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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:12:44 No.207168365 YOU WOULD REALLY WORK TWO JOBS SO ISPEND MY TIME HOMESCHOOLING OUR KIDS? YES. 1.22 MB JPG I was talking to this "Christian" girl from Canada, and she was acting all traditional, said she wants 5 kids and to be a stay-at- home mom. I brought up body count, and she came clean (which I actually respect). She said she lost her virginity at 14 and had sex with a lot of guys in her teens because her parents were atheists and never taught her chastity. I said I cannot accept that in partner, and then she went off about how I'm probably an incel, small penis, etc. Is this just universal female behavior? To put up an act of femininity and then show your true colors of aggression when the guy isn't manipulated? Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:38 No.207168396 >>207168365 (OP) # Considering you came here to cry about it she's probably right. >>207168418 # >>207168454 # >>207168461 # >>207168523 # >>207168587 # >>207168619 # >>207168663 # >>207169215 # >>207169267 # >>207169314 # >>207169423 # >>207169554 # >>207169587 # >>207169666 # >>207169734 # >>207169787 # >>207169810 # >>207170914 # >>207171355 # >>207171442 # >>207171806 # >>207171894 # >>207174703 # >>207174744 # >>207177285 # >>207179318 # >>207179389 # >>207179418 # : Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:57 No.207168402 >>207168365 (OP) # >manipulated You just said she came clean.
Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:12:44 No.207168365 YOU WOULD REALLY WORK TWO JOBS SO ISPEND MY TIME HOMESCHOOLING OUR KIDS? YES. 1.22 MB JPG I was talking to this "Christian" girl from Canada, and she was acting all traditional, said she wants 5 kids and to be a stay-at- home mom. I brought up body count, and she came clean (which I actually respect). She said she lost her virginity at 14 and had sex with a lot of guys in her teens because her parents were atheists and never taught her chastity. I said I cannot accept that in partner, and then she went off about how I'm probably an incel, small penis, etc. Is this just universal female behavior? To put up an act of femininity and then show your true colors of aggression when the guy isn't manipulated? Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:38 No.207168396 >>207168365 (OP) # Considering you came here to cry about it she's probably right. >>207168418 # >>207168454 # >>207168461 # >>207168523 # >>207168587 # >>207168619 # >>207168663 # >>207169215 # >>207169267 # >>207169314 # >>207169423 # >>207169554 # >>207169587 # >>207169666 # >>207169734 # >>207169787 # >>207169810 # >>207170914 # >>207171355 # >>207171442 # >>207171806 # >>207171894 # >>207174703 # >>207174744 # >>207177285 # >>207179318 # >>207179389 # >>207179418 # : Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon)03:14:57 No.207168402 >>207168365 (OP) # >manipulated You just said she came clean.

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Anon wants to move to Australia | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nfHxJ12G) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/27/25(Mon)06:57:55 No.495558488 DEATH 40m less people. Seriously, I live in a tiny country that could do with AUSTRALIA 511 KB PNG Why do countries with swaths of available land like Australia and Canada choose to import jeets who s--- all over the country?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nfHxJ12G) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/27/25(Mon)06:57:55 No.495558488 DEATH 40m less people. Seriously, I live in a tiny country that could do with AUSTRALIA 511 KB PNG Why do countries with swaths of available land like Australia and Canada choose to import jeets who s--- all over the country?

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: Anonymous Wicked Steer 01/27/25(Mon) 11:47:47 No.930545413 Please be patient I have autism 9 KB JPG >be me in a hot country >Driving test under 41°C (314F) >the school director called the engineer on a day-off from another state >he brings 36 participants >i get a call while loading cement to a truck and have to take the bike to get there Killmyself.png >test starts and it takes 2 hours for my turn > drive 100 meters in a straight line but have to park it in a tight spot Fk fk fk >Did it but forgot to wear the belt GG >Engineer puts his sunglasses and SIGHS I see red mark on my name and says see you next month, Out of 36 only 2 passed and they acted like sluts to pass bcz the f------ director had the brilliant idea to have a driving test under 41°C
: Anonymous Wicked Steer 01/27/25(Mon) 11:47:47 No.930545413 Please be patient I have autism 9 KB JPG >be me in a hot country >Driving test under 41°C (314F) >the school director called the engineer on a day-off from another state >he brings 36 participants >i get a call while loading cement to a truck and have to take the bike to get there Killmyself.png >test starts and it takes 2 hours for my turn > drive 100 meters in a straight line but have to park it in a tight spot Fk fk fk >Did it but forgot to wear the belt GG >Engineer puts his sunglasses and SIGHS I see red mark on my name and says see you next month, Out of 36 only 2 passed and they acted like sluts to pass bcz the f------ director had the brilliant idea to have a driving test under 41°C

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Root for Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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“I know, I gave it to you” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)16:55:38 No.147257553 >"Coach, I've got AIDS" VERS 92 KB JPG Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:04:17 No.147257645 >>147257553 (OP) # >GET HIM OUTTA HERE, HES GOT AIDS 3.17 MB PNG >>147258672 # >>147258741 # >>147262598 # >>147268668 # >>147270104 # Anonymous 571 KB PNG 01/26/25(Sun)18:25:06 No. 147258672 >>147257645 # >This is supposed to be an imageboard, but I think these posters need a little education about the HIV virus >>147258735 # >>147259396 # >>147259998 # >>147261311 #
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)16:55:38 No.147257553 >"Coach, I've got AIDS" VERS 92 KB JPG Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:04:17 No.147257645 >>147257553 (OP) # >GET HIM OUTTA HERE, HES GOT AIDS 3.17 MB PNG >>147258672 # >>147258741 # >>147262598 # >>147268668 # >>147270104 # Anonymous 571 KB PNG 01/26/25(Sun)18:25:06 No. 147258672 >>147257645 # >This is supposed to be an imageboard, but I think these posters need a little education about the HIV virus >>147258735 # >>147259396 # >>147259998 # >>147261311 #

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Deathly sounds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Male enemy dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:54:13 No.700088437 1410159248.jpg 24 KB JPG >Makes loud horrible groan >Female enemy dies >Makes soft sexual moan Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:48 No.700088567 ok >>700088891 # Anonymous >OP dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:55 No.700088575 >d--- sucking and c-- slurping sfx
: Anonymous >Male enemy dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:54:13 No.700088437 1410159248.jpg 24 KB JPG >Makes loud horrible groan >Female enemy dies >Makes soft sexual moan Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:48 No.700088567 ok >>700088891 # Anonymous >OP dies 01/13/25(Mon) 18:55:55 No.700088575 >d--- sucking and c-- slurping sfx

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Anon Likes Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)05:27:09 No.208150995 692 KB PNG >No, no, no, you gotta listen to the way people talk. >You don't say "affirmative" or some s--- like that, you say "based." >If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "cringe." >And if you wanna shine them on, it's "meds." >If someone gets upset, you say, "cope."
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)05:27:09 No.208150995 692 KB PNG >No, no, no, you gotta listen to the way people talk. >You don't say "affirmative" or some s--- like that, you say "based." >If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "cringe." >And if you wanna shine them on, it's "meds." >If someone gets upset, you say, "cope."

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What’s Australia Day mean to you? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3w4Muq6+ 01/26/25(Sun)22:31:28 No.495455055 What does Australia Day Mean To You? >Australia Day means citizenship ceremonies for Chinese and Indian workers. It means lowering the cost of labour to turn our working conditions into Chinese gulag >It means going to the park to see a family of 20+ indians trash the place while blaring their snake charming noise. >It means overpriced supermarkets putting some flags on s--- to get you to forget they are ripping you off. >It means ignoring how most of the whites have been replaced because they all became addicted to heroin or ice >It means boomers having 10+ houses and the only wealth being intergenerational >It means their kids having a pointless degree or a phd in dance therapy because all the spots in uni have been filled with international students >It means running an entire false economy to prop up selling gas and iron ore for nothing What does Australia Day Mean To You?
Anonymous (ID: 3w4Muq6+ 01/26/25(Sun)22:31:28 No.495455055 What does Australia Day Mean To You? >Australia Day means citizenship ceremonies for Chinese and Indian workers. It means lowering the cost of labour to turn our working conditions into Chinese gulag >It means going to the park to see a family of 20+ indians trash the place while blaring their snake charming noise. >It means overpriced supermarkets putting some flags on s--- to get you to forget they are ripping you off. >It means ignoring how most of the whites have been replaced because they all became addicted to heroin or ice >It means boomers having 10+ houses and the only wealth being intergenerational >It means their kids having a pointless degree or a phd in dance therapy because all the spots in uni have been filled with international students >It means running an entire false economy to prop up selling gas and iron ore for nothing What does Australia Day Mean To You?

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Train Runner | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MfO1zf05 57 KB PNG >Be european ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)18:09:03 No.495508830 >Take the train for free to the farmers market to buy government sponsered organic soymilk >Ride bike on bicycle highway to work >Work for 1 minute >have 2 hour break >Work for another minute >clock out and enjoy 42 weeks of paid vacation >Take train for free to hospital >Receive free healthcare >Take train for free to college >Become a doctor for free >Go pay some taxes because I love paying taxes >Go on social media >See a car >w-- is that? >Fly Ukraine flag >Take the train for free back home >Use free electricity to watch eurovision >Dont complain about anything >Migrant delivers my macha milk Its funny how liberals and conservatives think we live like this.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MfO1zf05 57 KB PNG >Be european ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)18:09:03 No.495508830 >Take the train for free to the farmers market to buy government sponsered organic soymilk >Ride bike on bicycle highway to work >Work for 1 minute >have 2 hour break >Work for another minute >clock out and enjoy 42 weeks of paid vacation >Take train for free to hospital >Receive free healthcare >Take train for free to college >Become a doctor for free >Go pay some taxes because I love paying taxes >Go on social media >See a car >w-- is that? >Fly Ukraine flag >Take the train for free back home >Use free electricity to watch eurovision >Dont complain about anything >Migrant delivers my macha milk Its funny how liberals and conservatives think we live like this.

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The duality of anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:23:22 No.697372507 149_.jpg 33 KB JPG >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >Game is no longer fun Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:25:23 No.697372593 >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >"Oh boy I get to play this game all night!" 80 KB JPG >>697374028 # >>697374591 # >>697375023 # >>697379734 # >>697382240 # >>697383223 # >>697384149 # >>697384560 # >>697384732 # >>697385573 # >>697385974 #
Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:23:22 No.697372507 149_.jpg 33 KB JPG >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >Game is no longer fun Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:25:23 No.697372593 >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >"Oh boy I get to play this game all night!" 80 KB JPG >>697374028 # >>697374591 # >>697375023 # >>697379734 # >>697382240 # >>697383223 # >>697384149 # >>697384560 # >>697384732 # >>697385573 # >>697385974 #

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Mein Kampf | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DVA3aXxJ ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)10:11:14 No.495467672 Know The Warning Signs Of A Far Right Extremist 1) Easily fooled online. 2) Poor grammar and English vocabulary. 3) Hasn't read a book since High School. 4) Resorts to logical fallacies/name calling. 5) Little to no understanding of economics. 120 KB JPG Have you read any books lately, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: 4a4MRTkn ) I read several last month. 01/26/25(Sun)10:13:24 No.495467826
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DVA3aXxJ ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)10:11:14 No.495467672 Know The Warning Signs Of A Far Right Extremist 1) Easily fooled online. 2) Poor grammar and English vocabulary. 3) Hasn't read a book since High School. 4) Resorts to logical fallacies/name calling. 5) Little to no understanding of economics. 120 KB JPG Have you read any books lately, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: 4a4MRTkn ) I read several last month. 01/26/25(Sun)10:13:24 No.495467826

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To Catch a Predditor | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: D+50Yv70) Breezy' @OvOBrezzzy Bro who is who Alex Rosen ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)11:33:13 No.495455137 Subscribe @iFightForKids. 2d This is the child predator we're confronting right now 12:19 PM - 24 Feb 24 450K Views they-both-have-taken-a-seat-v0-9117a8ek3kkc1.png 403 KB PNG Isn't it suspicious that p--- hunters always go for low level CP consumers but never do anything about the people behind the CP industry? What's good is catching these retards if the people pulling the strings are untouched? Anonymous (ID: 10Z2B215) >>495455137 (OP) # I can't tell which one is the predator. 01/26/25(Sun)11:46:22 No.495455787
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: D+50Yv70) Breezy' @OvOBrezzzy Bro who is who Alex Rosen ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)11:33:13 No.495455137 Subscribe @iFightForKids. 2d This is the child predator we're confronting right now 12:19 PM - 24 Feb 24 450K Views they-both-have-taken-a-seat-v0-9117a8ek3kkc1.png 403 KB PNG Isn't it suspicious that p--- hunters always go for low level CP consumers but never do anything about the people behind the CP industry? What's good is catching these retards if the people pulling the strings are untouched? Anonymous (ID: 10Z2B215) >>495455137 (OP) # I can't tell which one is the predator. 01/26/25(Sun)11:46:22 No.495455787

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Fortunate Son | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TS3VeWs6) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)12:19:41 No.495476980 204 KB PNG I stabbed my draft officer today Anonymous (ID: zMkxGzXC Same Anonymous (ID: Yn/U485D) [+] >>495476980 (OP) in his bum with your d--- 01/26/25(Sun)12:20:21 No.495477041 01/26/25(Sun)12:20:34 No.495477048
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TS3VeWs6) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/26/25(Sun)12:19:41 No.495476980 204 KB PNG I stabbed my draft officer today Anonymous (ID: zMkxGzXC Same Anonymous (ID: Yn/U485D) [+] >>495476980 (OP) in his bum with your d--- 01/26/25(Sun)12:20:21 No.495477041 01/26/25(Sun)12:20:34 No.495477048

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A Greater West for Everyone | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: ml80j+Mg) Trains V Planes 01/26/25(Sun)12:13:54 No.495476501 No, f--- that. I want to retain my autonomy. TIO 1.56 MB PNG >Parking is cheaper >No TSA fingering your a------ >Tickets are cheaper >Safer travel >On the ground >Can leave at any stop >Can take the next train if late >No carry on limits >No turbulence while taking a piss or s--- Why doesn't America (and Europe) do high speed rail instead of s----- ULF airlines?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: ml80j+Mg) Trains V Planes 01/26/25(Sun)12:13:54 No.495476501 No, f--- that. I want to retain my autonomy. TIO 1.56 MB PNG >Parking is cheaper >No TSA fingering your a------ >Tickets are cheaper >Safer travel >On the ground >Can leave at any stop >Can take the next train if late >No carry on limits >No turbulence while taking a piss or s--- Why doesn't America (and Europe) do high speed rail instead of s----- ULF airlines?

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Anon found happiness in the folds of fuji. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.92 MB PNG 01/26/25(Sun)04:15:14 No.80174072 >have been living as an English teacher in Japan for a year and a half >shortly after I first got here, I noticed one of my favorite fat anime girl artists was living in my city >if you're into fat anime girls, you know their work but I won't say (it's not Synecdoche) >asked to meet up since they're practicing English and I'm practicing Japanese >go to meet up at the otaku building in my prefecture's city >surprise! >they're a fat Japanese woman >not huge by American standards but very fat by Japanese standards (166cm, 91kg, 29 y/o) >she was chubby as a kid and just gradually developed the fetish as a result of teasing >we've been dating ever since our third meetup and we're planning on getting married >we're also in an outright feeder/feedee relationship (but we're planning on stopping her gain at 150kg if she ever gets that fat) >she's currently 109kg 12 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 1.92 MB PNG 01/26/25(Sun)04:15:14 No.80174072 >have been living as an English teacher in Japan for a year and a half >shortly after I first got here, I noticed one of my favorite fat anime girl artists was living in my city >if you're into fat anime girls, you know their work but I won't say (it's not Synecdoche) >asked to meet up since they're practicing English and I'm practicing Japanese >go to meet up at the otaku building in my prefecture's city >surprise! >they're a fat Japanese woman >not huge by American standards but very fat by Japanese standards (166cm, 91kg, 29 y/o) >she was chubby as a kid and just gradually developed the fetish as a result of teasing >we've been dating ever since our third meetup and we're planning on getting married >we're also in an outright feeder/feedee relationship (but we're planning on stopping her gain at 150kg if she ever gets that fat) >she's currently 109kg 12 Replies View Thread

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Tomorrow never comes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)21:57:36 No.701251106 Your Intelligence is being drained 834 KB PNG >game gives you plenty consumables to defeat difficult bosses and levels >save them for later in the game >complete the game without using a any of them How does this always happen to me?
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)21:57:36 No.701251106 Your Intelligence is being drained 834 KB PNG >game gives you plenty consumables to defeat difficult bosses and levels >save them for later in the game >complete the game without using a any of them How does this always happen to me?

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Anon had dinner | /r/Greentext

>I ask Josh what the hell I am looking at >he tells me he got circumcised recently Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:44:09 No.930500520 [Reply] >be me,18 >get invited to dinner at friend's place (let's call him Josh) >spaghetti and sausages on menu (mmm my favorite) >Josh tells me he knows how much I love sausages and that it is not healthy to be obsessed with a particular food >I nod but I look down upon him for being a normie and for being unable to comprehend the beauty of sausages >we start eating >Josh turns to me and tells me that one of the sausages has a very "special wrapping" >I ignore this >I feel something very chewy in my mouth >after minutes of intense munching, the thing doesn't get softer >I spit it out >It looks like a bruised ring of flesh >also tells me that he wants me to overcome my sausage "addiction" and this is his way of helping me do so >mfw
>I ask Josh what the hell I am looking at >he tells me he got circumcised recently Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:44:09 No.930500520 [Reply] >be me,18 >get invited to dinner at friend's place (let's call him Josh) >spaghetti and sausages on menu (mmm my favorite) >Josh tells me he knows how much I love sausages and that it is not healthy to be obsessed with a particular food >I nod but I look down upon him for being a normie and for being unable to comprehend the beauty of sausages >we start eating >Josh turns to me and tells me that one of the sausages has a very "special wrapping" >I ignore this >I feel something very chewy in my mouth >after minutes of intense munching, the thing doesn't get softer >I spit it out >It looks like a bruised ring of flesh >also tells me that he wants me to overcome my sausage "addiction" and this is his way of helping me do so >mfw

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Anon is addicted to ELO | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Operation: Failing Year 36 KB JPG update 01/26/25(Sun)12:21:53 No.930499605 >be me in 2nd year of highschool >Covid Lockdown >Remember i had a spare steam account with Rainbow6 Siege >Fk it time to experience another mainstream fps game >Operation Shadow Legacy ITS SAM FISHER lezgooo >actual dogshit operator and mid >dont care just playing 13 hours non-stop >find a group so we grind ranked like our lives depend on it >Diamond with s--- kda but 60% winrate im happy > 2nd term exams and i have to actualy study. A friend of mine screenahots my play time >167 hours in the past week Failingyear.jpg >didnt take last chance math exam bcz i slept at 6am after 33 ranked games lol Im retarded
Anonymous Operation: Failing Year 36 KB JPG update 01/26/25(Sun)12:21:53 No.930499605 >be me in 2nd year of highschool >Covid Lockdown >Remember i had a spare steam account with Rainbow6 Siege >Fk it time to experience another mainstream fps game >Operation Shadow Legacy ITS SAM FISHER lezgooo >actual dogshit operator and mid >dont care just playing 13 hours non-stop >find a group so we grind ranked like our lives depend on it >Diamond with s--- kda but 60% winrate im happy > 2nd term exams and i have to actualy study. A friend of mine screenahots my play time >167 hours in the past week Failingyear.jpg >didnt take last chance math exam bcz i slept at 6am after 33 ranked games lol Im retarded

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Rush hour 5 | /r/Greentext

File: gfdgfdgfdgfdgfd.jpg (40 KB, 900x900) Alcoholanons 01/26/25(Sun)06:22:59 No.80172204 >Be me >Walking to Mcfaggots while wasted one night >Fall over drunk and cut my hand up >S--- hurts and I end up cracking phone screen as well >Wake up next day, head like a an African drum >S--- I need phone for work >Go into town to get screen repaired >Get there too early so hang around phone shop >Go into alleyway to plaster my cut from the night before >Suddenly a middle aged Asian man appears from behind dumpster with a tattoo upside his head >"Hello my brother" >Start chatting with him >He offers me a swig on the gin bottle >You know me n----, wont say no to that s--- >Fast forward 13 hours >I'm in the passenger seat of his Ferrari >He is speeding down the country road (Britfag, roads are narrow as a chinks fallopian tubes) >Chink starts snorting coke off the steering wheel >Can barely see straight, one hand over an eye >Chinaman pulls over >"I have a plan my brother, Today we got rob these f------ we make f------ millions" >Where the f--- am I? >Suddenly chinaman pulls a shotgun from the back seat >"You are with me my brother I know you are, let us kill this madafacker" >Uh no... >Manage to talk this f------ triad down >one hour later he drops me off at "my house" >Give this nip fake address >Second I get out of the car I f------ run >Hear him screaming that I am a traitor and his heart is broken as i sprint into the night >Wake up the next day in bed somehow with the worst hangover in the universe >"I will never drink again" >Get wasted that night >Phone is still broken
File: gfdgfdgfdgfdgfd.jpg (40 KB, 900x900) Alcoholanons 01/26/25(Sun)06:22:59 No.80172204 >Be me >Walking to Mcfaggots while wasted one night >Fall over drunk and cut my hand up >S--- hurts and I end up cracking phone screen as well >Wake up next day, head like a an African drum >S--- I need phone for work >Go into town to get screen repaired >Get there too early so hang around phone shop >Go into alleyway to plaster my cut from the night before >Suddenly a middle aged Asian man appears from behind dumpster with a tattoo upside his head >"Hello my brother" >Start chatting with him >He offers me a swig on the gin bottle >You know me n----, wont say no to that s--- >Fast forward 13 hours >I'm in the passenger seat of his Ferrari >He is speeding down the country road (Britfag, roads are narrow as a chinks fallopian tubes) >Chink starts snorting coke off the steering wheel >Can barely see straight, one hand over an eye >Chinaman pulls over >"I have a plan my brother, Today we got rob these f------ we make f------ millions" >Where the f--- am I? >Suddenly chinaman pulls a shotgun from the back seat >"You are with me my brother I know you are, let us kill this madafacker" >Uh no... >Manage to talk this f------ triad down >one hour later he drops me off at "my house" >Give this nip fake address >Second I get out of the car I f------ run >Hear him screaming that I am a traitor and his heart is broken as i sprint into the night >Wake up the next day in bed somehow with the worst hangover in the universe >"I will never drink again" >Get wasted that night >Phone is still broken

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Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Benefits are insane. >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.
Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Benefits are insane. >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.

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