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Anonymous (ID: YNR5F15e) 03/07/25(Fri)21:42:26 No.499769035 Two Retards Fighting The term "Reddit Atheist" is just a buzzword now. >Originally, it referred to a certain brand of smug, condescending internet atheism that was common on Reddit in the early 2010s - think r/atheism posts about how religion is the root of all evil with a picture of Neil deGrasse Tyson or Richard Dawkins. 43 KB PNG Nowadays, it's basically just a buzzword people throw around to shut down any criticism of religion, no matter how mild or reasonable. It's the same pattern as words like "woke," "communist," or "NPC" terms that once had meaning but got stretched so far they became catch-all insults for "person I disagree with." - It's funny how the whole "Reddit Atheist" stereotype was originally about people acting smug, but now the people who overuse the phrase come across just as smug themselves.
Anonymous (ID: YNR5F15e) 03/07/25(Fri)21:42:26 No.499769035 Two Retards Fighting The term "Reddit Atheist" is just a buzzword now. >Originally, it referred to a certain brand of smug, condescending internet atheism that was common on Reddit in the early 2010s - think r/atheism posts about how religion is the root of all evil with a picture of Neil deGrasse Tyson or Richard Dawkins. 43 KB PNG Nowadays, it's basically just a buzzword people throw around to shut down any criticism of religion, no matter how mild or reasonable. It's the same pattern as words like "woke," "communist," or "NPC" terms that once had meaning but got stretched so far they became catch-all insults for "person I disagree with." - It's funny how the whole "Reddit Atheist" stereotype was originally about people acting smug, but now the people who overuse the phrase come across just as smug themselves.

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anon is an islandpoor | /r/Greentext

W サンス 81 KB JPEG www. > be islandpoor f----- > daddy issues because father left >mother dies of some s--- illness because europoor > bounce around family members like most orphans > eventually get out of the hellhole and to new rich country > immediately become a tankie and start getting into the anarchist movement > lets overthrow the gov and muh freedoms s--- > friends get sick of it but they poor as f--- too > eventually make my way into government like the job stealing immigrant i am > complete one eighty into that hardcore auth leftie s--- > f--- your freedom loving i love the government > everyone f------ hates me, i dont care because autist > government section i work at is still small and insignificant, so i get away with it > eventually end up making some bad decisions, friend of mine gets pissy > starts getting aggressive, ready to f--- me up whenever i go out > m----------- finally gets a gun, i do too to stay prepared > we meet and the f----- shoots me > rushed to hospital > die > be alexander hamilton > pic unrelated > woke white girls stan you even though you were a euro-racist government swine > internet girls draw you with black bitches and f----- guys > everyone loves you for everything you stood against he must f------ hate lint manual miranda
W サンス 81 KB JPEG www. > be islandpoor f----- > daddy issues because father left >mother dies of some s--- illness because europoor > bounce around family members like most orphans > eventually get out of the hellhole and to new rich country > immediately become a tankie and start getting into the anarchist movement > lets overthrow the gov and muh freedoms s--- > friends get sick of it but they poor as f--- too > eventually make my way into government like the job stealing immigrant i am > complete one eighty into that hardcore auth leftie s--- > f--- your freedom loving i love the government > everyone f------ hates me, i dont care because autist > government section i work at is still small and insignificant, so i get away with it > eventually end up making some bad decisions, friend of mine gets pissy > starts getting aggressive, ready to f--- me up whenever i go out > m----------- finally gets a gun, i do too to stay prepared > we meet and the f----- shoots me > rushed to hospital > die > be alexander hamilton > pic unrelated > woke white girls stan you even though you were a euro-racist government swine > internet girls draw you with black bitches and f----- guys > everyone loves you for everything you stood against he must f------ hate lint manual miranda

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Modern music isn't as universally loved as it used to be | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/11/25(Tue)21:44:31 No.705113772 135 KB JPG >start racing game >s----- newgen rap or pop music starts playing
Anonymous 03/11/25(Tue)21:44:31 No.705113772 135 KB JPG >start racing game >s----- newgen rap or pop music starts playing

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Golden Arches | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: IkGktNx0)| H :Donald's Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)21:32:08 No.500188097 1.46 MB PNG Do urbanshits really believe that city in yurop is walkable? Anonymous (ID: pBcnwzRE ) >>500188097 (OP) >shows a photo of a motorway retard Anonymous (ID: zzWikSOp) >>500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:03 No.500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:47 No.500188884 Ah, the same thing you k---- do when you post about the US.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: IkGktNx0)| H :Donald's Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)21:32:08 No.500188097 1.46 MB PNG Do urbanshits really believe that city in yurop is walkable? Anonymous (ID: pBcnwzRE ) >>500188097 (OP) >shows a photo of a motorway retard Anonymous (ID: zzWikSOp) >>500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:03 No.500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:47 No.500188884 Ah, the same thing you k---- do when you post about the US.

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Stairway to my heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take that pajeet 41 KB JPG 03/12/25(Wed)09:39:07 No.80601899 >Ordered contactless delivery >Hear my doorbell ring, go open it >This Indian guy runs down the stairwell to avoid me, falling on the last steps >Grab my food This made my bad day, a bit better.
: Anonymous Take that pajeet 41 KB JPG 03/12/25(Wed)09:39:07 No.80601899 >Ordered contactless delivery >Hear my doorbell ring, go open it >This Indian guy runs down the stairwell to avoid me, falling on the last steps >Grab my food This made my bad day, a bit better.

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Anon should try gardening | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 662 KB PNG hyped for the future 03/11/25(Tue)19:30:41 No.705082048 >5000 series out of stock >4000 series out of stock >3000 series can only find used ones >2000 are gone and useless >AMD still s--- and out of stock >INTEL MIA man i sure love this hobby im so
Anonymous 662 KB PNG hyped for the future 03/11/25(Tue)19:30:41 No.705082048 >5000 series out of stock >4000 series out of stock >3000 series can only find used ones >2000 are gone and useless >AMD still s--- and out of stock >INTEL MIA man i sure love this hobby im so

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anon questions geopolitics | /r/Greentext

The data on U.S. trade partners is sourced from the U.S. Census Bureau and data on EU trade partners comes from Eurostat. Sources: U.S. Census, Eurostat doing nothing and regulating just linked up ( need it ☐ keep it Research and visualization: Ehsan Soltani www. Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed) 07:01:40 No.208731854 >>208731786 (OP). >>208731971 >>208732051 >>208732101 >America is too pro-Russian... we must seek alliance with... Russia's biggest ally Do Eurocrats just consult a random number generator to make decisions or something? Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)07:06:27 No.208731925 >>208731953 >>208732066 >America's betrayal has shown us Europe needs to be strong and independent! >Daddy Xi please take care of us uwu
The data on U.S. trade partners is sourced from the U.S. Census Bureau and data on EU trade partners comes from Eurostat. Sources: U.S. Census, Eurostat doing nothing and regulating just linked up ( need it ☐ keep it Research and visualization: Ehsan Soltani www. Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed) 07:01:40 No.208731854 >>208731786 (OP). >>208731971 >>208732051 >>208732101 >America is too pro-Russian... we must seek alliance with... Russia's biggest ally Do Eurocrats just consult a random number generator to make decisions or something? Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)07:06:27 No.208731925 >>208731953 >>208732066 >America's betrayal has shown us Europe needs to be strong and independent! >Daddy Xi please take care of us uwu

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Equality Street | /r/Greentext

Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757
Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757

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At least she is now thinking straight. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 174 KB JPG "defective freak" 03/11/25(Tue)14:27:04 No.32846763 >be me >leaving school >small group of girls approaches >two insult me and claim I spy on them on the girl's locker room (everyone knows I'm a lesbian and assume I perv on all of them based on that) >one straight up calls me a >fourth girl just stands there, saying nothing >doesn't even try to defend me >that fourth girl is my girlfriend >she won't defend me because she's still in the closet and scared of losing her "friends" >a random guy from my class that I once rejected a couple of years ago step up and tells them to f--- off >they leave I'm such a worthless freak, and I hate myself for it. I keep wondering, if I weren't born this way, could I have been with him? Would he always protect me like this, just like he did today? Unlike her, the one who just stood there and watched. I hate myself more than words can express.
Anonymous 174 KB JPG "defective freak" 03/11/25(Tue)14:27:04 No.32846763 >be me >leaving school >small group of girls approaches >two insult me and claim I spy on them on the girl's locker room (everyone knows I'm a lesbian and assume I perv on all of them based on that) >one straight up calls me a >fourth girl just stands there, saying nothing >doesn't even try to defend me >that fourth girl is my girlfriend >she won't defend me because she's still in the closet and scared of losing her "friends" >a random guy from my class that I once rejected a couple of years ago step up and tells them to f--- off >they leave I'm such a worthless freak, and I hate myself for it. I keep wondering, if I weren't born this way, could I have been with him? Would he always protect me like this, just like he did today? Unlike her, the one who just stood there and watched. I hate myself more than words can express.

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[Request] OP goes into a Gamestop (or game store of sorts) and asks if the game they're purchasing i...

No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster
No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster

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Mirror needs checking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me
: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me

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Anon witnesses the power of Allah | /r/Greentext

5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face
5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

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anon poses a question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG Reload Reload u Walmart >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd?
Anonymous 03/17/24(Sun)14:10:10 No.76817040 Walmart.com 3 Great Wa 101 Reload qht1mbucv8131[1].jpg 45 KB JPG Reload Reload u Walmart >at walmart >while looking at something you feel something brush against your arm >you turn your head and see that it was one of picrel's lard- filled asscheeks wwyd?

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Gym experiance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros

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Bad acting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB JPG >>155150284 # 08/19/21(Thu)00:42:26 No.155150120 >Pause movie >can see the actors chests slightly going up and down as they pretend to be motionless
Anonymous 22 KB JPG >>155150284 # 08/19/21(Thu)00:42:26 No.155150120 >Pause movie >can see the actors chests slightly going up and down as they pretend to be motionless

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Anon asks a question. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Are my standards too high? 03/11/25(Tue)11:13:19 No.80592802 254 KB PNG Are my standards too high? >Be cisgender female (nonbinary afab are allowed >non vegan >non promiscuous (Even being a former one is not permitted) >no alcohol/drugs/smoking >age difference is 3 years. anything higher will make it hard to relate >Share my interests in Anime, Geek culture, Games or lego. (At least some of them) >Virgin (I am a virgin myself) >Knows English (No hablo ningun otro idioma) >Piercings and tattoos are allowed (So long as they aren't mega big drawings of random s---) >Weight should be at the healthy level >I don't care about fashion so they can wear anything. >I don't care about them having male friends. In fact | support this. I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. >They should be okay with my lack of social media presence (I don't like to doomscroll) >I don't want a trad relationship. Both of us have to work to raise money. We take turns to clean house >Astrology is forbidden >Atheist (This one because I am an atheist and it would be hard to relate if we have opposing views on life) >Politically centrist (I believe in balance and choosing one side over the other to be cringe 99% of the time) Is this too much to ask for anons?
Anonymous Are my standards too high? 03/11/25(Tue)11:13:19 No.80592802 254 KB PNG Are my standards too high? >Be cisgender female (nonbinary afab are allowed >non vegan >non promiscuous (Even being a former one is not permitted) >no alcohol/drugs/smoking >age difference is 3 years. anything higher will make it hard to relate >Share my interests in Anime, Geek culture, Games or lego. (At least some of them) >Virgin (I am a virgin myself) >Knows English (No hablo ningun otro idioma) >Piercings and tattoos are allowed (So long as they aren't mega big drawings of random s---) >Weight should be at the healthy level >I don't care about fashion so they can wear anything. >I don't care about them having male friends. In fact | support this. I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. >They should be okay with my lack of social media presence (I don't like to doomscroll) >I don't want a trad relationship. Both of us have to work to raise money. We take turns to clean house >Astrology is forbidden >Atheist (This one because I am an atheist and it would be hard to relate if we have opposing views on life) >Politically centrist (I believe in balance and choosing one side over the other to be cringe 99% of the time) Is this too much to ask for anons?

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