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If America was still a real country, we would wipe it Iran off the map.


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“our what?”


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No babe, that’s the guy from my *other* favorite podcast


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What are we doing this weekend? I forgot.


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“You can just wear what you’re wearing now”


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I've Got Some Meat for You
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“Don’t throw the box away, I might need it for something one day.”


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“What do you want for dinner tonight?”


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“where do you want to go eat”


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But you aren’t a worm


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Yeah, I’m babysitting the kids tonight while she goes to pottery class


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“I’m letting it soak”


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do you mind if i wait outside sephora


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I'm just resting my eyes


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"I cut the grass and weed-eated, want to come look?"


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*looking at an obscure wikipedia page on his phone*


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