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SBURB RETA A young Dave stands in a room. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is pretty much like every other day for him. Which is cool to extreme maximum levels all times every times S. Regardless, he is kinda bored right now. What will he do?
SBURB RETA A young Dave stands in a room. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is pretty much like every other day for him. Which is cool to extreme maximum levels all times every times S. Regardless, he is kinda bored right now. What will he do?

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

Equip Yourmomkind strife specibus syllader zs strife deck ourmomkind You equip the YOURMOMKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS You know who else likes to equip strife specibi? MY MOM!
Equip Yourmomkind strife specibus syllader zs strife deck ourmomkind You equip the YOURMOMKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS You know who else likes to equip strife specibi? MY MOM!

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Equip Qkind strife specibus syllader zs strife deck kind You equip the QKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. I'm sorry, did you mean the letter? Because you just inadvertantly equipped John de Lancie's character from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Wow, do you even have the rights to do that? I'm fairly certain he's a busy guy. He might not respond when you call him. This is probably because you haven't obtained the EARTHBADGE yet.
Equip Qkind strife specibus syllader zs strife deck kind You equip the QKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. I'm sorry, did you mean the letter? Because you just inadvertantly equipped John de Lancie's character from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Wow, do you even have the rights to do that? I'm fairly certain he's a busy guy. He might not respond when you call him. This is probably because you haven't obtained the EARTHBADGE yet.

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

You are members of a sinster gang called the Kankri Crew. Your nefarious lectures are extensive and intricate. Few can endure your verbose speeches. You just spent the last seventeen hours planning out a heist. Nothing can go wrong.
You are members of a sinster gang called the Kankri Crew. Your nefarious lectures are extensive and intricate. Few can endure your verbose speeches. You just spent the last seventeen hours planning out a heist. Nothing can go wrong.

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

Begin Act 7 Ideas tu Computer Game -pronotes sooial interaotion -highly interaotive -fully oustonizable
Begin Act 7 Ideas tu Computer Game -pronotes sooial interaotion -highly interaotive -fully oustonizable

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.
Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.

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Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

ry KARKAT:WHAT IN THE EVERY F--- IS GOING ON? KARKAT: WHY AM I IN THIS FAIRY OUTFIT? KARKAT:WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE? KARKAT:SHUT YOUR FACIAL ORIFICE YOU F------ MORON KARKAT: THIS IS ONE OF YOUR PRIVATE DREAMS WHERE YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THE OTHER ASSHOLES KARKAT: I'M SAYING THIS WITH EXTREME AMOUNTS OF CERTAINTY KARKAT:I HAVE NEVER SECRETLY WANTED TO BE THOSE GUYS KARKAT: ESPECIALLY NOT THE DEPRESSING DEAD ONE KARKAT:AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT UGLY CLOTH HELMET KARKAT: WOW SUDDENLY I'M GETTING FASHION ADVICE FROM A RED BUTTERFLY KARKAT TRULY YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE REACHED THE COVETED FABULOUS TIER KARKAT: SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL KAKART: LIKE BECOME A ROBOT 1
ry KARKAT:WHAT IN THE EVERY F--- IS GOING ON? KARKAT: WHY AM I IN THIS FAIRY OUTFIT? KARKAT:WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE? KARKAT:SHUT YOUR FACIAL ORIFICE YOU F------ MORON KARKAT: THIS IS ONE OF YOUR PRIVATE DREAMS WHERE YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THE OTHER ASSHOLES KARKAT: I'M SAYING THIS WITH EXTREME AMOUNTS OF CERTAINTY KARKAT:I HAVE NEVER SECRETLY WANTED TO BE THOSE GUYS KARKAT: ESPECIALLY NOT THE DEPRESSING DEAD ONE KARKAT:AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT UGLY CLOTH HELMET KARKAT: WOW SUDDENLY I'M GETTING FASHION ADVICE FROM A RED BUTTERFLY KARKAT TRULY YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE REACHED THE COVETED FABULOUS TIER KARKAT: SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL KAKART: LIKE BECOME A ROBOT 1

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KARKAT:H--------,THERES MORE? KARKAT: YEAH YOU WANT TO BE EVERYBODY LIKE CRAZY BAD KARKAT: FINALLY KARKAT:I'M F------ PRETTY KARKAT:I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND CONTINUE TO BE PRETTY KARKAT: THEN I WILL SATISFY THE HUNGER OF MY OMNIPOTENT LUSUS THAT I MIRACULOUSLY AM ALLOWED TO KEEP AS A PET KARKAT: MY LIFE HAS FINALLY REACHED OPTIMAL LEVELS OF JOY KARKAT: I'M A MATHTER CODER KARKAT: BUT I CAN'T THEE S--- KARKAT:THITH ITH A HORRIBLE LIFE WHY WOULD I WANT THITH? KARKAT: UNDO ME KARKAT: WHAT? KARKAT: THTOP WISHING I EXITHT BUTTATHH KARKAT:OK FINE, MY F------ PLEASURE KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THERE ARE MORE OF THESE KARKAT: THERE ARE SUPER MORE OF THESE
KARKAT:H--------,THERES MORE? KARKAT: YEAH YOU WANT TO BE EVERYBODY LIKE CRAZY BAD KARKAT: FINALLY KARKAT:I'M F------ PRETTY KARKAT:I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND CONTINUE TO BE PRETTY KARKAT: THEN I WILL SATISFY THE HUNGER OF MY OMNIPOTENT LUSUS THAT I MIRACULOUSLY AM ALLOWED TO KEEP AS A PET KARKAT: MY LIFE HAS FINALLY REACHED OPTIMAL LEVELS OF JOY KARKAT: I'M A MATHTER CODER KARKAT: BUT I CAN'T THEE S--- KARKAT:THITH ITH A HORRIBLE LIFE WHY WOULD I WANT THITH? KARKAT: UNDO ME KARKAT: WHAT? KARKAT: THTOP WISHING I EXITHT BUTTATHH KARKAT:OK FINE, MY F------ PLEASURE KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THERE ARE MORE OF THESE KARKAT: THERE ARE SUPER MORE OF THESE

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

3DS33D3D H354HS3 A3H 543 H34DS4Hb KARKAT: FFFFUUDUUUUUUUUUUUUuUcccCKKK KARKAT: THIS IS BEYOND ALL FORMS OF RIDICULOUS KARKAT:I'M REJECTING EACH OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS FANTASIES KARKAT: IT SEEMS YOU THINK YOU HAVEN' T WISHED YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE KARKAT:OH NO, ARE YOU PULLING THIS ROBOT B------- ON ME? KARKAT:I DON'T WANT TO START HEARING YOU RATTLE ON ABOUT FEELINGS OR WHATEVER KARKAT: "BEEP BOOP, IS BEEP A FEELING? DO I FEEL BOOP?" KARKAT:I CAN SMELL YOU BEING AN A------ KARKAT:AND IT TASTES LIKE S--- KARKAT:I SAY I DO BELIEVE I AM RADIATING LIGHT KARKAT:NOTHING THAT SEWING SOME F------ DRESSES CAN'T FIX KARKAT: UH, MY EYES UH, FEEL HURT KARKAT:OR UH, DEA KARKAT: THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL GONE IF YOU DON' T SHUT UP KARKAT:OH WAIT I MEAN KARKAT: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP! KARKAT: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH KARAT: THERE IS A 98% CHANCE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR S--- AND KILL YOURSELF 1 5 0
3DS33D3D H354HS3 A3H 543 H34DS4Hb KARKAT: FFFFUUDUUUUUUUUUUUUuUcccCKKK KARKAT: THIS IS BEYOND ALL FORMS OF RIDICULOUS KARKAT:I'M REJECTING EACH OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS FANTASIES KARKAT: IT SEEMS YOU THINK YOU HAVEN' T WISHED YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE KARKAT:OH NO, ARE YOU PULLING THIS ROBOT B------- ON ME? KARKAT:I DON'T WANT TO START HEARING YOU RATTLE ON ABOUT FEELINGS OR WHATEVER KARKAT: "BEEP BOOP, IS BEEP A FEELING? DO I FEEL BOOP?" KARKAT:I CAN SMELL YOU BEING AN A------ KARKAT:AND IT TASTES LIKE S--- KARKAT:I SAY I DO BELIEVE I AM RADIATING LIGHT KARKAT:NOTHING THAT SEWING SOME F------ DRESSES CAN'T FIX KARKAT: UH, MY EYES UH, FEEL HURT KARKAT:OR UH, DEA KARKAT: THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL GONE IF YOU DON' T SHUT UP KARKAT:OH WAIT I MEAN KARKAT: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP! KARKAT: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH KARAT: THERE IS A 98% CHANCE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR S--- AND KILL YOURSELF 1 5 0

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

텨 rY KARKAT: IT SEEMS THAT ALREADY HAPPENED
텨 rY KARKAT: IT SEEMS THAT ALREADY HAPPENED

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

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Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)


Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)


Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

ARADIA: oh good! ARADIA the plan was a success! ARADIA dead alternate selves dressed up like my friends! ARADIA: were all gonna get along so well ARADIA: lets have a corpse party! ARADIA: i dont kn0w ARADIA: d0 i like to party ARADIA i dOnt remember how t0 party ARADIA: is party a feeling ARADIA: do i feel party ARADIA: no its easy! ARADIA: here let me set the mood a little 8
ARADIA: oh good! ARADIA the plan was a success! ARADIA dead alternate selves dressed up like my friends! ARADIA: were all gonna get along so well ARADIA: lets have a corpse party! ARADIA: i dont kn0w ARADIA: d0 i like to party ARADIA i dOnt remember how t0 party ARADIA: is party a feeling ARADIA: do i feel party ARADIA: no its easy! ARADIA: here let me set the mood a little 8

Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)

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Homestuck Alternate Universe (X-Stuck)