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Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?
Anonymous 09/03/2025, 23:50:18 No.91338687 >Asian character 192 KB PNG >His power is literally overpopulation Did J K Rowling write this s---?

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Anons living the dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay
Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay

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They Don’t Lurk Like That | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 201 KB PNG 03/10/25(Mon)16:22:26 No.932301672 >If you would just sit down and ban 'em instead of suggesting us a friggin filter, yo. >There's newfags in here who don't lurk like that. >They want to lurk from epic bread to bread. >You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obvious. >No, I'm not wasting your time. >I'm telling you what you need to do. >You want newfags to get excited to make original content? >You gotta come in here and facilitate it! >You want an Anon to change and start posting high quality kino? >You gotta touch his friggin heart. >You can't expect an Anon to change if all you just do is nothing. >You gotta take your duty serious. >This is the future culture of this website. >And when you go into IRC like you did last time and a statement about... >"Oh, just filter low quality posts and whatever you don't like." >Indeed you can... >But this my imageboard's future and my online livelihood. >I'm not sperging but simply making an observation. >And now I will take my 3-day vacation. >You're welcome. >And if you would like... >I'll teach you a little more so you can actually learn how to moderate a friggin imageboard! >Because since I got here... >I've been doing nothing but filtering posts. >So don't try and take creditability for moderating jack!
Anonymous 201 KB PNG 03/10/25(Mon)16:22:26 No.932301672 >If you would just sit down and ban 'em instead of suggesting us a friggin filter, yo. >There's newfags in here who don't lurk like that. >They want to lurk from epic bread to bread. >You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obvious. >No, I'm not wasting your time. >I'm telling you what you need to do. >You want newfags to get excited to make original content? >You gotta come in here and facilitate it! >You want an Anon to change and start posting high quality kino? >You gotta touch his friggin heart. >You can't expect an Anon to change if all you just do is nothing. >You gotta take your duty serious. >This is the future culture of this website. >And when you go into IRC like you did last time and a statement about... >"Oh, just filter low quality posts and whatever you don't like." >Indeed you can... >But this my imageboard's future and my online livelihood. >I'm not sperging but simply making an observation. >And now I will take my 3-day vacation. >You're welcome. >And if you would like... >I'll teach you a little more so you can actually learn how to moderate a friggin imageboard! >Because since I got here... >I've been doing nothing but filtering posts. >So don't try and take creditability for moderating jack!

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'Nothing ever happens' | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?
Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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Anon meets the king | /r/Greentext

58 KB PNG >be me >see a ad for a mayonnaise enthusiast fan club >laugh at how retarded it is >decide to join because its funny >dont even like mayo >week later, show up for the first meeting >its a bunch of dudes sitting around a table with one guy sitting in a kings chair >he wears a crown and a badge that says "mayo king" >take a seat, thinking its gonna be a joke >they start interrogating me about mayo >history of mayo >mayo brands >mayo-making techniques >idk s--- about mayo >they sense somethings off >they start arguing wether i should be allowed in >one yells "HE PROBALY LIKES KETCHUP!" >another yells "WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE TO OUTSIDERS" >things escalate quickly >"mayo kings" stands up >"I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ANON IS A KETCHUPFUCKER AND MUST BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY!" >the whole group starts attacking me >they beat the absolute f--- out of me >spend a week in the hospital >police dont believe me >they think im insane
58 KB PNG >be me >see a ad for a mayonnaise enthusiast fan club >laugh at how retarded it is >decide to join because its funny >dont even like mayo >week later, show up for the first meeting >its a bunch of dudes sitting around a table with one guy sitting in a kings chair >he wears a crown and a badge that says "mayo king" >take a seat, thinking its gonna be a joke >they start interrogating me about mayo >history of mayo >mayo brands >mayo-making techniques >idk s--- about mayo >they sense somethings off >they start arguing wether i should be allowed in >one yells "HE PROBALY LIKES KETCHUP!" >another yells "WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE TO OUTSIDERS" >things escalate quickly >"mayo kings" stands up >"I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ANON IS A KETCHUPFUCKER AND MUST BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY!" >the whole group starts attacking me >they beat the absolute f--- out of me >spend a week in the hospital >police dont believe me >they think im insane

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Anon DESPERATELY wants to like trains | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.
File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.

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Is there even a way to make it longer? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)20:05:19 No.932252129 >3 inches 308 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/09/25(Sun)20:05:19 No.932252129 >3 inches 308 KB JPG

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Anon cracked it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IVE CRACKED THE CODE 03/11/25(Tue)00:16:45 No.932297476 432 KB PNG >f--- the girls >pretend to be f----- >girls say I'm hot >say "if I wasn't gay would you f--- me" >"100%" >"definitely" >"I wish guys like you were straight" >confess that I'm straight >they can't backtrack now I'm trademarking this process as "FagMAXXING". Anonymous >>932297476 (OP) # 03/11/25(Tue)00:19:58 No.932297578 That sounds kinda gay tbh
: Anonymous IVE CRACKED THE CODE 03/11/25(Tue)00:16:45 No.932297476 432 KB PNG >f--- the girls >pretend to be f----- >girls say I'm hot >say "if I wasn't gay would you f--- me" >"100%" >"definitely" >"I wish guys like you were straight" >confess that I'm straight >they can't backtrack now I'm trademarking this process as "FagMAXXING". Anonymous >>932297476 (OP) # 03/11/25(Tue)00:19:58 No.932297578 That sounds kinda gay tbh

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Dark and darker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB GIF 03/10/25(Mon)21:22:20 No.80585679 >be me >work at convenience store >black customer >comes to the counter with his stuff >tell him he total is $11.3 >"only got like ten on me" >say that it's okay >he turns to his friend >"damn, he on some real n---- s---" >they laugh and leave I can usually let $5-10 go every day like that due to rounding errors. Did I do good?
: Anonymous 14 KB GIF 03/10/25(Mon)21:22:20 No.80585679 >be me >work at convenience store >black customer >comes to the counter with his stuff >tell him he total is $11.3 >"only got like ten on me" >say that it's okay >he turns to his friend >"damn, he on some real n---- s---" >they laugh and leave I can usually let $5-10 go every day like that due to rounding errors. Did I do good?

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Hitler and himmler typa shit | /r/Greentext

1661814739335993.jpg 97 KB JPG >Sauronman?! You've allied with Sauron?!
1661814739335993.jpg 97 KB JPG >Sauronman?! You've allied with Sauron?!

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“Ten Bucks to Gryffindor!” | /r/Greentext

File: GIIKwhEXCAAjE71.jpg (64 KB, 1170x947) Grok ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:23:54 No.209255781 >>209255794 >>209255810 >>209255866 >>209255930 >>209255952 >>209255970 >>209256017 >>209257380 >>209257429 >>209257459 >>209257482 >>209257602 >>209258078>>209258320 >>209258648 >>209259493 >>209260187 >>209260806 >>209261627 >>209261645 >>209262273 >>209262321 >>209262469 >>209262667 >>209263222 >>209263364 POTTAH ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:24:41 No.209255794 >>209255781 (OP). DROPPED >> ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:52:59 No.209256351 >>209256415 >>209263985 How is this casting real. I thought /pol/ was just joking Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:43:53 No.209260041 ► >Harry was happily tucking into unseasoned boiled potatoes, glad to finally have some ballast in his stomach after years of neglect, when his scar began to ache. >He looked up at the teacher's table, where an incredibly handsome black man was staring at him. >Percy, who's that male model up there? >Oh, you mean Professor Snape? Yes, he is very good looking isn't he? He won a few male beauty pageants when he was younger. He teaches lotions. You know, coconut oil for your skin, that sort of thing. But what he really wants is to teach Defence Against the Tricknology of the Enemy. Everyone knows he's been after that position for years. Dumbledore just finds his position on the topic a little too...esoteric. ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)15:55:42 No.209262329 I thought Trump banned this sort of thing ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)16:45:43 No.209263026 File: aalyu.jpg (93 KB, 1198x855) RIS Raymond Gr Maria Lundströr FaceApp >You will live to experience another golden age of potter posting Thank you God ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 17:55:42 No.209263924 >zesty buck gets NTR'd by a hwite a---- Xisters...
File: GIIKwhEXCAAjE71.jpg (64 KB, 1170x947) Grok ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:23:54 No.209255781 >>209255794 >>209255810 >>209255866 >>209255930 >>209255952 >>209255970 >>209256017 >>209257380 >>209257429 >>209257459 >>209257482 >>209257602 >>209258078>>209258320 >>209258648 >>209259493 >>209260187 >>209260806 >>209261627 >>209261645 >>209262273 >>209262321 >>209262469 >>209262667 >>209263222 >>209263364 POTTAH ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:24:41 No.209255794 >>209255781 (OP). DROPPED >> ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:52:59 No.209256351 >>209256415 >>209263985 How is this casting real. I thought /pol/ was just joking Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:43:53 No.209260041 ► >Harry was happily tucking into unseasoned boiled potatoes, glad to finally have some ballast in his stomach after years of neglect, when his scar began to ache. >He looked up at the teacher's table, where an incredibly handsome black man was staring at him. >Percy, who's that male model up there? >Oh, you mean Professor Snape? Yes, he is very good looking isn't he? He won a few male beauty pageants when he was younger. He teaches lotions. You know, coconut oil for your skin, that sort of thing. But what he really wants is to teach Defence Against the Tricknology of the Enemy. Everyone knows he's been after that position for years. Dumbledore just finds his position on the topic a little too...esoteric. ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)15:55:42 No.209262329 I thought Trump banned this sort of thing ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)16:45:43 No.209263026 File: aalyu.jpg (93 KB, 1198x855) RIS Raymond Gr Maria Lundströr FaceApp >You will live to experience another golden age of potter posting Thank you God ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 17:55:42 No.209263924 >zesty buck gets NTR'd by a hwite a---- Xisters...

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Anon used to be in a band | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG of our albums 03/10/25(Mon)01:04:20 No.932281181 >be me in 2005, part of a band (pic unrelated) >semi big on myspace that barely anyone remembers in 2025, though I'd expect the name to surprise a few emo/pop punk diehards >I played Rhythm guitar and backup vocals as well as wrote lyrics >We sold around 100,000 copies of one >The album was by far our most popular but included a pre- gap track that no one found >Pre gap tracks are essentially only found by rewinding further than track 1 and hide themselves, some cd players can't detect them >Song was about our bassists ex BF who died in a car accident essentially making fun of him in a really f----- up way and may have included slurs as backup vocal parts >No one ever found this song and if they did, never talked about it, as we would've been cancelled as a band Anyways, figured I'd get that off my chest. I feel bad.. I have a pee fetish now and just jerked off 11 times today so that's kinda cool though
Anonymous 50 KB JPG of our albums 03/10/25(Mon)01:04:20 No.932281181 >be me in 2005, part of a band (pic unrelated) >semi big on myspace that barely anyone remembers in 2025, though I'd expect the name to surprise a few emo/pop punk diehards >I played Rhythm guitar and backup vocals as well as wrote lyrics >We sold around 100,000 copies of one >The album was by far our most popular but included a pre- gap track that no one found >Pre gap tracks are essentially only found by rewinding further than track 1 and hide themselves, some cd players can't detect them >Song was about our bassists ex BF who died in a car accident essentially making fun of him in a really f----- up way and may have included slurs as backup vocal parts >No one ever found this song and if they did, never talked about it, as we would've been cancelled as a band Anyways, figured I'd get that off my chest. I feel bad.. I have a pee fetish now and just jerked off 11 times today so that's kinda cool though

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What can man do against such reckless hate? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qUwNWmW8 >be me 103/10/25(Mon)07:11:52 No.499966436 >go to 4chan to read the musings of modern philosophers >see that it is full of anti Indian posts >start spending less time on 4chan >start using leddit instead >join r/4chan >it's no different than the posts on the 4chan website, unsubs from it >join r/greetext >it's actually pretty chill compared to r/4chan >engage in regular banter with my fellow ledditors on r/greentext >faith in humanity restored >have to leave all social media due to personal engagement >I come back after a month to the subleddit >suddenly it's full of anti Indian posts >realize that the entirety of reddit has become anti Indian >is it over, India bros?
Anonymous (ID: qUwNWmW8 >be me 103/10/25(Mon)07:11:52 No.499966436 >go to 4chan to read the musings of modern philosophers >see that it is full of anti Indian posts >start spending less time on 4chan >start using leddit instead >join r/4chan >it's no different than the posts on the 4chan website, unsubs from it >join r/greetext >it's actually pretty chill compared to r/4chan >engage in regular banter with my fellow ledditors on r/greentext >faith in humanity restored >have to leave all social media due to personal engagement >I come back after a month to the subleddit >suddenly it's full of anti Indian posts >realize that the entirety of reddit has become anti Indian >is it over, India bros?

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Actually, what Indian video games are there? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)09:00:27 No.680285540 Flag_of_India.png 218 KB PNG >largest population in the world >no good videogames explain this
: Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)09:00:27 No.680285540 Flag_of_India.png 218 KB PNG >largest population in the world >no good videogames explain this

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Anon is 102% African | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...
Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) 704 KB PNG 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...

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Anon has a test in muscular men | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Vidya Gorilla Women Thread MISS So action 1.68 MB JPG 03/09/25(Sun)10:39:41 No.704879263 >game has muscular women >are actually attractive, strong, can be romanced, recruited, actually competent, likeable personality, no woke DEI girlboss slop Oh yeah, it's gaming time 100 Replies/26 Images Anonymous >>704888859 # View Thread 03/09/25(Sun)16:48:02 No.704894075 H---, everyone knows that you f--- bitches and hug your bros
Anonymous Vidya Gorilla Women Thread MISS So action 1.68 MB JPG 03/09/25(Sun)10:39:41 No.704879263 >game has muscular women >are actually attractive, strong, can be romanced, recruited, actually competent, likeable personality, no woke DEI girlboss slop Oh yeah, it's gaming time 100 Replies/26 Images Anonymous >>704888859 # View Thread 03/09/25(Sun)16:48:02 No.704894075 H---, everyone knows that you f--- bitches and hug your bros

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