Broms Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:48:20 No.631430479 [Reply] >>631439940 >Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. Its just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself sir?
Broms Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:48:20 No.631430479 [Reply] >>631439940 >Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. Its just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself sir?

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anon is in dire need of advice | /r/Greentext

dude need some advice >be me >scrolling through tinder >find a cute goth girl >we match and start talking >after a bit she says "i like your personality, what's your number" >we exchange numbers and have been facetiming every night for about a week >learn she has BPD and has severe abandonment issues >learn that all her ex boyfriends were extremely toxic YES HONEY 101 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)11:03:13 No.896380077 >learn that i'm the nicest guy she's met >she is really affectionate and im loving the attention >every now and again she'll warn me that she is in fact crazy but i press onwards anyways because she's cute and i think i can handle it >starts calling me "darling" and "hun" >gets panicked if i don't text back in a timely manner it's only been 5 days and my window to leave is closing FAST she doesn't live close so i could leave if i wanted but she'll probably kill herself or spiral into insanity she's the goth gf of my dreams and she's infatuated with me but i'm scared i won't be able to hit escape if s--- hits the fan which it probably will what the f--- do i do? screenshots below : dude 03/23/23/Thu11:04:04 No.896380114
dude need some advice >be me >scrolling through tinder >find a cute goth girl >we match and start talking >after a bit she says "i like your personality, what's your number" >we exchange numbers and have been facetiming every night for about a week >learn she has BPD and has severe abandonment issues >learn that all her ex boyfriends were extremely toxic YES HONEY 101 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)11:03:13 No.896380077 >learn that i'm the nicest guy she's met >she is really affectionate and im loving the attention >every now and again she'll warn me that she is in fact crazy but i press onwards anyways because she's cute and i think i can handle it >starts calling me "darling" and "hun" >gets panicked if i don't text back in a timely manner it's only been 5 days and my window to leave is closing FAST she doesn't live close so i could leave if i wanted but she'll probably kill herself or spiral into insanity she's the goth gf of my dreams and she's infatuated with me but i'm scared i won't be able to hit escape if s--- hits the fan which it probably will what the f--- do i do? screenshots below : dude 03/23/23/Thu11:04:04 No.896380114

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Anon doesn't want to be a wage slave anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anon and the ant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >see ant >smush it and flick it into ashtray >mfw I just took the life of a living creature with my bare hands and cast its mangled corpse into a pit of ashes Bros.... am I evil? That sounds pretty villainous. 1.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)11:12:10 No.72679700 : Anonymous don't project yourself onto the ant PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE 1.7 MB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:24:03 No.72679809 03/23/23(Thu)11:59:53 No.72680172 >>72679700 (OP) # Giving half a chance that ant would kill you and everyone you care about then invite the entire colony to come devour your rotting corpses.
: Anonymous >see ant >smush it and flick it into ashtray >mfw I just took the life of a living creature with my bare hands and cast its mangled corpse into a pit of ashes Bros.... am I evil? That sounds pretty villainous. 1.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)11:12:10 No.72679700 : Anonymous don't project yourself onto the ant PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE 1.7 MB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:24:03 No.72679809 03/23/23(Thu)11:59:53 No.72680172 >>72679700 (OP) # Giving half a chance that ant would kill you and everyone you care about then invite the entire colony to come devour your rotting corpses.

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Anons fiancé is special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23(Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355- >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available 515 KB JPG >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days
: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23(Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355- >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available 515 KB JPG >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days

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This post is regarded. | /r/Greentext

File: 97710d56003795925597726f3(...).jpg (95 KB, 481x481) ☐ "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas was originally called "Let's Get Retarded". Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)07:27:57 No.896370893 It's been a couple of years since I discovered this "fact" and I'm still unsure if it's actually a 4chan psyops to retcon people into believing it. Which one of you bastards is behind it?
File: 97710d56003795925597726f3(...).jpg (95 KB, 481x481) ☐ "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas was originally called "Let's Get Retarded". Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)07:27:57 No.896370893 It's been a couple of years since I discovered this "fact" and I'm still unsure if it's actually a 4chan psyops to retcon people into believing it. Which one of you bastards is behind it?

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Anon visits their grandma | /r/Greentext

01 03 07 572 KB PNG >I'm in tears, together >be me last year >Trans m to f >Playing new super Mario bros when dad walks in >My parents are talking to her, saying their goodbyes >On the way out I hear "wait, Gregory, I want to see my grandson one last time" >Says we're going to go see grandma, her cancer has gotten worse >Head to hospital >She's laying there on her death bed remembering all of the times we spent >I walk over to her telling her my name's Mandy now actually >She says "no, you will always be my grandson Gregory and I love you, you're a handsome young man" >Parents look at each other awkwardly >I cry on the ride home >Go back to playing new super Mario bros >Parents apologize for what grandma said to me, they've always been super supportive : Anonymous Should I even go through hormone therapy at this point? I feel an intense guilt 87 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)09:45:15 No.896379491 >>896379477 (OP) #
01 03 07 572 KB PNG >I'm in tears, together >be me last year >Trans m to f >Playing new super Mario bros when dad walks in >My parents are talking to her, saying their goodbyes >On the way out I hear "wait, Gregory, I want to see my grandson one last time" >Says we're going to go see grandma, her cancer has gotten worse >Head to hospital >She's laying there on her death bed remembering all of the times we spent >I walk over to her telling her my name's Mandy now actually >She says "no, you will always be my grandson Gregory and I love you, you're a handsome young man" >Parents look at each other awkwardly >I cry on the ride home >Go back to playing new super Mario bros >Parents apologize for what grandma said to me, they've always been super supportive : Anonymous Should I even go through hormone therapy at this point? I feel an intense guilt 87 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)09:45:15 No.896379491 >>896379477 (OP) #

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anon eats a potato bomb | /r/Greentext

File: 1546313453246.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)13:59:02 No.70360109 >go to local bakery to get a potato bomb >right next to bakery is a gym with a massive window in front of the treadmills >people sweating and panting while running >stand in front of window and eat the potato bomb while keeping eye contact >walk away as they hurl insults at me through the glass i have no regrets. i bet i made them stronger and more motivated, plus that potato bomb was delicious
File: 1546313453246.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)13:59:02 No.70360109 >go to local bakery to get a potato bomb >right next to bakery is a gym with a massive window in front of the treadmills >people sweating and panting while running >stand in front of window and eat the potato bomb while keeping eye contact >walk away as they hurl insults at me through the glass i have no regrets. i bet i made them stronger and more motivated, plus that potato bomb was delicious

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Anons post phrases that are nonsense unless you watch/read anime/manga | /r/Greentext

File: 49582049.jpg (84 KB, 697x768) THINK YOU JUST NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH, A F----- 205 Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:30:20 No.250407260 >>250407319 >>250407500 >>250407647 ITT: Phrases that are nonsense unless you watch anime read mango >just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right >i will pleasure myself with this fish >a cat is fine too >my battle power is 530,000 >tuberculotic homosexuality >it's not because you're a rabbit but becauce you're black Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:31:27 No.250407319 ► >>250407260 (OP). >females peak at 13 years old Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:35:20 No.250407500 >>250407260 (OP). >correction needed
File: 49582049.jpg (84 KB, 697x768) THINK YOU JUST NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH, A F----- 205 Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:30:20 No.250407260 >>250407319 >>250407500 >>250407647 ITT: Phrases that are nonsense unless you watch anime read mango >just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right >i will pleasure myself with this fish >a cat is fine too >my battle power is 530,000 >tuberculotic homosexuality >it's not because you're a rabbit but becauce you're black Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:31:27 No.250407319 ► >>250407260 (OP). >females peak at 13 years old Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:35:20 No.250407500 >>250407260 (OP). >correction needed

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Anon would have you bitches as my maid of honors | /r/Greentext

A Normal male behavior or am I trans? Normal male behavior or am I t(...) I keep daydreaming about my wedding. About how I would be the prettiest and the most graceful little bride and how I would have a summer wedding with lots of beautiful decorations. I spend hours reading wedding magazines and browsing wedding themed webpages. I even got to try on a wedding dress at my friend's mom's wedding boutique and it made me feel so happy and pretty I feel like I'm lying to myself... 781 KB JPG 03/22/23(Wed)22:14:07 No.30190679 Radiochan !!8R5lcuH3PgQ >>30190679 (OP) # Yer trans 03/22/23 (Wed)22:14:36 No.30190683 03/22/23 (Wed)22:17:55 No.30190713 Anonymous >>30190679 (OP) # Yeah dude, that's normal quy behavior.
A Normal male behavior or am I trans? Normal male behavior or am I t(...) I keep daydreaming about my wedding. About how I would be the prettiest and the most graceful little bride and how I would have a summer wedding with lots of beautiful decorations. I spend hours reading wedding magazines and browsing wedding themed webpages. I even got to try on a wedding dress at my friend's mom's wedding boutique and it made me feel so happy and pretty I feel like I'm lying to myself... 781 KB JPG 03/22/23(Wed)22:14:07 No.30190679 Radiochan !!8R5lcuH3PgQ >>30190679 (OP) # Yer trans 03/22/23 (Wed)22:14:36 No.30190683 03/22/23 (Wed)22:17:55 No.30190713 Anonymous >>30190679 (OP) # Yeah dude, that's normal quy behavior.

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Anon is phony and homosexual | /r/Greentext

File: similar grill.jpg (51 KB, 551x964) Ofriendzoning a stacy Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)18:04:35 No.896230545 >grow up spending my evenings in my mother's dance studio because she had to work evenings >be friendly with all the girls my age, but distant, mostly playing the GameCube in the back room >eventually a few of them take a liking to me and the queen Stacy tried to date me >too young to give a s---, doesn't work >eventually she gets a BF but won't stop flirting with me >by this time I'm old enough to stay at home but since our parents are friends I still see her all the time >she gets chubby and basically walks all over her bf >fast forward a few years and shes become obsessed with working out >I choose a university far from home >immediately after she chooses the same one >from the very start of classes she's always trying to visit me >all my new friends think we are dating and ask why I'm lying that we aren't >I refuse to date her even tho she's smoking hot at this point, built like a muscle mommy and super flexible from dancing >she's asking me to feel her booty gains, hang out all the time, wants to cuddle, asks me what dress she wants me to wear, etc. But she's still dating the guy back home long distance so I refuse >one night we get blackout drunk and accidently make out, almost sleep with her >immediately find a different girl to be my gf so she has to back off >she's seething and stops talking to me >I marry the girl I found, while she becomes a super libtard and breaks up with the poor bf she had for a guy 20 years older and marries him >now she's chubby again Dodged a bullet there lads. Always trust your instincts, and never stick your d--- in crazy.
File: similar grill.jpg (51 KB, 551x964) Ofriendzoning a stacy Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)18:04:35 No.896230545 >grow up spending my evenings in my mother's dance studio because she had to work evenings >be friendly with all the girls my age, but distant, mostly playing the GameCube in the back room >eventually a few of them take a liking to me and the queen Stacy tried to date me >too young to give a s---, doesn't work >eventually she gets a BF but won't stop flirting with me >by this time I'm old enough to stay at home but since our parents are friends I still see her all the time >she gets chubby and basically walks all over her bf >fast forward a few years and shes become obsessed with working out >I choose a university far from home >immediately after she chooses the same one >from the very start of classes she's always trying to visit me >all my new friends think we are dating and ask why I'm lying that we aren't >I refuse to date her even tho she's smoking hot at this point, built like a muscle mommy and super flexible from dancing >she's asking me to feel her booty gains, hang out all the time, wants to cuddle, asks me what dress she wants me to wear, etc. But she's still dating the guy back home long distance so I refuse >one night we get blackout drunk and accidently make out, almost sleep with her >immediately find a different girl to be my gf so she has to back off >she's seething and stops talking to me >I marry the girl I found, while she becomes a super libtard and breaks up with the poor bf she had for a guy 20 years older and marries him >now she's chubby again Dodged a bullet there lads. Always trust your instincts, and never stick your d--- in crazy.

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Second screw up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r2L5bJmM) Hawaii Nuclear Warning 5:39 19:39 01/17/18 (Wed)07:55:01 No.157013532 password.jpg 18 KB JPG e Password Warning south o The idiots behind the false missile warning left their f------ password on display for the press photo.
Anonymous (ID: r2L5bJmM) Hawaii Nuclear Warning 5:39 19:39 01/17/18 (Wed)07:55:01 No.157013532 password.jpg 18 KB JPG e Password Warning south o The idiots behind the false missile warning left their f------ password on display for the press photo.

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You come at the king, you best not miss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PULGAD CERA Ja 33 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue) 15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level
: Anonymous PULGAD CERA Ja 33 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue) 15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level

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Anon has asshole friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous QUILTED MOZAL 03/23/23(Thu)15:03:37 No.72679115 203 KB JPG > Be me > 18 years old > aside from school I be working at Burger King The building where the Burger King is located is wall to wall to a local nightclub, you can basically hear the music and drunk people inside the Burger King. > got a day off > ask my friends at school if they want to go out clubbing > everyone is busy and has other plans > maybe next time anon > well since I got nothing to do I might as well worn extra today > go to work and do regular Burger King s--- > can hear the bass from the nightclub while I prep the burgers > finished shift only think left is to throw the trash > go outside and throws the trash container > the line to the club is next to the trash container > suddenly see my friends in the line > oh hi anon.. we went out last minute. Want to join us? > that feeling when I have to work flipping burger while my friends go out without me > come home sad and and see they have fun posting on snapchat Gonna kill myself anons not sure if I can take it anymore
Anonymous QUILTED MOZAL 03/23/23(Thu)15:03:37 No.72679115 203 KB JPG > Be me > 18 years old > aside from school I be working at Burger King The building where the Burger King is located is wall to wall to a local nightclub, you can basically hear the music and drunk people inside the Burger King. > got a day off > ask my friends at school if they want to go out clubbing > everyone is busy and has other plans > maybe next time anon > well since I got nothing to do I might as well worn extra today > go to work and do regular Burger King s--- > can hear the bass from the nightclub while I prep the burgers > finished shift only think left is to throw the trash > go outside and throws the trash container > the line to the club is next to the trash container > suddenly see my friends in the line > oh hi anon.. we went out last minute. Want to join us? > that feeling when I have to work flipping burger while my friends go out without me > come home sad and and see they have fun posting on snapchat Gonna kill myself anons not sure if I can take it anymore

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Anon is discouraged. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)21:25:23 No.72678763 gucci & gumdrops @queend236 Being a housewife is only fun when you're married to someone wealthy and can go to yoga and get your nails done. Being a housewife to a man making $65k and having to cook, clean, do laundry, go to the post office, and take the kids to school all for free is not the easy life kek.png 325 KB PNG >tfw you have to make over a million a year to even betabux in 2023
: Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)21:25:23 No.72678763 gucci & gumdrops @queend236 Being a housewife is only fun when you're married to someone wealthy and can go to yoga and get your nails done. Being a housewife to a man making $65k and having to cook, clean, do laundry, go to the post office, and take the kids to school all for free is not the easy life kek.png 325 KB PNG >tfw you have to make over a million a year to even betabux in 2023

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: Anonymous I'll ride my bike instead 694 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:28:08 No.72677465 >Be 17 and broke >ask a girl out to the movies >she says yes >on my way to pick her up >car starts making noises and funny smells >pull into my car garage >mechanic tells me I need new brakes >I have no money >he tells me I need a special kind of brakes which are really expensive >I know he's lying >I tell him I'm going on a date, and I need to be able to brake >he says "Well if you want to be able to brake, then you'll have to pay" >I yell at him "I want to brake free" >"I want to brake free!" >"I want to brake free from your lies, you're so self- satisfied I don't need you" >"I've got to brake free" >speed out of garage >look in rear view mirror >see my face >I am Freddie Mercury
: Anonymous I'll ride my bike instead 694 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:28:08 No.72677465 >Be 17 and broke >ask a girl out to the movies >she says yes >on my way to pick her up >car starts making noises and funny smells >pull into my car garage >mechanic tells me I need new brakes >I have no money >he tells me I need a special kind of brakes which are really expensive >I know he's lying >I tell him I'm going on a date, and I need to be able to brake >he says "Well if you want to be able to brake, then you'll have to pay" >I yell at him "I want to brake free" >"I want to brake free!" >"I want to brake free from your lies, you're so self- satisfied I don't need you" >"I've got to brake free" >speed out of garage >look in rear view mirror >see my face >I am Freddie Mercury

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