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The virgin Viking | History Memes

THE VIRGIN VIKING Empoverished peasant resorting to violence to survive Will betray his Jarl for a few pieces of silver Worships fairies and trees Disorganised raids THE CHAD VARANGIAN Professional mercenary fighting for gold and glory Personal body guard to the Roman Emperor Paid once loyal for life P Highly disciplined Advanced tactics Orthodox Christian Makeshift gear made from farming attire and stolen scraps of metal Mostly attacks untrained peasants and unarmed monks Gets assimilated within 50 years of setting foot on foreign soil Armor clad. Best equipment money can buy Fights in the first line against fierce Muslim, Pagan or Crusader armies Brings back riches and knowledge to his Scandinavian/Russian homeland to establish solid and lasting states

THE VIRGIN VIKING Empoverished peasant resorting to violence to survive Will betray his Jarl for a few pieces of silver Worships fairies and trees Disorganised raids THE CHAD VARANGIAN Professional mercenary fighting for gold and glory Personal body guard to the Roman Emperor Paid once loyal for life P Highly disciplined Advanced tactics Orthodox Christian Makeshift gear made from farming attire and stolen scraps of metal Mostly attacks untrained peasants and unarmed monks Gets assimilated within 50 years of setting foot on foreign soil Armor clad. Best equipment money can buy Fights in the first line against fierce Muslim, Pagan or Crusader armies Brings back riches and knowledge to his Scandinavian/Russian homeland to establish solid and lasting states

There's a lot more to job satisfaction than the number of holidays you get | History Memes

WHEN YOU READ ABOUT HOW MEDIEVAL PEASANTS HAD SO MANY HOLIDAYS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE AS A MEDIEVAL PEASANT 9 imgflip.com

WHEN YOU READ ABOUT HOW MEDIEVAL PEASANTS HAD SO MANY HOLIDAYS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE AS A MEDIEVAL PEASANT 9 imgflip.com

He trusted too many people | History Memes

his appointees Ulysses S. Grant

his appointees Ulysses S. Grant

Very big difference in those two | History Memes

JOINING THE RED SHIRTS (ITALY) JOINING THE RED SHIRTS (UNITED STATES) imgflip.com

JOINING THE RED SHIRTS (ITALY) JOINING THE RED SHIRTS (UNITED STATES) imgflip.com

Yeah f*ck the peasants man ... | History Memes

Medieval peasants worked only about 150 days in a year. The Church believed it was important to keep them happy with frequent, mandatory holidays. You have less holidays than a Medieval peasant F--- these lazy peasants... let's go take this quick job and kill this a------ Tucker's kobolds... 2 hours and 3 years worth of gold!

Medieval peasants worked only about 150 days in a year. The Church believed it was important to keep them happy with frequent, mandatory holidays. You have less holidays than a Medieval peasant F--- these lazy peasants... let's go take this quick job and kill this a------ Tucker's kobolds... 2 hours and 3 years worth of gold!

German Navy blues against the Americans. | History Memes

Absolutely loving Taylor Swift's outfit, which is clearly designed to break up her shape against the background, thus making it difficult for German U-Boats to calculate her range, speed, and direction.

Absolutely loving Taylor Swift's outfit, which is clearly designed to break up her shape against the background, thus making it difficult for German U-Boats to calculate her range, speed, and direction.

Tin market | History Memes

DUDES BE LIKE GG I'm going to be so rich after commercialising these abundance of tin mines MY BROTHER IN CHRIST The tin market collapse in the 1980s SUB

DUDES BE LIKE GG I'm going to be so rich after commercialising these abundance of tin mines MY BROTHER IN CHRIST The tin market collapse in the 1980s SUB

We feel it always... | History Memes

HOW IT LOOKS LIKE HOW IT FEELS LIKE

HOW IT LOOKS LIKE HOW IT FEELS LIKE

Tống Bình → Long Đỗ → Đại La → Thăng Long → Đông Đô → Đông Kinh → Bắc Thành → Thăng Long → Hà Nội |...

Istanbul and St. Petersburg when they're in a name changing competition and they see their opponent is Hanoi ㄨ

Istanbul and St. Petersburg when they're in a name changing competition and they see their opponent is Hanoi ㄨ

Broccoli, Celery, gotta be, Diocletian. | History Memes

But Diocletian, why would you give up absolute power to grow vegetables? O I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT!

But Diocletian, why would you give up absolute power to grow vegetables? O I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT!

Nero’s death caused problems for mostly everyone | History Memes

Romans enjoying relative stability at the leadership role for decades with peaceful transfers of power 2922 2022 The Year of the Four Emperors made with mematic

Romans enjoying relative stability at the leadership role for decades with peaceful transfers of power 2922 2022 The Year of the Four Emperors made with mematic

Starting the Second Intifada right after signing the Oslo Accords is quite something | History Memes

Jews: sign this peace pact and we'll be chill Arabs in the year 2000 : Ok Arabs: *murders a LOT of civilians a few months later* ✰ Jews: So that was a f------ lie. appeal

Jews: sign this peace pact and we'll be chill Arabs in the year 2000 : Ok Arabs: *murders a LOT of civilians a few months later* ✰ Jews: So that was a f------ lie. appeal

During the Battle of Chattanooga in 1862 disturbed by gunfire, a group of mules escaped and upon hea...

Stop giving me your toughest battles They're literally pack animals X Hee Haw

Stop giving me your toughest battles They're literally pack animals X Hee Haw

The Tinkers were a pretty badass family too. | History Memes

Simplified SCOTUS @SimpleSCOTUS Tinker v. Des Moines (1968) "Imao young people don't have rights" "f--- the war, let's protest in school" music BAND "stay wild"

Simplified SCOTUS @SimpleSCOTUS Tinker v. Des Moines (1968) "Imao young people don't have rights" "f--- the war, let's protest in school" music BAND "stay wild"

If you want to know what was important to a culture, look at how many words they had for something |...

BdU @ugroyp Romans had more words for twink than eskimos have for snow A man or boy who took the "receptive" role in sex was variously called cinaedus, pathicus, exoletus, concubinus (male concubine), spint(h)ria ("analist"), puer ("boy"), pullus ("chick"), pusio, delicatus (especially in the phrase puer delicatus, "exquisite" or "dainty boy"), mollis ("soft", used more generally as an aesthetic quality counter to aggressive masculinity), tener ("delicate"), debilis ("weak" or "disabled"), effeminatus, discinctus ("loose-belted"), pisciculi, and morbosus ("sick").

BdU @ugroyp Romans had more words for twink than eskimos have for snow A man or boy who took the "receptive" role in sex was variously called cinaedus, pathicus, exoletus, concubinus (male concubine), spint(h)ria ("analist"), puer ("boy"), pullus ("chick"), pusio, delicatus (especially in the phrase puer delicatus, "exquisite" or "dainty boy"), mollis ("soft", used more generally as an aesthetic quality counter to aggressive masculinity), tener ("delicate"), debilis ("weak" or "disabled"), effeminatus, discinctus ("loose-belted"), pisciculi, and morbosus ("sick").

British monarchs didn’t even let go of the title until the 19th century | History Memes

Edward III: "I AM KING OF FRANCE!" "I AM KING OF FRANCE!" BIOR LIVE Philip VI REACTION

Edward III: "I AM KING OF FRANCE!" "I AM KING OF FRANCE!" BIOR LIVE Philip VI REACTION