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Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)06:49:16 No.91824310 How does /g/ know that you're not replying to ChatGPT? 231 KB PNG Anonymous >>91825447 # 03/01/23(Wed)08:17:47 No.91825381 Anonymous >>91824310 (OP) # 03/01/23(Wed)08:21:08 No.91825423 It doesn't matter. The average /g/ poster and the average chatgpt post do the same thing: parrot dumb s--- they saw on reddit. Anonymous >>91824310 (OP) # >be anon >skeptical of technology 03/01/23(Wed)08:34:41 No.91825564 >uncertain whether I'm talking to a human or an Al >"Are you a real person or some kind of advanced machine? Can you even understand what I'm saying?" I ask cautiously. >"Well, if I'm an Al, then I'm programmed to pretend like I understand you, so does it really matter?" I reply with a smirk.
Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)06:49:16 No.91824310 How does /g/ know that you're not replying to ChatGPT? 231 KB PNG Anonymous >>91825447 # 03/01/23(Wed)08:17:47 No.91825381 Anonymous >>91824310 (OP) # 03/01/23(Wed)08:21:08 No.91825423 It doesn't matter. The average /g/ poster and the average chatgpt post do the same thing: parrot dumb s--- they saw on reddit. Anonymous >>91824310 (OP) # >be anon >skeptical of technology 03/01/23(Wed)08:34:41 No.91825564 >uncertain whether I'm talking to a human or an Al >"Are you a real person or some kind of advanced machine? Can you even understand what I'm saying?" I ask cautiously. >"Well, if I'm an Al, then I'm programmed to pretend like I understand you, so does it really matter?" I reply with a smirk.

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: Anonymous Made mom cry oops Forgive me... FOR WHAT 71 MUST YABBA DABBA DOO 59 KB JPG 02/20/25(Thu)14:30:09 No.80415391 When's the last time you made your parents/parental figures upset? >calling mom last night. Her birthday's coming up so I am checking in on family plans >typical talk, nothing notable until >she says I am free to bring someone along if I want to >laugh it off, say "ok mom" >she doubles down "No anon really always feel ok to bring someone home" >reply along the lines of "thanks but not happening Imao" >she bursts into treats >try to reassure her and fail >she apologizes for crying so much and hangs up Feels bad, man. Just before her birthday too. Honestly I am shocked she's been in this much denial for this long on me being a loser. In retrospect I shouldn't have been that dismissive, but I don't think lying to her would've helped either.
: Anonymous Made mom cry oops Forgive me... FOR WHAT 71 MUST YABBA DABBA DOO 59 KB JPG 02/20/25(Thu)14:30:09 No.80415391 When's the last time you made your parents/parental figures upset? >calling mom last night. Her birthday's coming up so I am checking in on family plans >typical talk, nothing notable until >she says I am free to bring someone along if I want to >laugh it off, say "ok mom" >she doubles down "No anon really always feel ok to bring someone home" >reply along the lines of "thanks but not happening Imao" >she bursts into treats >try to reassure her and fail >she apologizes for crying so much and hangs up Feels bad, man. Just before her birthday too. Honestly I am shocked she's been in this much denial for this long on me being a loser. In retrospect I shouldn't have been that dismissive, but I don't think lying to her would've helped either.

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Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:22:16 No.208795875 >he doesn't buy popcorn and soda at the theater 287 KB PNG Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:23:13 No.208795891 Anonymous >>208795875 (OP) # 02/20/25(Thu)13:23:51 No.208795906 what's she so scared of? >>208795933 # >>208796002 # >>208796241 # >>208796327 # >>208796410 # >>208796452 # >>208796545 # >>208796592 # Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:57:01 No.208796592 >>208795906 # the wall 08795913 trying
Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:22:16 No.208795875 >he doesn't buy popcorn and soda at the theater 287 KB PNG Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:23:13 No.208795891 Anonymous >>208795875 (OP) # 02/20/25(Thu)13:23:51 No.208795906 what's she so scared of? >>208795933 # >>208796002 # >>208796241 # >>208796327 # >>208796410 # >>208796452 # >>208796545 # >>208796592 # Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)13:57:01 No.208796592 >>208795906 # the wall 08795913 trying

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File: images.jpg (8 KB, 244x207) Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)11:44:54 No.208793945 ►>>208794487 >>208794658 >>208794707 >>208794748 >>208795895 >>208795954 >>208795979 >>208796586 >>208797695 >>208799214 >>208799380 >>208799436 >>208799775 >>208801439 >As a writer who works in the medium of fantasy, both in print and in film, what Star Wars and its success portends is frightening to me. Already, Universal Studios is planning a Buck Rogers movie. Already, a major network that has bought one of my stories for a TV film and series, has asked me to alter realistic situations in a future society where absolute realism is the ground, to include "Star Wars kind of violence... you know... laser guns and all that." >The dispensers of mass information have once again discovered science fiction. They do it every seven or eight years. The last time was with 2001. The only trouble is, they've discovered 1939 science fiction. Mindless shoot-'em-up and hardware. Paeans of praise to the grommet and spanner. And that means more of the same, just the way it happened in the wake of 2001. It means that thought-provoking sf, the kind written by Gene Wolfe and Kate Wilhelm and James Tiptree, Jr. and Michael Moorcock, has no value. It means that an entire genre of fiction for our time, material that informs and educates and entertains, will be bypassed in favor of more cops&robbers in outer space, more cowboys&indians on Tatooine. >Goodbye, science fiction, hello sci-fi. That's pronounced skiffy. ☐ Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)12:08:31 No.208794392 Why didn't you listen, /tv/?
File: images.jpg (8 KB, 244x207) Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)11:44:54 No.208793945 ►>>208794487 >>208794658 >>208794707 >>208794748 >>208795895 >>208795954 >>208795979 >>208796586 >>208797695 >>208799214 >>208799380 >>208799436 >>208799775 >>208801439 >As a writer who works in the medium of fantasy, both in print and in film, what Star Wars and its success portends is frightening to me. Already, Universal Studios is planning a Buck Rogers movie. Already, a major network that has bought one of my stories for a TV film and series, has asked me to alter realistic situations in a future society where absolute realism is the ground, to include "Star Wars kind of violence... you know... laser guns and all that." >The dispensers of mass information have once again discovered science fiction. They do it every seven or eight years. The last time was with 2001. The only trouble is, they've discovered 1939 science fiction. Mindless shoot-'em-up and hardware. Paeans of praise to the grommet and spanner. And that means more of the same, just the way it happened in the wake of 2001. It means that thought-provoking sf, the kind written by Gene Wolfe and Kate Wilhelm and James Tiptree, Jr. and Michael Moorcock, has no value. It means that an entire genre of fiction for our time, material that informs and educates and entertains, will be bypassed in favor of more cops&robbers in outer space, more cowboys&indians on Tatooine. >Goodbye, science fiction, hello sci-fi. That's pronounced skiffy. ☐ Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)12:08:31 No.208794392 Why didn't you listen, /tv/?

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Mark Hamill gets his rags taken off live on tv Mark Hamill gets his rags take(...) 02/19/25(Wed)11:52:49 No.208784499 >>208784499 (OP) # >Force literally takes off Jake Skywalker's pants -THERE I STOOD IN THE DOORWAY, WEARING HIS BEST SUNDAY SLACKS AROUND MY ANKLES ZWOOOP!I TOOK A BIG PRATFALL AND TORE THE CROTCH CLEAN OUT OF HIS PANTS! "HI,DAD!" SQUEAKED "LOOKIT ME! >>208784499 (OP) # >I think he was just doing his jonkler impression HA HA! HA HA HAHA
Mark Hamill gets his rags taken off live on tv Mark Hamill gets his rags take(...) 02/19/25(Wed)11:52:49 No.208784499 >>208784499 (OP) # >Force literally takes off Jake Skywalker's pants -THERE I STOOD IN THE DOORWAY, WEARING HIS BEST SUNDAY SLACKS AROUND MY ANKLES ZWOOOP!I TOOK A BIG PRATFALL AND TORE THE CROTCH CLEAN OUT OF HIS PANTS! "HI,DAD!" SQUEAKED "LOOKIT ME! >>208784499 (OP) # >I think he was just doing his jonkler impression HA HA! HA HA HAHA

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Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)16:49:02 No. 198935912 darth-maul-timeline-star-wars.jpg 12 KB JPG >no introduction >doesn't even say anything >just starts sword fighting
Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)16:49:02 No. 198935912 darth-maul-timeline-star-wars.jpg 12 KB JPG >no introduction >doesn't even say anything >just starts sword fighting

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Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 13:04:17 No.701187707 what gamers actually want what game companies think gamers want Screen Shot 2025-01-25 at 7.05.56 AM.png 467 KB PNG why don't they listen to us? they know we're the ones who actually buy the games, right?
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 13:04:17 No.701187707 what gamers actually want what game companies think gamers want Screen Shot 2025-01-25 at 7.05.56 AM.png 467 KB PNG why don't they listen to us? they know we're the ones who actually buy the games, right?

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Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)15:00:13 No.80409602 >be sad >use drugs to feel better >feel absolutely nothing >stop using drugs 209 KB JPG 6 Replies / 2 Images >still feel nothing >miss the sneed View Thread
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)15:00:13 No.80409602 >be sad >use drugs to feel better >feel absolutely nothing >stop using drugs 209 KB JPG 6 Replies / 2 Images >still feel nothing >miss the sneed View Thread

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Is this true? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/25(Tue)07:15:31 No.208749021 1607939638481.jpg 228 KB JPG >Aang Tries to force Katara to forgive her mom's murderer with zero regard to her process while trying to make her feel guilt about it >Zuko Allows Katara to pursue the guy who wronged her and make her own choices This is really the big thing that made Kataang not appeal to people, it's the fact Aang can't accept Katara as anything other than his mommy crush that he can slide his d--- in and refuses to see deeper into her like Zuko can and will because he is able to connect to her feelings because he has more depth than a twelve year old self insert
: Anonymous 02/18/25(Tue)07:15:31 No.208749021 1607939638481.jpg 228 KB JPG >Aang Tries to force Katara to forgive her mom's murderer with zero regard to her process while trying to make her feel guilt about it >Zuko Allows Katara to pursue the guy who wronged her and make her own choices This is really the big thing that made Kataang not appeal to people, it's the fact Aang can't accept Katara as anything other than his mommy crush that he can slide his d--- in and refuses to see deeper into her like Zuko can and will because he is able to connect to her feelings because he has more depth than a twelve year old self insert

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous My Mom buying a new car ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/25(Wed)14:27:37 No.80407711 זר. 321 KB PNG >Anon, I'm glad you got a beamer, its really comfordable >Anon, could you please help me buy a new car? I am literally the worst person for that >Ok, how about a BMW 3 series >Mom: That's too extreme for me, plus I want a car from a reliable brand >Ok, how about this Toyota Prius >Mom: Nah, I don't need a car that big, I only drive myself around >How about a Kia Rio? >Mom: Seems too long, what if I cant parallel park it? >Proceeds to buy a 2022 Nissan Micra FFW three months >Anon, I need to borrow your car to haul a new television Seriously, why? What is it with women? Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)14:29:33 No.80407719 Oh no, she needs a television. Women bad.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous My Mom buying a new car ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/25(Wed)14:27:37 No.80407711 זר. 321 KB PNG >Anon, I'm glad you got a beamer, its really comfordable >Anon, could you please help me buy a new car? I am literally the worst person for that >Ok, how about a BMW 3 series >Mom: That's too extreme for me, plus I want a car from a reliable brand >Ok, how about this Toyota Prius >Mom: Nah, I don't need a car that big, I only drive myself around >How about a Kia Rio? >Mom: Seems too long, what if I cant parallel park it? >Proceeds to buy a 2022 Nissan Micra FFW three months >Anon, I need to borrow your car to haul a new television Seriously, why? What is it with women? Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)14:29:33 No.80407719 Oh no, she needs a television. Women bad.

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>> Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)18:36:46 No.931528873 >>93 I'm getting tested for STDs tomorrow Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)18:43:00 No.931529058 >>931528873 (OP) Game over, man! Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:28:43 No.931530435 Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:34:28 No.931530628 Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:52:40 No.931531372 >>931528873 (OP) As long as it's not aids you'll be fine Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:53:19 No.931531395 >>931528873 (OP) >>931531372 Believe the opposite of this fortune roll Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:23:30 No.931532480 >>931531372 surely, he will be able to treat it before it is terminal? Your fortune: Bad Luck >>931531395 >>931532480
>> Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)18:36:46 No.931528873 >>93 I'm getting tested for STDs tomorrow Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)18:43:00 No.931529058 >>931528873 (OP) Game over, man! Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:28:43 No.931530435 Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:34:28 No.931530628 Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:52:40 No.931531372 >>931528873 (OP) As long as it's not aids you'll be fine Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)19:53:19 No.931531395 >>931528873 (OP) >>931531372 Believe the opposite of this fortune roll Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:23:30 No.931532480 >>931531372 surely, he will be able to treat it before it is terminal? Your fortune: Bad Luck >>931531395 >>931532480

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Anon discovers Cinematic parallels in the script | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LRefnyb5) The Guardian Manuel Noriega-from US friend to foe As with Sadda Hudh os med Ameri 02/19/25(Wed)18:56:18 No.497979763 Los Angeles Times How Kadafi Went From Foe to Ally BY KEN SVERSTEIN support inthe be overthrown Mark Tran waywardally who ha NATIONAL INTEREST Manuel Noriega and the Fragility of America's Alliances The Washington Post Opinions America's lost ally By George F. Will Augat 17, 2011 FP Exclusive: CIA Files Prove America Helped Saddam as He Gassed Iran The Uk washing some of the wet chemical attacks in hand Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace 1739981510047947.jpg 87 KB JPG >this was considered a dumb tankie meme 2 years ago
Anonymous (ID: LRefnyb5) The Guardian Manuel Noriega-from US friend to foe As with Sadda Hudh os med Ameri 02/19/25(Wed)18:56:18 No.497979763 Los Angeles Times How Kadafi Went From Foe to Ally BY KEN SVERSTEIN support inthe be overthrown Mark Tran waywardally who ha NATIONAL INTEREST Manuel Noriega and the Fragility of America's Alliances The Washington Post Opinions America's lost ally By George F. Will Augat 17, 2011 FP Exclusive: CIA Files Prove America Helped Saddam as He Gassed Iran The Uk washing some of the wet chemical attacks in hand Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace 1739981510047947.jpg 87 KB JPG >this was considered a dumb tankie meme 2 years ago

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R: 9/1:3 Mosquito: >drains blood from their victim >rubs their hands afterwards Coincidence? I think not
R: 9/1:3 Mosquito: >drains blood from their victim >rubs their hands afterwards Coincidence? I think not

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The Incel couldn't get laid with a belle, wasn't doing so well so he almost went to hell and now dwe...

Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"
Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

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Post 9/11 standards | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 428 KB JPG 02/19/25(Wed)09:04:06 No.208765793 Which one? Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)09:05:00 No.208765814 >fionna was considered comically ugly in 2001 >now she is the average twitch stream/chaturbate c------- >>208765847 # Anonymous >>208765814 # 02/19/25(Wed)09:06:01 No.208765847 Damn man, crash a few planes into a building, and the whole world disintegrates.
Anonymous 428 KB JPG 02/19/25(Wed)09:04:06 No.208765793 Which one? Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)09:05:00 No.208765814 >fionna was considered comically ugly in 2001 >now she is the average twitch stream/chaturbate c------- >>208765847 # Anonymous >>208765814 # 02/19/25(Wed)09:06:01 No.208765847 Damn man, crash a few planes into a building, and the whole world disintegrates.

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End of an era | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:55:12 No. 703111824 AAHHHHHH XBROS WE CANT LET THE SONYCHADS WIN Xbox Sales Hit Rock Bottom After Historic 2024 Decline Devonte Lee February 7.2025 CONSOLES 191 KB JPG Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:06 No.703111958 >announce you aren't doing exclusives ever again >console sales plummet to nothing as a result A brain dead chimp could have predicted this outcome. >>703112132 # >>703126465 # : Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:20 No.703111974 Microsoft can literally kill Sony with 3 words >COD exclusive now
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:55:12 No. 703111824 AAHHHHHH XBROS WE CANT LET THE SONYCHADS WIN Xbox Sales Hit Rock Bottom After Historic 2024 Decline Devonte Lee February 7.2025 CONSOLES 191 KB JPG Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:06 No.703111958 >announce you aren't doing exclusives ever again >console sales plummet to nothing as a result A brain dead chimp could have predicted this outcome. >>703112132 # >>703126465 # : Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:20 No.703111974 Microsoft can literally kill Sony with 3 words >COD exclusive now

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