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Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing
Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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Anon stops gooning | /r/Greentext

coomer is too high. >>39355027 (OP). >stop gooning 10 days ago >meditate every day and read the coiled serpent every day >go to work today after WFH for weeks >actually talk to people in my loud baritone voice instead of avoiding everyone like a bitch >maybe next time I'll actually talk to a girl I don't know if it's just placebo but I'll stick to it. The price of being a
coomer is too high. >>39355027 (OP). >stop gooning 10 days ago >meditate every day and read the coiled serpent every day >go to work today after WFH for weeks >actually talk to people in my loud baritone voice instead of avoiding everyone like a bitch >maybe next time I'll actually talk to a girl I don't know if it's just placebo but I'll stick to it. The price of being a

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Anon hates the Red Scare | /r/Greentext

File: inbound7413181611322871097.jpg (244 KB, 2000x2000) Left Authoritarian Right Man I love the Red Scare Anonymous (ID: JZjk3zRC) 12/06/24(Fri)15:38:25 No.490590644 ► >Criticize capitalism >Get replies saying communism killed 100 bajillion people >Say you don't want communism >People can't read so you have even more replies saying you're a tankie Man I love the Red Scare Libertarian
File: inbound7413181611322871097.jpg (244 KB, 2000x2000) Left Authoritarian Right Man I love the Red Scare Anonymous (ID: JZjk3zRC) 12/06/24(Fri)15:38:25 No.490590644 ► >Criticize capitalism >Get replies saying communism killed 100 bajillion people >Say you don't want communism >People can't read so you have even more replies saying you're a tankie Man I love the Red Scare Libertarian

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An American Weeb | /r/Greentext

Gaming THE GAME AWARDS = ME ARDS Tube Gaming Hideo-Kojima-696x442.jpg >loves Western movies 34 KB JPG >built his career on the backs of Western audiences >collaborates with Western actors, directors, etc... to great success >personally invited by Geoff to TGAs to shill his products to Western audiences live >doesn't try to learn a LICK of English to at least deliver his speech in what the f--- is his problem?
Gaming THE GAME AWARDS = ME ARDS Tube Gaming Hideo-Kojima-696x442.jpg >loves Western movies 34 KB JPG >built his career on the backs of Western audiences >collaborates with Western actors, directors, etc... to great success >personally invited by Geoff to TGAs to shill his products to Western audiences live >doesn't try to learn a LICK of English to at least deliver his speech in what the f--- is his problem?

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Anon is the Penguin | /r/Greentext

1.05 MB PNG 09/30/24(Mon)23:56:54 No.204034094 >Drive up to local 7/11 in Volvo 240 >Waddle up to the door >A civilian opens the door out of respect >Looks at me, I tell em "Bum leg" reality I'm a fat ass >Get family size bag of Doritos and mountain 2 liter of mountain dew. >Could afford the good stuff from a great score at metal recycling plant, my own operation. >Go to clerk, see tabloids on celebrities and I tell the clerk >"Look at dat, Mansions, pools, maids. They're born full. World wasn't made for guys like us" >Clerk Ignores me "Heh its ok no need to be intimated" >Waddle back to my volvo 240 >Trip off curb and I land on my Doritos crushing them and popping the bag. my mountain dew gets all shaken up. >Couple of Gurls see this, Dust my self off "I ain't no p---- boy" >Gurl goes towards my open window and says "Take it easy big guy and smiles" >"Heh they respect me" >Drive off, Mountain dew explodes in car like a gun shot, s--- pants >End
1.05 MB PNG 09/30/24(Mon)23:56:54 No.204034094 >Drive up to local 7/11 in Volvo 240 >Waddle up to the door >A civilian opens the door out of respect >Looks at me, I tell em "Bum leg" reality I'm a fat ass >Get family size bag of Doritos and mountain 2 liter of mountain dew. >Could afford the good stuff from a great score at metal recycling plant, my own operation. >Go to clerk, see tabloids on celebrities and I tell the clerk >"Look at dat, Mansions, pools, maids. They're born full. World wasn't made for guys like us" >Clerk Ignores me "Heh its ok no need to be intimated" >Waddle back to my volvo 240 >Trip off curb and I land on my Doritos crushing them and popping the bag. my mountain dew gets all shaken up. >Couple of Gurls see this, Dust my self off "I ain't no p---- boy" >Gurl goes towards my open window and says "Take it easy big guy and smiles" >"Heh they respect me" >Drive off, Mountain dew explodes in car like a gun shot, s--- pants >End

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It's almost like /pw/ speaks it's own language | /r/Greentext

dex] [Catalog] [Bottom] 2023-10-06T065704.881.jpg (50 KB, 900x900) google yandex iqdb wait ♥ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:28:45 No. 16413217 >>16413509 >you tell me >he doesn't tell you Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:30:14 No.16413221 >>16413250 1655218812508.jpg (96 KB, 1200x800) google yandex iqdb wait >You already know даро Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:40:52 No.16413242 >>16413254 1665776471360559.gif (3.69 MB, 280x280) google yandex iqdb wait >how you know? >he doesn't know Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:43:12 No. 16413247 dm.jpg (36 KB, 358x358) google yandex iqdb wait >If I told you that one there would be a meltdown. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:43:29 No.16413250 >>16413221 >He doesn't know Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:44:30 No.16413254 >>16413259 >>16413242 H--------. Is that real? Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:45:57 No.16413259 >>16413254 You tell me Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:48:49 No.16413268 1590458367.gif (114 KB, 316x193) google yandex iqdb wait >a bit esoteric no? >it's totally normal Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:52:34 No.16413279 i-2023-10-23T034429.982.jpg (64 KB, 720x540) google yandex iqdb wait >fine speech >speech isn't fine Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:58:34 No.16413289 >>16413312 mayu-iwatani-is-arguably-(...).jpg (30 KB, 552x559) google yandex iqdb wait >[sad news] >it's great news Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:02:24 No.16413305 1729068849488356.gif NOT XDDD ! NOT XDDDD !! (294 KB, 404x399) google yandex iqdb wait >use /pw/tisms like a retarded mark on /pw/ >get banned on /pw/ for off-topic Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:04:56 No. 16413312 >>16413504 Mayu Botchatani 03.webm (2.64 MB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait title >>16413289 >botch wrestler Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:06:53 No. 16413314 1306004362600.jpg (8 KB, 182x182) google yandex iqdb wait >love wrestling >doesn't watch it Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:11:46 No.16413320 1732667122473998.png (68 KB, 470x270) google yandex iqdb wait >nah that's you >it's not you at all Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:18:46 No.16413333 1731727525199272.jpg (130 KB, 700x515) google yandex iqdb wait >make a slight grammatical mistake on my argument >Get GOOD MORNING SAAR'd Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:27:08 No.16413340 >>16413484 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png (236 KB, 400x416) google yandex iqdb wait >maybe on planet retard >actually living on planet retard, so I can't argue back. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:49:08 No. 16413389 >>16413484 1732510352764518.png (24 KB, 333x333) google yandex iqdb wait >off-topic thread >better than the whole catalog Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:54:57 No.16413398 1 down.png (1.94 MB, 1273x819) google yandex iqdb wait >Nice selfie >It's not a picture of me at all Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:55:59 No.16413400 >>16413484 01.png (1.13 MB, 864x862) google yandex iqdb wait >Turn your monitor on >Monitor's been on the whole time Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:00:04 No. 16413404 54.png (1.23 MB, 892x496) google yandex iqdb wait >She cute >She monke Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:32:50 No.16413484 finnertaker.jpg (144 KB, 1278x706) google yandex iqdb wait FINNER >>16413340 >>16413400 >>16413400 This one too These three particularly hurt >>16413389 Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:34:35 No.16413492 batman robin.jpg (164 KB, 1920x1080) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:38:02 No.16413504 1701081727037171.png (304 KB, 505x561) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413312 kek this gimmick of posting extremely minor botches is starting to get over with me brother Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:39:23 No. 16413509 >>16413217 (OP) I'm sorry for the loss of your brain. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:39:29 No. 16413510 1694158945194210.gif (3.28 MB, 200x150) google yandex iqdb wait >anything can happen Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:46:35 No.16413530 1728072811092017.png (120 KB, 499x582) google yandex iqdb wait >we don't sign our posts here >post wasn't signed Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:01:47 No.16413578 >>16413582 +1 to the image limit.jpg (54 KB, 400x400) google yandex iqdb wait +1 to image limit >my ass seeing threads >contribute nothing and steal all the images on them 4chan No contribution Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:04:06 No. 16413582 link-thumbs-up.gif (454 KB, 370x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413578 100% based, and I've also been farming reaction images. This STILL makes us better than most of the current clientele of the board, which is sad Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:12:54 No.16413606 >>16413624 >>16413625 imgs_touch (2).jpg (74 KB, 748x1023) google yandex iqdb wait >pretend to draw a lot of dimes on 4chan >all (You)'s are form myself and own boogeyman persona replying to my posts ■ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:18:59 No.16413624 >>16413606 STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS! Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:19:08 No.16413625 finner death.jpg (102 KB, 600x400) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413606 >see two people arguing in a thread >reply to one of them pretending to be the other >argument escalates
dex] [Catalog] [Bottom] 2023-10-06T065704.881.jpg (50 KB, 900x900) google yandex iqdb wait ♥ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:28:45 No. 16413217 >>16413509 >you tell me >he doesn't tell you Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:30:14 No.16413221 >>16413250 1655218812508.jpg (96 KB, 1200x800) google yandex iqdb wait >You already know даро Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:40:52 No.16413242 >>16413254 1665776471360559.gif (3.69 MB, 280x280) google yandex iqdb wait >how you know? >he doesn't know Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:43:12 No. 16413247 dm.jpg (36 KB, 358x358) google yandex iqdb wait >If I told you that one there would be a meltdown. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:43:29 No.16413250 >>16413221 >He doesn't know Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:44:30 No.16413254 >>16413259 >>16413242 H--------. Is that real? Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:45:57 No.16413259 >>16413254 You tell me Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:48:49 No.16413268 1590458367.gif (114 KB, 316x193) google yandex iqdb wait >a bit esoteric no? >it's totally normal Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:52:34 No.16413279 i-2023-10-23T034429.982.jpg (64 KB, 720x540) google yandex iqdb wait >fine speech >speech isn't fine Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)04:58:34 No.16413289 >>16413312 mayu-iwatani-is-arguably-(...).jpg (30 KB, 552x559) google yandex iqdb wait >[sad news] >it's great news Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:02:24 No.16413305 1729068849488356.gif NOT XDDD ! NOT XDDDD !! (294 KB, 404x399) google yandex iqdb wait >use /pw/tisms like a retarded mark on /pw/ >get banned on /pw/ for off-topic Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:04:56 No. 16413312 >>16413504 Mayu Botchatani 03.webm (2.64 MB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait title >>16413289 >botch wrestler Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:06:53 No. 16413314 1306004362600.jpg (8 KB, 182x182) google yandex iqdb wait >love wrestling >doesn't watch it Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:11:46 No.16413320 1732667122473998.png (68 KB, 470x270) google yandex iqdb wait >nah that's you >it's not you at all Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:18:46 No.16413333 1731727525199272.jpg (130 KB, 700x515) google yandex iqdb wait >make a slight grammatical mistake on my argument >Get GOOD MORNING SAAR'd Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:27:08 No.16413340 >>16413484 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png (236 KB, 400x416) google yandex iqdb wait >maybe on planet retard >actually living on planet retard, so I can't argue back. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:49:08 No. 16413389 >>16413484 1732510352764518.png (24 KB, 333x333) google yandex iqdb wait >off-topic thread >better than the whole catalog Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:54:57 No.16413398 1 down.png (1.94 MB, 1273x819) google yandex iqdb wait >Nice selfie >It's not a picture of me at all Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)05:55:59 No.16413400 >>16413484 01.png (1.13 MB, 864x862) google yandex iqdb wait >Turn your monitor on >Monitor's been on the whole time Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:00:04 No. 16413404 54.png (1.23 MB, 892x496) google yandex iqdb wait >She cute >She monke Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:32:50 No.16413484 finnertaker.jpg (144 KB, 1278x706) google yandex iqdb wait FINNER >>16413340 >>16413400 >>16413400 This one too These three particularly hurt >>16413389 Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:34:35 No.16413492 batman robin.jpg (164 KB, 1920x1080) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:38:02 No.16413504 1701081727037171.png (304 KB, 505x561) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413312 kek this gimmick of posting extremely minor botches is starting to get over with me brother Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:39:23 No. 16413509 >>16413217 (OP) I'm sorry for the loss of your brain. Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:39:29 No. 16413510 1694158945194210.gif (3.28 MB, 200x150) google yandex iqdb wait >anything can happen Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)06:46:35 No.16413530 1728072811092017.png (120 KB, 499x582) google yandex iqdb wait >we don't sign our posts here >post wasn't signed Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:01:47 No.16413578 >>16413582 +1 to the image limit.jpg (54 KB, 400x400) google yandex iqdb wait +1 to image limit >my ass seeing threads >contribute nothing and steal all the images on them 4chan No contribution Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:04:06 No. 16413582 link-thumbs-up.gif (454 KB, 370x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413578 100% based, and I've also been farming reaction images. This STILL makes us better than most of the current clientele of the board, which is sad Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:12:54 No.16413606 >>16413624 >>16413625 imgs_touch (2).jpg (74 KB, 748x1023) google yandex iqdb wait >pretend to draw a lot of dimes on 4chan >all (You)'s are form myself and own boogeyman persona replying to my posts ■ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:18:59 No.16413624 >>16413606 STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS! Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:19:08 No.16413625 finner death.jpg (102 KB, 600x400) google yandex iqdb wait >>16413606 >see two people arguing in a thread >reply to one of them pretending to be the other >argument escalates

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File: file.gif (48 KB, 638x484) ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:52:27 No.206732748 ►>>206732823 >>206738341 >>206740685 >>206740702 >and the good news? >...that WAS the good news! ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:54:09 No.206732823 File: pepedoubletake.jpg (7 KB, 250x206) >>206732978 >>206732748 (OP). >Erm...guys? You *might* want to take a look at this... ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:57:29 No.206732978 ► File: file.jpg (22 KB, 360x360) cool ZONE >>206732823 In english Doc ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:59:27 No.206733057 File: 1687657859202024.jpg (101 KB, 616x624) Unregistered HyperCam 2 Screen Capture Pro v. 1.3 Free trial version >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)17:36:00 No.206736158 >>206736251 >>206738770 Alright, anon. How do I trust you? ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)19:13:01 No.206738770 ►>>206740545 File: 1730468296997833.jpg (155 KB, 1216x1329) >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:01:24 No.206740702 File: images (63).jpg (3 KB, 278x181) >>206736158 Because I'm the only one who can save you. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)19:23:24 No.206738971 File: 1733469481027855.png (131 KB, 400x400) >The time has come >So have I, pal >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)20:45:36 No.206740493 File: 1617971403943.png (427 KB, 767x564) You have 10 free Screen Captures remaining. To purchase the full version and unlock unlimited screen captures subscribe now for only $19.99 per month. >one more, then I retire >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)20:59:24 No.206740675 ►>>206741181 File: 1732064880127187.png (774 KB, 744x741) www.Bandicam.com Screen Crop Pro v 0.91. >He's right in front of me isn't he? ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)16:03:01 No.206733202 File: pepegirl2.jpg (76 KB, 640x1136) >I didn't think... >THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T THINK! e O KINO >>206732748 (OP) >[Screams protagonist surname]! >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:04:33 No.206740742 File: 1730943833563996.jpg (116 KB, 960x1280) 3418 >A toast... >to old friends >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:17:54 No.206740905 File: 1733466980018366m.jpg (71 KB, 1024x928) >He's got hostages. We can't do anything >B-------, we can't! >Just relax and wait for the negotiator! That's an order! >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:25:31 No.206741000 >> >so what's the bad news >chk chk >i'm the bad news ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:41:49 No.206741266 >>206741318 File: de5.png (267 KB, 850x680) TNT >where are we? >the real question is, WHY are we? >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:01:21 No.206740700 File: 1667986259992560.png (422 KB, 1055x845) >well at least (thing about to happen) didnt happen >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:51:22 No.206741437 File: Sad Apu.jpg (67 KB, 1024x962) >Plan B? That was the plan B! >>206741265 >Uh...Who invited this guy again?
File: file.gif (48 KB, 638x484) ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:52:27 No.206732748 ►>>206732823 >>206738341 >>206740685 >>206740702 >and the good news? >...that WAS the good news! ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:54:09 No.206732823 File: pepedoubletake.jpg (7 KB, 250x206) >>206732978 >>206732748 (OP). >Erm...guys? You *might* want to take a look at this... ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:57:29 No.206732978 ► File: file.jpg (22 KB, 360x360) cool ZONE >>206732823 In english Doc ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)15:59:27 No.206733057 File: 1687657859202024.jpg (101 KB, 616x624) Unregistered HyperCam 2 Screen Capture Pro v. 1.3 Free trial version >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)17:36:00 No.206736158 >>206736251 >>206738770 Alright, anon. How do I trust you? ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)19:13:01 No.206738770 ►>>206740545 File: 1730468296997833.jpg (155 KB, 1216x1329) >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:01:24 No.206740702 File: images (63).jpg (3 KB, 278x181) >>206736158 Because I'm the only one who can save you. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)19:23:24 No.206738971 File: 1733469481027855.png (131 KB, 400x400) >The time has come >So have I, pal >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)20:45:36 No.206740493 File: 1617971403943.png (427 KB, 767x564) You have 10 free Screen Captures remaining. To purchase the full version and unlock unlimited screen captures subscribe now for only $19.99 per month. >one more, then I retire >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)20:59:24 No.206740675 ►>>206741181 File: 1732064880127187.png (774 KB, 744x741) www.Bandicam.com Screen Crop Pro v 0.91. >He's right in front of me isn't he? ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)16:03:01 No.206733202 File: pepegirl2.jpg (76 KB, 640x1136) >I didn't think... >THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T THINK! e O KINO >>206732748 (OP) >[Screams protagonist surname]! >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:04:33 No.206740742 File: 1730943833563996.jpg (116 KB, 960x1280) 3418 >A toast... >to old friends >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:17:54 No.206740905 File: 1733466980018366m.jpg (71 KB, 1024x928) >He's got hostages. We can't do anything >B-------, we can't! >Just relax and wait for the negotiator! That's an order! >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:25:31 No.206741000 >> >so what's the bad news >chk chk >i'm the bad news ☐ Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:41:49 No.206741266 >>206741318 File: de5.png (267 KB, 850x680) TNT >where are we? >the real question is, WHY are we? >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:01:21 No.206740700 File: 1667986259992560.png (422 KB, 1055x845) >well at least (thing about to happen) didnt happen >> Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)21:51:22 No.206741437 File: Sad Apu.jpg (67 KB, 1024x962) >Plan B? That was the plan B! >>206741265 >Uh...Who invited this guy again?

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Close encounters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)13:19:12 No.38927284 + alium.png 196 KB PNG >ufo comes down from the sky >alien invites you on board >you go on the ship >another alien comes up to you >shows you this how do you respond?
: Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)13:19:12 No.38927284 + alium.png 196 KB PNG >ufo comes down from the sky >alien invites you on board >you go on the ship >another alien comes up to you >shows you this how do you respond?

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He must be stopped! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:47:25 No.103767350 Dotm-sentinelprime-film-death.jpg 1.08 MB JPG "Optimus wait the humans have something called the Geneva Conve-" Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:48:17 No.103767366 >>103767350 (OP) # >Genevacon MUST BE STOPPED >>103768463 # >>103771294 # >>103771472 # >>103772040 # >>103772188 # >>103773498 # >>103774177 #
Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:47:25 No.103767350 Dotm-sentinelprime-film-death.jpg 1.08 MB JPG "Optimus wait the humans have something called the Geneva Conve-" Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:48:17 No.103767366 >>103767350 (OP) # >Genevacon MUST BE STOPPED >>103768463 # >>103771294 # >>103771472 # >>103772040 # >>103772188 # >>103773498 # >>103774177 #

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The Horseshoe Theory | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dBJT6xVg) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/05/24(Thu)16:24:14 No.490523066 >rich white man gets gunned down in the street like a dog >/pol/ cheers and asks for more ...Huh?!? 278 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: WYwtry/0)! >>490523066 (OP) I just wanted a happening to happen 12/05/24(Thu)16:25:56 No.490523203
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dBJT6xVg) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/05/24(Thu)16:24:14 No.490523066 >rich white man gets gunned down in the street like a dog >/pol/ cheers and asks for more ...Huh?!? 278 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: WYwtry/0)! >>490523066 (OP) I just wanted a happening to happen 12/05/24(Thu)16:25:56 No.490523203

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Anon wants to go... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 403233 >Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks
Anonymous 403233 >Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks

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Anon explains why banging your own sister is way to go | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>16472673 (OP) # 11/13/24(Wed) 18:49:02 No.16473316 >But now imagine yourself f------ your cute sister. If the healthy genes combine then the broken gene has been eliminated! Success! If the broken genes are combined and the child has issues, then the child will be less able to pass the broken gene on! Partial success! However it may still happen that a child gets one broken and one healthy gene. This means that although the bad gene is selected against, it still has some chance of slipping through. >This is why f------ your sister leads to better genes in the long term! I understand now. A eugenics program by quantum bogosort: The only child that survives is the with miraculously perfect genes. Now Pakistan makes sense, an entire country of inbred cousin-f------ trying to make the Overman.
: Anonymous >>16472673 (OP) # 11/13/24(Wed) 18:49:02 No.16473316 >But now imagine yourself f------ your cute sister. If the healthy genes combine then the broken gene has been eliminated! Success! If the broken genes are combined and the child has issues, then the child will be less able to pass the broken gene on! Partial success! However it may still happen that a child gets one broken and one healthy gene. This means that although the bad gene is selected against, it still has some chance of slipping through. >This is why f------ your sister leads to better genes in the long term! I understand now. A eugenics program by quantum bogosort: The only child that survives is the with miraculously perfect genes. Now Pakistan makes sense, an entire country of inbred cousin-f------ trying to make the Overman.

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Anon trauma dumps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 12/05/24(Thu)11:48:04 No.928265031 >At Thanksgiving >Make joke >Cousin jokingly calls me an incel >Say I was r---- which literally makes me the exact opposite of an incel >Mom starts crying 122 KB JPG >Mfw
: Anonymous >be me 12/05/24(Thu)11:48:04 No.928265031 >At Thanksgiving >Make joke >Cousin jokingly calls me an incel >Say I was r---- which literally makes me the exact opposite of an incel >Mom starts crying 122 KB JPG >Mfw

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Cat videos are fire tho Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 287 KB PNG 12/05/24(Thu)18:09:05 No.79666201 >Multiple "the SomeOrdinaryGamers situation" videos >38 minute Mutahar apology video >all he did was watch softcore hentai in a Livestream >Multiple "the Jacksepticeye situation" videos >all he did was get diagnosed with Autism >hundreds of "The MrBeast Situation" videos >99% of it is vague sensationalism that never gets to a point >Dozens of "The Marques Brownlee Situation is INSANE" videos >All he did was drive 95 mph in a 35 mph school zone This is YouTube now. Nothing but b------- drama. View Thread
Anonymous 287 KB PNG 12/05/24(Thu)18:09:05 No.79666201 >Multiple "the SomeOrdinaryGamers situation" videos >38 minute Mutahar apology video >all he did was watch softcore hentai in a Livestream >Multiple "the Jacksepticeye situation" videos >all he did was get diagnosed with Autism >hundreds of "The MrBeast Situation" videos >99% of it is vague sensationalism that never gets to a point >Dozens of "The Marques Brownlee Situation is INSANE" videos >All he did was drive 95 mph in a 35 mph school zone This is YouTube now. Nothing but b------- drama. View Thread

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Two sides of /tv/ | /r/Greentext

R: 95/I: 15 >Star Wars skeleton crew >Its actually finally a decent star wars story >People hate it anyways Do people just hate everything these days with zero joys in their heart? This is exactly what people were begging to see? Its R: 55/I: 17 Skeleton Crew: It's pure slop. >no white boys among the kids: girl, azn girl, mutt boy, alien boy >main girl is a cunty girlboss extreme, knows everything, does everything right >all the mistakes are done by the incompetent and clumsy
R: 95/I: 15 >Star Wars skeleton crew >Its actually finally a decent star wars story >People hate it anyways Do people just hate everything these days with zero joys in their heart? This is exactly what people were begging to see? Its R: 55/I: 17 Skeleton Crew: It's pure slop. >no white boys among the kids: girl, azn girl, mutt boy, alien boy >main girl is a cunty girlboss extreme, knows everything, does everything right >all the mistakes are done by the incompetent and clumsy

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Christianity in Cars 2 | /r/Greentext

File: GZ-cuUiX0AAeYLj.png (287 KB, 865x600) human as transportation Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)06:04:03 No.79666201 [Reply] >After years I decided rewatch Cars 2 >Scene of the race in Italy >The announcer says that very important people are present >Including the F------ POPE??????? >The Pope rides on top of another car >This is equivalent to a human using another >If there is a Pope, there is Christianity in the world of Cars >So does that mean there is a "Car Jesus Christ"????????? >What the f--- does that work!?
File: GZ-cuUiX0AAeYLj.png (287 KB, 865x600) human as transportation Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)06:04:03 No.79666201 [Reply] >After years I decided rewatch Cars 2 >Scene of the race in Italy >The announcer says that very important people are present >Including the F------ POPE??????? >The Pope rides on top of another car >This is equivalent to a human using another >If there is a Pope, there is Christianity in the world of Cars >So does that mean there is a "Car Jesus Christ"????????? >What the f--- does that work!?

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How dare you stand where he stood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)19:56:22 No.206688539 Here's your new Snape 12/05/24(Thu)05:19:02 No.206703237 Anonymous >/Pol/ incel >Creepy greasy cuck >Broken home >Master of drugs and potions What did they mean by this?
Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)19:56:22 No.206688539 Here's your new Snape 12/05/24(Thu)05:19:02 No.206703237 Anonymous >/Pol/ incel >Creepy greasy cuck >Broken home >Master of drugs and potions What did they mean by this?

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Neville Longbottom's Day Off | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)01:23:54 No.206670670 >>206671470>>206672537 File: Room of Requirement.jpg (70 KB, 780x438) Room of Requirement >Create desperately horny Ginny >Create desperately horny Luna >Create desperately horny Hermione >Create desperately horny Cho Chang >Create giant bed with various sexual items and toys >Make them all Bi and needing me inside them >Disable safety protocols and begin program ☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)02:10:01 No.206671470 >>206670670 a daring synthesis Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:08:53 No.206672537 >>206670670 >Disable safety protocols Never not funny
☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)01:23:54 No.206670670 >>206671470>>206672537 File: Room of Requirement.jpg (70 KB, 780x438) Room of Requirement >Create desperately horny Ginny >Create desperately horny Luna >Create desperately horny Hermione >Create desperately horny Cho Chang >Create giant bed with various sexual items and toys >Make them all Bi and needing me inside them >Disable safety protocols and begin program ☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)02:10:01 No.206671470 >>206670670 a daring synthesis Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:08:53 No.206672537 >>206670670 >Disable safety protocols Never not funny

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They played us all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)23:50:09 No.206291405 iron tyson.jpg 94 KB JPG >universally portrayed as an invincible juggernaut in television & film >loses one sidedly to a zoomer youtuber how many of Hollywood's designated tough guys are frauds?
: Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)23:50:09 No.206291405 iron tyson.jpg 94 KB JPG >universally portrayed as an invincible juggernaut in television & film >loses one sidedly to a zoomer youtuber how many of Hollywood's designated tough guys are frauds?

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Anon studied CSaar | /r/Greentext

File: 20241204_123256.jpg (832 KB, 1176x1415) Six-Figure Job Market Faces 'White-Collar Recession' As Linkedin Reports 26% Drop In Engineering Roles Sh LEARN TO CODE BRO...AAACK!!!!! Anonymous (ID: HCxelOst 12/04/24(Wed)11:51:51 No.490405603 >>490405759 >>490405916 >>490405972 >>490406071 >>490406143 >>490406209 >>490406550 >>490406968 >>490407184 >>490407576 >>490407882 >>490408109 >>490408215 >>490408257 >>490408528 >>490409071 >>490409147 >>490409553 >>490410145 >>490410366 >>490410747 >>490410864 >>490411462 >>490411717 >>490412375 >>490412839 >>490413280 >>490413861 >>490414346 >>490416406 >>490419271 >>490419473 >>490420069 >>490420322 >>490420838 >>490422086 >>490423779 >>490426029 >>490426963 >>490428956 >>490432542 >>490432860 >>490433279 >>490433482 >>490440425 >2024 will be remembered as the most utter mega hyper-f----- moment in the tech industry by far >worst than the dot com bubble alone >leading to hundred of thousands of useless, unemployed, CS degree holders >fighting for the most s----- positions out there, that once belonged to clueless fresh grads >and current freshgrads are left with a mega f----- job market >and the fed allegedly started cutting rates, but market is equals or worse in comparison >and (you), still wondering to "BroH, Lwrn2cod3", and wanting to compete with a sea full of H1Bs and other desperate kind of corporate slave wannabies? Yeah, sure buddy, but you just "BRO, learn2code and get a 6 figs easily, wfh comfyly bro, s---- ezpz bro" F--- IT CS is done for real.
File: 20241204_123256.jpg (832 KB, 1176x1415) Six-Figure Job Market Faces 'White-Collar Recession' As Linkedin Reports 26% Drop In Engineering Roles Sh LEARN TO CODE BRO...AAACK!!!!! Anonymous (ID: HCxelOst 12/04/24(Wed)11:51:51 No.490405603 >>490405759 >>490405916 >>490405972 >>490406071 >>490406143 >>490406209 >>490406550 >>490406968 >>490407184 >>490407576 >>490407882 >>490408109 >>490408215 >>490408257 >>490408528 >>490409071 >>490409147 >>490409553 >>490410145 >>490410366 >>490410747 >>490410864 >>490411462 >>490411717 >>490412375 >>490412839 >>490413280 >>490413861 >>490414346 >>490416406 >>490419271 >>490419473 >>490420069 >>490420322 >>490420838 >>490422086 >>490423779 >>490426029 >>490426963 >>490428956 >>490432542 >>490432860 >>490433279 >>490433482 >>490440425 >2024 will be remembered as the most utter mega hyper-f----- moment in the tech industry by far >worst than the dot com bubble alone >leading to hundred of thousands of useless, unemployed, CS degree holders >fighting for the most s----- positions out there, that once belonged to clueless fresh grads >and current freshgrads are left with a mega f----- job market >and the fed allegedly started cutting rates, but market is equals or worse in comparison >and (you), still wondering to "BroH, Lwrn2cod3", and wanting to compete with a sea full of H1Bs and other desperate kind of corporate slave wannabies? Yeah, sure buddy, but you just "BRO, learn2code and get a 6 figs easily, wfh comfyly bro, s---- ezpz bro" F--- IT CS is done for real.

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