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File: through-the-eyes-of-jonse(...).png (335 KB, 1200x600) Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat)21:29:26 No.186201040 >>186201237 >>186201961 >>186202219 >>186202238 >>186202259 >>186203445 >>186203456 >>186203477 >>186203514 >>186203518 >>186203609 >>186203776 >>186204117 >>186204149 >Meow What the f---? What did he mean by this?
File: through-the-eyes-of-jonse(...).png (335 KB, 1200x600) Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat)21:29:26 No.186201040 >>186201237 >>186201961 >>186202219 >>186202238 >>186202259 >>186203445 >>186203456 >>186203477 >>186203514 >>186203518 >>186203609 >>186203776 >>186204117 >>186204149 >Meow What the f---? What did he mean by this?

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: Anonymous (ID: e3dVvhv4) Center Left 0 Right Far Left Far Right 61 KB PNG 06/11/23(Sun)11:23:34 No.430232240 This s----- image board is literally feminists and commies but opposite, best example of the horseshoe theory. >Talk to leftists irl >"I think abortion is immoral, trans women and men arent real women and men" >REEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE A F------ RACIST HOMOPHOBIC NAZI!! STOP TRYING TO KILL JEWS AND MINORITIES!!! >On /Pol/ >"I dont think all women are souless w-----, the "6ft bias" applies in online dating, also most immigrants are good as long as theyre legal, and being a step father is a good thing as long as you have children of your own" >REEEEE YOU ARE A F------ KEK BASEDBOY T-----, YOU F------ F-- NIG K---, STOP TRYING TO SHILL TO THE JEW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES???? literally the same, Tumblr, Reddit, and 4chan /pol/ are good evidence that we live in a simulation and the programmer was to lazy to give you f---- unique dialogue so they just swapped some words around, get a life.
: Anonymous (ID: e3dVvhv4) Center Left 0 Right Far Left Far Right 61 KB PNG 06/11/23(Sun)11:23:34 No.430232240 This s----- image board is literally feminists and commies but opposite, best example of the horseshoe theory. >Talk to leftists irl >"I think abortion is immoral, trans women and men arent real women and men" >REEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE A F------ RACIST HOMOPHOBIC NAZI!! STOP TRYING TO KILL JEWS AND MINORITIES!!! >On /Pol/ >"I dont think all women are souless w-----, the "6ft bias" applies in online dating, also most immigrants are good as long as theyre legal, and being a step father is a good thing as long as you have children of your own" >REEEEE YOU ARE A F------ KEK BASEDBOY T-----, YOU F------ F-- NIG K---, STOP TRYING TO SHILL TO THE JEW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES???? literally the same, Tumblr, Reddit, and 4chan /pol/ are good evidence that we live in a simulation and the programmer was to lazy to give you f---- unique dialogue so they just swapped some words around, get a life.

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Anon has a thing for kankles | /r/Greentext

Once the realization has been made by the masses that WW3 has started THE BUBBLE WILL FINALLY POP selling will be as intense, if not more so, than March of 2020. We will see 2-3k down days again in the DOW. The market will crater, housing will crash, rates will spike, the USDX will leap towards 120. The Dow will crater down to 18-21k, housing will crash roughly 25%, and commodities will get crushed >sauce: archive ph/toiws Feds Preparing for Gun Confiscations Thanks to horrible governmental policy, debt insolvency, systemic corruption, economic sabotage, soaring fertilizer prices, insane geo-engineering warfare against populations and the war in Ukraine, global food supplies have been getting plundered. So we really needed a banner year for agricultural production in both the United States and Europe in 2022 and that is not happening. In fact, unprecedented 'drought' is absolutely devastating crops all over the northern hemisphere. In 2023, there simply is not going to be enough food for everyone: 2 Replies 771 KB JPG : Anonymous >>900731666 (OP) # Dat bitch got kankles. I got a thing for kankles. View Thread 06/10/23(Sat)21:15:23 No.900732322
Once the realization has been made by the masses that WW3 has started THE BUBBLE WILL FINALLY POP selling will be as intense, if not more so, than March of 2020. We will see 2-3k down days again in the DOW. The market will crater, housing will crash, rates will spike, the USDX will leap towards 120. The Dow will crater down to 18-21k, housing will crash roughly 25%, and commodities will get crushed >sauce: archive ph/toiws Feds Preparing for Gun Confiscations Thanks to horrible governmental policy, debt insolvency, systemic corruption, economic sabotage, soaring fertilizer prices, insane geo-engineering warfare against populations and the war in Ukraine, global food supplies have been getting plundered. So we really needed a banner year for agricultural production in both the United States and Europe in 2022 and that is not happening. In fact, unprecedented 'drought' is absolutely devastating crops all over the northern hemisphere. In 2023, there simply is not going to be enough food for everyone: 2 Replies 771 KB JPG : Anonymous >>900731666 (OP) # Dat bitch got kankles. I got a thing for kankles. View Thread 06/10/23(Sat)21:15:23 No.900732322

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Anon has thoughts on Ted Kaczynski | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries 1958 1962 1958 1994 1959 1996 06/10/23(Sat)17:22:07 No.73629692 106 KB JPG >The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. You can call him crazy, you can call him insane, but he was right all along.
: Anonymous >The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries 1958 1962 1958 1994 1959 1996 06/10/23(Sat)17:22:07 No.73629692 106 KB JPG >The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. You can call him crazy, you can call him insane, but he was right all along.

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Anon has a fake tinder profile | /r/Greentext

>download tinder >every girl looks about the same >they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me 267 KB PNG > finally have enough of the b------- >start trolling for the fun of it seeing as I got nowhere before >act like a complete a------ >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG >pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a d--- and tell them their t--- aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc. >a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly >tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my d---/ f--- me in the car or by "my pool" >realize how awesome life could be if I had money >get depressed >realize what a loser I am
>download tinder >every girl looks about the same >they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me 267 KB PNG > finally have enough of the b------- >start trolling for the fun of it seeing as I got nowhere before >act like a complete a------ >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG >pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a d--- and tell them their t--- aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc. >a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly >tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my d---/ f--- me in the car or by "my pool" >realize how awesome life could be if I had money >get depressed >realize what a loser I am

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Will it Get Better? | /r/Greentext

← /b/900746379/ 24m (6/11 0:18) 900746379 0 Re. 0 Img PNG 148KB (840 x 420) 98432-meme-pepe-frog-sad-images-the.png mons Q Sad Coom... >be me, slightly overweight but overall pretty normal teen >bit of a coomer >slightly socially awkward but very afraid to talk to girls >big bro brings home chick >they hang out, eventually go to his room >they f--- >girl is moaning loudly >boner >i go to bathroom across the hall from his room >coom to moaning noises >shame.jpeg >think about being lonely coomer retard >more shame >fall asleep does it get better bros?
← /b/900746379/ 24m (6/11 0:18) 900746379 0 Re. 0 Img PNG 148KB (840 x 420) 98432-meme-pepe-frog-sad-images-the.png mons Q Sad Coom... >be me, slightly overweight but overall pretty normal teen >bit of a coomer >slightly socially awkward but very afraid to talk to girls >big bro brings home chick >they hang out, eventually go to his room >they f--- >girl is moaning loudly >boner >i go to bathroom across the hall from his room >coom to moaning noises >shame.jpeg >think about being lonely coomer retard >more shame >fall asleep does it get better bros?

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Anon got a caring dad | /r/Greentext

>Dated 6 girls in high school >Never introduced any of them to my parents >Now I think my dad thinks i've never had a girlfriend before >I'm like 75% he thinks i'm gay and is trying to get me to say it >Any time he sees a girl like over the age of 14 he'll point her out to me >I know he's trying to be nice or whatever but it's really uncomfortable 7 KB JPG
>Dated 6 girls in high school >Never introduced any of them to my parents >Now I think my dad thinks i've never had a girlfriend before >I'm like 75% he thinks i'm gay and is trying to get me to say it >Any time he sees a girl like over the age of 14 he'll point her out to me >I know he's trying to be nice or whatever but it's really uncomfortable 7 KB JPG

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Anon discovered the truth | /r/Greentext

>be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >I conclude this is a fallacy since there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it <30 107 KB JPG >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey
>be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >I conclude this is a fallacy since there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it <30 107 KB JPG >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey

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Anon would want to go....... | /r/Greentext

>Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks
>Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks

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Anon hates waking up in the morning | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 955 KB JPG >woke up noo 06/10/23(Sat)11:03:44 No.73626755
Anonymous 955 KB JPG >woke up noo 06/10/23(Sat)11:03:44 No.73626755

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Anon plays a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous prank gone wrong >be me >neet as f--- >slave for doordash so i can make a bit of money >get order from a femoid for a single kitkat bar delivered to some apartment building in a not-great part of town >pic related is special request, she asked if i can check if there's a silver cadillac in the parking lot >get the chocolate and drive over >look around parking lot >silver caddy spotted, the front windows are tinted but i can kinda see a guy is sitting inside >honestly figured it was a friend of hers or something >make my way inside and "deliver" the chocolate >tell her there isn't a silver car in the parking lot as a joke ELeave it at the door Leave at my door: u can throw it away or keep the chocolate can u just check if u see a silver cadillac car park in the parking lot please 06/10/23(Sat)17:43:04 No.73629940, 675 KB PNG >she thanks me, says i can keep the chocolate >drive off content with my free chocolate and my little prank >ffw to today >get a missing persons alert for a female matching her description and to look out for a silver colored cadillac CT6 uh oh bros Anonymous >>73629940 (OP) # Based Woman dosorvo death and rano 06/10/23(Sat)17:45:44 No.73629973
: Anonymous prank gone wrong >be me >neet as f--- >slave for doordash so i can make a bit of money >get order from a femoid for a single kitkat bar delivered to some apartment building in a not-great part of town >pic related is special request, she asked if i can check if there's a silver cadillac in the parking lot >get the chocolate and drive over >look around parking lot >silver caddy spotted, the front windows are tinted but i can kinda see a guy is sitting inside >honestly figured it was a friend of hers or something >make my way inside and "deliver" the chocolate >tell her there isn't a silver car in the parking lot as a joke ELeave it at the door Leave at my door: u can throw it away or keep the chocolate can u just check if u see a silver cadillac car park in the parking lot please 06/10/23(Sat)17:43:04 No.73629940, 675 KB PNG >she thanks me, says i can keep the chocolate >drive off content with my free chocolate and my little prank >ffw to today >get a missing persons alert for a female matching her description and to look out for a silver colored cadillac CT6 uh oh bros Anonymous >>73629940 (OP) # Based Woman dosorvo death and rano 06/10/23(Sat)17:45:44 No.73629973

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Chris Chan cs Matt Walsh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat) 18:33:59 No.31392044 BROTHE IT IN. >>31392986 # channels4_profile.jpg 344 KB JPG what would a debate between these two look like? I believe chris is the best transgender philosopher for the job. Anonymous >>31392044 (OP) # "Shut up shut up shut up" >sprays mace and leaves without elaborating 06/10/23(Sat) 18:40:13 No.31392147
Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat) 18:33:59 No.31392044 BROTHE IT IN. >>31392986 # channels4_profile.jpg 344 KB JPG what would a debate between these two look like? I believe chris is the best transgender philosopher for the job. Anonymous >>31392044 (OP) # "Shut up shut up shut up" >sprays mace and leaves without elaborating 06/10/23(Sat) 18:40:13 No.31392147

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Anon is sweet and romantic | /r/Greentext

wait huh dude w-- I'm honestly really glad that you had fun bought the rope like... you were actually planning on killing your self? I was so worried that the date would suck or you wouldn't wanna hang out, I was literally talking to a friend of mine beforehand and told him I was gonna kill myself if you said no haha I even bought the rope O I mean, I told you about how I have depression and stuff haha you were going to actually f------ kill yourself if i didn't go out with you? Is it sweet and romantic if I say yes? A iMessage A Cash IMG_0969.png 495 KB PNG Read 3:19 PM g-g-girls like guys who c-c-c-care about them though, r-right?
wait huh dude w-- I'm honestly really glad that you had fun bought the rope like... you were actually planning on killing your self? I was so worried that the date would suck or you wouldn't wanna hang out, I was literally talking to a friend of mine beforehand and told him I was gonna kill myself if you said no haha I even bought the rope O I mean, I told you about how I have depression and stuff haha you were going to actually f------ kill yourself if i didn't go out with you? Is it sweet and romantic if I say yes? A iMessage A Cash IMG_0969.png 495 KB PNG Read 3:19 PM g-g-girls like guys who c-c-c-care about them though, r-right?

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anon ignores door | /r/Greentext

>best sex I ever had >thisisheaven.wow >we go to bed >log off of server >close Minecraft >go to bed All in all a good night Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri)17:38:38 No.790914454 >be me >playing vidya >11/10 gf walks in >hardasdiamonds.jpg >she gives me a h------ >feelsgoodman.exe >knock at the door >ignore it >they start banging at the door >whothefuckisitimbusy.png >door gets broke down >zombies walk in >girlfriend shrieks >pull out my sword >stab them >she thanks me, we have sex
>best sex I ever had >thisisheaven.wow >we go to bed >log off of server >close Minecraft >go to bed All in all a good night Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri)17:38:38 No.790914454 >be me >playing vidya >11/10 gf walks in >hardasdiamonds.jpg >she gives me a h------ >feelsgoodman.exe >knock at the door >ignore it >they start banging at the door >whothefuckisitimbusy.png >door gets broke down >zombies walk in >girlfriend shrieks >pull out my sword >stab them >she thanks me, we have sex

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Gaynon gets a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)15:38:44 No.73627712 84 KB JPG >Be me >Gay >Have known for years >Parents are very traditional and homophobic >Feel ashamed of my sexuality and never come out because I don't want them to hate me >Mom starts nagging me about relationships >Decide to get a gf >Ask out this girl in one of my classes >Things are going well and she becomes my gf >She's a great woman and truly my best friend >Parents love her >I'm just not attracted to her >Feeling overwhelming guilt because I'm wasting her time >Don't want to tell her because I'd lose her >What the f--- have I done?
: Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)15:38:44 No.73627712 84 KB JPG >Be me >Gay >Have known for years >Parents are very traditional and homophobic >Feel ashamed of my sexuality and never come out because I don't want them to hate me >Mom starts nagging me about relationships >Decide to get a gf >Ask out this girl in one of my classes >Things are going well and she becomes my gf >She's a great woman and truly my best friend >Parents love her >I'm just not attracted to her >Feeling overwhelming guilt because I'm wasting her time >Don't want to tell her because I'd lose her >What the f--- have I done?

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Anon orders a vodka on the cocks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)15:37:59 No.900710165 ► >>900713754 >>900714448 >>900715147 >>900715511 >>900715943 >>900716014 >>900716685 >>900717315 >>900717628 >>900717881 >>900718282 >>900718805 >>900718962 >>900719378 >>900719492 >>900720009 File: IMG_3641.jpg (90 KB, 714x952) Mail Online EXCLUSIVE Young woman, 18, admits in high court that she got her eldery boyfriend, 60, drunk by giving him a b------ with a mouth full of vodka, the man was a recovering alcoholic and had been sober for 12 years, the man died from alcohol poisoning during the night as the vodka was absorbed into the head of his penis A File: A >be teen girl >have 60 year old boyfriend >he is recovering alcoholic >decide to treat him >give him a b------ >secretly put vodka in my mouth >keep sucking his c--- >swallow all the c-- >don't swallow any vodka >it all gets absorbed into his penis >do this all night >he dies from alcohol poisoning >go to court >dont get arrested Mail Online Home Last updated: 19:23 BST, 10 June 2023 Home News | Royals | U.S. | Sport | TV&Showbiz | Femail | Health Science | Money | Travel | Best Buys Discounts Breaking News | Australia | Video | Russia-Ukraine | You Mag | Books | Promos | Rewards | Mail Shop | Cars | Property | Columnists | Games Share 100 EXCLUSIVE Young woman, 18, admits in high court that she got her eldery boyfriend, 60, drunk by giving him a b------ with a mouth full of vodka, the man was a recovering alcoholic and had been sober for 12 years, the man died from alcohol poisoning during the night as the vodka was absorbed into the head of his penis 1.8k comments 60 ► 1 video 20 The women says she did not intend to kill her eldery boyfriend, 60, and just wanted to give him a buzz that he had not experienced in a long time. Her explanation was that she kept giving him b------- throughout the night and they were both having a lovely time, little did the man know that his very young girlfriend was secretly infecting him with alcohol poisoning as the tip of his penis was absorbing too much vodka for his body to handle, the women was not charged and was released from custody following the court appearence. Login 18 totally
Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)15:37:59 No.900710165 ► >>900713754 >>900714448 >>900715147 >>900715511 >>900715943 >>900716014 >>900716685 >>900717315 >>900717628 >>900717881 >>900718282 >>900718805 >>900718962 >>900719378 >>900719492 >>900720009 File: IMG_3641.jpg (90 KB, 714x952) Mail Online EXCLUSIVE Young woman, 18, admits in high court that she got her eldery boyfriend, 60, drunk by giving him a b------ with a mouth full of vodka, the man was a recovering alcoholic and had been sober for 12 years, the man died from alcohol poisoning during the night as the vodka was absorbed into the head of his penis A File: A >be teen girl >have 60 year old boyfriend >he is recovering alcoholic >decide to treat him >give him a b------ >secretly put vodka in my mouth >keep sucking his c--- >swallow all the c-- >don't swallow any vodka >it all gets absorbed into his penis >do this all night >he dies from alcohol poisoning >go to court >dont get arrested Mail Online Home Last updated: 19:23 BST, 10 June 2023 Home News | Royals | U.S. | Sport | TV&Showbiz | Femail | Health Science | Money | Travel | Best Buys Discounts Breaking News | Australia | Video | Russia-Ukraine | You Mag | Books | Promos | Rewards | Mail Shop | Cars | Property | Columnists | Games Share 100 EXCLUSIVE Young woman, 18, admits in high court that she got her eldery boyfriend, 60, drunk by giving him a b------ with a mouth full of vodka, the man was a recovering alcoholic and had been sober for 12 years, the man died from alcohol poisoning during the night as the vodka was absorbed into the head of his penis 1.8k comments 60 ► 1 video 20 The women says she did not intend to kill her eldery boyfriend, 60, and just wanted to give him a buzz that he had not experienced in a long time. Her explanation was that she kept giving him b------- throughout the night and they were both having a lovely time, little did the man know that his very young girlfriend was secretly infecting him with alcohol poisoning as the tip of his penis was absorbing too much vodka for his body to handle, the women was not charged and was released from custody following the court appearence. Login 18 totally

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Anon and his coworker chat | /r/Greentext

I dont want to exist anymore 06/10/23(Sat)14:37:31 No.73627073 piccolo_meme.jpg 455 KB JPG >Be me, wage f--. At work, slow day >Female coworker likes to chat. >"Anon I would love to get a pet. But Im not sure what to get..." "Why not get something low maintenance? Like a turtle or something." >"Eww! No anon. I dont want an amphibian! Theyre slimey & gross!" Stupid bitch.jpeg >"Hmm maybe something exotic. Ive seen videos of people with pet Racoons and Oposums. I think theyre cute." "Did you know Oposums have the most teeth of any mammal in north america?" >"Huh? Dont sharks have like a 1000 teeth?" Why do zoomer femoids have room temperature IQs?
I dont want to exist anymore 06/10/23(Sat)14:37:31 No.73627073 piccolo_meme.jpg 455 KB JPG >Be me, wage f--. At work, slow day >Female coworker likes to chat. >"Anon I would love to get a pet. But Im not sure what to get..." "Why not get something low maintenance? Like a turtle or something." >"Eww! No anon. I dont want an amphibian! Theyre slimey & gross!" Stupid bitch.jpeg >"Hmm maybe something exotic. Ive seen videos of people with pet Racoons and Oposums. I think theyre cute." "Did you know Oposums have the most teeth of any mammal in north america?" >"Huh? Dont sharks have like a 1000 teeth?" Why do zoomer femoids have room temperature IQs?

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Anon is forced to use Reddit app | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3444 KB JPEG 11/06/2023, 00:09:44 No.64139369 Be me Reddit addict Love scrolling through memes and engaging in discussions Always used a third-party app for the best experience Life was good, everything was smooth Then, hear the news Reddit decides to ban third-party apps Panic mode activated Download the native app with a heavy heart Open it with low expectations Oh boy, was I in for a surprise Native app sucks ass, big time Clunky interface, slow loading times, and constant crashes Where did all the features go? No more customization, no more seamless browsing Feel like a prisoner in a poorly designed cage Scrolling is a chore, comments are a mess Longing for the simplicity and efficiency of the third-party app Reddit, why did you do this? Why take away our freedom of choice? Now stuck with a subpar experience Missing the smoothness and functionality Each day is a struggle, a reminder of what once was Can't help but feel betrayed and frustrated Reddit, please bring back third-party apps We deserve better than this sorry excuse of an app.
Anonymous 3444 KB JPEG 11/06/2023, 00:09:44 No.64139369 Be me Reddit addict Love scrolling through memes and engaging in discussions Always used a third-party app for the best experience Life was good, everything was smooth Then, hear the news Reddit decides to ban third-party apps Panic mode activated Download the native app with a heavy heart Open it with low expectations Oh boy, was I in for a surprise Native app sucks ass, big time Clunky interface, slow loading times, and constant crashes Where did all the features go? No more customization, no more seamless browsing Feel like a prisoner in a poorly designed cage Scrolling is a chore, comments are a mess Longing for the simplicity and efficiency of the third-party app Reddit, why did you do this? Why take away our freedom of choice? Now stuck with a subpar experience Missing the smoothness and functionality Each day is a struggle, a reminder of what once was Can't help but feel betrayed and frustrated Reddit, please bring back third-party apps We deserve better than this sorry excuse of an app.

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: Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)00:42:08 No.900666441 pika.png 264 KB PNG >millennials and zoomers all get diagnosed with disorders they don't really have (yes ADD is real but most of you f--- don't have it) >many of them know this and are just seeking drugs for an easy boost to their life >suddenly there isn't enough of the drug to go around
: Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)00:42:08 No.900666441 pika.png 264 KB PNG >millennials and zoomers all get diagnosed with disorders they don't really have (yes ADD is real but most of you f--- don't have it) >many of them know this and are just seeking drugs for an easy boost to their life >suddenly there isn't enough of the drug to go around

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HOT BOY H COMTME CRATES NAKEY JAKEY FromSoftware's Game Design Changed Everything Nakey Jakey 1.3M views 3 days ago Screenshot_20230603_170637.jpg 396 KB JPG 36:01 >summarizes wikipedia article on the production of demon's souls >adds unfunny quips to appeal to the reddit audience >millions of views Why aren't you a gaming video essayist yet?
HOT BOY H COMTME CRATES NAKEY JAKEY FromSoftware's Game Design Changed Everything Nakey Jakey 1.3M views 3 days ago Screenshot_20230603_170637.jpg 396 KB JPG 36:01 >summarizes wikipedia article on the production of demon's souls >adds unfunny quips to appeal to the reddit audience >millions of views Why aren't you a gaming video essayist yet?

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