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44 KB JPG > be me, 13 years old > Mom's friend comes to my house with her 15 or 16 year old daughter > Beautiful petite girl, fall in love with her instantly > While our mothers talk in the living room we play in my xbox all day. she loves Tekken and call of duty ghost, play that cod game just for her > She even helps me with homework sometimes. Literal ASMR when she explains things to me in a sweet manner > Two months pass by, she gets a boyfriend > Literal fat guy with a beard she met at some party > Get angry as f--- don't talk to her again and start hanging more with my friends to play football while she comes home cause don't wanna see her, still in love tho. > Year later leave my city cause of dads work, time goes by and forget about her completely > Fast forward 3 months ago come back to my old city cause of college, stay with my grandma > Go out to the park for a walk and see her again, shes still beautiful ass hell, even more than before i would say > She sees me and waves at me while calling my name, we start talking, find out she's with the same guy from 10 years ago, don't really give much importance to it. > Spend 2 hours or so talking, we literally would have talked a lot more if it wasn't for the time, we say goodbye and she hugs me, literal 10 seconds hug. > Check her socials the guy still looks almost the same as i remember him, just different hairstyle. Why bros, why is such a ugly dude with such a preciosity? what does she see in him? We literally share so many things in common and is so easy to talk to her. She is nerdy, pretty and very friendly, literal one in a million. Is like she's doing pylanthrophy for a guy that doesn't have chance in the dating life. Like am not a 10, but i take care of myself and I'm fairly good looking. Idc if i make harm i'm goin all in with her wish me luck.
44 KB JPG > be me, 13 years old > Mom's friend comes to my house with her 15 or 16 year old daughter > Beautiful petite girl, fall in love with her instantly > While our mothers talk in the living room we play in my xbox all day. she loves Tekken and call of duty ghost, play that cod game just for her > She even helps me with homework sometimes. Literal ASMR when she explains things to me in a sweet manner > Two months pass by, she gets a boyfriend > Literal fat guy with a beard she met at some party > Get angry as f--- don't talk to her again and start hanging more with my friends to play football while she comes home cause don't wanna see her, still in love tho. > Year later leave my city cause of dads work, time goes by and forget about her completely > Fast forward 3 months ago come back to my old city cause of college, stay with my grandma > Go out to the park for a walk and see her again, shes still beautiful ass hell, even more than before i would say > She sees me and waves at me while calling my name, we start talking, find out she's with the same guy from 10 years ago, don't really give much importance to it. > Spend 2 hours or so talking, we literally would have talked a lot more if it wasn't for the time, we say goodbye and she hugs me, literal 10 seconds hug. > Check her socials the guy still looks almost the same as i remember him, just different hairstyle. Why bros, why is such a ugly dude with such a preciosity? what does she see in him? We literally share so many things in common and is so easy to talk to her. She is nerdy, pretty and very friendly, literal one in a million. Is like she's doing pylanthrophy for a guy that doesn't have chance in the dating life. Like am not a 10, but i take care of myself and I'm fairly good looking. Idc if i make harm i'm goin all in with her wish me luck.

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Anon has a problem with Sydeny Sweeney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sydney Sweeney 02/24/25(Mon) 15:27:28 No.208920796 download (5).jpg 109 KB JPG > Be Sydeny Sweeney >look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome > have no acting range >play the same disinterested California W---- with vocal fry in all your roles >Make 10 million a year doing the aforementioned >Bitch about not making enough money to support herself Why does Hollywood keeps casting this w----
: Anonymous Sydney Sweeney 02/24/25(Mon) 15:27:28 No.208920796 download (5).jpg 109 KB JPG > Be Sydeny Sweeney >look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome > have no acting range >play the same disinterested California W---- with vocal fry in all your roles >Make 10 million a year doing the aforementioned >Bitch about not making enough money to support herself Why does Hollywood keeps casting this w----

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Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)19:51:52 No.703784672 332 ERKB gravity_rush_overture.1482780233.jpg 188 KB JPG >10/10 character design stuck in a dead game series It's not fair bros.
Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)19:51:52 No.703784672 332 ERKB gravity_rush_overture.1482780233.jpg 188 KB JPG >10/10 character design stuck in a dead game series It's not fair bros.

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The average anon's opinion on wojaks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)10:44:37 No.147568642 File: 1717354295350302.jpg (16 KB, 384x384) >>147567945 >desperate to be board culture >posts wojak Nice bait quadruple n-----
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)10:44:37 No.147568642 File: 1717354295350302.jpg (16 KB, 384x384) >>147567945 >desperate to be board culture >posts wojak Nice bait quadruple n-----

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Fixing the unfixable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)06:03:12 No.104418149 free-reddit-logo-icon-2436-thumb.png 32 KB PNG You just became CEO of Reddit How do you fix it? : Anonymous >>104418149 (OP) # pull the plug 02/20/25(Thu)06:04:36 No.104418162 >>104418190 # >>104418376 # >>104418860 # : Anonymous >*unplugs servers* 02/20/25(Thu)06:05:18 No.104418166
Anonymous 02/20/25(Thu)06:03:12 No.104418149 free-reddit-logo-icon-2436-thumb.png 32 KB PNG You just became CEO of Reddit How do you fix it? : Anonymous >>104418149 (OP) # pull the plug 02/20/25(Thu)06:04:36 No.104418162 >>104418190 # >>104418376 # >>104418860 # : Anonymous >*unplugs servers* 02/20/25(Thu)06:05:18 No.104418166

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Anon navigates the modern literary scene | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)00:13:02 No.24214101 >>24214102 >>24214108 >>24214187 >>24214188 >>24214339 >>24214667 >>24214725 >>24215276 >give fantasy book by a woman a chance because the synopsis intrigues me >lesbians >give another fantasy book by a woman a chance because the synopsis intrigues me >more lesbians >sci fi book by woman >gays why does this keep happening? where the f--- is the testosterone in fantasy and sci-fi publishing? Hell where are the heterosexual female authors?
Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)00:13:02 No.24214101 >>24214102 >>24214108 >>24214187 >>24214188 >>24214339 >>24214667 >>24214725 >>24215276 >give fantasy book by a woman a chance because the synopsis intrigues me >lesbians >give another fantasy book by a woman a chance because the synopsis intrigues me >more lesbians >sci fi book by woman >gays why does this keep happening? where the f--- is the testosterone in fantasy and sci-fi publishing? Hell where are the heterosexual female authors?

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This thread is God awful | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)19:41:14 No.80451573 DRAFT WOMEN >b-but I'll just get pregnant tee hee FORCE ABORTIONS DRAFT WOMEN 67 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>80451573 (OP) # View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)20:39:20 No.80451859 it's beautiful to see someone with similar views : Anonymous >>80451810 # 02/24/25(Mon)20:41:24 No.80451869 That gives women a get out of jail free card while men still have to go an die. Not fair. Anonymous > I'll just get pregnant 02/24/25(Mon)21:37:07 No.80452108 Well it such situation actually makes women get bebes, then it's a win. Woman are a liability on the battlefield, their work should be producing more drones. Men fight, women birth, that's how things are supposed to be. Men still fight but women don't birth and that's bad. >>80452318 #
: Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)19:41:14 No.80451573 DRAFT WOMEN >b-but I'll just get pregnant tee hee FORCE ABORTIONS DRAFT WOMEN 67 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous >>80451573 (OP) # View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)20:39:20 No.80451859 it's beautiful to see someone with similar views : Anonymous >>80451810 # 02/24/25(Mon)20:41:24 No.80451869 That gives women a get out of jail free card while men still have to go an die. Not fair. Anonymous > I'll just get pregnant 02/24/25(Mon)21:37:07 No.80452108 Well it such situation actually makes women get bebes, then it's a win. Woman are a liability on the battlefield, their work should be producing more drones. Men fight, women birth, that's how things are supposed to be. Men still fight but women don't birth and that's bad. >>80452318 #

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Anon likes Japan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards
Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards

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Anon plays a game disc | /r/Greentext

File: avgncd.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:08:37 No.11595624 ► Playing a disc based game on original hardware: >Look at the back of the disc 50 times to ensure no scratches fingerprints, dust bunnies, liquids, solids, gasses, plasmids, or anything has ever been on the disc >Grab the disc using the micrometers worth of space on the side while fingering it's butthole >carefully put the game into the console with extreme precision so that nothing touches the disc when inserting >Wait half a year for the console to begin reading the disc >No Disc Inserted >Make sure the disc was indeed in the console and no abducted by mischievous elves >If it was in, take out and reinspect for any faults >If a picometer worth of foreign contaminant is discovered on the disc, use a microfiber cloth that nobody casually owns and wipe from the butthole towards the edge in a straight line and not in circles >Reinsert disc >Wait for console to get off it's fat ass and try to read the disc >"No Disc Inserted" >Take disc out and repeat process >"No Disc Inserted" >Take out disc and use alcohol and a Q-t-- to clean the eye of the lazer that reads the disc >Wait 40 years for eye to dry >put disc back in >"No Disc Inserted, F-----" >Take disc out and disassemble the console >Buy a new laser from a random Chinese drop shipper for $22,000 >Use a free weekend to put the new laser in the old console. >Turn on the console and double check your disc hasn't gotten dirty while waiting to be played >Clean disc anyway just to be sure >Put disc in >Pray to Kees Schouhamer Immink and Toshitada Doi that the disc is read this time >"Disc may be dirty or scratched. Please check the manual, dumbass." >Try again in a week. Maybe the console isn't up to it right now. Playing a cartridge based game on original hardware: >Put game in >"Dosen't work" >Shake cartridge a bit >"Game Works, Start playing" F--- CDs, F--- DVDs, F--- GCN, and F--- PS3's that play PS2 games!
File: avgncd.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:08:37 No.11595624 ► Playing a disc based game on original hardware: >Look at the back of the disc 50 times to ensure no scratches fingerprints, dust bunnies, liquids, solids, gasses, plasmids, or anything has ever been on the disc >Grab the disc using the micrometers worth of space on the side while fingering it's butthole >carefully put the game into the console with extreme precision so that nothing touches the disc when inserting >Wait half a year for the console to begin reading the disc >No Disc Inserted >Make sure the disc was indeed in the console and no abducted by mischievous elves >If it was in, take out and reinspect for any faults >If a picometer worth of foreign contaminant is discovered on the disc, use a microfiber cloth that nobody casually owns and wipe from the butthole towards the edge in a straight line and not in circles >Reinsert disc >Wait for console to get off it's fat ass and try to read the disc >"No Disc Inserted" >Take disc out and repeat process >"No Disc Inserted" >Take out disc and use alcohol and a Q-t-- to clean the eye of the lazer that reads the disc >Wait 40 years for eye to dry >put disc back in >"No Disc Inserted, F-----" >Take disc out and disassemble the console >Buy a new laser from a random Chinese drop shipper for $22,000 >Use a free weekend to put the new laser in the old console. >Turn on the console and double check your disc hasn't gotten dirty while waiting to be played >Clean disc anyway just to be sure >Put disc in >Pray to Kees Schouhamer Immink and Toshitada Doi that the disc is read this time >"Disc may be dirty or scratched. Please check the manual, dumbass." >Try again in a week. Maybe the console isn't up to it right now. Playing a cartridge based game on original hardware: >Put game in >"Dosen't work" >Shake cartridge a bit >"Game Works, Start playing" F--- CDs, F--- DVDs, F--- GCN, and F--- PS3's that play PS2 games!

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Anon revisits the Sims | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/25 01:53:17 No. 169768297 SIMS2 The ULTIMATE COLLECTION >sims work a 9-5 job >playing Sims 2 as a kid >copypasting motherlode cheat to make sims rich af >they live the life of wealthy introverts in their castle >playing Sims 2 now >build a minimalist house >befriend neighbors and invite them others >have kids and raise them >and random s--- occassionally like getting abducted by aliens then eating cheesecake so my sim will have alien-human hybrid twins
Anonymous 02/10/25 01:53:17 No. 169768297 SIMS2 The ULTIMATE COLLECTION >sims work a 9-5 job >playing Sims 2 as a kid >copypasting motherlode cheat to make sims rich af >they live the life of wealthy introverts in their castle >playing Sims 2 now >build a minimalist house >befriend neighbors and invite them others >have kids and raise them >and random s--- occassionally like getting abducted by aliens then eating cheesecake so my sim will have alien-human hybrid twins

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Greed and Money | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/24/25(Mon)05:53:37 No.80451294 Attempted bike theft @BANTSLDN ↑ Birmingham 351 KB PNG >Have a car >Use it to your advantage to steal a bike what?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/24/25(Mon)05:53:37 No.80451294 Attempted bike theft @BANTSLDN ↑ Birmingham 351 KB PNG >Have a car >Use it to your advantage to steal a bike what?

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anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 364 KB PNG 02/24/25(Mon)09:14:11 No.80449280 >mfw he pulls out his c--- and it's below 8 inches ugh... 3 Replies Anonymous View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)09:15:16 No.80449287 i'd hope it was more than 8 inches below his head XD Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)09:18:33 No.80449310 nobody in this thread is a female
Anonymous 364 KB PNG 02/24/25(Mon)09:14:11 No.80449280 >mfw he pulls out his c--- and it's below 8 inches ugh... 3 Replies Anonymous View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)09:15:16 No.80449287 i'd hope it was more than 8 inches below his head XD Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)09:18:33 No.80449310 nobody in this thread is a female

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3 years old today | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: w1815013) 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard
Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: w1815013) 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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Play drunk for an actual challenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:01:21 No.703732828 31 KB JPG >change difficulty in a game from normal to hard >enemies become damage sponges that one shot you >change to easy >you one shot enemies How come nobody can do difficulty right?
Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:01:21 No.703732828 31 KB JPG >change difficulty in a game from normal to hard >enemies become damage sponges that one shot you >change to easy >you one shot enemies How come nobody can do difficulty right?

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Anon has a bone to pick | /r/Greentext

File: come again.png (227 KB, 568x510) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)10:09:20 No.2034559 >>2034611 which one of you f------ wrote "sneed's feed and seed formerly chucks" in the bathroom of CP 8168
File: come again.png (227 KB, 568x510) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)10:09:20 No.2034559 >>2034611 which one of you f------ wrote "sneed's feed and seed formerly chucks" in the bathroom of CP 8168

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Anon lost the genetic lottery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dicklet general 89 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)07:04:44 No.80438016 >mfw I overhear a woman talking about how a big penis destroyed her >mfw I overhear a woman talk about how a big d--- left her "dickmatized" >mfw I over hear super short and small women laugh about some guy having a small 6 inch d--- >mfw a dumb bitch thinks just because you're tall must have a big d--- >mfw 6'3 with 4.5 inch d--- 22 Replies / 2 Images you View Thread
: Anonymous Dicklet general 89 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)07:04:44 No.80438016 >mfw I overhear a woman talking about how a big penis destroyed her >mfw I overhear a woman talk about how a big d--- left her "dickmatized" >mfw I over hear super short and small women laugh about some guy having a small 6 inch d--- >mfw a dumb bitch thinks just because you're tall must have a big d--- >mfw 6'3 with 4.5 inch d--- 22 Replies / 2 Images you View Thread

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